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Seven Force Aug 4th, 2006 02:51 AM

Tomorrow. :(

Fathom Zero Aug 4th, 2006 04:09 AM

I'm tired and it's 3:40 AM. Does anyone wanna come over to my house and listen to Dream Theater?

fuck.I'm_Sean Aug 4th, 2006 05:16 AM

You guys what is Dr. Boogie's avatar?

Fathom Zero Aug 4th, 2006 05:50 AM

My favourite Video Game character for the Genesis, but I'm not going to tell you who it is. I'll give you a hint, his Dreamcast game was cancelled.

Seven Force Aug 4th, 2006 09:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spolier
Chakan?


WhiteRat Aug 4th, 2006 11:59 AM

Come again?

Fathom Zero Aug 4th, 2006 01:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seven Force
Quote:

Originally Posted by Spolier
Chakan?


You're a bastard, you know that?

MarioRPG Aug 4th, 2006 04:15 PM

HOLY SHIT I'M BACK!

Seven Force Aug 4th, 2006 05:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero
Quote:

Originally Posted by Seven Force
Quote:

Originally Posted by Spolier
Chakan?


You're a bastard, you know that?

SEGA 16-BIT 4 LYFE

Seven Force Aug 4th, 2006 05:38 PM

[17:42] Seven Force: What are your mud dreams?
[17:43] Pub Lover: haha, I do not every remember ever dreaming about mud, masinly because I do not want a large hairy german to shit on my chest.
[17:44] Seven Force: hahahahaha waht?
[17:44] Pub Lover: exactly
[17:53] Seven Force: Do you want anybody to shit on your chest?
[17:53] Pub Lover: no.
[17:53] Seven Force: Just so we're on the same page.
[17:53] Pub Lover: well, maybe. If it was the only way to get a hot woman to love me.... No, it's gross. :x
[17:59] Seven Force: GW?
[18:00] Seven Force: Would you let her do it?
[18:00] Seven Force: How about that one girl you like?
[18:00] Seven Force: You should be sympathetic to your partner's needs. :<
[18:01] Pub Lover: In the case of GW it would be after a long line of me doing some really perverted things to her. I mean so perverted she would even be able to look at me after,nevermind shit on my chest. As for Amalia. Sure, I'd do anything if she asked. :( :creep]

Fathom Zero Aug 4th, 2006 10:27 PM

I updated meh journal:

http://i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=22911

Moobs Aug 5th, 2006 05:05 AM

I hate Germany :(

Misdemonar Aug 5th, 2006 03:19 PM

Isn't Chakan suppose to look like a corpse?

Pub Lover Aug 5th, 2006 06:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seven Force
[18:01] Pub Lover: In the case of GW it would be after a long line of me doing some really perverted things to her. I mean so perverted she would even be able to look at me after, nevermind shit on my chest. :creep

So perverted she wouldn't... :(

Fathom Zero Aug 5th, 2006 07:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Misdemonar
Isn't Chakan suppose to look like a corpse?

Naw, he's immortal. That makes him purple.

Seven Force Aug 5th, 2006 09:06 PM

A gay undead creature. I knew I killed Barney the first time around.

Seven Force Aug 5th, 2006 09:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Moobs
I hate Germany :(

What did Germany do to you?

Seven Force Aug 5th, 2006 09:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover
Quote:

Originally Posted by Seven Force
[18:01] Pub Lover: In the case of GW it would be after a long line of me doing some really perverted things to her. I mean so perverted she would even be able to look at me after, nevermind shit on my chest. :creep

So perverted she wouldn't... :(

She would, that's what the chloroform and hypnowatch is for.

Seven Force Aug 5th, 2006 09:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero

Journals :rolleyes

Seven Force Aug 5th, 2006 09:22 PM

Hmmm

Seven Force Aug 5th, 2006 09:23 PM

What's up? Where is everybody?

Seven Force Aug 5th, 2006 09:23 PM


Seven Force Aug 5th, 2006 10:22 PM

So, why do we censor the word ******, but everything else is ok?

