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Jonathan Clement Mar 25th, 2005 04:27 AM

Okay, I'm back...
 
I swore I would never return to i-mockery again if you were gonna dump shit on anime. But I figured out that I can't live without laughing at the hacked rom reviews and what-not.

You guys are alright. You just wanted a laugh. And I'm sure that you're at least REMOTLY an anime fan.

Last time I came here, I was more disturbed. I felt like the whole world was going to hell and that Anime was my only form of escape. But the world doesn't seem so bad, but I'll probably feel differently soon. It comes and goes. Some days are better then others.

Can you forgive me? I'm just an extremly disturbed person.

You know, you could Spend your time doing something good for socioty... Such as trying to shut down landover baptist. Hey, how about you make a mock of it on this website, eh? www.landoverbaptist.org if you want to see it. DON'T BE FOOLED BY THAT WEBSITE! IT IS A FALSE PROPHET!

So, I guess that wraps it up. By the way, I gotta admit. Your posters were kinda funny.

So, in conclusion, this is a thread of apology so please don't yell at me.

-Jonathan

Jonathan Clement Mar 25th, 2005 05:03 AM

Oh, by the way, what's with this e-mail I got from you guys?
Quote:

The following is an email sent to you by an administrator of "I-Mockery.net Message Boards". If this message is spam, contains abusive or other comments you find offensive please contact the webmaster of the board at the following address:

webmaster@i-mockery.com

Include this full email (particularly the headers).

Message sent to you follows:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

These forums have been own3d bad by Achilles, due to your stupid Administrators.
I didn't see anything different...

nothing4buddha Mar 25th, 2005 12:43 PM

wow this forum is useless

Mr. Fugo Mar 25th, 2005 12:52 PM

Have a free tentacle rape, no take two :)

Jonathan Clement Mar 25th, 2005 05:15 PM

You know, tentacle rape is quite rare. I know there's none in Ranma 1/2, and I'm CERTAIN there's none in DBZ. And if you have seen Ranma nad DBZ porn, you're quite gullible. THOSE THINGS ARE MADE BY A DIFFERENT PERSON!!! Just a pervert who needs a life. Infact, any "tentacle rape" you see isn't made by the same person... I don't even like that stuff anyway. But ya, I certainly must agree with you on cosplaying. Unless your SURE you're gonna look good, don't do it. I've seen a few good cosplays, but most are total crap...

Oh, and of course you realize, landover baptist isn't real, right?

rockets redglare Mar 25th, 2005 05:24 PM

You're not real

rockets redglare Mar 25th, 2005 05:24 PM

Take that anime fag, that'll teach you to come back

Jonathan Clement Mar 25th, 2005 05:34 PM

Okay, now your just being a baby.

rockets redglare Mar 25th, 2005 05:39 PM

Now you're just being an anime fag

Jonathan Clement Mar 25th, 2005 05:39 PM

Is that the best you can do?

rockets redglare Mar 25th, 2005 05:40 PM

Yes

Jonathan Clement Mar 25th, 2005 05:41 PM

...Whatever... Well, you got a fan back so don't push it.

rockets redglare Mar 25th, 2005 05:43 PM

Seriously, it is. I took me five minutes just to think of that reply.

ziggytrix Mar 25th, 2005 06:28 PM

hahahahahahah, this guy can't be for real.

Jonathan Clement Mar 25th, 2005 06:52 PM

Believe it or not, I am.

Mr. Fugo Mar 25th, 2005 06:58 PM

Yeah, but the Jesus ad was cool :)

ziggytrix Mar 25th, 2005 09:28 PM

dude, landoverbaptist is a JOKE. you know like, what present do you get for a dead baby?

A dead puppy.
>:

Mr. Fugo Mar 25th, 2005 09:34 PM

I just liked Jesus :(

I found out it was a joke when I signed up for a free Ps2 and didn't get one...

I think I'll keep jesus for a while, even though no-one concurs. Three days, at least >:

ziggytrix Mar 25th, 2005 09:37 PM

was talking to jon :(

Mr. Fugo Mar 25th, 2005 09:45 PM

:(

Jonathan Clement Mar 26th, 2005 12:44 AM

Even so, I have to shut that place down. I've seen people reject christ because of it.

Oh, and I just looked at your "The church of mockery" page and I am quite offended. Let me dispell a few myths about christians. We do NOT hate gays. We only hate what they do. I don't like the definition of marriage being changed. And Jesus was NOT gay. That's another myth. Don't listen the KKK. They're wrong.

You know, you people at I-mockery arn't bad. Just ignorant...

Mr. Oysterhead Mar 26th, 2005 01:12 AM

We're not ignorant, we're just assholes. And you, you're not an asshole, you're just unbelievably stupid. You show up and start bitching about how offended you are by that thing that was meant to offend. Then you decide to come back to the almost completely unrelated message board, because you liked something on the main site. Right when you're back, you show how unbelievably stupid you are, by letting us know that you are offended by that other thing that was meant to offend.

Jonathan Clement Mar 26th, 2005 01:38 AM

You are still capable of losing a fan, you know. Say your sorry!

ziggytrix Mar 26th, 2005 01:40 AM

you're a fan of mr oysterhead? wow, you suck.

Jonathan Clement Mar 26th, 2005 01:43 AM

I mean a fan of I-mockery. You shouldn't be rude to your guests, you know. You never know who's on the other end. It could be a phycotic, touchy serial killer.

And you ESSPECIALLY SHOULDN'T say that you're going to shoot up a school. There have been so many lately, that people might think you really mean it.


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