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Pub Lover Jul 26th, 2006 09:45 PM

There are too many people in the DRUGS thread that like crappy jokes and don't get slightly better jokes. :(

executioneer Jul 26th, 2006 09:58 PM

well the joke's on THEM then

Pub Lover Jul 26th, 2006 10:01 PM

Drugs. :rolleyes

Pub Lover Jul 26th, 2006 10:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AChimp
Adding popups to your website turns you gay.

An excerpt from AChimp's new self-help guide "[ACTION] turns you gay."

Coming soon to a bookshop near you, an exciting new book from the author of "...and then I wanked" & "How to webmaster funny on the internet." Preorder your copy today!

executioneer Jul 26th, 2006 10:15 PM

don't forget his popular how-to book "calculating how much jizz it takes to cover something FOR DUMMIES"

HickMan Jul 27th, 2006 12:36 AM

How's it goin' fellas? Good I hope! Willie I miss you and your teen angst

Pub Lover Jul 27th, 2006 12:44 AM

That's funny becasue he's twice your age. :(

Pub Lover Jul 27th, 2006 12:47 AM

Becasue.

Thank you Mavis Beacon, you have made my typing worse! >:

Choogworth Jul 27th, 2006 12:48 AM

George Micheal you silly bitch.

Pub Lover Jul 27th, 2006 12:53 AM

Choogworth, if you're going to post in my thread, could you at least post ten times in a row? That would makes things awesome, thanks.

Choogworth Jul 27th, 2006 12:54 AM

ok

Choogworth Jul 27th, 2006 12:54 AM

ok

Pub Lover Jul 27th, 2006 12:55 AM

Thank you, that's great. :D

Pub Lover Jul 27th, 2006 12:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Choogworth
ok

Also, if you could read through the past pages & whenever you find something you could make funny, you repost it in the thread with your comment.

That's the secret of being popular here, you just reuse your old jokes. :D

Fathom Zero Jul 27th, 2006 01:01 AM

Which "ok" were you replying to?

Pub Lover Jul 27th, 2006 01:02 AM

The first one, I'm still writing my reply to the second one.

Choogworth Jul 27th, 2006 01:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seven Force
Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero
I hated Team America, but I miss Kid Notorious. :(

What the fuck?

It means he misses how Spike TV used to be.

Choogworth Jul 27th, 2006 01:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover
The first one, I'm still writing my reply to the second one.

ok

Pub Lover Jul 27th, 2006 01:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mike
You guys are just watering the plant. Pay no attention and it will find another forum to suck on.

I'm not a fan of Mike's new schtick.

Come on Mike, stating the bleeding obvious?

Didn't Jamesman do that to death last year?

Choogworth Jul 27th, 2006 01:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer
don't forget his popular how-to book "calculating how much jizz it takes to cover something FOR DUMMIES"

its on CD to, read by florence henderson

Pub Lover Jul 27th, 2006 01:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Choogworth
Quote:

Originally Posted by MetalMilitia
Cake effects a region of the brain called Shatners Basoon :eek

Pie is better

Meat Pie > Meat Cake

Seriously! :eek

Pub Lover Jul 27th, 2006 01:10 AM


Choogworth Jul 27th, 2006 01:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover
Quote:

Originally Posted by Choogworth
Quote:

Originally Posted by MetalMilitia
Cake effects a region of the brain called Shatners Basoon :eek

Pie is better

Meat Pie > Meat Cake

Seriously! :eek

whoever heard of Chicken pot cake? Its like something they made on Iron Chef.

Pub Lover Jul 27th, 2006 01:13 AM

I need to put my SERIOUS HOMO PROBLEMS... image URLs somewhere handy so I can carry on using them as Page Breaks. :/

Pub Lover Jul 27th, 2006 01:14 AM

THIS IS PUBICPUBLOVER'S 6000TH POST ON THE NEW I-MOCKERY FORUMS!

Choogworth Jul 27th, 2006 01:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover
I need to put my SERIOUS HOMO PROBLEMS... image URLs somewhere handy so I can carry on using them as Page Breaks. :/

Just the title is enough to make me bust a gut.

Choogworth Jul 27th, 2006 01:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover
THIS IS PUBICPUBLOVER'S 6000TH POST ON THE NEW I-MOCKERY FORUMS!

you win a pudding cup from Valhalla.

