HEATH LEDGER "DIED OF MASTURBATION" TODAY
 

This is according to Wikipedia and their crack team of to-the-minute updaters but this information is subject to change at a second's notice anyway so who knows

hahahahah

Well the brokeback jokes should end now. Least for a while.

CNN is running it too.

christian bale has gone crazy again. :eek

UPDATE: The cause of death is now cited as "Martin Luther King Jr. Day"

l to the l

Whenever anyone dies I always check wikipedia & their update is always 30 seconds before I get there. Those guys must have it on speeddial.

Aw shucks, he had a couple good movies.

Least his last role is a really good one

Dammit, could someone record themselves saying how much they'll miss this guy & email it to me?

No swears, this is The News, People. :(

Goodnight, sweet prince.

Er, I mean Clown Prince.

You people make me sick! It's simply way to soon to be making fun of sweet dear Heath Ledger. Fuck you guys I hate all of you!!!!

Nevermind, I found some audio. Thank you anyway. :)

Save a horse, ride a cowboy...

That's such a shame :(

Maybe he finally watched A Knight's Tale.

Another editted revision said that he "died of AIDs after fucking a cowboy."

choked on pudding....

I got that joke, Cosmo.


And while I think it's tragic when someone that young dies, I gotta say, I hope when I go it's in some sort of hilarious manner.

You guys are assholes. I was still holding out for 11 Things I Hate About You.

Saw that one coming.

I knew I could count on you, Max...Iwas getting worried there for a minute.

He died because he realized how terrible the Joker in the new batman is going to be.
Couldn't stand the guilt.

It's a shame the hooker he ordered didn't arrive earlier.

Murder/Suicides are always better.