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Terra Jul 11th, 2006 02:50 PM

Milhouse, is your mom verbally beating you down again? Did she starch your tidies again too?

Esuohlim Jul 11th, 2006 02:52 PM

No you are

OH

SNAP

Guitar Woman Jul 11th, 2006 03:22 PM

hey milhouse make some more with different carrot top body parts and we can start a club

seven force would get the pubes :lol

Seven Force Jul 11th, 2006 05:05 PM

That last thing I need is MORE PUBES >:

MarioRPG Jul 12th, 2006 09:22 AM

But, do you have enough red pubes?

Calories Jul 12th, 2006 07:53 PM

what about the people who like marijuana?

Emu Jul 12th, 2006 07:58 PM

we don't smoke marijuana here

Sethomas Jul 13th, 2006 02:52 AM

That spinny Carrot Top thing would only work well if the picture I used for mine had my full fro featured. :(

MAYBE I NEED TO UPDATE IT FOR THE TIMES.

Marc Summers Jul 13th, 2006 04:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seven Force
That last thing I need is MORE PUBES >:

That implies that you have some in the first place >:

Seven Force Jul 13th, 2006 06:21 AM

Yeah...I do, stupid. Otherwise, I would've said "the last thing I need is pubes". Don't get indignant because you're still waiting for your testicles to drop in the next few years.

Marc Summers Jul 13th, 2006 02:25 PM

They dropped a looong time ago, buddy. I only said that because you don't look like you've hit puberty yet. It's a joke :rolleyes

Misdemonar Jul 13th, 2006 02:53 PM

Hey guys!

MarioRPG Jul 13th, 2006 09:38 PM

Guys, which Al are we oholics of now?

Seven Force Jul 13th, 2006 11:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Marc Summers
They dropped a looong time ago, buddy. I only said that because you don't look like you've hit puberty yet. It's a joke :rolleyes

You're a joke. Your SPERM is a joke.

Code:

hey buddy its cool B)

Guitar Woman Jul 14th, 2006 10:48 AM

milhouse i'm sorry but you're going to have to find someone else to bear the burden of icky carrot top because noob3 and some other bitches won't stop complaining about him >:

Seven Force Jul 14th, 2006 03:10 PM

Done.

He's even dancing to block out the hideousness, for your conveinence.

It has nothing to do with sloppy editing. >:

Guitar Woman Jul 14th, 2006 03:18 PM

:eek

Seven Force Jul 14th, 2006 03:20 PM

Stop looking at me like that. >:

Seven Force Jul 14th, 2006 03:20 PM

This is my serious face. >:

Seven Force Jul 14th, 2006 03:22 PM

What are you going to use for an avatar now? :eek

Seven Force Jul 14th, 2006 03:22 PM

Never mind. >:

Guitar Woman Jul 14th, 2006 03:22 PM


white rat my spider will take on your spider

Seven Force Jul 14th, 2006 03:23 PM

Ah.

Guitar Woman Jul 14th, 2006 03:28 PM

hey guys time to help me find a new avatar

GADZOOKS Jul 14th, 2006 04:21 PM

I don't think so Bruce J. Martin.

Moobs Jul 14th, 2006 04:23 PM



:(

Seven Force Jul 14th, 2006 04:57 PM

Wow, it's GW in anime form.

Use that.

Seven Force Jul 14th, 2006 04:59 PM

Wait, is that a boy?

Oh god. :(

im so sorry

Moobs Jul 14th, 2006 05:00 PM

no, its a girl

Seven Force Jul 14th, 2006 05:01 PM

Wait, no i'm not. I HATE spiders. >:

Thanks to you i'm going to have to check every corner of the room before I shut off the lights and go to bed and even then i'll be awake for about an hour after.

Moobs Jul 14th, 2006 05:04 PM

I took a friend to see the harry potter where all those spiders chase harry and ron and he screamed and hit me it was worth the money

Seven Force Jul 14th, 2006 05:07 PM

That's funny. :lol

I don't think I would've hit him. That's just rude. I mean, you took him to a movie. He could've been at home, alone, depressed. Watching Seinfeld. Ugh. I hate that TV hebrew. >:

noob3 Jul 14th, 2006 05:09 PM

fuck you seven force

MarioRPG Jul 14th, 2006 07:57 PM

Seinfeld is hilarious wis a capital R.

kahljorn Jul 14th, 2006 08:01 PM

So she starts with the dirty talk(she says something about her panties)... and, just in the spirit of things, you know, trying to keep up with her I said, "You mean the panties your mother laid out for you?"