Pub Lover Jul 27th, 2006 01:19 AM

Is it meat pudding?

Pub Lover Jul 27th, 2006 01:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Choogworth
Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover
SERIOUS HOMO PROBLEMS... :tear

Just the title is enough to make me bust a gut.

Thanks for that, now I never want to look at them again. :(

Pub Lover Jul 27th, 2006 01:22 AM

Wait...

Did you say gut or nut?

Choogworth Jul 27th, 2006 01:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover
Wait...

Did you say gut or nut?

intestines

Choogworth Jul 27th, 2006 01:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover
Is it meat pudding?

You dare expect any other flavor from Valhalla, realm of the Norse a=gods and Vikings?

Pub Lover Jul 27th, 2006 01:29 AM

Get it?

I'm suggesting you masturbate to pictures of people with SERIOUS HOMO PROBLEMS... :eek

Choogworth Jul 27th, 2006 01:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover
Get it?

I'm suggesting you masturbate to pictures of people with SERIOUS HOMO PROBLEMS... :eek

:(

Pub Lover Jul 27th, 2006 01:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Choogworth
You dare expect any other flavor from Valhalla, realm of the Norse Gods and Vikings?

HAHAHAHAHA @ MEAT PUDDING! :lol

No! I'm fucking serious. >:

My grandmother was from Newcastle, she put meat in everything she made. :x

People from Yorkshire are crazy.

Choogworth Jul 27th, 2006 01:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover
Quote:

Originally Posted by Choogworth
You dare expect any other flavor from Valhalla, realm of the Norse Gods and Vikings?

HAHAHAHAHA @ MEAT PUDDING! :lol

No! I'm fucking serious. >:

My grandmother was from Newcastle, she put meat in everything she made. :x

People from Yorkshire are crazy.

like kidney pudding and blood pudding

Pub Lover Jul 27th, 2006 01:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Choogworth
Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover
SERIOUS HOMO PROBLEMS... :tear

:(

How old are you, kid?

I'm just checking I haven't just broken any laws. :eek

Choogworth Jul 27th, 2006 01:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover
Quote:

Originally Posted by Choogworth
Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover
SERIOUS HOMO PROBLEMS... :tear

:(

How old are you, kid?

I'm just checking I haven't just broken any laws. :eek

20 next month

Pub Lover Jul 27th, 2006 01:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Choogworth
like kidney pudding and blood pudding

Yeah, plus Chocolate & Steak pudding. :(

P.S. We call it Black Pudding. Seriously, only vampires want to eat anything called blood. :rolleyes

Choogworth Jul 27th, 2006 01:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover
Quote:

Originally Posted by Choogworth
like kidney pudding and blood pudding

Yeah, plus Chocolate & Steak pudding. :(

P.S. We call it Black Pudding. Seriously, only vampires want to eat anything called blood. :rolleyes

noted

Pub Lover Jul 27th, 2006 01:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Choogworth
20 next month

OMG, I'm so sorry.

I didn't know! :(

Choogworth Jul 27th, 2006 01:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover
Quote:

Originally Posted by Choogworth
20 next month

OMG, I'm so sorry.

I didn't know! :(

I smell sarcasm

Pub Lover Jul 27th, 2006 01:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Choogworth
Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover
Vampires want to eat anything called blood. :eek

noted

Really? You have a note book by the computer & you take it all down? :eek

I only do that when I'm playing Where in Time is Carmen Sandiego? :(

Pub Lover Jul 27th, 2006 01:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Choogworth
Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover
OMG, I'm so sorry.[/sarcasm]

I smell sarcasm

Not possible.

If I even think of being sarcastic without the right tags I'll get banned by this site's powermad mods. :(

Choogworth Jul 27th, 2006 01:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover
Quote:

Originally Posted by Choogworth
Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover
Vampires want to eat anything called blood. :eek

noted

Really? You have a note book by the computer & you take it all down? :eek

I only do that when I'm playing Where in Time is Carmen Sandiego? :(

Im like some kind of Harriet the spy. And I play where in the world is carmen San Diego.

Pub Lover Jul 27th, 2006 01:48 AM

*edit edit edit*

I can't count, & I screwed this whole page break up. >:

Choogworth Jul 27th, 2006 01:48 AM

You know if Carmen San Diego Had a time machine why didnt she go back in time and kill the investigators when they were children?

