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Pub Lover Jun 13th, 2009 01:24 AM

:pagebrak

MattJack Jun 13th, 2009 02:57 AM

TY

Chojin Jun 13th, 2009 10:34 AM

man, remember pagers?

MetalMilitia Jun 13th, 2009 11:35 AM


Guitar Woman Jun 13th, 2009 11:42 AM

Did Clement leave already?

I was going to suggest he read Ayn Rand and watch hilarity ensue.

Sam Jun 13th, 2009 03:27 PM

Hey ladies, please gather 'round my balls.
One at a time, get in line, this is a cattle call.
I will inspect via sex if you’ve got what it takes.
Time to disrobe all your clothes and give my tube a taste.
I hit the bush and the tush, she’s screaming 9-11.
I make her gush in the puss, she’s leaking like a levee.
I got her legs in the air like they’re TV antennae.
I'll fill her box with my cock and make her cable ready.

Dixie Jun 13th, 2009 03:32 PM

Sam, I told you to dance.
It works alot better.

but i still loves you

Sam Jun 13th, 2009 03:36 PM

LADIES LOVE SAM

Dixie Jun 13th, 2009 03:40 PM

i'm not sure i'm a "lady"

Sam Jun 13th, 2009 03:41 PM

YOU COUNT

Dixie Jun 13th, 2009 03:44 PM

I NOTICED

i'm a little retarded, just in case no one figured that out yet.

RaNkeri Jun 13th, 2009 04:17 PM

OKAY, SAM, THE GLOVES ARE OFF :rolleyes

RaNkeri Jun 13th, 2009 04:17 PM


Sam Jun 13th, 2009 04:19 PM

I KNOW YOU PISS IN THE GLOVES TO KEEP YOUR HANDS WARM AND INSULATED

MattJack Jun 13th, 2009 04:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RaNkeri (Post 633275)

CHEESE LOUEEZ

RaNkeri Jun 13th, 2009 04:23 PM

BETTER TO PISS IN YOUR OWN GLOVES THAN TO DIE FROM FREEZING LIKE A PUSSYMERICAN :rolleyes

The Leader Jun 13th, 2009 04:24 PM

BETTER TO DIE A PUSSYMERICAN THAN A FINN


That's not true. :<

Sam Jun 13th, 2009 04:25 PM

NO IT IS TRUE

The Leader Jun 13th, 2009 04:27 PM

Ok. :)

RaNkeri Jun 13th, 2009 04:28 PM

WHATEVER, ONE FINN EQUALS 10 PUSSYMERICANS

The Leader Jun 13th, 2009 04:29 PM

Yes, we do have a larger population than you. That's why we're better and can urinate directly into people's homes.

RaNkeri Jun 13th, 2009 04:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Leader (Post 633286)
Yes, we do have a larger population than you. That's why we're better and can urinate directly into people's homes.

AND TAKE A RISK OF WAKING UP THE INHABITANT SO S/HE COULD CUT OFF YOUR SCHLONG? :rolleyes

Sam Jun 13th, 2009 04:32 PM

THE REASON THERE ARE SO MANY MORE AMERICANS THEN FINS IS BECAUSE THE FINS ARE DYING DUE TO PISS HANDLING RELATED DISEASES

The Leader Jun 13th, 2009 04:33 PM

Yes, because we're not pussy Finns who hide their balls between their legs.

RaNkeri Jun 13th, 2009 04:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Leader (Post 633291)
Yes, because we're not pussy Finns who hide their balls between their legs.

BETTER BE A PUSSY TO LIVE AND SEE 'NOTHER BATTLE THAN TO DIE LIKE A HERO :rolleyes

Sam Jun 13th, 2009 04:35 PM

WHEN I PISS IN A MAIL SLOT I MAKE SURE TO SHOVE MY BALLS IN TOO SO THAT MY PUBES GET ON THEIR FLOOR AND BECAUSE I AM NOT A PUSSY WHO FEARS HOUSEHOLD ANIMALS

The Leader Jun 13th, 2009 04:36 PM

Not if you're a Finn and no one loves you so you will continue to live cold and alone in an artic wasteland full of frozen piss and smelly gloves.

