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Guitar Woman Sep 2nd, 2008 06:33 PM

I'm not sold on Chrome's "Most Visited Pages" feature

On one hand it's retardedly convenient, and on the other hand I'd really rather not be constantly reminded about how much of a pervert I am

Chojin Sep 2nd, 2008 06:33 PM

It's illegal to throw CRT screens in traditional dumpsters due to the hazard of their screen cracking to the point where the vacuum inside causes an implosion, ricocheting glass off the back of the tube and effectively firing it out like a cannon.

You'll notice most professional movers carry CRT screens facing away from themselves and wear thick gloves while doing it.

:themoreyouknow

Chojin Sep 2nd, 2008 06:34 PM

After a week or so, we should get a 'most visited pages' capture thread going.

Fathom Zero Sep 2nd, 2008 06:35 PM

I just toss 'em around.


Guitar Woman Sep 2nd, 2008 06:54 PM

Guys, don't you love it when a torrent flatlines at 99% completion?

Fathom Zero Sep 2nd, 2008 06:56 PM

At that level, some files have to be done.

Or all of them are missing a couple 1's and 0's.

Pub Lover Sep 2nd, 2008 07:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by foolfighter009 (Post 577066)
Well heres the first of many people who think their better than me.

The abused language appears to be intentional. It's a Character.

Guitar Woman Sep 2nd, 2008 07:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 577063)
At that level, some files have to be done.

Or all of them are missing a couple 1's and 0's.

Yeah, about 75% of the files are completely, all the way there, and little slivers of the rest are missing.

I'm really not going to try playing it like this.

Pub Lover Sep 2nd, 2008 07:57 PM

As we figured out the sidescroll thing can only be the result of my own idiocy, I now ask how I can fix this bug:

Guitar Woman Sep 2nd, 2008 08:02 PM

they're working on that

Guitar Woman Sep 2nd, 2008 08:02 PM

Why is it that little kids think ripping up things that I own will make me do what they want?

Esuohlim Sep 2nd, 2008 08:02 PM

PILONIDAL CYST

:( :( :( :(

Esuohlim Sep 2nd, 2008 08:03 PM

FUCK GOD

Emu Sep 2nd, 2008 08:03 PM

I had one in my balls last week :(

It's not as bad as it sounds :(

but fuck my balls still kind of hurt

Esuohlim Sep 2nd, 2008 08:09 PM

Mine is at the top of my ass crack, and it got so bad that I was walking around like a 90-year-old yesterday.

I got it lanced this morning but it still hurts just as much, and now I have a fun draining wound to redress every few hours :(

And no I'm not posting pictures >:

Fathom Zero Sep 2nd, 2008 08:14 PM

You sound like David Sedaris.

Pub Lover Sep 2nd, 2008 08:16 PM

Guys, that is a scary thing, and I really wish you hadn't just invented it. :x

Emu Sep 2nd, 2008 08:17 PM

Mine was fortunately in the loose skin of my sack so the doctor just poked it with a needle and popped it like a zit.

It never felt so good to have my balls squeezed by a burly man.

Guitar Woman Sep 2nd, 2008 08:18 PM

well, now I can't stop thinking about your balls

Emu Sep 2nd, 2008 08:19 PM

baby, you and i both know that was an issue way before i posted in this thread :pimphat

Esuohlim Sep 2nd, 2008 08:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 577092)
You sound like David Sidaris.

The sheer pitifulness of my predicament is overshadowed only by the fact that I have to be outside amidst the general public stewing in my own fabricated crippling embarrassment with the haunting notion that there may be an ever-expanding red dot of blood visible on my designer pants :(

Emu Sep 2nd, 2008 08:21 PM

Buy some dollar-store sweatpants

Esuohlim Sep 2nd, 2008 08:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Emu (Post 577095)
Mine was fortunately in the loose skin of my sack so the doctor just poked it with a needle and popped it like a zit.

It never felt so good to have my balls squeezed by a burly man.

Dude that sounds worse actually

Fathom Zero Sep 2nd, 2008 08:25 PM

I mispelled 'Sedaris.'

His newest book's great, by the way.

Guitar Woman Sep 2nd, 2008 08:25 PM

if you guys peer this for about an hour I'll be your best friend in the universe

http://www.torrentz.com/ae631be7d9fd...d05019c4c4c7ef


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