Primetime is crime time, or haven't you heard?

Thanks guys this is the worst thread page on the internet

You could claim that, but you'd be wrong

hahha can we move this stuff into the caption the avatar above you thread :lol

That was genius Willie! :)

Good idea :lol :x

Crimes, like Limes, will never be as popular as lemons.

what about criminys (criminies? idk)

That's comparing apples and oranges. Ha ha ha!

FUCK.

Apples are way fucking better than oranges.

Wait, liquid is back? Gaaay

it depends on what apple and what orange, really

i'd take a handful of sweet easy-to-peel mandarins over a nasty grainy red delicious any day, but no orange invented is better than a pink lady that's been sitting in the refrigerator crisper for a few days

The debate of apples vs. oranges was also featured on page eight of this thread :eek What a treat!

:eek

Life has gone full cricle:tear

Like an inane Butterfly laying the eggs of the next generation, then subsequently commiting suicide via an eighteen wheeler going 60mph.

A retail store in the UK tried selling beds aimed at six year old girls by calling them the Lolita Midsleeper Combi. When asked they said they had no idea about the word's connotations & hadn't heard of the book or the multiple movies made from it.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/7222008.stm

:x

:lol

So over the weekend I saw Bridge to Terabithia.

Achewood
Crap I Drew on My Lunch Break (Poor Jin, SHP :tear)
MegaTokyo (GW when she was a she was all, dude if you read this I'll suck your cock)
PBF
Questionable Content (Chojin pointed out how awful the pointless punchlines were & I started reading it ironically, whoops I forgot to stop when the irony wore out)
Qwantz - Dinosaur Comics!
Toothpaste For Dinner (I drink too much coffee too! :eek)
XKCD (This is my favourite because I really like math humor* :()

Maths Humour*

I don't remember telling you this, but I did read megatokyo for a whil ;_;

i also red these and others that i will no mention due to embarass :-[

Several of the ones on my list I was very "DON'T SAY YOU READ THEM! THEY ARE WAY UNCOOL!" but I like poking my shame, not hiding it away.

Oh man, I'm glad I didn't miss the halftime show

<3 tom petty

The meat of chronically-depressed animals is more tender and flavourful than that of happy animals. OH NO! WHEN THE ALIENS/ZOMBIES INVADE I'LL BE EATEN FIRST!