RaNkeri Jun 13th, 2009 04:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam (Post 633295)
WHEN I PISS IN A MAIL SLOT I MAKE SURE TO SHOVE MY BALLS IN TOO SO THAT MY PUBES GET ON THEIR FLOOR AND BECAUSE I AM NOT A PUSSY WHO FEARS HOUSEHOLD ANIMALS

YES SAM, I KNOW JUST HOW MUCH YOU LIKE HOUSEHOLD ANIMALS :rolleyes

Sam Jun 13th, 2009 04:41 PM

YES FINLAND, WE KNOW HOW MUCH YOU KNOW THAT BECAUSE IT SEEMS TO BE THE ONLY RETORT YOU CAN MANAGE TO COME UP WITH, MAYBE IF YOU GO PISS IN A PLATE SOMETHING MORE CLEVER WILL COME TO YOU :rolleyes

RaNkeri Jun 13th, 2009 04:42 PM

I COULD MAIL SOME OF MY PISS TO YOU, SAM.
HOW 'BOUT IT? :rolleyes

Sam Jun 13th, 2009 04:43 PM

IT WOULD PROBABLY MELT BEFORE IT GOT HERE AND I WOULD JUST END UP WITH A SOGGY ENVELOPE :rolleyes

PLUS I'D HATE FOR YOU TO TROUBLE YOURSELF, I KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO GET YOUR DOG SLED TEAM UP AND JOURNEY ACROSS THE ARCTIC WASTELAND FOR A FORTNIGHT JUST TO SEND YOUR FOUL FINN PISS

RaNkeri Jun 13th, 2009 04:44 PM

THERE'D BE ATLEAST SOME QUALITY PISS ON AMERICAN SOIL :rolleyes

Sam Jun 13th, 2009 04:46 PM

JUST THE SAME, I BETTER TAPE UP MY MAILSLOT AND THROW DOWN AN ABSORBENT TOWEL :rolleyes

Zomboid Jun 13th, 2009 04:47 PM

Rankeri probably just pees on oven plates because the difficulty in finding his penis in all those folds of fat makes squatting necessary.

RaNkeri Jun 13th, 2009 04:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam (Post 633304)
PLUS I'D HATE FOR YOU TO TROUBLE YOURSELF, I KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO GET YOUR DOG SLED TEAM UP AND JOURNEY ACROSS THE ARCTIC WASTELAND FOR A FORTNIGHT JUST TO SEND YOUR FOUL FINN PISS

IT TAKES A DARING DOG SLEDDER TO ROAM THE FROZEN WASTELANDS OF FINLAND - SURELY NOT A JOB FOR PUSSYMERICAN :rolleyes

Sam Jun 13th, 2009 04:50 PM

WHERE ARE YOU GOING TO FIND A DARING DOG SLEDDER? WILL YOU PAY HIM IN FROZEN PISS? :rolleyes

The Leader Jun 13th, 2009 04:50 PM

Let alone a Finn.

Sam Jun 13th, 2009 04:51 PM

AN ESKIMO IS THE MAN FOR A JOB

The Leader Jun 13th, 2009 04:53 PM

Eskimos are the illegal Mexicans of Finland.

RaNkeri Jun 13th, 2009 04:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam (Post 633315)
AN ESKIMO IS THE MAN FOR A JOB

Quote:

Originally Posted by RaNkeri
SURELY NOT A JOB FOR PUSSYMERICAN

>:

Sam Jun 13th, 2009 04:58 PM

I'M PART ESKIMO HAHAHAHA SO I AM THE MAN FOR THE JOB KISS MY ASS FINLANDDDDDDDD

RaNkeri Jun 13th, 2009 05:00 PM

You won this battle Sam




But the war goes on >:

Dixie Jun 13th, 2009 05:12 PM

pffffft give it up, finland is sooooo gone as soon as space cash gets involved.

