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Colonel Flagg May 13th, 2010 04:56 PM

:pagebrak
Quote:

Originally Posted by Dimnos (Post 685498)
I was thinking it would be more like..


JJ ~ "You see. Its kind of like Seinfeld. It really isnt about anything! :) "

Execs ~ "Thats stupid. Your stupid. >: "

JJ ~ "Fine! Ill just go make a show for FOX. They will air ANYTHING! >: "

That works too. ;)

Tadao May 13th, 2010 06:43 PM

Hi fagholes!

What is the first album you received or bought?



Bonus points : My cousin bought it for me while I was in Waikiki.

Pentegarn May 13th, 2010 07:12 PM

Wow....

I am not sure I can remember my first received album, I think it was this



EDIT: On a related note Tadao, the first CD I bought was Fly by Night by Rush

Kitsa May 13th, 2010 07:12 PM

sad but true:




I had a fun time today...had to get my front teeth shortened because they'd broken so many times that there was no more real tooth to stick the fillings to. :(

Tadao May 13th, 2010 07:26 PM

I had Fly By Night on wax when it came out. I traded it to my friend for his Blizzard of Oz album and my older brother almost hit me for it. I don't regret it though. Ozzy was hot in my time. We used to write his name on our knuckles to show support or the lunatic. Ten Metallica promised us treasures of electric evil and we all know what happened after that.

: KITSA

You should look on the the bright sid eof life, OR ELSE I WILL KILL YOU AND ALL THE ONES YOU LOVE!

Kitsa May 13th, 2010 07:30 PM

Well, it wasn't really moping. I was minorly bummed by it but mostly I was amazed that tooth-shortening was an option. And damned if they didn't grind the bottom bit of my front teeth right off. It doesn't look horrible, I guess. And the lido kept wearing off, so they had to shoot me so full of it that my top lip was all puffed out like a bird beak.

And it was free because they felt bad that my teeth break so much. So there's that.

10,000 Volt Ghost May 13th, 2010 07:32 PM

First tape I received:


First tape I bought


First cd I bought:


Grislygus May 13th, 2010 07:34 PM

You made a good fucking decision with that trade, Tad



Well, it was a cassette, but still

The Leader May 13th, 2010 08:05 PM



Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 685516)
I had a fun time today...had to get my front teeth shortened because they'd broken so many times that there was no more real tooth to stick the fillings to. :(

My grandfather had all of hist teeth pulled when he was in the Navy and got dentures.

Have I written that to you before? Regardless, that's what you should do.

Zhukov May 14th, 2010 12:22 AM

Given to me



First bought


RaNkeri May 14th, 2010 01:30 AM

Do C-casettes count?

The first one given to me, and partly paid by me, was the Scatman's world c-casette.

The first ine I bought was Scooter's singles collection cd

Sam May 14th, 2010 01:31 AM

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT

Sam May 14th, 2010 01:32 AM

NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR WAX CYLINDERS THAT FINLAND ONLY RECENTLY ADAPTED, BECAUSE IT OFFERS MUSIC AT A HIGHER QUALITY THEN WHATEVER PIECE OF SHIT YOU WERE USING BEFORE THAT

Sam May 14th, 2010 01:32 AM

FUCKING FINLAND

RaNkeri May 14th, 2010 01:33 AM

Good morning Sam :)

captain516 May 14th, 2010 02:02 AM

Miami Vice on tape, fuck yeah
Also I can't remember the first album I got,

Colonel Flagg May 14th, 2010 04:01 AM



I think I received this when I was about 6 or 7 years old. It was a great album :(

Colonel Flagg May 14th, 2010 05:10 AM

Since the picture is so damned small, the album title is "Hans Christian Andersen and Tubby the Tuba" narrated by Danny Kaye.

Shrubfest May 14th, 2010 05:28 AM

That is actually amazing.

I think the first tape recived was bjorks 'its oh so quiet'

Kitsa May 14th, 2010 09:29 AM

no one but Col. Flagg and myself admits to having records as a child?

I also had a bunch of those books with records that dinged when you were supposed to turn the page, but I always got impatient and thought fuck this and just read the book.

We also had "Goofy Gold" and that one should be standard issue in every household.

Fathom Zero May 14th, 2010 09:59 AM

Who can't love Danny Kaye?

Grislygus May 14th, 2010 10:30 AM

HE NEVER GOT 'NUFF JOBS, DAMNIT

10,000 Volt Ghost May 14th, 2010 10:36 AM

The first 3 records that were given to me were a HE-MAN adventure, on a small record( a 33?) and Jayce against the plant people(there was an 80s animated show about it too)

and Black Sabbaths Paranoid from my uncle.

Pentegarn May 14th, 2010 11:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 685573)
no one but Col. Flagg and myself admits to having records as a child?

I also had a bunch of those books with records that dinged when you were supposed to turn the page, but I always got impatient and thought fuck this and just read the book.

