I-Mockery Forum - I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

every time you guys go on about fitness and martial arts all I see are a bunch of macs talking about how hard they are and saying they can't do backflips right now because they're saving their strength for something really awesome.

:lol

I think that's just the nature of talking about martial arts though, rather than Tadao or Fathom being cocks.

Sam	Apr 22nd, 2012 10:31 PM

No conversation will ever be as masculine as Hickman's ninja weaponry topic.

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=6650

Big McLargehuge

Apr 22nd, 2012 10:53 PM

]I forgot how much more hateful this place used to be. :tear

Fathom Zero

Apr 22nd, 2012 11:00 PM

As an aside, my senpai in the club gave me a set of tonfa. :eek

Now I can look like a shithead and hurt myself.

Sam	Apr 22nd, 2012 11:01 PM

LIKE YOU NEEDED HELP. :rolleyes

Fathom Zero

Apr 22nd, 2012 11:02 PM

I BRING THIS SHIT TO A HIGHER LEVEL TONITE

Esuohlim

Apr 22nd, 2012 11:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam (Post 757967)

No conversation will ever be as masculine as Hickman's ninja weaponry topic.

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=6650

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rongi

I BET NON OF YOU FUCKS COULD EVEN HOLD A SWORD

lol Rongi was 12

Tadao

Apr 23rd, 2012 12:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zhukov (Post 757963)

I think that's just the nature of talking about martial arts though, rather than Tadao or Fathom being cocks.

I CHALLENGE FZ TO A SWORD FIGHT

;)

Tadao

Apr 23rd, 2012 12:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jeanette X (Post 120976)

I like scimitars.

I'd dance seductively up to my foes, and while their eyes are glued to my whirling sword and swaying hips, I'll chop their heads off before they even knew what hit them.

:lol

Sam	Apr 23rd, 2012 12:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 757975)

lol Rongi was 12

MY AVATAR WAS AS OLD AS FATHOM ZERO IS RIGHT NOW.

Fathom Zero

Apr 23rd, 2012 12:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 757983)

I CHALLENGE FZ TO A SWORD FIGHT

;)

I would on the condition that we make wooshy noises.

Tadao

Apr 23rd, 2012 12:38 AM

I would have to because my dick isn't that big. :tear

Fathom Zero

Apr 23rd, 2012 12:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam (Post 757987)

MY AVATAR WAS AS OLD AS FATHOM ZERO IS RIGHT NOW.

you motherfuckr

you sonofabitch

Sam	Apr 23rd, 2012 01:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 757992)

you motherfuckr

you sonofabitch

does your mama know

that you talk to your elders

with such a trash mouth?

Grislygus

Apr 23rd, 2012 02:03 AM

FATHOM, SAM, AND KHALJORN

WHAT'S UP COCKBAGS

Fathom Zero

Apr 23rd, 2012 02:08 AM

FILLED WITH SELF-LOATHING

Grislygus

Apr 23rd, 2012 02:10 AM

THRASH0 WANTS TO HELP:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...term=I-Mockery

Grislygus

Apr 23rd, 2012 02:11 AM

LIKE, A YEAR AGO

IS THE CHEESEBURGER SHIT REALLY THAT OLD?

ThrashO

Apr 23rd, 2012 03:25 AM

YOU DIDNT TELL ME >:

Quote:

A comedy website with a front page that seems innocuous in an attempt to distract from the forums which are rampant with unfunny losers who resort to shock and awe as a substitute for any actual humor.
Person 1: "Hey man, did you see on I-Mockery that Boo Berry is at Target all October? That stuff gave me diarrhea".

Person 2: "No, I said something intelligent while posting a picture of a cheeseburger and got banned for life before I could read that memo. Hey wait a sec, isn't Boo Berry that crappy 80's cereal? Vomit."

Person 3: "You're both gay black racist homophobes."

i didnt write that you gookin moon cricket n!gger faggot

ThrashO

Apr 23rd, 2012 03:27 AM

:lol i just realized that the username who entered that is thrasho, yet it discusses boo berry, a cereal only available near portland oregon crack houses and molestaries (they have those).

ThrashO

Apr 23rd, 2012 03:30 AM

i guess this means that im going to have to start an account on urban dictionary in an effort to clear my name. I may get the FBI involved. this is slander. How will i get my gas station attendant job.

I HAVE BEEN BESMIRCHED. BAMBOOZLED. BELITTLED. BESMEGMA'D.

Big McLargehuge

Apr 23rd, 2012 03:31 AM

I AM SURE IT IS A COINCIDENCE THAT YOU DIDN"T DO WHEN YOU WERE UPSET AT SOME POINT AND NOW WANT TO DEFLECT BECAUSE YOU CHOOSE TO INTERNET HANGOUT WITH "UNFUNNY LOSERS".

Pentegarn

Apr 23rd, 2012 10:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 757996)

THRASH0 WANTS TO HELP:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...term=I-Mockery

That looks like a much shittier version of the encyclopedia dramatica entry

10,000 Volt Ghost

Apr 23rd, 2012 04:45 PM

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/envoy/no...152720861.html

North Korea going to blow up South Korea in 4 minutes or less

:WW3 !

Fathom Zero

Apr 23rd, 2012 05:05 PM

As I understand it, most people that know enough about Karate to follow Karate-do wouldn't charge anything for teaching someone. My club doesn't. :|

But then, it's just a club and not really a dojo or anything, so I'm not sure what people charge.

Conversely, fuck off babby

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