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Dixie Jun 6th, 2009 01:03 AM

SORTING BEER IS NOT CLEANING MISTER

Sam Jun 6th, 2009 01:07 AM

it is at my house :(

Dixie Jun 6th, 2009 01:26 AM

you got me there

Aaarg Jun 6th, 2009 01:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dimnos (Post 631464)
The real question is how did he make it awkward.


she had made it awkward by talking about getting back together. she then, five minutes later, continued to go into more detail on why we should get back together.

Dixie Jun 6th, 2009 01:43 AM

i don't think getting back together is a good idea if it's that same chick from last time

Pub Lover Jun 6th, 2009 01:50 AM

I do not have the problem of exs wanting to get back together with me. I am feeling unjustly smug about this representation of my life.

Sam Jun 6th, 2009 01:57 AM

KRIS KROSS WILL MAKE YOU JUMP JUMP

Aaarg Jun 6th, 2009 01:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Carnivore Is God (Post 631592)
i don't think getting back together is a good idea if it's that same chick from last time

well i told her that i'm not moving but i could use a roommate.

so basically i think she knows that if she wants it that bad she'll have to come to me.

because she won't.

and if she does, well then i've got someone to cover a part of the rent as well as free titties!

Sam Jun 6th, 2009 02:00 AM

A PLACE FOR EVERYTHING, AND EVERYTHING IN IT'S PLACE

Misdemonar Jun 6th, 2009 02:15 AM

THIS PLACE IS LIKE IPECAC

Sam Jun 6th, 2009 02:31 AM

A PLACE FOR IPECAC, AND IPECAC IN IT'S PLACE

Dixie Jun 6th, 2009 02:31 AM

that's the enema stuff right?

Sam Jun 6th, 2009 02:35 AM

AN ENEMA FOR YOUR STOMACH

Dixie Jun 6th, 2009 02:58 AM

damnson

MattJack Jun 6th, 2009 03:33 AM

damn

Aaarg Jun 6th, 2009 08:36 AM

sorry you can't use the term IPECAC without paying royalties to mike patton.

10,000 Volt Ghost Jun 6th, 2009 08:59 AM

Aaarg ~ Just have one of her hot friends move in instead. This covers all the problems.

Aaarg Jun 6th, 2009 09:16 AM

she doesn't have friends. not for long, at least.

10,000 Volt Ghost Jun 6th, 2009 09:45 AM

Well.....get a hot roommate that's not her friend then. Simple as that.

Kitsa Jun 6th, 2009 10:11 AM

I'm not sure if I took one thyroid hormone pill and one vitamin pill, or two thyroid hormone pills. Guess I'll just sit here and wait to have a heart attack or not.

10,000 Volt Ghost Jun 6th, 2009 10:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Carnivore Is God (Post 631580)
STUFFED

back to stoning on through the night

Speaking of stoning.....

Anytime someone really bothers me but I can't say something to them about it(friends girlfriend/boyfriend/stupid person) I just tell them "I hope you win THE LOTTERY really soon."

Only my roommate and one other person have gotten the meaning behind it.

10,000 Volt Ghost Jun 6th, 2009 04:25 PM

So boring on saturday afternoons. Going to get some BBQ tonight, go drinking and then watch STONE COLD (w/ Brian Bosworth) with friends.

Kitsa Jun 6th, 2009 05:24 PM

I've just been reading about this:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Australia%27s_big_things

And here I thought this big-fibreglass-thing phenomenon was unique to Wisconsin.

Tadao Jun 6th, 2009 05:29 PM

Is the a little thing page for NZ? Pub might be interested if so.

Kitsa Jun 6th, 2009 07:40 PM

The Strawberry Festival kicked off today and for the first time in like 5 years I missed it entirely.

Just couldn't do the crowds.

Edit: here are some highlights from past years.

