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DehydratedPorkMan Jan 19th, 2007 01:27 PM

Stealing stuff is not cool! Especially if you're not in school. You would be a fool, or maybe a tool.

Was it like a "Requiem for a Dream" stealing stuff thing they were doing for their indulgent drug habit?

kahljorn Jan 19th, 2007 01:27 PM

oh i see :O

DehydratedPorkMan Jan 19th, 2007 01:29 PM

You know what I realized? I need to play Typing Shark more often because I keep having to edit my posts.

kahljorn Jan 19th, 2007 01:30 PM

i hate that stupid requiem for a dream movie.

DehydratedPorkMan Jan 19th, 2007 01:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kahljorn
i hate that stupid requiem for a dream movie.

Poo on you!

What about Pi? It was better. And not about drugs. Well, it sorta wasn't about drugs.

kahljorn Jan 19th, 2007 01:34 PM

that was kind of dumb, too. When i first watched it I kind of liked it but after the second and third watching i hated it.

the only thing i liked about requiem for a dream was when the refridgerator came to life because it scared me.

DehydratedPorkMan Jan 19th, 2007 01:39 PM

I thought when he dove into the toilet, that was pretty funny.

And for Pi, poking the brain and getting hit by a train. Not that it's a funny movie. It can be confusing as hell on your first watch, too.

DehydratedPorkMan Jan 19th, 2007 02:21 PM

My I-Mockery stickers came. On the back it said, "Thanks Glen!" and inside was an extra sticker that was shiny. Now I am happy.

FartinMowler Jan 19th, 2007 02:41 PM

I got an email from a guitar guy that said this....

Quote:

I want to play with musicians who are not jaded and know what their instrument is supposed to provide. The music I play isn't rocket science but it does need a strong bottom end and I want JAM with a real bass player !
can someone tell me what he means?

kahljorn Jan 19th, 2007 03:00 PM

either he's retarded and he needs help making a peanut butter and jelly sandwich or he wants gay sex with you

FartinMowler Jan 19th, 2007 03:01 PM

:lol :(

Pub Lover Jan 19th, 2007 03:04 PM

Is Erika Crystal an internet celebrity? I totally didn't know. :eek


I really hat the internet. ;(

Grislygus Jan 19th, 2007 03:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FartinMowler
I got an email from a guitar guy that said this....

Quote:

I want to play with musicians who are not jaded and know what their instrument is supposed to provide. The music I play isn't rocket science but it does need a strong bottom end and I want JAM with a real bass player !
can someone tell me what he means?

Ah... I believe that the first sentence translates to "I don't like them artsy faggots", whereas I'm sure the second one translates into "The sucky need not apply".

Fathom Zero Jan 19th, 2007 03:46 PM

Oh man, Wayne's WOrld 2 is the funniest movie ever.

Pub Lover Jan 19th, 2007 03:55 PM

I'm going to ban me some newbs if I don't start getting some attention pretty soon. >:

Fathom Zero Jan 19th, 2007 03:59 PM

You're awesome.

You suck.

Pub Lover Jan 19th, 2007 04:00 PM

haha, thanks. ;)

Fathom Zero Jan 19th, 2007 04:17 PM

I love you. >:

DehydratedPorkMan Jan 19th, 2007 08:24 PM

I LIKE PATATAHS.

Fathom Zero Jan 19th, 2007 08:44 PM

MOCK WARS, PLZ.

executioneer Jan 19th, 2007 09:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero
Oh man, Wayne's WOrld 2 is the funniest movie ever.

NOT

MrAdventure Jan 19th, 2007 09:43 PM


executioneer Jan 19th, 2007 09:45 PM

guys did anyone remember to celebrate the threadniversary :(

liquidstatik Jan 19th, 2007 10:06 PM

i thought about it ;<

Lenor Jan 19th, 2007 10:49 PM

i celebrated with alchol and makin willi stay the fuck up! hahaha

Esuohlim Jan 19th, 2007 11:20 PM

Man Lenor you're a loose cannon I hope you didn't celebrate with too much "alchol" :x

Fathom Zero Jan 20th, 2007 04:15 AM

I saw a chick on Girls Gone Wild just now. She looks like Dustin Hoffman.

GADZOOKS Jan 20th, 2007 04:41 AM

I bet you saw a few chicks on Girls Gone Wild.

DehydratedPorkMan Jan 20th, 2007 09:10 AM

I always wake up with this incredible urge to urinate even if I did not drink a lot and had previously urinated the night before. Have I forgotten science? Have I forgotten how to sleep? Or have I just forgotten that everyone urinates?

kahljorn Jan 20th, 2007 11:01 AM

i dont know do you eat a bunch of sugar before you goto bed :O

DehydratedPorkMan Jan 20th, 2007 11:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kahljorn
i dont know do you eat a bunch of sugar before you goto bed :O

I cut sugar and caffiene out of my diet. I drank tea the night before but I pissed it all away that night.

noob3 Jan 20th, 2007 01:23 PM

dosn't tea have caffiene?

i'm not sure about you guys, but after i get up i usually urinate

Fathom Zero Jan 20th, 2007 01:24 PM

As do I.