That episode is hilarious, it's called the cheever letters. Try to watch it.

Seven Force Jul 14th, 2006 08:49 PM

Hey, I like the show, I just can't stand Jerry. He seems like one of those people who I couldn't be around because he'd be offended at my jew jokes. :(

Seven Force Jul 14th, 2006 08:55 PM

Speaking of people I can't stand, there's this cashier lady at my local Winn-Dixie (a shitty southeastern grocery store) who TALKS TOO DAMN MUCH. We exchange hi's and then she just goes on and on about nothing important. I think her son is friendless and messed up or something and it's driving her crazy. I can tell, it doesn't look like she's running on all 8 cylinders. And then she wants me to hang with him. He's like, fucking 15. What could I possibly want to hang with him for? I'd just give him really bad life lessons and have him try to kill himself. One time my mom drove her home cause her car was dead or something. When they got there she took 15 minutes to talk before getting out of the car. She's lucky it wasn't me. I'd have kicked her ass out and sped away.

Goddamn this woman.

Esuohlim Jul 15th, 2006 01:17 AM

Jerry Seinfeld's self-satisfied smirk took some getting used to I'll admit. :(

kahljorn Jul 15th, 2006 04:30 PM

His horrible acting takes some getting used to as well.

Fathom Zero Jul 15th, 2006 08:08 PM

Hey guys. I went to Sea World!

Seven Force Jul 15th, 2006 08:25 PM

Was it anything like this?


Fathom Zero Jul 15th, 2006 08:29 PM

A hell of a lot more uglier. I'm writing a journal about my six months here with my father, part of it will be about the vacation to San Antonio. I'll have to host it somewhere. It'll be a pretty big .txt file.

MarioRPG Jul 15th, 2006 09:45 PM

Txt files.
Woot.

HickMan Jul 17th, 2006 09:49 AM

hello my friends

GADZOOKS Jul 17th, 2006 02:47 PM

I forgot TomGreen.com existed.

Juttin Jul 17th, 2006 02:59 PM

" No Austin Powers! Don't shoot toilet! :( "

executioneer Jul 17th, 2006 05:22 PM

hey guys i'm going to be quitting the internet for a while again soon

hopefully for more than a month this time :( i just need to get motivated to do stuff and as long as i allow myself access to computors and the internet i get distracted too easily from what i need :( see you later!

executioneer Jul 17th, 2006 05:25 PM

oh and anyone who needs to get ahold of me prob. knows how to do it already but fyi i never use icq, guys

Terra Jul 17th, 2006 09:57 PM

So you going to be around tomorrow too? :)

Jeff The Ninja Jul 17th, 2006 09:58 PM

Goodbye.

I think that we are going to miss you. :wah

But at least You can get something done.

Moobs Jul 17th, 2006 11:11 PM

:(

Pub Lover Jul 17th, 2006 11:55 PM

Oh man. :(

Pub Lover Jul 17th, 2006 11:55 PM

Willie, oh man :(

Pub Lover Jul 17th, 2006 11:56 PM

Really. :(

Pub Lover Jul 17th, 2006 11:57 PM

I-Mockery Chat Room (SEE YOU IN SEPTEMBER)

executioneer Jul 18th, 2006 12:14 AM

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Pub Lover Jul 18th, 2006 12:17 AM

Hooray! :)

Pub Lover Jul 18th, 2006 12:17 AM

But, oh man. :(

Pub Lover Jul 18th, 2006 12:17 AM

Willie, oh man :(

Pub Lover Jul 18th, 2006 12:18 AM

Really. :(

Seven Force Jul 18th, 2006 12:24 AM

More faggots = Less cool posters

Pub Lover Jul 18th, 2006 12:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman
i hate you guys so much

But I love you, my lady. :swoon

Pub Lover Jul 18th, 2006 12:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seven Force
More faggots = Less cool posters

Dude, some faggots are cool. Right? :(




Right! >:

Seven Force Jul 18th, 2006 12:34 AM

Yeah dude. Sorry. Got a little carried away there. :(

Seven Force Jul 18th, 2006 12:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman
i hate you guys so much

:rolleyes

liquidstatik Jul 18th, 2006 01:00 AM

bye willie stay cool :D

Mockery Jul 18th, 2006 02:51 AM

Bye Willie. We'll keep a light on for you when you get back. :o

RaNkeri Jul 18th, 2006 03:26 AM

Goodbye willie :(

I'll remember you as a guy who let out orgasmic screams near explosives :(

Chojin Jul 18th, 2006 06:10 AM

I was watching Goldeneye last night and Natalya Simonova reminded me of Guitar Woman.

