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Seven Force Jun 24th, 2006 10:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Seven Force
Eat shit


Moobs Jun 24th, 2006 10:37 PM

She keeps trying to put me in a 'the tick' costume :(

Sam Jun 24th, 2006 10:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Sam
I hope she never comes back.

Ever.

Seven Force Jun 24th, 2006 10:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Seven Force
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Originally Posted by Seven Force
Eat shit



Esuohlim Jun 25th, 2006 12:19 AM

SAM I AM BEHIND YOU 100% ON THIS ONE PAL

GADZOOKS Jun 25th, 2006 01:47 AM

Terra wouldn't be half as bad if she didn't try to point out usually obvious sexual innuendos in every thread or was compelled to explain something that is obvious.

Oh wait, that 90% of her routine besides congratulating people.

On a lighter note, you better be kidding about Neil Hamburger Milhouse/Top Then List Faggot/Gadzooks

Esuohlim Jun 25th, 2006 02:03 AM

I myself have never heard or seen any of Neil Hamburger's routine, so I'm completely neutral about his placement on the list.

And the whole thing about Carlos Mencia originally being on the other list is completely true >:

GADZOOKS Jun 25th, 2006 07:20 AM

Whoo, I was wondering considering I hate every other comedian on that list (although my number one would be Judy Gold).

On a side note I'm really impressed by how much stuff is on your website already, I wish I could have the dedication to do something like that but HTML gives me the creeps. It should be easy when you have the world's greatest shut-in working for you.

executioneer Jun 25th, 2006 12:19 PM

hahaha what i'm not working for him what are you talking about

Sam Jun 25th, 2006 01:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Esuohlim
SAM I AM BEHIND YOU 100% ON THIS ONE PAL

I KNEW I WASN'T ALONE! :picklehat

Sam Jun 25th, 2006 01:44 PM

[11:00] Switch Dingo: CASH RULES EVERYTHING AROUND ME C.R.E.A.M GET THE MONEY DOLLAH DOLLAH BILL YA'LL
[11:00] odbgfkgzarzaraek: fuck yeah man
[11:00] odbgfkgzarzaraek: WU-TANG AINT NOTHIN TO FUCK WIT
[11:00] Switch Dingo: CUZ IF YOU GOT BEEF THEN BRING THE RUCKUS WU-TANG CLAN AIN'T NOTHIN TAH FUCK WIT
[11:01] Switch Dingo: SAM AIN'T NUTHIN TAH FUCK WIT
[11:01] Switch Dingo: RONGI
[11:01] Switch Dingo: YOU HEAR ME
[11:01] odbgfkgzarzaraek: I HEAR
[11:01] Switch Dingo: HOLLER AT YOUR BOY
[11:01] odbgfkgzarzaraek: SHAME ON YOU WHEN YOU STEP TO THE OL DIRTY BASTARD
[11:01] odbgfkgzarzaraek: BROOKLYN ZOO
[11:02] odbgfkgzarzaraek: WHAT
[11:02] odbgfkgzarzaraek: MAH NIGGA
[11:02] Switch Dingo: I CALLS HIM JESUS
[11:03] odbgfkgzarzaraek: BIG BABY JESUS I CANT WAIT
[11:03] odbgfkgzarzaraek: NIGGA FUCK THAT I CANT WAAAAIT
[11:03] Switch Dingo: I'LL LAY YOUR NUTS ON A DRESSER
[11:03] Switch Dingo: JUST YOUR FUCKIN NUTS ON A DRESSER
[11:03] Switch Dingo: AND I'LL BANG THEM SHITS WITH A SPIKED BASEBALL BAT
[11:04] odbgfkgzarzaraek: what song is that from =-o
[11:05] Switch Dingo: it's from Enter the 36 Chambers =(
[11:05] Switch Dingo: it's a skit thinige =(
[11:05] odbgfkgzarzaraek: ooooooh yeah
[11:05] Switch Dingo: JEEZ RONGI :ROLLEYES
[11:05] odbgfkgzarzaraek: i fucking love that album :(
[11:06] Switch Dingo: OBVIOUSLY :ROLLEYES

Rongi Jun 25th, 2006 01:47 PM

REST IN PEACE Ol' DIRTY :tear

also, fuck you terra :D

Sam Jun 25th, 2006 01:49 PM

:lol This is now the "Everyone Be Happy That Terra Is Gone Except for Seven Force Who Is All Pouty Party Page!"