DehydratedPorkMan Jan 20th, 2007 01:26 PM

The tea is decaffinated.

Fathom Zero Jan 20th, 2007 01:39 PM

Pussy.

kahljorn Jan 20th, 2007 01:42 PM

Sometimes after I wake up I take two shits in a row :O i also urinate.

kahljorn Jan 20th, 2007 01:49 PM

FUNNY FART STORIES:
Lately I've been so sick with the flu and I cough really hard and when I cough really hard from the abdominal i usually fart really hard and it makes my ass hurt :(

Also sometimes if I feel gassy I do jumping jacks and i fart at every jump.

DehydratedPorkMan Jan 20th, 2007 01:50 PM

I am what I eat.

Also. I eat a lot then take a huge shit at night.

Fathom Zero Jan 20th, 2007 01:50 PM

I think you need to go back on your meds, man.

liquidstatik Jan 20th, 2007 01:50 PM

:lol

noob3 Jan 20th, 2007 01:58 PM

you take huge shits after you eat? i'm no doctor, but this sounds like a serious illness dude why don't you not eat for awhile and tell me if this mystery huge shit epidemic is still haunting your bowels!!

kahljorn Jan 20th, 2007 02:00 PM

must be all the pork filling your bowels with porkiness.

DehydratedPorkMan Jan 20th, 2007 02:00 PM

I POOP TOO MUCH.

And then I get tired.

FartinMowler Jan 20th, 2007 02:01 PM

Did you ever wipe your ass and it's got blood on it?

Fathom Zero Jan 20th, 2007 02:01 PM

That's what she said.

noob3 Jan 20th, 2007 02:01 PM

why arn't you banned you were worse than the uncle sham

DehydratedPorkMan Jan 20th, 2007 02:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FartinMowler
Did you ever wipe your ass and it's got blood on it?

I don't have bleeding piles.

kahljorn Jan 20th, 2007 02:03 PM

for a long time i thought my ass was bleeding and burning and i had hemarroids or prostate cancer but then i realized that flaming hot cheetos turn your poop red and make your ass hurt.

FartinMowler Jan 20th, 2007 02:04 PM

don't stick Cheetos in your bum :(

noob3 Jan 20th, 2007 02:05 PM

flaming hot cheetoes are so good dude but only if i have like a ice cold soda because those are flamin' man the bag don't lie

kahljorn Jan 20th, 2007 02:05 PM

I stuck it behind my ear and it somehow came out of my butt :O

MAGIC

noob3 Jan 20th, 2007 02:06 PM

somone needs to make a gif of a spinning bag of flaming hot cheetoes and the background will be a explosion and the bag will be aflame

noob3 Jan 20th, 2007 02:08 PM

my friend once got so stoned he put a car battery inside some cheetoes & drove that shit down the freeway going 35

man was he was so high

FartinMowler Jan 20th, 2007 02:08 PM

I'm going to go buy some beer...what snack doesn't make your hands greasy?

noob3 Jan 20th, 2007 02:09 PM

fruits

DehydratedPorkMan Jan 20th, 2007 02:09 PM

Pretzels? Just don't get the honey mustard bite ones. I'm assuming you want bar food to go with your beer.

FartinMowler Jan 20th, 2007 02:10 PM

:/ I'm not a big fruit guy

noob3 Jan 20th, 2007 02:10 PM

vegetables? a bowl of rice? hell, anything with utensils should fit the bill

DehydratedPorkMan Jan 20th, 2007 02:11 PM

Oh hey guys if it makes you feel any better, with the bi-polar medication I'm on, if I drink a beer and fall asleep, I won't wake up.

FartinMowler Jan 20th, 2007 02:11 PM

I like spicy and crunchy

DehydratedPorkMan Jan 20th, 2007 02:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FartinMowler
I like spicy and crunchy

Wasabi peas.

Fathom Zero Jan 20th, 2007 02:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FartinMowler
I like spicy and crunchy

One can do so much with that statement.

FartinMowler Jan 20th, 2007 02:15 PM

I have a can of Wasabi peas...I'm not into them anymore.

kahljorn Jan 20th, 2007 02:16 PM

Why don't you buy some chips and some good fresh salsa.

DehydratedPorkMan Jan 20th, 2007 02:16 PM

Spicy trail mix? Usually whatever shit they put on things to make it hot will make your hands greasy or powdery.

kahljorn Jan 20th, 2007 02:18 PM

I want indian food so bad right now, especially samosas.

FartinMowler Jan 20th, 2007 02:18 PM

Quote:


LAKEWOOD, Wash. (AP) - A nine-year-old boy with a history of stealing cars and running away sneaked onto a plane bound for Texas, getting caught after flubbing an airport connection, officials said he had greasy hands and might have been masturbating

DehydratedPorkMan Jan 20th, 2007 02:24 PM

When I worked at Goodwill this guy came in and asked if we had any toasters and I showed him some in the housewares section and like a minute later I come back and he's jerking off in the housewares section. So we chase him out of the store and he's hobbling with his pants around his ankles and tries to jump on his bike and get away. Guess who won.

