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Bod Sep 15th, 2008 04:39 PM

Where do you find old men?
 
I'm in my mid 30s now and single. All the blokes my age are in slippers and long term relationships, or having mid life crisis and becoming football hooligans. There are no single and decent thirty something men out there. Where do you find the elusive mammal that is a nice bloke in his thirties? All the ones i've met are literally quite mad.

Tadao Sep 15th, 2008 05:01 PM

Right here baby : perv

Bod Sep 15th, 2008 05:04 PM

Sweet! I knew I'd returned with good reason.

Tadao Sep 15th, 2008 05:09 PM

Better act now, I have two more years to be in my thirties.

Bod Sep 15th, 2008 05:13 PM

I can handle 40's. I kissed someone who was 41 quite recently and it didn't feel any different to a 30 something person, bizarrely enough. He didn't smell of pee either.

Tadao Sep 15th, 2008 05:35 PM

I smell more like old spice and baby powder. Diaper rash can be a bitch. I hope you can sport pigtails and rubber boots.

DevilWearsPrada Sep 15th, 2008 06:13 PM

Wanna make out?

Tadao Sep 15th, 2008 08:27 PM

Now I know for a fact you can sport pigtails and rubber boots :love

DuFresne Sep 15th, 2008 09:05 PM

I don't know what spinal fluid smells like, but I always had a feeling Tadao smells like it.

executioneer Sep 15th, 2008 09:37 PM

i'm a nice bloke in my thirties but i believe i also fall under the "quite mad" category :(

Cosmo Electrolux Sep 15th, 2008 11:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bod (Post 579627)
I'm in my mid 30s now and single. All the blokes my age are in slippers and long term relationships, or having mid life crisis and becoming football hooligans. There are no single and decent thirty something men out there. Where do you find the elusive mammal that is a nice bloke in his thirties? All the ones i've met are literally quite mad.


Right here...43, divorced for over a year, sane, and gainfully employed.

Dixie Sep 16th, 2008 01:11 PM

Met my old man at a Saxon concert.
Old men are the best.

Bod Sep 18th, 2008 03:25 AM

This is not the first time I'm thinking I should move across the pond.

btw, I've never had anyone use my pics in their avatar before, it's like talking to myself.

Neen Sep 18th, 2008 09:08 AM

A candle lit dinner at 4PM? Maybe a Ben-Gay rubdown afterward?:orgasm

wobzire Sep 18th, 2008 11:14 AM

Oh crap! Am I too late to say all the stereotypical stuff? Lets see; An all day breakfast establishment, playing checkers in the park, alone in their room at the nursing home waiting for their grandkids to call. Damn it I know that there is more, sorry I couldn't be more help.

Neen Sep 18th, 2008 02:11 PM

Don't forget telling kids to get of the damn lawn.

Tadao Sep 18th, 2008 02:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bod (Post 579960)
This is not the first time I'm thinking I should move across the pond.

btw, I've never had anyone use my pics in their avatar before, it's like talking to myself.

I'm just seeing what it's feels like to be inside you :orgasm

MattJack Sep 18th, 2008 03:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bod (Post 579627)
I'm in my mid 30s now and single. All the blokes my age are in slippers and long term relationships, or having mid life crisis and becoming football hooligans. There are no single and decent thirty something men out there. Where do you find the elusive mammal that is a nice bloke in his thirties? All the ones i've met are literally quite mad.

A/S/L

PICS??

Come to America.

If you are British then you know that you get a couple of bonus points in your favor, simply due to your accent.

If you are from New Zealand then you know that you get a couple of bonus points against you, simply due to your accent.

ZING PUB, FU*KN ZING!

wobzire Sep 18th, 2008 03:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MattJack (Post 580028)
A/S/L

PICS??

Come to America.

I bet this almost always works.

MattJack Sep 18th, 2008 03:38 PM

you have to add in my Avatar, and then it always works.

Trust me bruh

Tadao Sep 18th, 2008 03:39 PM

Come visit Hollywood. Rog is out here and I'm near by.

Sam Sep 18th, 2008 06:01 PM

I LOVE LADIES TOO!

10,000 Volt Ghost Sep 18th, 2008 06:21 PM

There's this coffee shop you should try, it's in the U.S. though. When are you arriving???

Tadao Sep 18th, 2008 06:23 PM

Coffee? How about a few pints and some mattress wrestling instead?

executioneer Sep 18th, 2008 07:56 PM

NO COUNTRY FOR OLD MEN :lol


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