Which is to say, if there was an i-mock first-person shooter, Guitar Woman would be the person that you have to protect while she stumbles blindly into hordes of enemies until you finally get so mad at her that you blast her to death in an elevator.

MarioRPG Jul 18th, 2006 10:06 AM

:lol

Guitar Woman Jul 18th, 2006 11:42 AM

lol

Chojin Jul 18th, 2006 11:45 AM



:rolleyes

Guitar Woman Jul 18th, 2006 11:50 AM

hey guys I got a PS2 don't tell mario :(

Chojin Jul 18th, 2006 11:52 AM


Chojin Jul 18th, 2006 11:56 AM


Chojin Jul 18th, 2006 11:57 AM


Chojin Jul 18th, 2006 12:00 PM



THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS

Seven Force Jul 18th, 2006 12:19 PM

Yeah, but, you'd still hit it, right?

Seven Force Jul 18th, 2006 12:30 PM

Well, I have a PS2 and a Gamecube, because unlike some people, I am not beholden to some random console manufacturer. :rolleyes

MetalMilitia Jul 18th, 2006 12:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seven Force
I am not beholden to some random console manufacturer. :rolleyes

And if that doesn't command respect, I don't know what does.

Seven Force Jul 18th, 2006 12:38 PM

Well, I was, but Sega has since left the console market and has moved on to more lucrative ventures. :tear

RIP

Guitar Woman Jul 18th, 2006 12:40 PM

IN MY LAST LIFE I WAS A NORTH AMERICAN WEAVER WOODWORM

OH MAN, THOSE WERE THE DAYS

Chojin Jul 18th, 2006 04:50 PM

i do not understand seven force's question

i was hoping you'd make that your avatar :<

Seven Force Jul 18th, 2006 08:36 PM

I was responding to your lil paragraph about how useless GW is.

what I have to say is VERY baffling

Chojin Jul 18th, 2006 08:48 PM

i said no such thing, i was making a joke about how annoying natalya is in Goldeneye 007 64 ;< LERN 2 REED

Seven Force Jul 18th, 2006 08:51 PM

...but you agree, right? :lol

Seven Force Jul 18th, 2006 08:52 PM

RIGHT?! >:

Seven Force Jul 18th, 2006 08:53 PM

:(

Seven Force Jul 18th, 2006 08:54 PM

i will burn you with my aura

Chojin Jul 18th, 2006 08:57 PM

If I lived near guitar woman, i'd be the guy that always invites her over for video games and arranges moments for our arms to 'accidentally' touch ;) ;) ;)

Seven Force Jul 18th, 2006 09:00 PM

That's why you're my favorite moderator. :)

Seven Force Jul 18th, 2006 09:01 PM

And not because you unbanned me on a whim. :(

Seven Force Jul 18th, 2006 09:03 PM

I SWEAR TO GOD I DIDNT DO ANYTHING

Chojin Jul 18th, 2006 09:04 PM

you only love me for my sa references :<

also, is anyone else not having their threads marked as 'read' after they read them? this is totally THROWING OFF MY GAME.

i was the first person to say that gw was hot, just like i was the first person to say that jixby was cool. that's because i'm a mover and a shaker, a champion and a trendsetter.

Seven Force Jul 18th, 2006 09:04 PM

:chatter

Seven Force Jul 18th, 2006 09:04 PM

Since when do you make SA references?

Seven Force Jul 18th, 2006 09:05 PM


Chojin Jul 18th, 2006 09:06 PM



you were just talking with me so you could get the page break. i feel so used. :tear

Chojin Jul 18th, 2006 09:07 PM

that post is even better if you pretend it's a caption, people.

Seven Force Jul 18th, 2006 09:11 PM

No Eric, it's not like that. :tear


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