That seems real odd to me.

Supafly345 Aug 5th, 2006 10:26 PM

What "we"?

Moobs Aug 5th, 2006 10:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Seven Force
Quote:

Originally Posted by Moobs
I hate Germany :(

What did Germany do to you?

Got me surrounded by ugly fat people who smell of meat and left me in a camper van in a crappy bed because everywhere was full and basically I went there on holiday and i do not like it.

Seven Force Aug 5th, 2006 10:35 PM

Did you say hi to Lunlun for me?

Seven Force Aug 5th, 2006 10:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Supafly345
What "we"?

Okay

The forums software.

Seven Force Aug 5th, 2006 10:41 PM

There's an admin named thordog.
Who the hell is that?

Pub Lover Aug 5th, 2006 10:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seven Force
So, why do we censor the word ******, but everything else is ok?.

Some of us overuse the word a bit.

Terra Aug 5th, 2006 11:10 PM

HEY YOU GUYS!!!! I MISS YOU!!!

Pub Lover Aug 5th, 2006 11:13 PM

Speaking of women that like to shit on things...

Terra Aug 5th, 2006 11:14 PM

Oh shut up. I'm back in your neck of the woods soon.

Reup those meds babe.

Moobs Aug 5th, 2006 11:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seven Force
Did you say hi to Lunlun for me?

i didn't have the balls to go find her, sorry :(

HEY TERRA LOOK AT ME

Pub Lover Aug 5th, 2006 11:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Terra
Reup those meds

Are you still talking to me?

I'm not on medication.

Pub Lover Aug 5th, 2006 11:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Moobs
i didn't have the balls to go find [Lunlun]

Probably a good move, Lunlun loves the balls, & she'd have been mad if you turned up without any.

Seven Force Aug 5th, 2006 11:34 PM

She also likes meat.

Moobs Aug 5th, 2006 11:40 PM

oh god

Seven Force Aug 5th, 2006 11:41 PM

God has nothing to do with her.

Moobs Aug 5th, 2006 11:51 PM

i hope shes not fat

Seven Force Aug 5th, 2006 11:59 PM


Fathom Zero Aug 6th, 2006 12:06 AM

Eeeeeewwwww.

Seven Force Aug 6th, 2006 12:12 AM

Eeeeeww indeed.

Esuohlim Aug 6th, 2006 01:03 AM

Seriously, Seven Force.

That was out of line, man.

Mr. Vagiclean Aug 6th, 2006 02:40 AM

you fucking assholes

Mr. Vagiclean Aug 6th, 2006 02:47 AM

get plowed

Fathom Zero Aug 6th, 2006 04:58 AM

I feels sick to my stomach and I have a headache. I don't wanna get out of bed, yet I have to.

Seven Force Aug 6th, 2006 11:44 AM


Seven Force Aug 6th, 2006 11:46 AM

Double post!

liquidstatik Aug 6th, 2006 01:07 PM

tf?

Moobs Aug 6th, 2006 02:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seven Force
[lots of ugly]

i dont think im ever going to step foot in that country again :(

Fathom Zero Aug 6th, 2006 05:06 PM

This makes me very happy:

http://leoville.vox.com/library/post...ting-name.html

Pub Lover Aug 6th, 2006 07:58 PM

>:

Pub Lover Aug 6th, 2006 08:06 PM

So I was reading the new posts just now, and FirstMate had made a few posts. Reading them I started to get the idea that he was kinda annoying, and that I might even dislike him, then I read this:

Quote:

Originally Posted by FirstMate
That's interesting. So wait, you where in the US and buying the bullets when they asked you to do that?

Little confused as your profile says you're in the UK, that's all.

Little Confused? How about 'fucking retarded', asshole. >:

Pub Lover Aug 6th, 2006 08:07 PM

Jerks! >:

Pub Lover Aug 6th, 2006 08:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Courage the Cowardly Dog
my fiance just asked me what 69ing is.

she's new to the english language so she didn't know.

