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Pub Lover Jun 16th, 2006 05:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamnthatDavid
Everyone who drives a manuel knows about the drift back.

WHAT THE FUCK?

SERIOUSLY?

CAN'T AMERICANS DRIVE?

Oh yeah. :lol

Pub Lover Jun 16th, 2006 05:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Terra
"Pretend Water in the Summertime" on the road is everywhere!

See, stuff like that make me regret my above post. Like do you guys have some sort of crazy physics? Because I have never seen this 'Pretend Water' stuff. :(

Pub Lover Jun 16th, 2006 05:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin
Emily did something like this to me once, where she was being all silent because she was mad at me over something and was not about to tell me what it was, so I just went about my lunch and day as usual. This got her so mad that she eventually came clean and was all 'CAN'T YOU TELL THAT I'M UPSET' and I said 'Yes, but I don't like to let on that I speak Bitch.'

No sex that week, frowny emoticon.

But yes, don't buy into mind games, it's their species' equivalent to smash bros and THE ONLY WAY TO WIN IS NOT TO PLAY did you get that that was from wargames

:lol

Pub Lover Jun 16th, 2006 06:00 AM

If just two more of us were as funny as Chojin, this place would rock! :rock



Instead we get Dullsville.

Thanks a fucking lot, GW. >:

funkyamunky Jun 16th, 2006 06:00 AM

pub i love you

Pub Lover Jun 16th, 2006 06:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by funkyamunky
pub i love you

Yeah, yeah. >:

I get it. >:

"Oh Pub you are so great, oh Pub you are so funny! :love"

Fuck that shit guys. I was forced to go out into the real world yesterday, and all of this means shit!

:x X_SUICIDE TIME_X :x


>:

funkyamunky Jun 16th, 2006 06:04 AM

:tear

Pub Lover Jun 16th, 2006 06:09 AM

Hey! Hey.

Your location says "Not Finland".

Fuck that!

Finland rocks! :rock

It's Rankari that sucks.

I demand you change your location to "Finland rocks, but Rankari sucks!"

Do it! :eek

Pub Lover Jun 16th, 2006 06:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by To pretty much any newb Jixby Phillips has
goodness gracious, I hate you :eek

"has wrote"? :confused

funkyamunky Jun 16th, 2006 06:17 AM

seriously pub you're my fav person on the internet :(

Pub Lover Jun 16th, 2006 06:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by funkyamunky
pub i love you

You know who I like?


Emu.



Seriously, that guy is always posting, but how many of you would notice if he suddenly stopped?

He's not hated & he's not loved, he's just there.

Much respect to the Emu.

Pub Lover Jun 16th, 2006 06:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by funkyamunky
seriously pub you're my fav person on the internet :(

The internet must suck in Finland,




or at least they don't have drunk people. :eek

Pub Lover Jun 16th, 2006 06:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by funkyamunky
Location: Finland rocks, but Rankari sucks!

:lol

Now I know how Esuohlim feels! :eek :power

Pub Lover Jun 16th, 2006 06:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by funkyamunky
seriously


funkyamunky Jun 16th, 2006 06:26 AM

stop posting so fast i can't reply to anything :(

Pub Lover Jun 16th, 2006 06:26 AM

That's a character from the Disney show 'Kim Possible' for any of you that are adults, or have taste. :(


He says 'Seriously!'. :(

Pub Lover Jun 16th, 2006 06:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by funkyamunky
stop posting so fast i can't reply to anything :(

A.D.H.D. has to have some use, if not the internet, then where? :eek

funkyamunky Jun 16th, 2006 06:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover
Much respect to the Emu.

emu is a great guy
Quote:

The internet must suck in Finland,
yeah
Quote:

That's a character from the Disney show 'Kim Possible' for any of you that are adults, or have taste. Sad


He says 'Seriously!'.
oh

Pub Lover Jun 16th, 2006 06:34 AM

You must be on the Ritalin, because each of those replies could have had tehier own posts. :P

funkyamunky Jun 16th, 2006 06:36 AM

i'm an efficient guy

Pub Lover Jun 16th, 2006 06:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by funkyamunky
i'm an efficient guy

Efficiency works in reverse in this thread. :eek

Pub Lover Jun 16th, 2006 06:38 AM


SERIOUSLY!

Pub Lover Jun 16th, 2006 06:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Terra
I'M A BIG WHORE!!!!!

We get it. :|

Pub Lover Jun 16th, 2006 06:41 AM

Terra, if you could be a bit more like Maggie Karp you'd be bearable.

Pub Lover Jun 16th, 2006 06:42 AM

Maggie Karp, the Emu of internet women.

funkyamunky Jun 16th, 2006 06:42 AM

girls :rolleyes

Pub Lover Jun 16th, 2006 06:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by funkyamunky
girls :rolleyes

Like I mentioned earlier, I went out into the real world for a few hours. If I could have helped it I ouldn;t have, but there you go...

...the thing that tv never tells you is that the real world is full of ugly people.

Seriously, how do these people make it through the day?

