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Esuohlim Jul 6th, 2006 07:44 PM

And I spelled the word "quoters" on the triple word score on Scrabble the other day :eek

Board games :hat

Pub Lover Jul 6th, 2006 07:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero
And quit with Brak.

Fuck you, Fathom Zero. >:

You're lucky I haven't had you banned yet. >:

Fathom Zero Jul 6th, 2006 07:50 PM

I'm sorry. :(

Pub Lover Jul 6th, 2006 08:09 PM

Don't Sass Me, Young Man! >:

Fathom Zero Jul 6th, 2006 08:14 PM



I'm eating fried chicken. Mmmmm.

darnin Jul 6th, 2006 08:44 PM

Fathom Zero, that picture is just CREEPY. I am afraid for my children!

Wait, I don't have children...

Esuohlim Jul 6th, 2006 10:26 PM

darnin shut up please

Terra Jul 6th, 2006 10:41 PM

HEY PUB!! I WAS IN YOUR LAND! WHERE T.F. WERE YOU???

Fathom Zero Jul 6th, 2006 10:45 PM

Oh sweet Jesus, she's back.

Terra Jul 6th, 2006 10:47 PM

And here I was going to tell you how much I missed you and that I can look pregnant and all that shit.

What a waste for Mr Pasty Feet.

Fathom Zero Jul 6th, 2006 10:50 PM

Let this be the second time I've said "I'm Sorry" on this page. :(

Terra Jul 6th, 2006 10:54 PM

The camels are well hung. Go away , you. Shoo!

Save your apologies for the libraians you tried to shtoop.

Go on! Go away!

Pub Lover Jul 6th, 2006 10:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Terra
HEY PUB!! I WAS IN YOUR LAND! WHERE T.F. WERE YOU???

Hey, if you'd said you wanted to hook up, I would have given you my number. >:

Terra Jul 6th, 2006 10:59 PM

WELL GUESS WHAT??? I'm heading back that way! I have more work!

SO?????

Pub Lover Jul 6th, 2006 11:01 PM

03 4859884

Pub Lover Jul 6th, 2006 11:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover
That was no way two whole weeks! >:


Terra Jul 6th, 2006 11:03 PM

So pm me the gory details.

Pub Lover Jul 6th, 2006 11:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero
isn't it funny that we're having the same discussion in three different threads?

You're right, it's not funny. >:

Terra Jul 6th, 2006 11:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Terra
So pm me the gory details.

ahem

Pub Lover Jul 6th, 2006 11:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Terra
So pm me the gory details.

Is that to Fathom or me? :confused

Pub Lover Jul 6th, 2006 11:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Marc Summers
ohhhh god pub probably filled 5 pages again and I don't feel like wading through them

Sorry, Marc Summers! :(

Pub Lover Jul 6th, 2006 11:09 PM


Terra Jul 6th, 2006 11:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover
Is that to Fathom or me? :confused

I'm not going top fucking Oklahoma to rub teh pasty feet. I was talking to you, kanga man

Fathom Zero Jul 6th, 2006 11:23 PM

:(

Terra Jul 6th, 2006 11:25 PM

Okay. Pasty feet are hot but your like a four hour drive from me. Maybe three? I can hit a library in Lawton and find you there. No need for a big hoo hah on teh net.

Fathom Zero Jul 6th, 2006 11:28 PM

That's okay. I wouldn't wish Lawton on anyone, anywway. It's only one step above a small town, and not in a good way. Everything here is mass-produced and the people suck ass.

Pub Lover Jul 6th, 2006 11:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Terra
I was talking to you, kanga man

In that case, what 'gory details' do you want PMmed?

I already posted my phone number.

Terra Jul 6th, 2006 11:32 PM

See? There you go. Pasty feet. Pasty personality. Be a man BABE and make some kind of claim.

Weenie. :)

Terra Jul 6th, 2006 11:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover
In that case, what 'gory details' do you want PMmed?

I already posted my phone number.

Not enough, kanga man. I'm there in four weeks. I want communicato. I was there for two days before Quatar and three days AFTER Quatar. I need to know all of the really great places to drink and eat, with or without you. It bored the everliving shit out of me to be there. The next time I need to know the good places for my downtime.

Terra Jul 6th, 2006 11:37 PM

Oh! Here's my phone number, Pub: 417-838-6523.

