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Pub Lover May 18th, 2010 10:51 PM

:pagebrak

Pub Lover May 18th, 2010 10:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 686245)
I was pleased and surprised that it worked. :)

Like every time I use my dick. :eek

Pub Lover May 18th, 2010 10:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 686246)
And by 'these parts' I do mean my butt. I think you can guess what he had that was so big and shooting. :orgasm ;) :eek

His cock! :eek

elx May 18th, 2010 11:25 PM



OH MY GOD. AN AMORPHOUS MASS OF AN UNIDENTIFIABLE MAN HAS EMANATED OUT OF NOTHING AND HAS TAKEN UP RESIDENCE ON MY BROWSER. HE LOOKS SUPER SKETCHY AND HE TURNED MY BEAUTIFUL PINK THEME BLACK. I THINK I'M BEING ATTACKED. OR SPIED ON. :(

Tadao May 18th, 2010 11:46 PM

Excuse me, we know you are a closet lesbian and all, but Pub is talking about our cocks. CAN WE AT LEAST HAVE THAT MUCH!

elx May 18th, 2010 11:50 PM

sorry i should be more sensitive to the stuff guys like :(

Fathom Zero May 18th, 2010 11:53 PM

Turn Incognitio mode off.

Fathom Zero May 19th, 2010 12:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 686244)
That is AChimp. He is Canadian. He used to be a bigshot around these parts.

:eek I've never seen a picture of him. Even stalker-wise on Facebook.

kahljorn May 19th, 2010 08:22 AM

this is the second semester in a row that the school dropped me from classes for no apparent reason and I was then fucked out of my chance of taking them for the next year ;/

arnold swarzenfuck is the worst governor ever.

Zhukov May 19th, 2010 08:24 AM

Holy crap North Korea achieved nuclear fusion? :lol


I used to buy Popular Science magazine. Or was that New Scientist?

kahljorn May 19th, 2010 08:28 AM

i saw that too. lol.

i bet they discovered it just like that one asian discovered how to isolate stem cells or whatever the fuck he did/didn't do. god thats the most racist comment ive ever made :(

kahljorn May 19th, 2010 08:42 AM

I'm pretty sure tis is what actually happened;

HJILARIOUS YOUTUBE VIDEO WITH A DOG :LOL

just kidding:
http://www.koreatimes.co.kr/www/news...133_27642.html

if that even happened ;/

Zhukov May 19th, 2010 08:43 AM

I bet it's not.


My friend doesn't want to go to North Korea with me, so I am going to go by myself probably near the end of this year or start of 2011.

Colonel Flagg May 19th, 2010 09:55 AM

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Originally Posted by elx (Post 686252)

OH MY GOD. AN AMORPHOUS MASS OF AN UNIDENTIFIABLE MAN HAS EMANATED OUT OF NOTHING AND HAS TAKEN UP RESIDENCE ON MY BROWSER. HE LOOKS SUPER SKETCHY AND HE TURNED MY BEAUTIFUL PINK THEME BLACK. I THINK I'M BEING ATTACKED. OR SPIED ON. :(

I have an AIDS medicine on mine. :(

I think it's a random act of geekiness. :tear

Kitsa May 19th, 2010 10:10 AM

Lisa Ling and her sister were on the today show for wandering too far over the NK border for like 45 seconds and getting the shit kicked out of them by soldiers

or something, I was only half-listening.

Zhukov May 19th, 2010 10:23 AM

I've got the fever. It wont be sated until I've returned and slumped into everlasting depression over the futility of a just society.

Kitsa May 19th, 2010 10:25 AM

From what I half-heard they pistolwhipped and riflebutted the bejesus out of two little Chinese women, who knows what they'll do to you :(

Zhukov May 19th, 2010 10:33 AM

You might not think so, but my westerness will protect me.

Kitsa May 19th, 2010 10:38 AM

I guess you're right, I heard they love westerners.

Zhukov May 19th, 2010 10:59 AM

No, they hate, but the regime relies on not only western aid, but the lie that the entire world loves the Kims.

Anyway, I don't plan on being too much of a smart arse.

Dimnos May 19th, 2010 10:59 AM

Are you going to do the whole pay a Chinese dignitary to smuggle you in thing?

Zhukov May 19th, 2010 11:19 AM

No, I will apply for a tourist visa with my good working class background, and be accepted as one of a few thousand tourists allowed in per year. Strangely enough, the "allowable limit" and the number of applications isn't too dissimilar.

Kitsa May 19th, 2010 11:23 AM

Have you read the Iraq chapters of "Baghdad Without a Map" by Tony Horwitz? Because I'd do that before you go.

Zhukov May 19th, 2010 11:45 AM

You're scaring me now. :(

Kitsa May 19th, 2010 11:49 AM

PARALLELS, MAN, PARALLELS.


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