i just got cockblocked by the paper store. fuck girls working early tyhe next morning. i'm also drunk

I BEEN COCKBLOCKED ALL DAY :(

i been cockblocked most of my life, by me

i fucking win again

I broke some hymen's today while being intoxicated. I win.

excuse me but this is the getting cockblocked competition so you win shit

He's Mr. Chekov's son you know. And comedienne Daniel Koenig's brother. And Jimmy Pardo's brother in law.

He has actually started some pretty funny moments on the Never Not Funny podcast.

I hope he's ok

I think the president of Nigeria had very intense eyes, was a snappy dresser and was altogether worthy of the privilege.

MAN, THERE'S A VIRUS IN MY COMPUTER AND I'M IN DANGER OF GETTING MY ACCOUNT DELETED.
IT'S A GOOD THING THAT I-MOCKERY BOARDSUPPORT GAVE ME A LINK TO A WEBSITE WHERE I CAN RUN A VIRUS SCAN, I SURE AS HELL WOULDN'T WANT TO GET MY ACCOUNT DELETED AND ISP REPORTED :rolleyes

GUYS ITS MY BIRTHDAY AT MIDNIGHT OR WHATEVER AND I WANNA FUCK

You better watch it that virus is named Esuohlim and he can't be destroyed

The car now makes a clunking sound in reverse.

Is this related to the fucknut who hit it yesterday (Y) (N)

Make an insurance claim on it.

It might be one of those things where the deductible is more than the repair, we'll have to see.

Either way, dammit and I fucking hate people.

Who is there insurance company kitsa? If you have their info make a claim. Don't let them give you cash or shit for it. I deal with this five days a week.

Never received any contact from them. Called the nonemergency police line and were told to call back Monday (gotta love a town where the POLICE are CLOSED ON WEEKENDS), so we're going to hit them up first thing in the morning.

We had to take pictures and depart because I needed to get back to my newborn at my mom's house. The other party was, apparently, still shopping inside the store, and the kid they left in the car just stared at us and didn't really make contact.

Sounds like they were from Portsmouth.

That would be (Y). Good thing you got pictures. Who knows, they may even help.

I don't know the law in OH, but in PA if you are hit, file a claim and can PROVE the damage was from another vehicle, and they were completely at fault, then their insurance will have to cover the cost of your repair job. No deductible. No problem.

Of course, if they don't have insurance (which is illegal in PA, and probably the rest of the country, but you never know) then you're effed. You could sue them, but the likelihood is that they have no money anyway.

Either way, it's worth a shot. :)

Fuck her! Fuck her brains out! Grab her ass squeeze her tits!

PS guys its hickman

:D

aka Milhouse

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ZHUKOV ZHUKOVBY

AND ALSO THE FAT FOREIGN DUDE

I didn't know it was Zhukov's bday. Happy Birthday Zhukov. :)

Why do we always get clumped together for this shit? :lol