Jeff The Ninja Jul 7th, 2006 12:05 AM

Terra's Back.

Please, Regail us with tales of your adventures.







In other words. Did you see an Elephant?

Esuohlim Jul 7th, 2006 12:15 AM

Jeff do not encourage Terra to post about anything.

Esuohlim Jul 7th, 2006 12:17 AM

Hey remember the good ol' days when Terra was still banned?

Pub Lover Jul 7th, 2006 12:17 AM



TERRA, AS YOU CAN SEE FROM THE DIAGRAM, IT IS IMPOSSIBLE FOR US TO MEET AS THERE BE MONSTERS IN THE WAY! :eek

Esuohlim Jul 7th, 2006 12:17 AM

If a Terra fell in the forest and nobody was around to hear it then :hat

Esuohlim Jul 7th, 2006 12:20 AM

So you live on island so what Pub I live on a peninsula >:

It's three-fourths as fun :(

Seven Force Jul 7th, 2006 12:25 AM

You're in Florida too?

You poor poor soul. :(

Pub Lover Jul 7th, 2006 12:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim
So you live on island so what Pub

I could live on the Moon and it wouldn't make one lick of difference to my life. :(

Infact, as I live in the future, I think I will move to the Moon. >:

Pub Lover Jul 7th, 2006 12:42 AM



I NOW LIVE ON THE MOON BUT YOU GUYS STILL CAN'T VISIT AS THE MOON ALSO HAS MONSTERS! :eek

Jeff The Ninja Jul 7th, 2006 12:43 AM

Ohhhh, Bring back some of that moon money. And moon Pies, Theyre a Delicious treat from the future, And they are made on the Moon :)

Pub Lover Jul 7th, 2006 12:51 AM

Jeff The Immature Fat Canadian Ninja, please teach your powers to me! :worship

I must know by what mystical method you manage to turn an over extended unfunny attempt at a joke into anti-humour! :eek

Great Scott! With the power of Anti-Humour in my grasp I will unleash such apathy on the internet that it shall crumble to some sort of computer dust, you know, the stuff that clogs up inside your computer becuse you're a scumbag that never cleans anything! What was I saying? Fuck you! >:

Seven Force Jul 7th, 2006 12:56 AM

Fuck you Ninja! I was close! Fuck you! :explode

fucking faggot

RaNkeri Jul 7th, 2006 01:56 AM

Oh yay! Terra's back! :O

ArrowX Jul 7th, 2006 02:18 AM

N -WORDS!!!

Misdemonar Jul 7th, 2006 02:30 AM

GUYS I THINK TERRA IS STALKING ME!

Marc Summers Jul 7th, 2006 03:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover
Quote:

Originally Posted by Marc Summers
ohhhh god pub probably filled 5 pages again and I don't feel like wading through them

Sorry, Marc Summers! :(

I'm sorry for acting like a spoiled bitch I didn't mean anything by it :(

RaNkeri Jul 7th, 2006 04:19 AM

:eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek


Pub Lover Jul 7th, 2006 07:51 AM

Oh Rankeri, are you some sort of Admin conspiracy to make me post less?

If so, it's very close to working.

Pub Lover Jul 7th, 2006 07:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Marc Summers
Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover
Sorry, Marc Summers! :(

I'm sorry for acting like a spoiled bitch I didn't mean anything by it :(

We are a bunch of soppy bastards, ain't we. >:

Pub Lover Jul 7th, 2006 08:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Terra
Pub it was fourteen days! I got back three hours ago.

If I had just got back from some crazy country where they don't even have the decency to speak English all of the time, I know for damn sure it would take me more than three hours to even think about this place. >:

Seriously, did you miss Esuohlim that much? :eek


This is, of course, ignoring the fact that I'd likely die of a panic attack if I was forced to even leave the province. :(

:x X_SUICIDE TIME_X :x

Pub Lover Jul 7th, 2006 08:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero's Avatar

Hey Fathom Zero, you do know that Tim Curry isn't Alan Rickman?

Or are you just collecting bearded British actors?

Esuohlim Jul 7th, 2006 09:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seven Force
You're in Florida too?

You poor poor soul. :(

No, Michigan :(

It's worse, for serious.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover
Seriously, did you miss Esuohlim that much? :eek

I bet she thought about the Internet the whole time.

