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Pub Lover Jun 7th, 2006 07:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seven Force
You think I like them chinks? That was so last month.

It's all about shakin' the crime stick now.

I suspect you shake your crime stick at the Asian Pussy still. :wank

Pub Lover Jun 7th, 2006 07:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Marc Summers
Seven Force stop with the crime stick nonsense I'm sick of hearing about it >:

Yeah. >:

Seven Force Jun 7th, 2006 07:17 PM

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Pub Lover Jun 7th, 2006 07:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seven Force
Jackassery!

WHOSE THREAD DOYA THINK YOU ARE IN?

Seven Force Jun 7th, 2006 07:32 PM

Not yours?

Seven Force Jun 7th, 2006 07:38 PM

Seven Force: I like my pussy with a twist of lemon. :)
Seven Force: Sprunt.
Seven Force: OBEY YOUR SNATCH
Vampywampy: WHAT.
Seven Force: Sprite + Cunt = Sprunt
The only refreshing pussy with a twist of lemon!
Vampywampy: Whatthefuck?
Seven Force: :D Try it!
Vampywampy: I'd love to but um.
Vampywampy: N-no thanks. :<
Seven Force: YOU DON'T LIKE MY NEW PRODUCT?! >:
Seven Force: You're upseting my wife!
Seven Force: Of course, it could be the burning lemon juice.
Seven Force: She's such a trooper. :tear
Vampywampy: WHAT THE FUCK.
Vampywampy: :shocked

Guitar Woman Jun 7th, 2006 11:14 PM

THE BITCH IS BACK

Pub Lover Jun 8th, 2006 12:04 AM

Yeah, Seven Force is totally a bitch.

Seven Force Jun 8th, 2006 12:04 AM

A bitch with writing skills.

Pub Lover Jun 8th, 2006 12:23 AM

Yeah, hit below the belt, you jerk. :tear

Pub Lover Jun 8th, 2006 12:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by STDmx
Whatever you do, don't mention the war

:lol

Esuohlim Jun 8th, 2006 01:08 AM

Hate to break it to you guys, but a friend of mine wrote Friday's update and she's funnier than both of you. :(

Which is saying a lot since girls aren't funny >:

Pub Lover Jun 8th, 2006 01:11 AM

It's not really saying alot, both 7F & I are not funny, except by accident.


hahaha @ girls.

Seven Force Jun 8th, 2006 01:16 AM

Aww, don't worry. Everybody's better than someone else.

I can still write for you, right? :(

Esuohlim Jun 8th, 2006 01:18 AM

Yeah. :(

I was just raising a theoretical bar, albeit one that I repeatedly crawl under. :(

Pub Lover Jun 8th, 2006 01:20 AM

Hey, Esuohlim, can you remove my shit from your site & pretend it was never there in the first fucking place? >:


Please? :(

Esuohlim Jun 8th, 2006 01:22 AM

no

Pub Lover Jun 8th, 2006 01:28 AM

In that case I'll keep submiting articles, and then you'll be all "Oh fucking, this is shit, but I'm lazy. Damn it's going up." And then when the domain expires, you'll look at your site and think "I'm not going to spend anymore money on that piece of shit." And then my shitty works will no longer disgrace the internet!

Seven Force Jun 8th, 2006 01:29 AM

But I can archive the site.

And upload it somewhere else.

Pub Lover Jun 8th, 2006 01:30 AM

CURSES! FOILED AGAIN! >:

Seven Force Jun 8th, 2006 01:32 AM

GW and I tried to get a good game of Gunstar Heroes going but she had to go cause she had work in the morning.

Goddamn jobs. >:

Seven Force Jun 8th, 2006 01:33 AM


Seven Force Jun 8th, 2006 01:35 AM

I need to find out what comic that's from. :(

Esuohlim Jun 8th, 2006 01:35 AM

Motherfuckers at comedy central showing Police Academy again :rolleyes

camacazio Jun 8th, 2006 03:25 AM

yeah seriously

camacazio Jun 8th, 2006 12:33 PM

Done with finals and this cafeteria cinamon roll still tastes like shit

camacazio Jun 8th, 2006 12:34 PM

the taste of life has not improved

Seven Force Jun 8th, 2006 02:13 PM

Yeah it's only been a minute.

MarioRPG Jun 8th, 2006 04:41 PM

It was probably a long minute.

Fathom Zero Jun 8th, 2006 04:47 PM

I'm watching Armageddon right now.

Cliff Steele Jun 8th, 2006 09:26 PM

Sevenforce, that is from Planetary.

Seven Force Jun 8th, 2006 09:39 PM

Thank you, mysterious new person! :eek

Emu Jun 8th, 2006 10:06 PM

I think the guy with the gun is supposed to be H.P. Lovecraft. :eek

BlueOatmeal Jun 8th, 2006 10:10 PM

Duke Nukem Forever is never coming out.