I do, but they were (like you mentioned) stories read on records, like The Hobbit, or The Tortoise and the Hare, or Long Name No Can Say. Stories as opposed to music, so I omitted them from my response

Dimnos May 14th, 2010 01:13 PM

My office is flooded. :( I might have to abandon ship. :)

Grislygus May 14th, 2010 03:20 PM

Another Trojan blocked from I-Mockery's front page. Wheeeeee.

Pub Lover May 14th, 2010 07:21 PM

On the topic of records/cassettes/CDs that I have considered to be owned by me:

There are none. :eek

Pub Lover May 14th, 2010 07:22 PM

I still have the option of what my first purchase will be. :eek

Pub Lover May 14th, 2010 07:23 PM

Someone form a band called The Dicks and release an album mentioning dicks! :eek

Pub Lover May 14th, 2010 07:24 PM

I can wait. ;)

Dimnos May 14th, 2010 10:15 PM

If we form the band can we call the cd Cheese?

Sam May 14th, 2010 10:23 PM

RICHARD CHEESE WILL SUE YOU

executioneer May 15th, 2010 12:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 685615)
Another Trojan blocked from I-Mockery's front page. Wheeeeee.

damn it get firefox or something :( or at least totally disable scripts

Grislygus May 15th, 2010 01:49 AM

I GOT firefox

executioneer May 15th, 2010 02:39 AM

do you have adblock and noscript :(

Babs May 15th, 2010 05:58 AM

grow a dick BRO

Zhukov May 15th, 2010 07:00 AM

Babs I think that you would be a better person if you just didn't post half the posts that you post.


Every second one that you go to type out, just stop and leave it. Now, one could argue that you should just stop 100%, but we both know that isn't going to happen, so why not give this a little try, ok?

10,000 Volt Ghost May 15th, 2010 10:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dimnos (Post 685608)
My office is flooded. :( I might have to abandon ship. :)

Makes me think of the Monty Python short with the wall street pirates.

Kitsa May 15th, 2010 11:40 AM

I was kind of reminded of the Kids in the Hall sketch with the office trappers.

Alouette, gentille Alouette...

Tadao May 15th, 2010 12:52 PM

Hahaha I forgot about that skit.

RaNkeri May 15th, 2010 03:42 PM

-- .. .- -- .. / ...- .. -.-. . / ..-. ..- -.-. -.- / -.-- . .- ....

Sam May 15th, 2010 05:18 PM

FUCK NO

RaNkeri May 15th, 2010 05:21 PM

HELLO SAM :)

10,000 Volt Ghost May 15th, 2010 06:04 PM

Where do you even find a Miami Vice translator for braille?

Sam May 15th, 2010 06:06 PM

THAT'S NOT BRAILLE IT'S MORSE CODE MOTHERFUCK

Pub Lover May 15th, 2010 07:07 PM

Code:

..  . .  ..  .      .  . .. .          .. .  .. .        .. .  .  .   
      .        .        .  .      . .        .                  .  .    .. ..
 . .        .        . ..                .    ..    .      . ..          .


10,000 Volt Ghost May 15th, 2010 08:46 PM

THANK YOU FOR HAVING MY BACK PUB.

MarioRPG May 15th, 2010 09:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam (Post 685658)
RICHARD CHEESE WILL SUE YOU

:rock

Kitsa May 15th, 2010 11:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 685727)
THANK YOU FOR HAVING MY BACK PUB.


I don't know why, but I read that as "THANK YOU FOR HAVING MY SACK PUB" and that put a completely different spin on it.

captain516 May 16th, 2010 02:47 AM

Weeklies? Everything is from the beginning of march. I thought we were supposed to be writing reviews, what the hell happened to that?

Babs May 16th, 2010 04:46 AM

Then write something

Grislygus May 16th, 2010 09:41 AM

They've got submitted weeklies already, they're just spending all their time working on this newfangled double dragon game. CHILL OWT BRA

Kitsa May 16th, 2010 10:04 AM

Think I might to to Foy's (that kickass year round halloween/general store place) today.

Kitsa May 16th, 2010 08:05 PM

Nope, they were closed, I went to the National Air Force Museum instead.

They have the plane that dropped the atomic bomb on Nagasaki there. They also have a bunch of other interesting historical stuff and I took pictures, but many are blurry so we'll see how that goes.

Also, I had no idea how completely fucking huge ballistic missiles are.

Tadao May 16th, 2010 08:14 PM

Enola Gay's lesser known brother.

Tadao May 16th, 2010 08:31 PM

Got my disability parking placard in today.

Fathom Zero May 16th, 2010 08:39 PM

Nice.

Tadao May 16th, 2010 08:59 PM

One of the rules is that I don't have to put money in parking meters.


:jawsome

Pub Lover May 16th, 2010 09:16 PM

When did I start thinking that 67 is too young to die. :eek

Tadao May 16th, 2010 09:17 PM

at 22

Tadao May 16th, 2010 09:19 PM

TO PUB :

elx May 16th, 2010 11:23 PM

i wanna watch someone get struck by lightning :(

Colonel Flagg May 16th, 2010 11:43 PM

Shocking. :shocked

Tadao May 16th, 2010 11:45 PM


Sam May 16th, 2010 11:50 PM

what the fuck is this HORSESHIT? THE PART THAT IS THE WHOLE POINT OF THE VIDEO IS CENSORED and ELX WILL LEARN NOTHING FROM IT.