Esuohlim Jun 25th, 2006 03:01 PM

They should decapitate her while video taping it that'd be so rad

Benjamin_Franklin Jun 25th, 2006 03:41 PM

That's a cut scene from UHF.

Emu Jun 25th, 2006 04:16 PM



banned

Benjamin_Franklin Jun 25th, 2006 04:19 PM

Chuck?

Benjamin_Franklin Jun 25th, 2006 04:20 PM

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banned

I'm just trying to fit in.

Emu Jun 25th, 2006 04:21 PM

and you've failed

Moobs Jun 25th, 2006 04:21 PM

fuck you benjamin_Franklin
fuck you Terra
fuck you
fuckfducdckdcudkc

>:

Benjamin_Franklin Jun 25th, 2006 04:21 PM

O RLY?

Moobs Jun 25th, 2006 04:22 PM



lol u r a v.funny guy Mr Benjamin Franklin I bet you make ur friends lol lots

Moobs Jun 25th, 2006 04:24 PM

ANGRY PAGE >:

Emu Jun 25th, 2006 04:25 PM

I WILL BEAT U UP >:

Benjamin_Franklin Jun 25th, 2006 04:26 PM

OMG! $75,000!

Moobs Jun 25th, 2006 04:27 PM

I'LL SEE YOU AFTER SCHOOL FATTY >:

GADZOOKS Jun 25th, 2006 05:26 PM

Ugh, who's in charge here again?

Esuohlim Jun 25th, 2006 05:46 PM

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Originally Posted by GADZOOKS
Ugh, who's in charge here again?


Pub Lover Jun 25th, 2006 06:39 PM

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Originally Posted by executioneer
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Originally Posted by GADZOOKS
It should be easy when you have the world's greatest shut-in working for you.

hahaha what i'm not working for him what are you talking about

WILLIE! I WILL FIGHT YOU FOR THE CROWN OF WORLD'S GREATEST SHUT-IN! :eek

Seven Force Jun 25th, 2006 06:42 PM

Yeah, I think I got you both beat on that one. :(

Fathom Zero Jun 25th, 2006 06:56 PM

Stay Tuned is my new favourite movie.

Cliff Steele Jun 25th, 2006 06:59 PM

I have everybody beat for world's greatest shut in! I work 3 days a week and otherwise don't leave my apartment. Seriously besides going to work I might leave for like 30 minutes a day tops. :paleskin

Fathom Zero Jun 25th, 2006 07:01 PM

I don't work, nor do I shop for myself. So I don't have to leave the house for weeks on end.

Pub Lover Jun 25th, 2006 07:06 PM

Yeah, well I work from home, live with my parents, have never kissed a girl, have no friends, never leave the house and I'm 23.

I win.

Mockery Jun 25th, 2006 08:20 PM

Sorry to break your hearts, but Benjamin_Franklin will no longer be with us, nor will the 200+ posts he made today. I know, I know... try to hold back the tears if you can manage it.

executioneer Jun 25th, 2006 08:27 PM

it's not like he wasn't given fair warning :x

Emu Jun 25th, 2006 08:54 PM

Did he really post that much?

Pub Lover Jun 25th, 2006 09:12 PM

If only Benjamin Franklin had kept it all in here, then we could've carried on hating him for weeks.


Mockery posting in this thread just doesn't seem right. :(

executioneer Jun 25th, 2006 09:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover
Yeah, well I work from home, live with my parents, have never kissed a girl, have no friends, never leave the house and I'm 23.

I win.

well when i was 23 i also had not kissed any girls

and i'm now 29 and still have yet to get past "second base" (if i remeber the system properly)

and whattaya mean no friends does the internet not count :x :x :x

Pub Lover Jun 25th, 2006 09:20 PM

I didn't mention the internet because then I'd probably talk about kissing a girl on the internet and that's a whole differant train to Losertown. :(

Seven Force Jun 25th, 2006 09:32 PM

I kissed a lesbian once.


...does that count?

Emu Jun 25th, 2006 09:33 PM

RIP BENJAMIN_FRANKLIN 6/25/2006 NEVER FORGET.

Pub Lover Jun 25th, 2006 09:34 PM

How did you know the mirror was a lesbian?

Fathom Zero Jun 25th, 2006 09:38 PM

I'm waiting 11 1/2 hours for my Prey demo to finish downloading.
What're you guys doing?

Seven Force Jun 25th, 2006 09:56 PM

Configuring Thunderbird.

Fathom Zero Jun 25th, 2006 09:59 PM



I fail to see how this can recieve email.

