I-Mockery Forum - I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

Yeah right. Our baby shower was pimp. We had a keg of beer at a VFW, bunch of food, pool table, Bills game on all tv.s, bunch of guy friends showed up. If anything I should get my man card upgraded for it.

edit: IRISH BABY SHOWER

Yeah, the fact that a bunch of pussy whipped guys were there too only makes it worse.

Pub Lover

Nov 22nd, 2010 04:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ShawnMiller (Post 704915)

Pretending to be someone you're not part of the fun. Today, Shirley and I are well known, we will play as something right SPAM. But earlier in my career, it was fun to try different characters. I can not go off as Michael Jordan, Napoleon, or Demi Moore, but I can pass as someone with a lot of features that the casino value (because it helps your bottom). Such characteristics are different than what is valued in mainstream society if they think I am a conservative man of the family who comes to town one weekend a year with a budget set at $ 250, you can be sure I make the sale Retail pay for everything I get. But if you think that playing two wives has cost me along the way and I've been known to go on binges, you can bet the red carpet will be out.

Pub Lover

Nov 22nd, 2010 04:56 PM

READING THAT DOES WONDERFUL THINGS IN MY BRAIN. :hypno

Pub Lover

Nov 22nd, 2010 04:56 PM

It causes me to have caps lock on for a start. :eek

Pub Lover

Nov 22nd, 2010 04:57 PM

because it helps your bottom. :eek

Pub Lover

Nov 22nd, 2010 05:07 PM

I miss Max Burbank. :(

Pub Lover

Nov 22nd, 2010 05:11 PM

10,000 Volt Ghost

Nov 22nd, 2010 05:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 704917)

Yeah, the fact that a bunch of pussy whipped guys were there too only makes it worse.

Sounds like jealousy to me. I'll invite you next time if we have another kid. That way you won't be as jealous next time.

EDIT: It also sounds like you have sand in your cunt.

Fathom Zero

Nov 22nd, 2010 05:41 PM

the shit is going on here?

Wiffles

Nov 22nd, 2010 07:37 PM

people gonna meke babaies!

Fathom Zero

Nov 22nd, 2010 07:38 PM

I'm either going to go buy pokemon cards or commit suicide. Wish me luck.

Pub Lover

Nov 22nd, 2010 07:50 PM

Buying suicide cards and committing pokemon seems like a better set of crimes.

Wiffles

Nov 22nd, 2010 08:38 PM

Poke-crimes gotta commit them all~

executioneer

Nov 23rd, 2010 02:54 AM

make sure to get the foil suicide cards those are worth more $$$$

Kitsa

Nov 23rd, 2010 06:53 AM

Speaking of pokemon and suicide, I remember a Yahoo question where someone was like, "I HEARD POKEMON CAUSED 70% OF JAPANESE CHILDREN TO KILL THEMSELVES, IS THIS TRUE?"

Zhukov

Nov 23rd, 2010 07:46 AM

I highly doubt that it's that high.

Kitsa

Nov 23rd, 2010 07:48 AM

I'd be inclined to agree with you there

Zhukov

Nov 23rd, 2010 07:52 AM

Don't get me wrong; I'm sure it's high.

Wiffles

Nov 23rd, 2010 08:55 AM

no it wasnt suicides. it was seizures due to flashing lights/colors. XP

Fathom Zero

Nov 23rd, 2010 01:03 PM

As I recall, it's got the highest suicide rate per population compared to the rest of the world.

Samfucius

Nov 23rd, 2010 02:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 704972)

As I recall, it's got the highest suicide rate per population compared to the rest of the world.

Actually, it is only number 5. Belarus is first.

Washington State has the highest teen suicide rate in the US. I think Alaska has the highest general rate.

Pub Lover

Nov 23rd, 2010 03:58 PM

"Police are frantically searching offshore for more advanced robots." :lol

Pub Lover

Nov 23rd, 2010 04:01 PM