You can always go and scope out some hotties:


Stinger should've gotten some sort of hazard pay, it was 90 degrees F that day:


The parade starts getting pretty halfassed after the first 20 mins or so:


There's a line a freaking quarter-mile long (I'm not exaggerating, it might be longer than that) for the strawberry donuts. The donuts are $1 apiece or $8 a dozen. There are actually signs "1 hour wait from this point". For strawberry donuts. They are good, though.
It's not uncommon to see people walking away with 2 or 3 shopping bags full. People in Ohio are fat.





And then there's the bed race that kicks everything off, where teams push someone on a wheeled bedframe around the square. Honda usually does really well but they have no sense of humor about the thing. Everyone was transfixed by the woman on the right, this was a nursing school:



I know, how the hell could I miss something like this :/

Well, maybe tomorrow when it calms down.

Tadao Jun 6th, 2009 08:26 PM


Kitsa Jun 6th, 2009 08:29 PM

I have no clue what the hell you're talking about, which is nothing new.

Zhukov Jun 7th, 2009 12:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 631672)
I've just been reading about this:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Australia%27s_big_things

And here I thought this big-fibreglass-thing phenomenon was unique to Wisconsin.

I've seen the big Spud an the big Apple in Tasmania. One not on the list in Tasmania is the big Strawberry, which is only as big as a horse, but still quite impressive for a strawberry.

In Melbourne I've seen the big Purse.

My dream is to see the big Boxing Crocodile in Humpty Doo.

Kitsa Jun 7th, 2009 12:18 AM

Apparently there's some sort of Giant Fibreglass Animal factory in Wisconsin (heard-of, not seen personally). Wisconsin has no end of these things.

- There is a giant octopus on top of a car wash in Madison, with a sponge in one tentacle, a bucket in another, and so on.

- There is a giant kelly-green brontosaurus at the Sinclair gas station in Wisconsin Dells.

- There's a pizza place that has giant fibreglass moose splayed out on top of each of their delivery vehicles in Wisconsin Dells:


In Wisconsin Dells in general, there's no end to the pink elephants and stuff coming out of pools. Most date back to the Sixties. One motel had a strange "candyland" theme, with large fake lollipops and so forth.

In Waterloo, WI, next to a cheese shop, there was a giant mouse with a giant wedge of cheese. A plaque at the bottom said "HI, MY NAME IS JIMBO." Jimbo wasn't there the last time I looked :(

In Johnson Creek, there's a giant cock. And cow, and pig.


A frozen custard place I used to live near had a partial spoon with a maraschino cherry in the bowl. The spoon was cut off at the base as if it was digging into the floor. I was fascinated with the way it balanced, as a kid.

Dixie Jun 7th, 2009 12:22 AM

<3
i'm in love with that place.

Tadao Jun 7th, 2009 12:26 AM

I live pretty close to the dinosaurs in Pee Wees Big Adventure. Drove by them a few weeks ago.

Zhukov Jun 7th, 2009 12:28 AM

I've only got a photo of the giant Purse, it's made out of marble. It's got my girlfriend in it so I don't want to post it and even now I'm starting to feel bad.

I mean ex girldfriend.

Fathom Zero Jun 7th, 2009 12:10 PM

:lol

Pub Lover Jun 7th, 2009 04:05 PM

Yulia Tymoshenko says she is going for the Ukrainian presidency in 2010. Half a dream is still a dream. <3

Tadao Jun 7th, 2009 10:59 PM

Has ZQ ever posted is Sports or is she stalking me? :eek

Tadao Jun 7th, 2009 11:00 PM


Pub Lover Jun 7th, 2009 11:02 PM

:wank

Pub Lover Jun 7th, 2009 11:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 631794)
Has ZQ ever posted is Sports or is she stalking me? :eek

Get over yourself, T. :rolleyes

She also had an opinion on the Souperbowl back in Febuary. :hypno

Fathom Zero Jun 7th, 2009 11:46 PM

Roisin Murphy is soooooooooooooooooooo pretty.