I think I look like I strapped an ass to my face, but'm bloody Brad Pitt compared to these ogres.

And the cute people are assholes, as if dealing with ugly people all the time removes any politeness.

I say 'cute people' but I mean 'cute women', cute men were polite to me all day...

Which probably means I look gay...

Hmm. >:

funkyamunky Jun 16th, 2006 06:52 AM

the real world has inner beauty so quit being a superficial jerk you jerk >:

Pub Lover Jun 16th, 2006 06:59 AM

Sorry. :(


But they were damn ugly, & I have very loose standards. :(

funkyamunky Jun 16th, 2006 07:09 AM

it's probably a new zealand thing

Pub Lover Jun 16th, 2006 07:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by funkyamunky
it's probably a new zealand thing

Sadly I think that is true. :(

Pub Lover Jun 16th, 2006 07:19 AM

Usually at this time I'm watching Australia's Audlt Swim's repeats of the same few SGC2C, ATHF, Sealab, & Brak episodes over & over, but tonight for a change I'm watching the Street Fighter movie.

Hahaha, taste? No.

Pub Lover Jun 16th, 2006 07:20 AM

Audit Swim sounds like a better show. :(

Pub Lover Jun 16th, 2006 07:31 AM

Kylie Minogue acting. :lol

Pub Lover Jun 16th, 2006 07:33 AM

Uh oh! It's a good thing M. Bison doesn't have any turtles in that lab, what with all that Mutagen he has laying around.

Pub Lover Jun 16th, 2006 07:34 AM

:eek

Pub Lover Jun 16th, 2006 07:35 AM


Pub Lover Jun 16th, 2006 07:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero
YOU SUCK.

:lol

ArrowX Jun 16th, 2006 10:37 AM

CHARLES FTW :O

Esuohlim Jun 16th, 2006 11:17 AM

Hahaha, banned.

Esuohlim Jun 16th, 2006 11:23 AM

The concert was great last night except they had to cut it short due to the 11pm concert curfew >:

MarioRPG Jun 16th, 2006 02:43 PM

Curfew? Heh. That must've been some concert.

Chojin Jun 16th, 2006 05:10 PM

I'm starting to like pub again, but i think it's mostly the flattery :<

Fathom Zero Jun 16th, 2006 06:42 PM

Romy Schneider is very pretty.

Esuohlim Jun 16th, 2006 06:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MarioRPG
Curfew? Heh. That must've been some concert.

It's a union thing. If Dweezil stayed any longer he would have to pay about 50 people more for overtime. >:

Seven Force Jun 16th, 2006 07:44 PM

INTERESTING

Seven Force Jun 16th, 2006 07:45 PM



HAVE YOU SEEN THIS NEGRO?

camacazio Jun 16th, 2006 07:47 PM

This would be funny except for the fact that 100% of sexual assault is committed by black people.

Emu Jun 16th, 2006 07:48 PM

seven force is that you :rolleyes

Esuohlim Jun 16th, 2006 07:48 PM

Sure do he goes by the name Brian Duff :ool

Esuohlim Jun 16th, 2006 07:49 PM

HEY >: EMU >:

Emu Jun 16th, 2006 07:55 PM

yea

Emu Jun 16th, 2006 08:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover
Quote:

Originally Posted by funkyamunky
pub i love you

You know who I like?


Emu.



Seriously, that guy is always posting, but how many of you would notice if he suddenly stopped?

He's not hated & he's not loved, he's just there.

Much respect to the Emu.

:)

Seven Force Jun 16th, 2006 08:59 PM

I agree. Emu is the superglue that holds together the fragile scrotum of the boards. :|

Emu Jun 16th, 2006 09:01 PM

illin'

ItalianStereotype Jun 16th, 2006 09:19 PM

I like emu :<

camacazio Jun 17th, 2006 03:36 AM

I want more maggie karp

MarioRPG Jun 17th, 2006 12:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Emu
seven force is that you :rolleyes

Pfff, he wishes.

Misdemonar Jun 17th, 2006 05:19 PM

I REGRET TO INFORM YOU, YOU ARE STUPID. JUST LIKE TERRA, EXCEPT WITHOUT BEING A WHORE, BECAUSE SHE IS QUEEN WHORE AROUND HERE.

Terra Jun 17th, 2006 09:08 PM

Hey Misdemonar! Isn't it about time to suck a mod dick?? How about bend over and take it up the poop shoot for an admin??

Your three days are up and your almost behind schedule. Chop chop chop! Get to it you filthy little man slut.

Esuohlim Jun 17th, 2006 09:26 PM

:yawn

Esuohlim Jun 17th, 2006 09:27 PM

So what did everyone get their pop for Father's Day???????

Emu Jun 17th, 2006 09:30 PM

hugs

Terra Jun 17th, 2006 09:45 PM

My dad passed on. I am putting flowers on his grave. :tear

All of you fucktards had best honor your father tomorrow!!!! >:

Milhouse? Fuck off! :)

Fathom Zero Jun 17th, 2006 10:10 PM

I hate my father, so I wish him no good.