Tadao May 16th, 2010 11:59 PM

She's too young for that

Sam May 17th, 2010 12:19 AM

SHE'LL NEVER GROW UP IF YOU KEEP CODDLING HER LIKE THAT

Zhukov May 17th, 2010 12:50 AM

Forever young. I want elx to be forever young.



Also, Kitsa, please take pictures of ICBMs.

Fathom Zero May 17th, 2010 01:50 AM

I feel like shit and feeling like a massive faggot for being so only exacerbates it, goddamn it. >:

I need to find something to get pissed at.

elx May 17th, 2010 01:53 AM

wanna tell us about it??

Fathom Zero May 17th, 2010 01:54 AM

Nothing, I'm just depressed and feel useless, and I know that none of that it's real but I'm pissed at myself for letting it affect me.

GODDAMN IT.

elx May 17th, 2010 02:01 AM


does this giant picture of a tiny bird help? :)

Sam May 17th, 2010 02:02 AM

YOU ARE SUCH A SWEET AND THOUGHTFUL CHILD, ELX

elx May 17th, 2010 02:08 AM

well yes of course! he needed something to get pissed at; that little guy works perfectly.

Sam May 17th, 2010 02:15 AM

I'M SO GLAD I RAISED YOU CORRECTLY.

Zhukov May 17th, 2010 02:18 AM

I was fixing the mower and I was bitten by a spider. Bye guys!

Sam May 17th, 2010 02:20 AM

GOOD THING I DIDN'T GIVE YOU MY DAUGHTER'S HAND IF YOU ARE GOING TO DIE LIKE A PUSSY FROM A PUSSY SPIDERBITE WHILE YOU FIX YOUR PUSSY LAWN PUSSY MOWER.

PUSSY.

Zhukov May 17th, 2010 02:25 AM

I'm not going to die Sam, I'm just going to have to lose a hand. :rolleyes

Which is why I need your daughter's.

kahljorn May 17th, 2010 03:32 AM

YOUR HAND IS A PUSSY

Zhukov May 17th, 2010 04:09 AM

I WISH.

The Leader May 17th, 2010 10:54 AM

That'd certainly make things a whole lot easier for you.

Pub Lover May 17th, 2010 10:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam (Post 685862)
I'M SO GLAD I RAISED YOU CORRECTLY.

You raised her? She raises me. :eek

Pub Lover May 17th, 2010 10:58 AM

:boners

Pub Lover May 17th, 2010 11:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam (Post 685863)
LIQUIDSTATIK HAS ALREADY LAID CLAIM.

AND I ALREADY CASHED THE DOWRY CHECK.

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 685888)
SAM, DID YOU NAME YOUR DAUGHTER CLAIM?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zhukov (Post 685890)
:lol

..

Pub Lover May 17th, 2010 11:31 AM

So wait... :eek

Pub Lover May 17th, 2010 11:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by San (Post 685825)

>:>:>:>:>:>:>:

That is a picture of ELX? :eek

Pub Lover May 17th, 2010 11:36 AM

Damn. :chatter

Pub Lover May 17th, 2010 11:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 685902)
You raised her? She raises me. You've done very well. :eek

..

Pub Lover May 17th, 2010 11:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 685903)
:boners :respect

..

Tadao May 17th, 2010 11:42 AM

Her tits are illegal in Australia.

Zhukov May 17th, 2010 12:06 PM

I thought elx was blonde.

The Leader May 17th, 2010 12:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 654534)

<3

Extra creepy.

elx May 17th, 2010 12:56 PM

i am >:

Tadao May 17th, 2010 01:03 PM

You can make tons of money in Canoga Park

10,000 Volt Ghost May 17th, 2010 01:03 PM

I forgot about Pub's gif and a whole gang of Hitchcocks scared the heck out of me just now.

Also ELX is blonde. For the Vinyl.

10,000 Volt Ghost May 17th, 2010 01:06 PM

Also, ELX:

Can you draw a picture of Solomon Grundy and Robocop high fiving each other. Maybe with a juggalo unconcious on the ground?

elx May 17th, 2010 01:48 PM

certainly can!


this is awesome. the most absolute random team of brains thrown together; i expect the top secret missions will be incredibly intricate and hilarious. i'd like them to fail plan a, b, c, d, e, and so on until they just start blowing stuff up.

Tadao May 17th, 2010 01:58 PM

I find this part funny.

Quote:

Government Dispatches Crack Scientist Team To Houston to Solve Oil Leak

H-bomb inventor, Mars mining expert among those to study possible solutions


First of all.

Richard Garwin, a consultant who helped design the first hydrogen bomb in 1951.

Secondly the made it look like Steven Chu is a H-Bomb inventor.

RaNkeri May 17th, 2010 02:02 PM

Miami Vice the movie, fuck yeah?

Dimnos May 17th, 2010 02:32 PM

No. No fuck yeah for the movie. :(


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