FartinMowler Jan 20th, 2007 02:26 PM

your sister and now you have a retarded nefew

DehydratedPorkMan Jan 20th, 2007 02:28 PM

I'm not allowed to have kids. :( I would go to jail. Which I guess is wished upon in here. Not that it matters because my sister is infertile too.

Emu Jan 20th, 2007 02:45 PM

Fartin is that from one of your scripts

Fathom Zero Jan 20th, 2007 02:50 PM


Pub Lover Jan 20th, 2007 05:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DehydratedPorkMan
Quote:

Originally Posted by zeldasbiggestfan
Those are some hot chick(en)s!

Shut up Pip nobody likes you.

No, you shut up! I like him... Well, not like so much as prefer him to you. >:

DehydratedPorkMan Jan 20th, 2007 06:17 PM

You carried that all the way from another topic? Geez. I like him too, except for the hair.

GADZOOKS Jan 20th, 2007 06:18 PM

Shut up jerk nobody likes you.

DehydratedPorkMan Jan 20th, 2007 06:19 PM

My mother likes me. Therefore you are wrong. Mr. Wrong. Go be wrong somewhere else. And for the record, I don't like you either.

Rongi Jan 20th, 2007 06:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sadie
at all. why would you hang out with people you hate? i mean, i can see working with them or something like that, something you can't help. but i'll be damned if i'm gonna spend my real-time free-time with people i can't stand. that's just plain stupid.

they keep me from staying home and crying while i masturbate

FartinMowler Jan 20th, 2007 07:11 PM

or phoning me :/

Rongi Jan 20th, 2007 07:12 PM

oh, that'll never stop schnookums

Rongi Jan 20th, 2007 07:12 PM

ps. ring ring

kahljorn Jan 20th, 2007 08:28 PM

I'm getting indian food now hopefully the spices will chase away my flu :O

zeldasbiggestfan Jan 20th, 2007 08:37 PM

I did that once and got hershey squirts.

Grislygus Jan 20th, 2007 08:37 PM

Waitwaitwait. Back up a bit.

Quote:

Originally Posted by DehydratedPorkMan
I'm not allowed to have kids. :( I would go to jail.

Porkman's a pedo?

kahljorn Jan 20th, 2007 08:40 PM

Dude I was wondering what that meant too. And what's with the "Infertile sister" thing anyway?
it weirded me out :(

Grislygus Jan 20th, 2007 08:42 PM

I'm wondering if Noob3 was that far off in calling him inbred.

xbxDaniel Jan 20th, 2007 09:06 PM

I just got Burning Crusade, but I can't get it to work. :(

GADZOOKS Jan 20th, 2007 09:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DehydratedPorkMan
My mother likes me. Therefore you are wrong. Mr. Wrong. Go be wrong somewhere else. And for the record, I don't like you either.

Yeah but your mother is a NOBODY :rolleyes

Fathom Zero Jan 20th, 2007 09:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xbxDaniel
I just got Burning Crusade, but I can't get it to work. :(

Take the porn out of the disk drive.

xbxDaniel Jan 20th, 2007 09:24 PM

Even the Wow porn?

noob3 Jan 20th, 2007 09:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus
I'm wondering if Noob3 was that far off in calling him inbred.

hey atleast he dosnt have to pull out

i guess dehydratedsonofporkman is never going to be posting here D:

DehydratedPorkMan Jan 20th, 2007 10:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus
Waitwaitwait. Back up a bit.

Quote:

Originally Posted by DehydratedPorkMan
I'm not allowed to have kids. :( I would go to jail.

Porkman's a pedo?

No I'm just 20 and dating jailbait. And Gadzooks needs his vagina cleansed. He got centipedes in it and it's making him crave chocolate.

GADZOOKS Jan 21st, 2007 12:51 AM

:rolleyes

Did you meet Roseanne, yet?

DehydratedPorkMan Jan 21st, 2007 01:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GADZOOKS
:rolleyes

Did you meet Roseanne, yet?

Cushion for the pushin'?

MarioRPG Jan 21st, 2007 09:21 AM

THAT HAS SEXUAL INNUENDO AND IS INNAPROPRIATE. CONSIDER THIS YOUR WARNING.

Fathom Zero Jan 21st, 2007 09:24 AM

We'll have none of that lewd suggestiveness here, bud.

DehydratedPorkMan Jan 21st, 2007 09:25 AM

Your little guy to the left is flashing me and I find you inappropriate.

GADZOOKS Jan 21st, 2007 01:55 PM



OBSCENITIES WILL NOT BE TOLERATED

MarioRPG Jan 21st, 2007 04:13 PM

Ok, who's the snitch?

kahljorn Jan 22nd, 2007 12:46 PM

UNFORGIVABLE unnNNNnnFORGIBIBLE unfurguvible UNFORGERABLE unfurgurbabable unfurgolabalaba UNIFORMEDGALVANIZER

Fathom Zero Jan 22nd, 2007 02:51 PM

http://www.last.fm/group/I-Mockery.com

Needs six more members.

I like charts. :(


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