Tadao Jun 7th, 2009 11:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 631797)
Get over yourself, T. :rolleyes

I'm just glad that I can never leave myself. :love

Esuohlim Jun 8th, 2009 12:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 624095)
ESUOHLIM'S NERD-CRUSH OF THE MONTH™

ALYSON HANNIGAN :(

This is probably my nerd crush of forever :(

In my opinion she makes Roisin Murphy look like dirt sorry fathom

Fathom Zero Jun 8th, 2009 01:57 AM

To each his own.



:love I like the way she moooooooves

Tadao Jun 8th, 2009 02:05 AM

Bod showed me this hot little piece of ass.


Tadao Jun 8th, 2009 02:06 AM

THANK YOU BOD :love

Tadao Jun 8th, 2009 02:48 PM

OH MAN :lol



http://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/2009/...-good-job.html

Kitsa Jun 8th, 2009 02:50 PM

is that an actual Fudgie the Whale or a copy of one?

Tadao Jun 8th, 2009 03:00 PM

Only the owner would know.

One customer said that our cake made their 5 year old daughter cry because her name was spelled wrong. Well we make customers write exactly what they want on the cake, and then we call them if we think a correction is called for. These people spelled their own daughters name wrong. I think the Aunt filled out the form or some shit.

Dimnos Jun 8th, 2009 03:03 PM

We? Did you get a job T?

RaNkeri Jun 8th, 2009 03:03 PM

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DONALD DUCK! :eek

Tadao Jun 8th, 2009 03:05 PM

I was a Bakery Manager for like 2 years and a baker for 3 before that. This is all in the past though.

RaNkeri Jun 8th, 2009 03:14 PM

Donald Duck was once a bakery manager too, although he did it only for few days. That was a classic Barks comic

Tadao Jun 8th, 2009 03:16 PM

Daffy Duck would kick his ass.

RaNkeri Jun 8th, 2009 03:17 PM

No way man

RaNkeri Jun 8th, 2009 03:21 PM



Stupid n*****

Tadao Jun 8th, 2009 03:23 PM

Yeah right, Daffy hits people. Donald throws tantrums and dresses like a fag.

Tadao Jun 8th, 2009 03:24 PM

Haha I see you googled it too!

Tadao Jun 8th, 2009 03:28 PM

http://www.grudge-match.com/History/daf_don.shtml

Kitsa Jun 8th, 2009 03:31 PM

Speaking of making kids cry...



http://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/2009/...bia-cakes.html

Tadao Jun 8th, 2009 03:34 PM



Holy fuck that's evil.

Tadao Jun 8th, 2009 03:37 PM

We had these clown heads.



There was a no clown rule while I was in power, but the girls did it sometimes when I was being a dick.

Tadao Jun 8th, 2009 03:41 PM

THE POKEY LITTLE PUPPY!


RaNkeri Jun 8th, 2009 03:48 PM


Pub Lover Jun 8th, 2009 03:50 PM

I like cakes to look like cakes. I am so boring. :(

RaNkeri Jun 8th, 2009 03:52 PM


Tadao Jun 8th, 2009 04:03 PM

I don't like cakes. Pie is way better. Poor RaNkeri is going into a sugar coma right now.

Dimnos Jun 8th, 2009 04:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 631915)


:lol

Pub Lover Jun 8th, 2009 04:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 631923)
I don't like cakes. Pie is way better.

Agreed, Meat Pie is much better than Meat Cake.

Kitsa Jun 8th, 2009 04:07 PM

I like the shit-cake page: http://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/search/label/Oh%20Poop

What was your stance on cupcake-cakes, Tadao?

RaNkeri Jun 8th, 2009 04:10 PM

I agree, pies are better than cakes


Man, I'm totally going to bake an apple pi during summer

Tadao Jun 8th, 2009 04:11 PM

I'm not a fan of cupcakes either. Toooooo much sugar in the frosting.

Pub Lover Jun 8th, 2009 04:11 PM

Meatapples? :eek

Tadao Jun 8th, 2009 04:13 PM

Pub, I thought you would love to nosh on a beefcake.

