But you don't seem to be too concerned about being an ass to anybody else?

Actually I don't think she'll feel that way. But I think she'll want the money I offer her more.

I think your thread has more pages than mine now. :(

I'm sorry.

It's okay. Your actually a nicer person than I am.

We can take this conversation to your thread if you want.

You need a long thread. I'm being magnanimous too. Fuck if I know why.

I don't want the 100th post, you take it.

Excuse me whilst I get out Barry's CD.

Your doing that on purpose. >:

I guess this is leading up to my burning question ..

Also, I don't have a lot of CD's by Barry Manilow.

Great, now by post sounds even stupider.

Rolling Stones? I could mellow out to that. But i'll still eat your head for shits and giggles.

I have stuff by the stones. I hear heads aren't good for your digestive track.

I said "shits and giggles." It'll be great for my colon. And I'll laugh when I pass you.

Oh man that was bad.

I'm going to go put the Rolling Stones CD on now.

Hey, if Staxeon keeps posting then your thread will beat mine before the night's over.

I've got 8 hours left on my shift too :P

I like this guy! Keep going Mr Staxeon! When I wake up in the morning I want this thread blown up to 20 pages! But I need useful stuff! :)

Useful....um...did you know I'm radioactive and can't cross the border for a month?

No wonder your being a MISTER GRUMPY BUG!

Naw, not grumpy, having fun. This is Mock Wars after all. :)

Fairly awesome! You know I used to slam people in my early days here and then go behind the scenes to apologize to them.

God. What a fuckhead I was/am. :(

HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO MEEEEEE

shouting thread plz > :