Pub Lover Jul 27th, 2006 01:48 AM


Choogworth Jul 27th, 2006 01:49 AM

what can they be?!

Pub Lover Jul 27th, 2006 01:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Choogworth
Why didnt Carmen San Diego go back in time and kill the investigators when they were children?

Dude, the investigators were children! :o

Choogworth Jul 27th, 2006 01:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover
Quote:

Originally Posted by Choogworth
Why didnt Carmen San Diego go back in time and kill the investigators when they were children?

Dude, the investigators were children! :o

The game would be a lot cooler if at any moment Carmen could make your future non existant.

Pub Lover Jul 27th, 2006 01:55 AM

That wouldn't happen because I think the kids were like Carmen's grandparents or something, so if she killed them she'd die too.

Like that episode of Phil of The Future.

Choogworth Jul 27th, 2006 01:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover
That wouldn't happen because I think the kids were like Carmen's grandparents or something, so if she killed them she'd die too.

Like that episode of Phil of The Future.

unless she made a robot then download her brain into a robobrain and then kill those kids.

Pub Lover Jul 27th, 2006 02:00 AM

First Law conflict, I'm afraid. :(

Pub Lover Jul 27th, 2006 02:03 AM

She's have to transfer her brain, & then kill the kids before the robot rebooted, otherwise the Robo-Carmen would be forced to stop the real Carmen.

And we all know that wouldn't work because positronic brains have an effectively instantaneous reboot cycle. :(

Pub Lover Jul 27th, 2006 02:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by As he banned Choogworth, Mockery
Bye bye Choogworth.

:lol

Mockery Jul 27th, 2006 02:12 AM

Yes I did. :lol

MarioRPG Jul 27th, 2006 09:10 AM

Everything going swimmingly in here?


EDIT: This post is an excuse for me to use 'swimmingly' :(

Marc Summers Jul 27th, 2006 01:54 PM

I had two really weird dreams last night/this morning :(

The first, I had this insane mullet that made me go crazy because it was really long :(

The second, I dreamt that my Dad was calling me, before I even picked up the phone :eek. My roommate told me that it explained why I firmly planted a fist into my cheek and started having a conversation :(

GADZOOKS Jul 27th, 2006 03:29 PM

you know what I rather be doing then reading about your sad stories, Marc?


GADZOOKS Jul 27th, 2006 03:30 PM


GADZOOKS Jul 27th, 2006 03:32 PM



Speech Balloon: "Dang Bass Players Are Always In Their Own World!!"

GADZOOKS Jul 27th, 2006 03:34 PM


Gorlack the Destroyer Jul 27th, 2006 03:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GADZOOKS
you know what I rather be doing then reading about your sad stories, Marc?


I'd rather be playin with my cider jug.

GADZOOKS Jul 27th, 2006 03:37 PM

Fuck Off!

from the website:
We have a lot of fun making and designing these High Quality Art T-shirts geared for the acoustic music community. We hope you will find the perfect shirt for expressing your unique musical personality.


Gorlack the Destroyer Jul 27th, 2006 03:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GADZOOKS
Fuck Off!

from the website:
We have a lot of fun making and designing these High Quality Art T-shirts geared for the acoustic music community. We hope you will find the perfect shirt for expressing your unique musical personality.


Is there such an instrument called a faddle? because you could play them together and call it FIDDLE FADDLE!

Jeff The Ninja Jul 27th, 2006 05:29 PM

Gorlack, GADZOOKS told you to Fuck off. >:

Now let those two Continue to post those Awesome T-Shirts.

Pub Lover Jul 27th, 2006 05:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer
who the heck is lordi

is that who they're talking about when they say "lordi lordi look who's forty" :x i dont want to listen to old folks music

:lol

MarioRPG Jul 27th, 2006 05:52 PM

Guys I'm leaving for a week. I know you're all crying. :( :( :( :( :( :( :(
I know I am.