Sam Jun 13th, 2009 05:15 PM


Tadao Jun 13th, 2009 05:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Carnivore Is God (Post 633331)
pffffft give it up, finland is sooooo gone as soon as space cash gets involved.

:lol

Tadao Jun 13th, 2009 05:54 PM


Sam Jun 13th, 2009 05:55 PM

YEAH, FUCK YOU

Tadao Jun 13th, 2009 06:00 PM

I'll let you know how hot Karen O looks.

Sam Jun 13th, 2009 06:01 PM

YEAH, FUCK YOU

RaNkeri Jun 13th, 2009 06:32 PM

SHIGITY SHIGITY SHWAA

Pub Lover Jun 13th, 2009 06:39 PM

:pagebrak

Tadao Jun 13th, 2009 07:14 PM

I find 10k's life interesting.

Pub Lover Jun 13th, 2009 07:16 PM

He has more of a life than most of us combined.

Of course, I'm pulling the average way out of proportion.

Dimnos Jun 13th, 2009 07:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RaNkeri (Post 633294)
BETTER BE A PUSSY TO LIVE AND SEE 'NOTHER BATTLE THAN TO DIE LIKE A HERO :rolleyes

That's not how you get to Valhalla. Your being a Finn wrong. >:

Tadao Jun 13th, 2009 07:43 PM

Up on the hilltop where the vultures perch,
That's where I'm gonna build my church,
Ain't gonna be no priest, ain't gonna be no boss;
Just Charles Nelson Reilly nailed to a cross.

I don't piss, I don't shit, I'm gettin' no relief,
People shake their heads in disbelief.
GO!

Just me on a hilltop with 15 girls,
In a Nelson Reilly orgy that'll make your hair curl.
I don't piss, I don't shit, I'm gettin' no relief,
People shake their heads in disbelief.

Yeah, Charles Nelson Reilly, he's our man,
He can't heal the sick with the touch of his hand,
He can't walk on water, can't make wine flow;
Just another greedy actor on the late late show!

I don't piss, I don't shit, I'm gettin' no relief,
People shake their heads in disbelief.
GO!

Just me on a hilltop with 15 girls,
In a Nelson Reilly orgy that'll make your hair curl.
I don't piss, I don't shit, I'm gettin' no relief,
People shake their heads in disbelief

Pub Lover Jun 13th, 2009 08:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam (Post 633365)
YOU MEAN "GIVE IT TO SAM" >:

Are you sure you want to ask T to Give It To You?

Sam Jun 13th, 2009 08:15 PM

YES PUB, I AM SURE I WANT TO ASK TADAO TO GIVE ME HIS TICKET STUB IF HE GETS IT SIGNED BY KAREN O. WHAT I DO NOT WANT TO DO IS ASK HIM TO "GIVE IT TO ME" IN A SEXUAL MANNER YOU SICK LITTLE TEXAN.

Pub Lover Jun 13th, 2009 08:22 PM

I'm surprised. I'd heard that you were a huge faggot. >:

Tadao Jun 13th, 2009 08:45 PM

I'm totally gonna make him pay. ;)

Guitar Woman Jun 13th, 2009 10:31 PM

Fun House is pretty bad

Stooges is great and Raw Power is ok, so I guess that balances out to an ok band?

We Will Fall probably could be about 1/10th the length it is.

Guitar Woman Jun 13th, 2009 10:47 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjmmjXGwarU

MattJack Jun 14th, 2009 12:33 AM

aw fu*k i cant believe youve done this

Shyandquietguy Jun 14th, 2009 12:46 AM

I just saw a whole bunch of nude bicyclists ride past my work. I, for the first time, saw what looked like to be the loose skin of a fat man who regularly excersizes. Seriously, it was like a privacy curtain for his d*ck.

Misdemonar Jun 14th, 2009 01:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 633368)
I'm surprised. I'd heard that you were a huge faggot. >:

IM A HUGE FAGGOT ARE YOU HAPPY NOW

Pub Lover Jun 14th, 2009 01:37 AM

I'm certainly pleased, but I won't be happy until we're all huge faggots.