At first I told her, "your only 19 i'll tell you when you are older" But she kept on insisting so I told her. You should have seen her face when I explained it. You haven't lived until you've seen a coloured girl turn bright pink. It's hilarious.

Then I showed her my avitar and she almost blew milk out her nose and she wasnt even drinking any.


She'll be testing it out soon enough as my avitar can explain.

I want this guy banned. >:

Chojin Aug 6th, 2006 08:19 PM

i want him shot

Pub Lover Aug 6th, 2006 08:21 PM

Quote:

[12:41] Seven Force: http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h146/pixilah/rape.gif
[12:42] Pub Lover: Wonderful, a poor MSPaint drawing of Jon raping Garfield. :(
[12:46] Seven Force: :)
[12:47] Pub Lover: I mean Why? What short of person wants to see that?
[12:48] Seven Force: I want them banned too.
[12:48] Pub Lover: Wonderful.
I wouldn't be too upset if you were also banned, Seven Force. >:

Seven Force Aug 6th, 2006 08:22 PM

That makes both of us. >:

Pub Lover Aug 6th, 2006 08:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin
i want him shot

Well, yes. >:

But getting him shot is beyond even your fearsome Admin powers.

Moobs Aug 6th, 2006 08:33 PM

I want to be cool also >:

Pub Lover Aug 6th, 2006 08:40 PM

I see nothing cool in this thread. >:

Moobs Aug 6th, 2006 08:44 PM

page of rage >:

Seven Force Aug 6th, 2006 08:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover
I see nothing cool in this thread. >:

There's an understatement.

Seven Force Aug 6th, 2006 08:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Moobs
page of rage >:

hahahaha no seriously fuck off

Pub Lover Aug 6th, 2006 08:46 PM

I'm not even supposed to be here today. >:

Pub Lover Aug 6th, 2006 08:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seven Force
no seriously fuck off

Go to hell, Seven Force.

Moobs has managed to post over three hundred times and I still can't remember a damn thing about him, that's Emu-esque talent right there! >:

Moobs Aug 6th, 2006 08:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seven Force

hahahaha no seriously fuck off

I probably should but i'm trying to patch things up with my girlfriend :(

>:

Seven Force Aug 6th, 2006 09:05 PM

Hey sheep fucker, I don't like him. >:

Misdemonar Aug 6th, 2006 09:07 PM

Hey Sevenforce, are you going to do symbosis with Terra yet? :wow

Pub Lover Aug 6th, 2006 09:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seven Force
Hey sheep fucker

Congrats on the completely absurd personal attack. Was picking one of my many real flaws too hard for you, dipshit? >:


Quote:

Originally Posted by Seven Force
I don't like him. >:

Did I tell you to like him? >:

I didn't even say I liked him. >:

Moobs Aug 6th, 2006 09:18 PM

guys im right here whats up?

Pub Lover Aug 6th, 2006 09:22 PM


Pub Lover Aug 6th, 2006 09:32 PM

Symbiosis. >:

Moobs Aug 6th, 2006 09:34 PM

i need to quit smoking apparently
and get a job

oh man :(

Pub Lover Aug 6th, 2006 09:39 PM

Those are some SERIOUS HOMO PROBLEMS, you SERIOUS HOMO. :(

Moobs Aug 6th, 2006 09:41 PM

That doesnt make sense because i need to stop and get these things to maintain my relationship with a FEMALE but yeah its pretty SERIOUS

Pub Lover Aug 6th, 2006 09:45 PM

You're totally a SERIOUS HOMO, we can smell our own. :(


We smell like DESPAIR. :'(

Pub Lover Aug 6th, 2006 09:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer
call of cthulhu scared the christ out of me :(

:lol

Pub Lover Aug 6th, 2006 09:50 PM

You jerks better all tell Willie that he's great. >:

Because Willie is really great! >:

Seven Force Aug 6th, 2006 11:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover
Congrats on the completely absurd personal attack. Was picking one of my many real flaws too hard for you, dipshit? >:

Oh man, I didn't mean it. It was a reflex thing. :(

That and it was the only thing I could come up with.