Pub Lover Jun 25th, 2006 10:22 PM


Pub Lover Jun 25th, 2006 10:24 PM

RIP BENJAMIN_FRANKLIN 6/25/2006 NEVER FORGET.

Seven Force Jun 25th, 2006 11:13 PM

Fuck him.

Another useless poster bites the dick.

Esuohlim Jun 25th, 2006 11:28 PM

Pub Lover I congratulate you. Your ramblings in today's update made me smile, and only with half-pity :x

Esuohlim Jun 25th, 2006 11:29 PM

Oh wait I didn't put it up yet :lol

Esuohlim Jun 25th, 2006 11:31 PM

There we go :eek

Pub Lover Jun 25th, 2006 11:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Esuohlim
Pub Lover I congratulate you. Your ramblings in today's update made me smile, and only with half-pity :x

ha. :(

Pub Lover Jun 25th, 2006 11:54 PM

I still think it needs the picture of Batman fucking Robin in his vagina to round the article off. :(

Mockery Jun 25th, 2006 11:56 PM

Hey guys, let's chat because, you know, that's where it's at! :lol

Pub Lover Jun 25th, 2006 11:58 PM

I now remember that I wanted to bit in there where I mentioned that the bitchy fanboy letters in the back pages all seemed to come from "AOL".

But I never remember that sort of thing until a week after I've written the piece.

Pub Lover Jun 26th, 2006 12:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Mockery
Hey guys, let's chat because, you know, that's where it's at! :lol

Great, now I feel worse about my shitty article.

executioneer Jun 26th, 2006 12:30 AM

what

Fathom Zero Jun 26th, 2006 01:39 AM

You're an unknown quantity.

MarioRPG Jun 26th, 2006 10:14 AM

Now that was uncalled for.

executioneer Jun 26th, 2006 03:02 PM




NEWSPAPER COMICS ON THE INTERNET >:

Esuohlim Jun 26th, 2006 05:37 PM

I just read that the suicide rate in Finland is double that of the U.S., Canada, Australia, and New Zealand. :eek

Not only did we get rid of Terra but we could lose Rankeri too :eek

GADZOOKS Jun 26th, 2006 05:52 PM

I don't want Terra to die, I just want her to find another hobby like shopping or prostitution.

Seven Force Jun 26th, 2006 06:12 PM

I hope she stays FOREVER. >:

darnin Jun 26th, 2006 06:53 PM

*walks in*

*looks around*


*spontainuously combusts*

AHHHH!!!! THE PAIN!!!!!! BRIANS IN PAINT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*dies*



...Yeah, that was random. And in case you're wondering, this is my first post. w00t!

Sethomas Jun 26th, 2006 06:59 PM

I remember reading how Eisenhower would play up Scandanavia's suicide rate as a prime reason for why America should avoid socialism at all costs. He just kind of ignored that among American states, Alaska has the highest suicide rate, so it probably has more to do with perpetual darkness in the winter rather than taxes.

executioneer Jun 26th, 2006 07:14 PM

S.O.-S.A.D. ;_;

Esuohlim Jun 26th, 2006 07:38 PM

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Originally Posted by darnin
*walks in*

*looks around*


*spontainuously combusts*

AHHHH!!!! THE PAIN!!!!!! BRIANS IN PAINT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*dies*

Actions expressed with asterisks. Strike one.

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Originally Posted by darnin
...Yeah, that was random.

Strike two.

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Originally Posted by darnin
w00t!

Out. >:

Seven Force Jun 26th, 2006 07:46 PM

Yeah, seriously. That's fucking queer as hell.

Makes me sick just thinking about it.

This shit doesn't happen in MY (Esuohlim's) thread.

darnin Jun 26th, 2006 07:50 PM

Does that mean I'm officially hated now?

MarioRPG Jun 26th, 2006 08:05 PM

Don't worry, I'm sure you'll be banned within a week.

Emu Jun 26th, 2006 08:09 PM

This guy is just Benjamin Franklin all over again.

darnin give me a hug!

darnin Jun 26th, 2006 08:11 PM

:confused Ok, now I'm just confused...

Mockery Jun 26th, 2006 08:18 PM

And people say I-Mockery's "newbie beatdown" is dead...

Psshaw!

Seven Force Jun 26th, 2006 08:28 PM

What if either one of these is womti?

darnin Jun 26th, 2006 08:41 PM

Not sure who womti is, but I'm pretty sure I'm not them. At least I can type correctly, unlike about 99.9% of the internet.

