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MLE Nov 12th, 2010 11:43 PM

I'm surprised they didn't block their number.

Sam Nov 13th, 2010 02:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phoenix Gamma (Post 703868)

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUCK.

ARE YOU ZHUKOV'S LITTLE BROTHER?

HE'S ONLY CALLING BECAUSE HE CARES ABOUT YOU.

AND YOUR DELICIOUSLY FLAMBOYANT LIFESTYLE.

Kitsa Nov 13th, 2010 06:55 AM

DESTROYED BY PRAGMATISM

http://attractions.uptake.com/massac..._11480641.html

Guitar Woman Nov 13th, 2010 08:20 AM

Hey fgts, who knows their shit about snus, and or snuff

I require nicotine to function, but I also enjoy having lungs

Plus having to trudge into the untamed wilds for a smoke to avoid offending soccer moms is inconvenient, and I hate the weather outside this time of year

Zhukov Nov 13th, 2010 09:04 AM

I'm terribly impressed with your grown up addiction.

Guitar Woman Nov 13th, 2010 09:05 AM

I'm glad, but unless you are here to inform me on the topic I requested I give precisely half a fuck.

Tadao Nov 13th, 2010 11:54 AM

Why not use the patch? You can tell all your other faggy Portland friends that you are binging back cutting and they will think you are cool again. Cause that's how lame life in Portland is.

elx Nov 13th, 2010 01:13 PM



OH GOD :( DID YOUGUYS SEE THIS

Chojin Nov 13th, 2010 01:28 PM


The Leader Nov 13th, 2010 03:47 PM

What the hell, elx?

kahljorn Nov 13th, 2010 04:34 PM

thought that was an episode of the squid bilies ;/

elx Nov 13th, 2010 04:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Leader (Post 703901)
What the hell, elx?

what are you looking at me for?? i didn't teach her to bark

Esuohlim Nov 13th, 2010 05:16 PM

That thing is creeping me out

Zomboid Nov 13th, 2010 06:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 703879)
Hey fgts, who knows their shit about snus, and or snuff

I require nicotine to function, but I also enjoy having lungs

Plus having to trudge into the untamed wilds for a smoke to avoid offending soccer moms is inconvenient, and I hate the weather outside this time of year

I still have a garbage bag full of empty tins from high school. I switched to smoking. It's essentially choosing between lungs and teeth/gums. Your lip gets really raw after a while, and it looks a lot more disgusting than smoking.

Fathom Zero Nov 13th, 2010 06:54 PM

absolution is a lie

Tadao Nov 13th, 2010 07:41 PM

Good luck with SS this year guys, you already have two part timers saying it's ok to receive a box of things that the owner has laying around. :lol

Kitsa Nov 13th, 2010 08:11 PM

when I non-winter gift exchanged with zhukov, it worked out pretty well on both sides. Secret Santa is a lot of pressure.

Guitar Woman Nov 13th, 2010 08:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zomboid (Post 703923)
I still have a garbage bag full of empty tins from high school. I switched to smoking. It's essentially choosing between lungs and teeth/gums. Your lip gets really raw after a while, and it looks a lot more disgusting than smoking.

It sounds like you're thinking of chewing tobacco. My balls are not even large enough for that.

Unless you're not, in which case, I thought snus was supposed to not require a huge lump in your cheek or constant spitting. Bluh.

Pentegarn Nov 13th, 2010 11:58 PM

Elx that video made my brain sad :(

Grislygus Nov 14th, 2010 02:29 AM

I wish I could see youtube videos. That is some good hype right there.

quick sidestep, Sam, have you lined up a tattoo guy yet?

kahljorn Nov 14th, 2010 12:17 PM

you should be a tattoo dude man. A lot of artists i know ended up doing that and they make a shitload of money ;/

Grislygus Nov 14th, 2010 12:31 PM

as soon as I get to the point where I can throw around 500 bucks for a tat gun, plus extra materials, that's going to be a full-time HOBBY. I'm pretty sure that I've designed over well over thirty four tattoos over the last two years, might as well eliminate the middleman.

In the mean time, I'm suddenly in the strange position of getting $50/hr for freelance work as a medical illustrator and not being able to touch any of it. Thank you, private loans at variable rates. And I've legally turned into a walking, talking business now, complete with licensing and tax write-offs. What's new around here?

elx Nov 14th, 2010 12:41 PM

nasa is holding a conference tomorrow to tell us about some sort of exceptional discovery they have made! but it'll probably be something dumb :( why the secrecy!?


(p.s - leonid meteor shower this wednesday(!!!!) )

elx Nov 14th, 2010 12:45 PM

better not be about those cosmic super bubbles :@

Esuohlim Nov 14th, 2010 01:29 PM

WHATEVER IT IS, WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE FROM IT


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