Kitsa Jun 8th, 2009 04:14 PM

This one'll get the stomach churning...

http://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/2008/...appetites.html

Tadao Jun 8th, 2009 04:16 PM

:puke

Pub Lover Jun 8th, 2009 04:19 PM

You don't like head, T?

Pub Lover Jun 8th, 2009 04:20 PM

:pagebrak

Kitsa Jun 8th, 2009 04:22 PM

That page is making me want icing.

Pub Lover Jun 8th, 2009 04:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 631940)
That page is making me want icing.

And if our (NSFW) desires merged:

Aaarg Jun 8th, 2009 04:33 PM

i took a drive this afternoon.

i love western north carolina.

Tadao Jun 8th, 2009 04:34 PM

IT'S ALWAYS ABOUT YOU ISN'T IT!

Aaarg Jun 8th, 2009 04:53 PM

i'm sorry, honey. how was your afternoon?

DID YOU SEE THE LAKE AT THE HIGHEST ELEVATION EAST OF THE MISSISSIPPI? I DID!

Tadao Jun 8th, 2009 04:55 PM

Were you running moonshine?

Big McLargehuge Jun 8th, 2009 06:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aaarg (Post 631948)
i'm sorry, honey. how was your afternoon?

DID YOU SEE THE LAKE AT THE HIGHEST ELEVATION EAST OF THE MISSISSIPPI? I DID!

OH that is very impressive how high is it like 3000 feet :rolleyes

Misdemonar Jun 9th, 2009 01:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge (Post 631966)
OH that is very impressive how high is it like 3000 feet :rolleyes

man im high

Tadao Jun 9th, 2009 02:43 AM

3000 feet high?

RaNkeri Jun 9th, 2009 06:52 AM

Man, I just woke up a few minutes ago. At 13:35.
I don't know why but it kinda makes me depressed, because I've never slept past 12:30.
It's as if this job is slowly turning me into a creature of the night by ruining my sleep rhytm :eek

Womti Jun 9th, 2009 09:48 AM

oh CARP :chatter

Tadao Jun 9th, 2009 12:35 PM

I used to work graveyard shift. You never ever are the same again.

Fathom Zero Jun 9th, 2009 02:46 PM

I agree.

Once you have to fight that giant bat thing underneath the textile factory, you're never the same.

Sam Jun 9th, 2009 02:58 PM

IT WAS SUPER EVOLVED RATS, NOT A BAT. >:

Tadao Jun 9th, 2009 03:06 PM

RATS WITH WINGS

Sam Jun 9th, 2009 03:09 PM

RATS WITH VERY RUDIMENTARY FLIGHT

Esuohlim Jun 9th, 2009 03:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aaarg (Post 631943)
i took a drive this afternoon.

i love western north carolina.

This is how I would have responded to a penis cake post too

Tadao Jun 9th, 2009 04:48 PM

I'll be going to New Jersey in a few months. Does anyone have any advice on how not to act. Keep in mind I live near Hollywood.

Dimnos Jun 9th, 2009 04:50 PM

Why the hell would you want to go to NJ? That place smells. :x

elx Jun 9th, 2009 04:53 PM


Dimnos Jun 9th, 2009 04:59 PM

You dont have to go to NJ for polygamists. Hell if you want to be a polygamist come to Texas. We will take your kids from you so you dont have to take care of them yourself. That will free up your wives time to cook and clean for you.

Tadao Jun 9th, 2009 05:08 PM

Well, I'm gonna see the Beastie Boys and My Bloody Valentine. I am also looking forward to having hot sex with a crazy Jersey bitch with HUGE tits. There is a good chance that I will be a victim of online foolery and be deaded. I am more concerned with upsetting Jersey fags over thick or thin crust.

Dimnos Jun 9th, 2009 05:12 PM

Everyone I have ever personally known from Jersey liked the thin crust. Hope that helps.

Dimnos Jun 9th, 2009 05:14 PM

Of course they all also liked running marathons in the buff... :\


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