Newbie beatdown...sigh...

executioneer Jun 26th, 2006 08:59 PM

we don't "beat down newbies" so much as "thresh the wheat from the chaff" >:

Fathom Zero Jun 26th, 2006 09:42 PM

What's with the sudden influx of "these people"? Perhaps it was my absence over the weekend.

Seven Force Jun 26th, 2006 09:47 PM

Ya know you were once "these people" yourself. :rolleyes

I, much worse.

I don't know why i'm still here. :(

Fathom Zero Jun 26th, 2006 09:53 PM

Yeah. I was that annoying. But at least I didn't use emoticons like that or have a Lego avatar... or use l33t-speak.

darnin Jun 26th, 2006 09:54 PM

See? Now can we get to something productive. If possible. Which I doubt.

Fathom Zero Jun 26th, 2006 09:54 PM

By the way, I actually like that skull Lego avatar.

Pub Lover Jun 26th, 2006 10:12 PM



STU - Well, that's the end of the series and the show--

ROD HULL - What is the meaning of this?! I went to that hotel to get the jelly you mentioned. There was none to be seen! How dare you treat ME, Rod Hull, like that?!

STU - Well, I wouldn't treat Rod Hull like that, but you are not the real Rod Hull, are you?

ROD HULL - [In a strange quacking voice] I AM ROD HULL!

RICH - Stu, he says he's Rod Hull. He must be!

Pub Lover Jun 26th, 2006 10:12 PM



STU - Rich, I have suspected for two weeks now that we have been dealing with an imposter. A sly imposter, but an imposter none the less, and I now I think I've found someone who can prove it! Will you please welcome the evidence!

Pub Lover Jun 26th, 2006 10:13 PM



[THE REAL ROD HULL WALKS ON STAGE TO HUGE APPLAUSE]

RICH - I can't believe my eyes! There must be a mirror!

STU - Thanks for coming on the show here tonight.

THE REAL ROD HULL - Stewart, thankyou very much in deed for asking me. That's awfully kind of you.

STU -Now, you claim that you are the real Rod Hull.

THE REAL ROD HULL - I don't claim, I am Rod Hull.

THE FALSE ROD HULL - No, no! I am you-- ME. I AM ROD HULL! Anyway, you don't look anything like Rod Hul-- me, I mean!

THE REAL ROD HULL - I'll tell you what, I've brought something along. Look, see that? It's a photo of me and Emu and it says underneath 'Rod Hull and Emu'.

And another thing, I've found a film clip. That would prove it.

Pub Lover Jun 26th, 2006 10:14 PM



[CLIP PLAYS OF ROD HULL AND EMU]

ROD HULL - [TO EMU] Stop it! It's that fly again. [TO AUDIENCE] Do you know you've got a fly in your television set?

[CLIP ENDS]

THE REAL ROD HULL - So, I hope that all proves it to you. That piece of film and that photograph was manifest, undeniable, graphic, evidence that I am the real Rod Hull and you are a mere fabrication.

THE FALSE ROD HULL - No, no, no!! That was manifest, undeniable, graphic, proof that I'm the REAL ROD HULL and you are FALSE!

THE REAL ROD HULL - That is no argument, is it? All you've done is to use the same words that I've used and put your own inflection on it! You do it all the time!

THE FALSE ROD HULL - You do it all the time!

THE REAL ROD HULL - You're doing it now!

THE FALSE ROD HULL - You're doing it now, aren't you!

THE REAL ROD HULL - You're the fake, I'm original! You want to be me? Do you know what you want? You want the Moon on a stick!

Tell me something, False Rod, is that a real arm?

THE FALSE ROD HULL - Yes! It is a real arm, False Rod!

Pub Lover Jun 26th, 2006 10:14 PM



[THE REAL ROD HULL PULLS THE FALSE ARM OFF THE FALSE ROD HULL]

Ow! Ow! My real arm! Now there will be real blood all over the stage!

[THE REAL ROD HULL PULLS BACK THE FALSE ROD HULL'S JACKET TO REVEAL THE FALSE ROD'S REAL ARM]

Ah, oh! It's grown back! It's a miracle!!

RICH - Rod, stop making a fool of yourself. Answer me a question: Are you the Real Rod Hull?

[FALSE ROD LOOKS AT REAL ROD]

No, you!

THE FALSE ROD HULL - Oh...Yes, I am the real Rod Hull!