Marc Summers Jul 27th, 2006 10:46 PM

I have a feeling that your pointed verbal jab directed at me was just a plug for those T-Shirts

Ouch, man. Ouch. :(

Chojin Jul 28th, 2006 05:56 PM


Chojin Jul 28th, 2006 06:57 PM


executioneer Jul 29th, 2006 06:13 AM

ok

GADZOOKS Jul 29th, 2006 07:30 AM

I have great news!

executioneer Jul 29th, 2006 07:33 AM

did you save a bunch of money on your car insurence :(

GADZOOKS Jul 29th, 2006 07:55 AM

Things on the internet are going to get a whole lot funner again!

LegoLars Jul 29th, 2006 11:29 AM

whelk whimper bang

executioneer Jul 29th, 2006 02:47 PM

hey legolars long time no see!

liquidstatik Jul 29th, 2006 04:55 PM

im trying to make music with my computer, and it's haaaard. :(

Trash Jul 29th, 2006 07:14 PM

im watching porn with my computer, and it's haaaard. :(

Fathom Zero Jul 29th, 2006 07:43 PM

I gave up trying to make music with my computer, though I only tried to use Fruity Loops.

WhiteRat Jul 29th, 2006 10:39 PM

The only music I hear is the sound of money racking up as I laugh all the way to the bank.

Terra Jul 29th, 2006 11:28 PM

Scored at AFB Bingo again?? Way to go. After you've made $5.00 you can take that Okinawa jackpot to Vegas.

Rawk. On. PeeWee.

Esuohlim Jul 31st, 2006 09:00 PM

:(

fuck.I'm_Sean Jul 31st, 2006 11:02 PM

:)

Pub Lover Jul 31st, 2006 11:18 PM

If you're going to post in this thread, you're gonna have to do better than that, kid. >:

Pub Lover Jul 31st, 2006 11:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim
:(

Welcome back, Esuohlim.

The two weeks you were away seemed much longer than the two weeks Terra was away. :(

Pub Lover Jul 31st, 2006 11:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LegoLars
whelk whimper bang

:eek

Pub Lover Jul 31st, 2006 11:25 PM


:lol

Pub Lover Jul 31st, 2006 11:27 PM

Collect all four! ;)

Fathom Zero Aug 1st, 2006 01:09 AM

I'm thinking about getting one of these for my Win '98 laptop:
Lucent WaveLAN Wireless Cards on Ebay

They're cheap as hell.

EDIT: Here's the computer, minus the DVD capability, Intel Centrino Mobile Technology (whatever that is), and no wireless LAN :(

Panasonic Toughbook-51

I believe this is the model, it's the one that looks the same.

EDIT #2: I take it back, I found the exact same Toughbook I have on eBay... for $65. Ha-fucking-ha. Nevertheless, I do wish to put one of those cards into my machine.

eBay Auction for the Panasonic CF-45 Toughbook Laptop

Marc Summers Aug 1st, 2006 01:48 AM

I went to Mammoth this weekend. The hiking was really nice, since I saw Devil's postpile and Rainbow Falls. The worst part had to be when my Dad and brother outvoted me on the radio and I was forced to listen to about 10 hours of NPR radio round trip. I didn't have an MP3 player, and I get a little nauseous after about 15 minutes of reading :(

Pub Lover Aug 1st, 2006 07:44 PM


This was the best frame from today's strip. :(

Then Pat's cock came back! >:

Furry porn. :x

Pub Lover Aug 1st, 2006 07:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero
...Labtop...

Tech Forum. :rolleyes

Pub Lover Aug 1st, 2006 07:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Marc Summers
I went to Mammoth this weekend. The hiking was really nice, since I saw Devil's postpile and Rainbow Falls. The worst part had to be when my Dad and brother outvoted me on the radio and I was forced to listen to about 10 hours of NPR radio round trip. I didn't have an MP3 player, and I get a little nauseous after about 15 minutes of reading :(

DamnThatDavid's Hiking Story Forum. :(

Pub Lover Aug 1st, 2006 07:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover
...Labtop...

Idiot. :lol

Pub Lover Aug 1st, 2006 07:52 PM


Pub Lover Aug 1st, 2006 07:54 PM

The picture of Pat doesn't need that caption. :x

GADZOOKS Aug 1st, 2006 08:52 PM

Did you catch that the dick was breifly taken out, then it was put back by popular demand.

Pub Lover Aug 1st, 2006 09:06 PM

Yes. When I first saw the strip it was funny, and I laughed.

Then I looked again later & it was all cat boners.

Fans of Achewood love the cat boners. :x


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