New b-movies just don't do it for me like mid-90s and earlier b-movies.

Oh man, is that a T-Rex Shark?

i'm so tired of cruising the bar for some tight sliz

Miami Vice, fuck yeah

dammit rankeri


stop trying to make miami vice happen

HAWAII 5-0, FUCK YEAH

YOU FINNLISH BASTARD

HAY GUISE a few of the professors at the art school I'm applying to watched me work in a portfolio development class and pulled me aside to say that they'll vouch for me

Grisly Gus, fuck yeah BIIIIIITCHES

though I imagine that they'd be repulsed if they ever were told just how much time I waste on MS paint :(

I remember one of the professors at my art school telling me not to spend all of my scholarship money on beer.

He didn't like me very much.

My art professor made us lug a 20-lb textbook back and forth to the AIC (art institute of Chicago...also known as the Ferris Bueller art museum) three times a damn week on the commuter train. She was nice though.

You should show them my ms-paint portfolio and see if they will vouch for me too.

THEN WE CAN CRUISE FOR SOME TIGHT SLIZ

Has this already passed through here? :eek

My phone doesn't show emoticons or embedded video as existing at all, so all I can do is quote and look at the coded link to the video that I cannot watch :( I'm sad now

DESCRIBE IT TO ME

CONVEY THE FUNNY EVEN IF THE JOKE IS BUTCHERED IN THE PROCESS, I DEMAND IT

FUCK YOU FOR IGNORING ME >:

I'M SORRY SAM, I DIDNT MEAN TO IGNORE YOU BUT I CAN'T AFFORD TO CRUISE FOR ANY TIGHT SLIZ RIGHT NOW, THE HIGH SCHOOL GIRLS IN THE PORTFOLIO CLASS WONT STOP TALKING TO ME DURING THE BREAKS AND THE HIGH SCHOOL GUYS CROWD AROUND THE EDGES JEALOUSLY AND IT MAKES ME FEEL LIKE A GODDAMNED WIERDO AND MY MORALE IS DYING SLOWLY :(

SERIOUSLY, WHEN WE ALL STAND UP TO LOOK AT EVERYONE'S WORK AND I MOVE TO THE FAR SIDE OF THE ROOM AWAY FROM THE CROWD THEY FOLLOW ME





THEY FOLLOW ME, FOR GOD'S SAKE, WHAT THE HELL

YOU GET NO SYMPATHY FROM ME DOG

JUST DON'T TELL DANNY :(

I'M TELLIN

NUH UH

YEAH HUH

SELFISH ASS

YOU HAVE TO BE NICE TO ME, I'M DEPRIVED

MY PHONE WON'T LET ME CAST MY IMPORTANT DOC MOCK VOTE

I can't stop watching the Trololo video.

:pagebrak

GODDAMNIT