Seven Force Jun 8th, 2006 10:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Emu
I think the guy with the gun is supposed to be H.P. Lovecraft. :eek

Yeah, I knew he had something to do with it, I just didn't know how. :(

Cliff Steele Jun 8th, 2006 10:26 PM

Yeah the guy with the gun is Lovecraft, it's from Planetary/ The Authority: Ruling The World. Warren Ellis writes Planetary, and if you have even the slightest interest in comics, you should pick it up or anything else by Ellis, currently he writes Blackgas, Fell, Nextwave: Agents Of Hate, and various other things.

Seven Force Jun 8th, 2006 10:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlueOatmeal
Duke Nukem Forever is never coming out.

You just now figure that out? :(

BlueOatmeal Jun 8th, 2006 10:32 PM

I was looking at my old poster for Duke Nukem Manhatten Project and I remembered that there was a trailer for DNF on the Manhatten Project disc and I just felt really sad.

Misdemonar Jun 8th, 2006 10:36 PM

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Seven Force Jun 8th, 2006 11:11 PM

You keep telling yourself that.

Guitar Woman Jun 9th, 2006 12:05 AM

KAILLERA WHY DO YOU HATE ME SO

Seven Force Jun 9th, 2006 12:13 AM

Not only did it fail on me too, but now I can't get back on to AIM at all.

I guess we're just gonna have to wait till next time. :(

Fathom Zero Jun 9th, 2006 02:22 AM

DNF must be the best fucking game ever or else I will kill.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duke_Nukem_Forever
http://www.meqon.com/

The fact that DNF is using the meqon engine makes me giddy, especially having seen it first hand. Gotta love those torrents.

Esuohlim Jun 9th, 2006 02:40 AM

outtit's coming :eek

Pub Lover Jun 9th, 2006 02:44 AM

Hey Esuohlim, I don't wanna be an ass, but I didn't find Erika's article very funny. :(

Seven Force Jun 9th, 2006 02:49 AM

What's going on meqon? :lol

Haha, you guys get it? Cause it's like, you know, one of them...negro songs. :/

Esuohlim Jun 9th, 2006 02:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover
Hey Esuohlim, I don't wanna be an ass, but I didn't find Erika's article very funny. :(

:(

Esuohlim Jun 9th, 2006 02:53 AM

EDIT: PAGE BRAKE WHHOPS :lol

Seven Force Jun 9th, 2006 02:56 AM

IM GOING TO SLEEP

Esuohlim Jun 9th, 2006 02:57 AM

The thing I like about the article is that absolutely nothing is exaggerated. Seriously, check out http://www.capalert.com it's funnier than anything that will ever be on my site ever :(

Mr. Vagiclean Jun 9th, 2006 05:20 AM

it's 5:44 am, do you know where your regular self is tonight? :(


NO because as soon as that gym opens i am working out, eat a lousy cheesesteak, and go to sleep after i shit all that out. today is going to be amazing

camacazio Jun 9th, 2006 02:38 PM

Rankeri really needs to tone down how much of a retard he is.

MarioRPG Jun 9th, 2006 02:41 PM

I think everything is backward in Finland, so he'd need to tone up

Seven Force Jun 9th, 2006 02:41 PM

Good luck with that, Mr. Vagiclean!

Seven Force Jun 9th, 2006 02:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by camacazio
Rankeri really needs to tone down how much of a retard he is.

You can't just tell a retard to stop being retarded. :(

That's what we have the ovens for.

Sam Jun 9th, 2006 03:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim
Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover
Hey Esuohlim, I don't wanna be an ass, but I didn't find Erika's article very funny. :(

:(

ALSO, THERE ARE TOO MANY QUOTATION MARKS IN IT. :/

Seven Force Jun 9th, 2006 03:59 PM

I guess I will also voice my opinion that it wasn't as good as I thought it would be. :/

Fathom Zero Jun 9th, 2006 04:03 PM

Oh my lord, I just saw an ad for Like Mike 2, straight to DVD.
What is this world coming to?

Seven Force Jun 9th, 2006 04:25 PM

...Finland.

MarioRPG Jun 9th, 2006 06:38 PM

Finland will be the new joke of the internet. By which I mean replace chuck norris.

Emu Jun 9th, 2006 06:39 PM

Nothing will replace Chuck Norris. ROUNDHOUSE KICK TO THE FACE! LOL

Pub Lover Jun 9th, 2006 06:54 PM

>:

Emu Jun 9th, 2006 06:58 PM

Sorry, Pub. :(

Cliff Steele Jun 9th, 2006 07:45 PM

Come on Fathom Zero! Were you honestly satisfied with the ending to Like Mike 1? That is like stopping at the end of Fellowship Of The Ring, satisfied that you know the whole story!

