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Sam Nov 9th, 2008 04:16 PM

DEAR WILLIE, WHEN WILL ZELDASBIGGESTFAN GET THE HINT AND FINALLY LEAVE?

executioneer Nov 9th, 2008 05:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shrubfest (Post 592895)
Dear Willie, how do you tell your boyfriend he's useless and selfish and you want him to go away, without making him hate you for the rest of time because he's also really touchy?

well you could try making yourself less available to him! make excuses to not be around

ALTERNATE, JOKE RESPONSE

you should try moving to another country, preferably one with lots of fat cowboys in it :wink

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam (Post 592898)
Dear Willie, will Shrubfest ever ACKNOWLEDGE ME AS THE MAN OF HER DREAMS?

only when she starts having dreams about you so you need one of those dream manipulators i guess

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 592904)
Dear Willie, what's the best way to pick up a girl after she's dumped her boyfriend?

invite her over to play with your wii lol

executioneer Nov 9th, 2008 05:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam (Post 592996)
DEAR WILLIE, WHEN WILL ZELDASBIGGESTFAN GET THE HINT AND FINALLY LEAVE?

did he come back, i didnt notice

Sam Nov 9th, 2008 05:45 PM

He did come back and his new name is DevilWearsPardo and he is even worse then before. :(

ALSO HOW DO I GET A DREAM MANIPULATOR? :(

executioneer Nov 10th, 2008 04:55 AM

i dont think thats really zbf though :( and idk about the dreammanipulator

MetalMilitia Nov 10th, 2008 04:58 AM

Willie I have a two part question,

Firstly is it true you live near Guitar Woman? Secondly will you go round to her house, break her computer and punch her in the dick?

Thanks.

executioneer Nov 10th, 2008 05:59 AM

if by "near" you mean a two and a half hour drive, then yeah i guess

and for the second part, nahh the dick punching would probably have the opposite effect you'd expect

Grislygus Nov 10th, 2008 11:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 592795)
I really like Damon Albarn>:

Dear Willie:

Now that you see the company you keep, will you still stand by Blur?

executioneer Nov 10th, 2008 08:13 PM

i didnt say i was standing by them i was just saying they have a good song :(

liquidstatik Nov 11th, 2008 04:19 AM

Dear willie,

A man wanted to get into a members only club but because he couldn't become a member, the man hid and watched as the guard at the door of the club house said a number to each member as they approached, the member would respond with a number of their own, if the member responded with the correct number they were let in, if they responed incorrectly they were thrown out. One member come up to the guard, the guard said twelve and the member responded with six and was let in. Another member came to the door, the guard said six and the member responded with three and was let in. Believing he had heard enough, the reject went up to the guard, the guard said ten, and the reject said five, but was not let in, what should the reject have said?

executioneer Nov 11th, 2008 04:38 AM

this is a stick up, give me all your money

executioneer Nov 11th, 2008 04:44 AM

actually i think the answer's three they're just counting the letters in the word

liquidstatik Nov 11th, 2008 06:16 AM

yeah that was right :o

:hifive

executioneer Nov 11th, 2008 06:36 AM

i didnt evne google it :x HORRAY FOR BRAIN USING

Dixie Nov 12th, 2008 08:21 AM

Dear Willie,
My knee hurts.
Will you please chop off my leg so I can get a prosthetic with bitchin' graphics?
I may be able to arrange payment.

executioneer Nov 12th, 2008 07:15 PM

only if it's a cybernetic leg with ten times the strength of a normal human leg

Tadao Nov 12th, 2008 07:28 PM

William,
What do you do to make a flu go away.

executioneer Nov 12th, 2008 08:13 PM

i don't know :( i haven't gotten the flu in a long time, maybe beards provide immunity

Neen Nov 12th, 2008 11:58 PM

nope. i gots one.

Shrubfest Nov 14th, 2008 03:00 PM

Update!

Thanks Willie! It worked!

executioneer Nov 18th, 2008 02:50 AM

glad to hear it! :eek

Colonel Flagg Nov 18th, 2008 04:18 AM

So, Sam finally hit the road, eh Shrub? :rimshot

Colonel Flagg Nov 18th, 2008 04:19 AM

Willie, what is the best cure for my insomnia?

executioneer Nov 18th, 2008 05:10 AM

1-2 mg of melatonin usually works ok for me but if you don't have access to that uhh maybe have some chamomile tea? and/or maybe a snack of some kind

Battle Net Edition Nov 18th, 2008 11:41 PM

Willie, my glasses are kind of bent awkwardly, what would be the best way to bend them back to where they aren't all imbalanced on my head? Or should I just move onto another pair, I've had these for about five years now...


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