Pub Lover Jun 26th, 2006 10:15 PM



[THE REAL ROD HULL PULLS THE FALSE CHIN OFF OF THE FALSE ROD HULL]

RICH - And this ridiculous wig.

THE FALSE ROD HULL - No, no! The hair is real.

RICH - Oh, sorry. I'm going to ask you the question once again. Listen carefully to what I say. Think very carefully before you answer: Are you the Real Rod Hull, Rod?

THE FALSE ROD HULL - [VERY QUIETLY] No.

RICH - What did you say?

THE FALSE ROD HULL - NO, I'M NOT! I'M NOT HIM!

RICH - I'm very cross with you, False Rod Hull. I trusted you and now look an idiot in front of everyone!

THE FALSE ROD HULL - I-I'm sorry. I wasn't thinking. Can I now please have my JELLY!

STU - No you can't! [TO AUDIENCE] No, don't encourage him.

You've got over four bowls of jelly out of this show under false pretences. No way!

THE FALSE ROD HULL - Excuse me, real, genuine, three-dimensional Rod Hull.

Pub Lover Jun 26th, 2006 10:16 PM



[FALSE ROD KNEELS IN FRONT OF STU]

Please! I luuuuuurrrrrrrvvvvee Jelly!

STU -No, off you go.

THE FALSE ROD HULL - Awww. [FALSE ROD CRAWLS OFF STAGE] Oh no! What shall I do? What shall become of me?! Sans arm, sans chin, sans jelly. Sans everything.

RICH - Rod, I can only say I'm filled with embarresment over this incident. It's terrible.

THE REAL ROD HULL - Well, I honestly don't know how you two chaps were taken in by that.

RICH - Well, you know, he came in, this man (whoever he is) and said he was the real Rod Hull. Why should we doubt him? He went through a lot of trouble with that disguise just to get a few bowls of jelly.

THE REAL ROD HULL - Have you thought of it from my point of view? I mean, it's almost offensive, isn't it? How can you expect that cheap and tawdry character, that reprobate, that dropout, that amateur, to be me? Really me? He doesn't look like me, doesn't talk like me, doesn't dress like me.

And the arm was false.

I think this whole episode has been a bit... juvenile.

RICH - Well, all I can say Rod is that we are genuinely very sorry for any offense. Really, we really are.

THE REAL ROD HULL - Right, I accept that.

Now, can I have my jelly?


[THE REAL ROD ATTACKS RICH AND STU] You said I could have jelly!

[SHRIEKING] GREEN JELLY! BECAUSE I LOVE JELLY!!! I AM ROD HULL!!!!!

Pub Lover Jun 26th, 2006 10:16 PM



HE FALSE ROD HULL - He is Rod Hull.

Pub Lover Jun 26th, 2006 10:17 PM



STU - All right, here you go.

THE REAL ROD HULL - Ah, thank you. Jelly. [STU PUTS THE SPOON IN ONE OF REAL ROD'S REAL HANDS, BUT HE SEEMS UNABLE TO HOLD IT AND IT DROPS TO THE FLOOR] So, is another series of Fist of Fun in the pipeline?

[RICH AND STU LOOK DOWNCAST]

RICH - Ladies and Gentlemen, Rod Hull!!

[REAL ROD TAKES HIS JELLY WITH HIM OFF STAGE]

STU - That's the end of the series--

RICH - No, Stu, hold on! We've been fooled! We've just trusted him like we trusted the first guy! How can we be sure he is the real Rod Hull?

STU - Rich, how can we ever be sure of anything?

THE REAL ROD HULL - I am Rod Hull.

Fathom Zero Jun 26th, 2006 10:23 PM

R.I.P. Rod Hull.

darnin Jun 26th, 2006 10:27 PM

Am I missing something here?

Fathom Zero Jun 26th, 2006 10:30 PM

No. Nothing at all. Why do you ask?

Pub Lover Jun 26th, 2006 10:42 PM

I AM ROD HULL! :jelly

darnin Jun 26th, 2006 10:45 PM

EVERYONE HERE IS CRAZY! Wait, since, everyone here...I'm here...Yay!

Seven Force Jun 26th, 2006 10:50 PM

You Limes/Kiwis and your telly. :rolleyes


Pub Lover Jun 26th, 2006 10:58 PM

Yeah.

Seven Force Jun 26th, 2006 11:02 PM

I hate being ignored. :(

Cliff Steele Jun 26th, 2006 11:46 PM

oh man :( . the worst is being ignored by g-g-g-irls


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