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k0k0 Sep 10th, 2011 06:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kahljorn (Post 741329)
too bad none of those girls are hot

There's 3 that I'd bang. 1 that I'd laugh at have as my secretary. And another that might be a dude.
None are truly hot though, you're right.

Sorry for interrupting your thread Willie.

Fathom Zero Sep 10th, 2011 11:08 AM

maybe you can give us a list of your top ten most bangable ladies

kahljorn Sep 10th, 2011 06:38 PM

you have no standarsd

guess thats not necessarily a bad thing tho

Supafly345 Sep 10th, 2011 10:15 PM

There are many women I would bang but not want to be seen with. None of those women are them though- I can't imagine them having very well maintained vaginas.

Tadao Sep 10th, 2011 10:44 PM

Willie,

Hi?

executioneer Sep 11th, 2011 03:20 AM

hi i went to a wedding and it sucked

k0k0 Sep 11th, 2011 05:54 AM

What made the wedding suck? Lack of small pastel colored equine?

executioneer Sep 11th, 2011 06:11 AM

because weddings as a general rule suck

also i had to wear a tuxedo and listen to ppl tell me how good i look all day

that's great guys, i'll just spend 150 dollars every three days for the rest of my life so i can look good + be pretty uncomfortable

Fathom Zero Sep 11th, 2011 07:14 AM

It's that you looked good - it's that they think every other day you look like shit

or it's more likely that that's something they say when they have nothing to say at all and are afraid of awkward silence, for some reason.

k0k0 Sep 11th, 2011 09:12 AM

I remember when they were selling suits at goodwill for a dollar and I found a tux. I wore that thing every day for a month until my washer tore too many holes in it. They're comfortable if you don't wear the shirt part and just wear a regular shirt.

Fathom Zero Sep 11th, 2011 09:50 AM

I only wear dress shirts, so I usually just swap in one of my own and BAM - instant fashionable motherfucker in a suit jacket.

Shyandquietguy Sep 20th, 2011 12:04 AM

Willie! Do you think the Cutie Mark Crusaders will bring harmony back to Equistria?

executioneer Sep 20th, 2011 01:58 AM

not by themselves they won't

MLE Sep 20th, 2011 11:03 PM

willie, what do you think of the new wwe heavyweight champion?

executioneer Sep 20th, 2011 11:30 PM

i'm terrified of the man

MLE Sep 20th, 2011 11:32 PM

willie, are you gonna get your ass kicked?

executioneer Sep 20th, 2011 11:35 PM

not if i can help it! he's not mad at me for some reason is he :(

MLE Sep 20th, 2011 11:36 PM

willie, aren't we the ones that are supposed to be asking the questions?

executioneer Sep 20th, 2011 11:38 PM

sometimes i gotta answer a question with a question

Evil Robot II Sep 21st, 2011 08:34 PM

39, 57, 73, 74 ,79, 81 and 83

executioneer Sep 21st, 2011 11:22 PM

(reverse side) You will find a unique business opportunity next week

Evil Robot II Sep 22nd, 2011 01:22 AM

Negative, it is the ages of the people who died of west nile in las vegas.

executioneer Sep 22nd, 2011 01:59 AM

still, someone run those as lottery numbers if possible

Fathom Zero Sep 22nd, 2011 03:25 PM

hay willie

http://timheidecker.tumblr.com/post/...eatment-letter

It's not a question - just something I thought you'd enjoy. :lol

Evil Robot II Oct 4th, 2011 10:01 AM

Will the alpha betas ever get there com up ins for what they did to the tri-lambs?


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