MattJack Jun 14th, 2009 01:42 AM

now yer just being selfish

Tadao Jun 14th, 2009 01:49 AM

A greedy faggot

kahljorn Jun 14th, 2009 03:27 AM

faggot nazi

10,000 Volt Ghost Jun 14th, 2009 11:43 PM

:pagebrak

10,000 Volt Ghost Jun 14th, 2009 11:44 PM

I just bought a trombone. It'll be here in a few days. I kinda wanted a sax because I wanted to start the SAX PISTOLS but oh well.

Tadao Jun 15th, 2009 12:27 AM

SKA

Sam Jun 15th, 2009 12:36 AM

YAY

Tadao Jun 15th, 2009 12:38 AM

: pickleskanking

Shrubfest Jun 15th, 2009 05:20 AM

I've got a sax. You really need to live in the middle of nowhere to learn it, just so you don't get hatemail from your neighbours.

10,000 Volt Ghost Jun 15th, 2009 10:09 AM

I live in the middle of the city so there will be much hatemail. At least its a way to get to know them.

Esuohlim Jun 15th, 2009 12:09 PM

I hope you become a great tromboner :lol

jokes about dicks :hypno :hypno

10,000 Volt Ghost Jun 15th, 2009 02:04 PM

I might be a little rusty at first......

PocketMonster Jun 15th, 2009 07:40 PM

:sadclownface

MattJack Jun 15th, 2009 08:38 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 633570)
jokes about dicks :hypno :hypno


10,000 Volt Ghost Jun 15th, 2009 10:37 PM

I'm at a bar waiting for karaoke drinking a pitcher of beer and need a song to sing. Any suggestions besides ace of spades.

Tadao Jun 15th, 2009 10:40 PM

Holy Diver

MetalMilitia Jun 16th, 2009 06:13 AM

BREAKING NEWS Miley Cyrus in internet blowjob scandal:



What a jerk.

10,000 Volt Ghost Jun 16th, 2009 10:17 AM

We ended up doing some extended version of Rappers Delight. It went on for a while.

Pub Lover Jun 16th, 2009 12:37 PM

Does your cover stand up against this one?

RaNkeri Jun 16th, 2009 01:01 PM

Sad, but there's a finnish version of that too :(

MattJack Jun 16th, 2009 01:08 PM

Miley Cyrus sounds like she smokes a pack a day.

Big McLargehuge Jun 16th, 2009 01:26 PM

A PACK OF COCKS

MetalMilitia Jun 16th, 2009 01:27 PM

:lol

MattJack Jun 16th, 2009 01:35 PM

I was hoping someone would make that joke :lol

Dimnos Jun 16th, 2009 01:58 PM

Pub... If I didnt love you I would shoot you for that. >:

Tadao Jun 16th, 2009 01:59 PM

HAPPY BIRTHDAY GROWBABY

Pub Lover Jun 16th, 2009 02:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dimnos (Post 633764)
Pub... If I didnt love you I would shoot you for that. >:

Tell me about it, I used to like Rappers Delight.

Tadao Jun 16th, 2009 03:27 PM


Tadao Jun 16th, 2009 10:03 PM

My Nomeansno and Minutemen dvds just arrived! Getting ready to play some COD W@W whilst listening to the minstrels of punk.

Pub Lover Jun 16th, 2009 10:07 PM

I concur! Greenday rawks!

Pub Lover Jun 16th, 2009 10:17 PM

I really like that one song by them; Rejoice in the Black Parade. It totally made me hate my dad.

Tadao Jun 16th, 2009 10:18 PM

DO YOU KNOW YOUR ENEMY

Tadao Jun 16th, 2009 10:19 PM


Pub Lover Jun 16th, 2009 10:22 PM

I know their lead singer, Thom York, is a dream boat. <3

Tadao Jun 16th, 2009 10:25 PM

I wish fIREHOSE had a dvd :tear

<3 edfromohio


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