The Newbie Adoption Thread
 

There are a lot of newcomers that are showing up to these boards, and I think us Forum Veterens should each choose a "Newbie" to take under our wing.

I'm picking Summourn because he seems like bad news, and I'd rather be his friend than his enemy. And I feel I can help him with his anger issues, and maybe even teach him to love.

In the morning, I'm gonna show him the ropes of our little community. I hope all the rest of you Big Dogs (FYI that's the nickname for us Forum Veterans "Newbies") consider this as well.

We should restrict ourselves to same-gender newbies like in AA. That way they don't try to sleep with their sponsors, because queers don't exist.

I nominate Glowbelly for laking lunlun.
And I'll take Riggo44. We can hate women for entirely different reasons TOGETHER.

Wait, you're still not done teaching me the ways of the force :(

I still have you signed up for my Wednesday intermediary mocking classes. Newbies are on Mondays and Fridays.

I'll adopt your dick in my mouth

hey you talked about me .. but nice that you think at me first hehe

consider lunlun under my protective and VERY INFLUENTIAL wing.

she will now learn how to instill fear in all posters without doing anything except posting pictures of herself kissing wine bottles.

which unlucky bastard gets KKKulturKock and the Pharoah?

Oh! Oh! Oh! OAO is still a Newbie, right? Like forever?

I'm kidding. I wouldn't adopt OAO if he came with a fallout shelter and there was a nuclear war starting in ten minutes.

Am I a Vet yet?

OK so who gets me

Shottie: Callum, Crazy German, Prog Shooter, and summourn.

Re: The Newbie Adoption Thread
 

Summourn's a she, dude. I know her in real life.

I refuse to help any noobs. >:

If "help" includes "euthanization" sign me up to take the kids to get their shots.

Who doesn't want to be youger! ;)

Yeah! Fuck 'em! >:

How about me?

Pub Lover gets you

I feel like I'm caught in the middle here :/

OMG :tear

James, through you we can reach a better tomorrow.

28 Jul 2005
:(

What a shitty After Fourth Of July present. :(

:rolleyes

i kneel before you

teach me.. teach me.. i will follow

:tear where does that leave me?

blue fox since i have already ruined all most the whole rest of your life, i will continue it here in imockeryland.

word is bond. we roll mad deep.

maybe we can all start gangs and different forums will be our turf and we can have super cool rumbles.