Guitar Woman Jun 9th, 2006 07:46 PM

God damnit, I want to get MAME32 again but I can't find any sites that have it :(

Seven Force Jun 9th, 2006 08:01 PM

http://www.zophar.net/Files/Mame32v.95_Binary.exe

Guitar Woman Jun 9th, 2006 08:05 PM

Quote:

You are attempting to download a file linked from a foreign site. If you are the webmaster of this site, you may contact us for a linking agreement.

Emu Jun 9th, 2006 08:05 PM

Just go to Zophar.net, GOD :rolleyes

Guitar Woman Jun 9th, 2006 08:06 PM

Quote:

The URL you requested is missing or unavailable at the moment. If you feel you've reached this page in error, please check the URL you typed in. If it's correct, feel free to email us and describe what happened.
their search engine is broken too, jeeze they can't do anything right >:

Seven Force Jun 9th, 2006 08:40 PM

Apparently Right-Click>Save As is unknown to the both of you.

God

Guitar Woman Jun 9th, 2006 08:44 PM

way to be slow, I don't even want to play anything now

Guitar Woman Jun 9th, 2006 08:44 PM


Seven Force Jun 9th, 2006 08:45 PM

That ain't my problem.

Terra Jun 9th, 2006 10:08 PM

It could be. If you really wanted it to! :)

Seven Force Jun 9th, 2006 10:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cliff Steele
Sevenforce, that is from Planetary.

You know what Issue? Because i'm having trouble finding that specific one. I got one off a torrent with the name "Planetary", and although it's awesome, it's not the one I want. :(

Cliff Steele Jun 9th, 2006 10:24 PM

its from planetary/the authority: ruling the world. check out zcultfm.com they might have a torrent there.
its in this torrent
http://www.demonoid.com/files/details/241757/

Seven Force Jun 9th, 2006 11:16 PM

Thank you! :D

Quote:

Originally Posted by Terra
It could be. If you really wanted it to! :)

Well, it isn't. :)

GADZOOKS Jun 10th, 2006 02:20 AM

Notable Leaders Of The I-Mockery Chat Room Thread (formerly Mad-Libs)

Willie the Executioneer (Mad-Libs Era 1-190)
Esuohlim The Grand (The Milhouse Dynasty 191-198)
Pubic Pub Lover II (The Greatest Depression 198-520)
The thread was then changed to The Chat Room.
Terra The Terrible and Exigo VII (The Dark,Swampy, Cunt Ages 400-Present)

This place needs a Renassiance, and quick!

I elect Scru2wice who already showed his worthy in the Mock Wars.

Sam Jun 10th, 2006 11:40 AM

What about my short reign of dancing avatars. :(

That was like two whole pages. >:

Emu Jun 10th, 2006 11:50 AM

Let's start!

Seven Force Jun 10th, 2006 12:07 PM

That was under my rule, Sam. :rolleyes

Sam Jun 10th, 2006 12:09 PM

:rolleyes

You were part of my brain-trust.

Moobs Jun 10th, 2006 12:13 PM


Seven Force Jun 10th, 2006 12:13 PM

You know, I think we should put Sam in charge.

Emu Jun 10th, 2006 12:14 PM

"Mr. Snow, I believe these to be negro eggs" is one of the funniest things I've ever heard. :(

Moobs Jun 10th, 2006 12:17 PM

I tried downloading the torrent of the comics but it didnt work so I'm resorting to google :(

Seven Force Jun 10th, 2006 12:21 PM

Well it's not what you think the comic might be about, but it's still an awesome comic.

Sam Jun 10th, 2006 12:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seven Force
You know, I think we should put Sam in charge.

I agree wholeheartedly. :posh

Sam Jun 10th, 2006 12:35 PM

:/

Emu Jun 10th, 2006 12:46 PM

Twice!

Sam Jun 10th, 2006 12:52 PM

That just shows my level of agreement.

GADZOOKS Jun 10th, 2006 02:11 PM

The people have spoken.

Moobs Jun 10th, 2006 06:13 PM

edging the 700 mark :wank

Seven Force Jun 10th, 2006 06:39 PM

ALMOST THERE

Seven Force Jun 10th, 2006 06:41 PM

GETTIN' CLOSER

Moobs Jun 10th, 2006 06:41 PM

ANYTIME NOW

Seven Force Jun 10th, 2006 06:42 PM



700th PAGE

:party

Moobs Jun 10th, 2006 06:42 PM

700 PAG..

Moobs Jun 10th, 2006 06:43 PM

FUCK YOU 7F :(

Jixby Phillips Jun 10th, 2006 07:32 PM

Seven Force, you sure don't like unattractive people very much do you


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