Esuohlim Jul 7th, 2006 09:14 AM


Pub Lover Jul 7th, 2006 09:45 AM

Today at dinner I was pontificating on the subject of Lebensraum Through The Ages when my father, unable to suppress his laughter any further, fell from his chair. Once he had calmed himself, he explained that I had been saying 'Lieben Frau' during the whole discourse. I was so embarrassed that I refrained from speaking for the rest of the meal. :seth

Oh Marc Summers, how I know your pain of a mocking parent. :tear

Esuohlim Jul 7th, 2006 11:23 AM

Pub I've decided to just compile an archive of your posts and use those as updates for my site under your name so people can get to know the real Pub Lover :eek

Seven Force Jul 7th, 2006 11:45 AM

Pub Lover: Unplugged - No Limes Allowed

Fathom Zero Jul 7th, 2006 04:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover
Hey Fathom Zero, you do know that Tim Curry isn't Alan Rickman?
Or are you just collecting bearded British actors?

Naw. I HAVE CABIN FEVER:

Page 721

Fathom Zero Jul 7th, 2006 04:43 PM


Fathom Zero Jul 7th, 2006 04:59 PM

I'm leaving in 1 1/2 hours to live with my father with minimal to no internet access for five months. So have fun without me for a while. Whenever I can, I'll drop in. Seeyas.

Esuohlim Jul 7th, 2006 05:23 PM


Seven Force Jul 7th, 2006 07:14 PM

That woman's avatar is the same damn thing every time she changes it. I'd say something about it but she has mod powers.

executioneer Jul 7th, 2006 07:51 PM

I'M GOING INTO A ANGRY/DEPRESSED/ANGRY SPIRAL TODAY GUYS :eek :eek WHAT BETTER TIME TO GET SHIT-FACE DRUNK :eek :eek

Sethomas Jul 7th, 2006 08:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover
Today at dinner I was pontificating on the subject of Lebensraum Through The Ages when my father, unable to suppress his laughter any further, fell from his chair. Once he had calmed himself, he explained that I had been saying 'Lieben Frau' during the whole discourse. I was so embarrassed that I refrained from speaking for the rest of the meal. :seth

Pub, you know I can't commit to anything as consistent as regularly keeping up with this thread. It's just luck that I happened on that comment. BUT, my reply is that today I went to an appointment with an emeritus Germanic Studies professor (he's a student advocate) and after the professor and I talked in German for a short while he asked my dad if he understood any of it (he asked auf deutsch and my dad was like NO! So the professor asked why I hadn't ever bothered to teach my father any German. :(

Pub Lover Jul 7th, 2006 10:32 PM

It was luck I was counting on, and it payed off. :eek

Pub Lover Jul 7th, 2006 10:37 PM

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Originally Posted by executioneer
I'M GOING INTO A ANGRY/DEPRESSED/ANGRY SPIRAL TODAY GUYS :eek :eek WHAT BETTER TIME TO GET SHIT-FACE DRUNK :eek :eek

I'M NOT SURE ABOUT BETTER, BUT THESE ARE EQUALLY GOOD TIMES TO GET SHIT-FACE DRUNK:

DURING AN ANGRY/DEPRESSED/ANGRY SPIRAL :eek :eek

COMING OUT OF AN ANGRY/DEPRESSED/ANGRY SPIRAL :eek :eek

NOT BEING IN AN ANGRY/DEPRESSED/ANGRY SPIRAL :eek :eek

BIRTHDAYS :eek :eek

WEDDINGS :eek :eek

NOT CHILDREN'S PARTIES :eek :eek

Pub Lover Jul 7th, 2006 10:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seven Force
That woman... ...has mod powers.

What woman?

Pub Lover Jul 7th, 2006 10:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim
Pub I've decided to just compile an archive of your posts and use those as updates for my site under your name so people can get to know the real Pub Lover :eek

While I'm interested in seeing what you perceive as the real Pub Lover, I have this dreadful feeling that it'll be awful... In which case it'll be great for your site.






I'm with stupid. :rolleyes

Terra Jul 7th, 2006 10:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover
Quote:

Originally Posted by Seven Force
That woman... ...has mod powers.

What woman?

You.