Grislygus Jun 17th, 2006 10:12 PM

I'm actively trying to find Billy Connelly's new DVD for a Father's Day gift.

Misdemonar Jun 17th, 2006 10:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Terra
Hey Misdemonar! Isn't it about time to suck a mod dick?? How about bend over and take it up the poop shoot for an admin??

Your three days are up and your almost behind schedule. Chop chop chop! Get to it you filthy little man slut.

What now?

Emu Jun 17th, 2006 10:40 PM

poop chute, poop CHUTE, GOD

RaNkeri Jun 18th, 2006 01:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero
I hate my father, so I wish him no good.

Why so? D:

Is he abusive? :eek

Esuohlim Jun 18th, 2006 01:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Terra
My dad passed on. I am putting flowers on his grave. :tear

loo

Esuohlim Jun 18th, 2006 01:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Emu
hugs

Emu your father is a very lucky guy :D

executioneer Jun 18th, 2006 04:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Emu
poop chute, poop CHUTE, GOD

emu did you know that broken hearts are for assholes

MarioRPG Jun 18th, 2006 08:00 AM

I got my father a pair of shorts and a rock speaker-dealy.

I did consider a bag a peat moss though, Esu.

Emu Jun 18th, 2006 08:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer
Quote:

Originally Posted by Emu
poop chute, poop CHUTE, GOD

emu did you know that broken hearts are for assholes

don't fool yourself willie of course i did

Pub Lover Jun 18th, 2006 11:49 PM


Esuohlim Jun 19th, 2006 12:17 AM

Oh is it the next page in the future :rolleyes :wornoutjokeok

GADZOOKS Jun 19th, 2006 06:26 AM

Dear Max,

I'd like to make a complaint about articles #102945 and #102953 of your website titled "Mister Sarcastic Ridicules Your Favorite Fast Food Restaurants" Parts 1 and 2. It seems that the writer thinks he is entitled to choose what are my favorite fast food resturaunts when I do not even eat fast food. And even if i was forced to pick a favorite I would ahve to choose Salt Creek Barbaque which I belive is not on those lists. I demand a retraction and a personal apology from the author.

Signed,
Arthur "Art" D. Paige

------------------------------------------------
Do You Yahoo? Click Here.

Emu Jun 19th, 2006 08:47 AM

Is that real?

MarioRPG Jun 19th, 2006 03:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GADZOOKS
Dear Max,

I'd like to make a complaint about articles #102945 and #102953 of your website titled "Mister Sarcastic Ridicules Your Favorite Fast Food Restaurants" Parts 1 and 2. It seems that the writer thinks he is entitled to choose what are my favorite fast food resturaunts when I do not even eat fast food. And even if i was forced to pick a favorite I would ahve to choose Salt Creek Barbaque which I belive is not on those lists. I demand a retraction and a personal apology from the author.

Signed,
Arthur "Art" D. Paige

------------------------------------------------
Do You Yahoo? Click Here.

Because everything on the internet applies to everyone.

GADZOOKS Jun 19th, 2006 08:26 PM

Hey MarioRPG are you TBS, because you are "very funny".

Pub Lover Jun 19th, 2006 10:09 PM


Like a magnet... :eek

Fathom Zero Jun 19th, 2006 10:12 PM

I AGREE

Terra Jun 19th, 2006 10:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover

Like a magnet... :eek

You actually took the time out for that???

Oh pubby, I love you!!! :love

xbxDaniel Jun 19th, 2006 11:10 PM

Oh have y'all been?

Terra Jun 19th, 2006 11:26 PM

Fine. How are you doing?

xbxDaniel Jun 19th, 2006 11:31 PM

Can't complain. Just hanging out until I feel sleepy.

Terra Jun 19th, 2006 11:32 PM

Ah. Good to see you around!

Terra Jun 19th, 2006 11:33 PM

Ah. Good to see you around!

Terra Jun 19th, 2006 11:33 PM

double post. nevermind

camacazio Jun 20th, 2006 02:11 AM

wtf

ArrowX Jun 20th, 2006 10:25 AM

Charles FTW

Esuohlim Jun 20th, 2006 11:31 AM

Strike two.

Fathom Zero Jun 20th, 2006 07:12 PM

What're you guys havin' for dinner?

Pub Lover Jun 20th, 2006 07:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Terra
Oh pubby...

Pubby?

Pub Lover Jun 20th, 2006 07:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Terra
I'll find your wee little buddy, Pubby on Saturday. HIS TIME! >:

Little?

camacazio Jun 20th, 2006 07:28 PM

I don't know what I'll be eating, I think I'll try to gather friends for mexican restaurant outing time.

Pub Lover Jun 20th, 2006 07:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover


executioneer Jun 20th, 2006 07:34 PM

hey if "ftw" means "for the win" how come nobody ever says "ftb" :rolleyes

camacazio Jun 20th, 2006 07:42 PM

for the base?

camacazio Jun 20th, 2006 07:42 PM

for the boss?


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