Seven Force Aug 6th, 2006 11:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Misdemonar
Hey Sevenforce, are you going to do symbosis with Terra yet? :wow

If by symbosis [sic] you mean "chainsaw to the cunt" then yes, I am definitely fucking going to do symbosis.

Pub Lover Aug 6th, 2006 11:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seven Force
OH NO! I AM A LITTLE GIRLY MAN! AND I A M SO VERY SORRY!

Yeah, congratulations on your SERIOUS HOMO PROBLEMS.







Fag. >:

Seven Force Aug 6th, 2006 11:16 PM

im never talking to you jerks again :wah

oh hey guys

Pub Lover Aug 6th, 2006 11:17 PM

Quote:

[15:42] Seven Force: Also the only symbiosis I want to do with Terra is my dick in her mouth. :(
[15:43] Seven Force: It'll be like that spiderman episode when Venom puts his dick in Peter Parker's mouth while he's asleep, and takes pictures.
[15:43] Seven Force: At least, I hope it's a legit episode, and not a vivid dream. ;(
[15:44] Pub Lover: Was it a\ mud dream?
[15:44] Seven Force: No, those involve Ron Jeremy.
[15:44] Pub Lover: :vomit

Pub Lover Aug 7th, 2006 09:18 PM

I feel bad about Esuohlim's site dying, but then I reread my submissions and I start to think of it as a justified death.

Seven Force Aug 7th, 2006 09:51 PM

I don't because i'm a bitter, maladjusted person.

Esuohlim Aug 7th, 2006 10:57 PM

Well when I took that break and came back to it I realized that I just didn't feel like writing anymore. :(

But now I think the phase has passed :(. You two best be sending some shit soon. >:

Esuohlim Aug 7th, 2006 11:00 PM

Also I'm already worried about when my account on Dreamhost expires in April because if I've completely given up by then I don't want all my hard work to be lost forever :boohoo

Esuohlim Aug 7th, 2006 11:02 PM

On the other hand I just ate some delicious homemade chili so I can't be too unhappy right now. :(

Pub Lover Aug 7th, 2006 11:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim
You two best be sending some shit soon. >:

:lol

Esuohlim Aug 7th, 2006 11:14 PM

It's the funniest thing I've said in months :(

Pub Lover Aug 7th, 2006 11:26 PM

Seriously, just scrolling past my 'projects for Esuohlim' folder makes me cringe.

My shitty articles are worthless.

Pub Lover Aug 7th, 2006 11:43 PM

I have three half finished pieces that cause the most grief. :(

An article about beards being hated by lesbians. :lol

A review of the last season of Friends. :rolleyes

A review of my review of the last season of Blake's 7. >:

Pub Lover Aug 7th, 2006 11:51 PM

I could write a whole series of articles comparing myself to the Mulletman, but I don't feel like being suicidal this month. :lol

Esuohlim Aug 7th, 2006 11:54 PM

I assume that the review of the Blake's 7 review would be so bad that it would warrant its own review of it. :(

In all honesty, your "comics suck" article was better than a third of what's on the site, that 1/3 being mostly Top Ten List Faggot crap, and he has his moments. :(

Pub Lover Aug 7th, 2006 11:57 PM


"HELLO I AM PUB LOVER'S TWIN BROTHER! WE SHARE A BED! NO LADIES, YOU CANNOT SECKS US UP AS WE HAVE A WARHAMMER 40K GAME TO GET TO IN OUR BASEMENT! I GET TO USE MY SQUAD OF FEMALE ELDAR THIS TIME, SO I GET THE MASTURBATION SHADE"

Pub Lover Aug 7th, 2006 11:57 PM


Pub Lover Aug 8th, 2006 12:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim
I assume that the review of the Blake's 7 review would be so bad that it would warrant its own review of it. :(

Yes, it would be an endless cycle of suck. :lol

Seriously. :(

Esuohlim Aug 8th, 2006 12:04 AM

At least write about the Ulillillia guy :(

Pub Lover Aug 8th, 2006 12:11 AM



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