Pub Lover Jul 7th, 2006 10:53 PM

If I had mod powers, you'd be banned. :esuohlim

Terra Jul 7th, 2006 10:54 PM

Sigh

Seven Force Jul 7th, 2006 11:31 PM

http://digg.com/software/AOL_suspend..._GAIM_Trillian

I'm really fucked now. Almost everyone on my contact list is on AIM. :(

Seven Force Jul 7th, 2006 11:32 PM


Pub Lover Jul 7th, 2006 11:47 PM

I-Mockery Chat Room (ACLOHOLICS ANONAMUS)

Pub Lover Jul 7th, 2006 11:49 PM

Hey GW, could you frown in your next picture, so I can caption it "SERIOUS HOMO PROBLEMS...? :("

Thanks, that'll be great! :D

Seven Force Jul 8th, 2006 12:30 AM

Regardless, it'd be a vast improvement.

Emu Jul 10th, 2006 09:20 AM

Hey guys. :boob

Esuohlim Jul 10th, 2006 11:27 AM

GW has fatty arms :x

Guitar Woman Jul 10th, 2006 12:48 PM

:(

Emu Jul 10th, 2006 01:02 PM

I like your arms, GW >:

Guitar Woman Jul 10th, 2006 01:29 PM

since that pic was taken I've lost a few pounds, so my arms aren't all fat and stuff now.

Esuohlim Jul 10th, 2006 01:48 PM

GW I already told you that you're a qt I apologize for being so rough on you :(

Esuohlim Jul 10th, 2006 01:50 PM

Jerk >:

Guitar Woman Jul 10th, 2006 02:04 PM

jeeze sorry

Guitar Woman Jul 10th, 2006 02:08 PM

So anyway, I got a used copy of Sands of Time last night for like 5 dollars, and it is fucking rocking my world. My favorite parts are running along walls in slow motion and slicing enemies in half after freezing them. I also like how it feels like Ico on steroids, or the game I wished I was playing during Tomb Raider.

executioneer Jul 10th, 2006 02:29 PM

i (heart) sands fo time :(

Esuohlim Jul 10th, 2006 02:53 PM

Which one are you talking about, the one by Sidney Sheldon or the one by Michael Hoeye? :(

I hope it's not the latter that's for children :rolleyes

executioneer Jul 10th, 2006 09:38 PM

we are talkingabout the sequal to the one by jordan mechner

executioneer Jul 10th, 2006 09:39 PM

PS BIG SUPRISE JORDAN MECHNER DID NOT LIKE WARRIOR WITHIN :x :x :x

Esuohlim Jul 10th, 2006 11:51 PM

Haha whoops I didn't read all of GW's post and I thought she was talking about books :x

Of course she wasn't :x :x :x

executioneer Jul 11th, 2006 12:17 AM

speaking of books w/ sand in the title that are "for children" shadow on the sand is a v. good lone wolf book

executioneer Jul 11th, 2006 12:18 AM

SHIT COS OF THIS THREAD I AM GONG TO DIG OUT MY COPY OF SANDS OF TIME AND PLAY IT AGAIN :eek

executioneer Jul 11th, 2006 12:23 AM

:eek:eek:eek:eek:eek:eek:eek:eek:eek:eek:eek:eek:eek:eek:eek

MarioRPG Jul 11th, 2006 07:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer
SHIT COS OF THIS THREAD I AM GONG TO DIG OUT MY COPY OF SANDS OF TIME AND PLAY IT AGAIN :eek

Oh shit! You said dig, that makes me want to play DIG DUG on the NES now.

brb guys.

Esuohlim Jul 11th, 2006 09:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim
Carrot Top's strong now, guys :(


:x

Emu Jul 11th, 2006 09:57 AM

I think I'd like to put sand in my eyes after seeing that thanks

Guitar Woman Jul 11th, 2006 12:38 PM

you can see his pubes :lol

Esuohlim Jul 11th, 2006 02:01 PM



Quick someone use this as an avatar :eek

Terra Jul 11th, 2006 02:29 PM

go for it milhouse! he's all yours!

Guitar Woman Jul 11th, 2006 02:34 PM

not while i'm around bitches

Esuohlim Jul 11th, 2006 02:47 PM

Guitar Woman if I was female I would kiss you if you so inclined I'd be a very pretty girl :(

Terra go model for ARMPIT in some other thread.


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