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kahljorn Mar 22nd, 2009 01:10 AM

That's my kind of niger

Babs Mar 22nd, 2009 02:52 AM

Carnivore is wasted right now everyone, it is very entertaining to say the least.

Oh by the way, she pee'd on a tree for the 3rd time.

Tadao Mar 22nd, 2009 03:20 AM


Dixie Mar 22nd, 2009 03:20 AM


executioneer Mar 22nd, 2009 03:22 AM


You people are the rudest pricks I've ever met on the internet

executioneer Mar 22nd, 2009 03:23 AM


Babs Mar 22nd, 2009 03:24 AM

the only thing that will make my life complete is turning your face into a toilet seat

Dixie Mar 22nd, 2009 03:40 AM


kahljorn Mar 22nd, 2009 04:32 AM

I'll pee on all of you guys and then ill slap your wet faces with my dick and itll make loud noises and ill laugh at you >:

more girls should have wet tshirt contests with my pee

Babs Mar 22nd, 2009 04:47 AM

got me wet

10,000 Volt Ghost Mar 22nd, 2009 09:31 AM

I don't like working sundays....especially sunday mornings.

Kitsa Mar 22nd, 2009 09:38 AM

10,000 Volt Ghost Mar 22nd, 2009 09:52 AM

When I'm at work pictures don't show for me :(

Kitsa Mar 22nd, 2009 09:53 AM



10,000 Volt Ghost Mar 22nd, 2009 10:11 AM

:) Another 8 hours and I can go home and look at it.

I had some wine at dinner last night that I ordered that I can't find now. It's something like Pong de Lonc or Pon de Lonch. It's a white wine that was slightly bitter and delicious.

Kitsa Mar 22nd, 2009 10:43 AM

can you narrow it down to the type of white?

Edit: I ask because there's a category called "blanc de blanc" that's white wine made exclusively from white (green) grapes.

Edit again: Dammit I want this shirt, it works on so many levels

10,000 Volt Ghost Mar 22nd, 2009 11:29 AM

Maybe it's blanc de blanc. She told me was it was but when I ordered it I kinda just made it seem like I knew what I was talking about to the bartender.

sidenote: Harvey Pekar, creator of American Splendor is coming next saturday. I've never read any of them, enjoyed the movie and think he would be a generally interesting person to meet.

Kitsa Mar 22nd, 2009 11:34 AM

Harvey Pekar is incredibly cool. He appears to have a very low BS tolerance, so be forewarned.

I know there are a couple of "pon de" wines, but I don't know of any "pon de lance" or whatever. I'm not really a wine snob and don't keep up with it, I'm just vaguely conscious of what's around.

10,000 Volt Ghost Mar 22nd, 2009 11:52 AM

Ding! It was 2001 Sauvignon Blanc from South Africa.

Kitsa Mar 22nd, 2009 12:43 PM

lol, you're right, that sounds just like it.

I'm irritated at our local hospital. I had to go to the ER in December. My insurance negotiated the cost down and paid all but a couple hundred, which is lucky for me because there's no way in hell I could have done it all myself.

As it is, I'm happy to pay down the balance steadily. However, it's not as quick as they want. I've sent two checks in two months with all I can afford to pay each month (no, I'm not sending smartass checks for $2 or anything). They sent me a letter commanding me to call to make "acceptable payment arrangements". I went through that a few months earlier and they won't settle for anything less than the bill being paid off in large chunks I can't afford. So I sent in another check. Which they've cashed.

Then they sent me a colorful (bright orange paper) "second notice" bill for the full amount, no credit for what I've paid, threatening to send me to collections.

Then the next day, a "collections notice" on bright pink paper.

I'm irritated. I've sent them two checks in two months, which they've cashed, and not "under protest" (what you're supposed to write if you dispute the method or terms). Now they've put me on the fast track to "collections" for the total amount, not even giving me credit for what I've paid?


So now I have to call and argue with them tomorrow, and I'm getting angry thinking about it because I know they're going to try and bully me into paying the full balance and I just can't.

10,000 Volt Ghost Mar 22nd, 2009 01:50 PM

At the very least they should credit you for the amount you've paid already.

Kitsa Mar 22nd, 2009 01:57 PM

That was also my opinion.

The fact that they're dicks and inflexible on how much I send is one thing. But at least credit me for what I've paid. As I said, they weren't tiny smartass amounts.

Babs Mar 22nd, 2009 02:02 PM


10,000 Volt Ghost Mar 22nd, 2009 02:06 PM

You could always try calling the hospital, say you spoke with collections and say they're okay with the amount you're paying. Not sure how long that'll work for though.

Kitsa Mar 22nd, 2009 02:11 PM

well, the hitch in that is if they sell the debt to a collections agency, the agency usually takes over the payments (to a different address).

It irritates me that they haul out this "collections" thing so quickly, especially when I've been making not-insignificant payments.

MetalMilitia Mar 22nd, 2009 02:16 PM

I think "significant" was the word you were looking for there :p

Kitsa Mar 22nd, 2009 02:18 PM

...no. Not-insignificant. I have been making not-insignificant payments, as in they have not been piddly one-or-two-dollar payments.

MetalMilitia Mar 22nd, 2009 02:28 PM

I find that logic not-unreasonable, I guess.

Kitsa Mar 22nd, 2009 02:38 PM

my writing style is not for everyone.

I'm sure some sort of analysis would reveal that it shows me to be a negative person.

Or I'm not sure it won't.

Tadao Mar 22nd, 2009 02:44 PM

I believe that you can't go to collections for hospital bills if you send them a good faith payment of 20 dollars a month. It might even be less. I don't think it is just a California thing either. They threaten collections but I think there is an exception for medical.

Kitsa Mar 22nd, 2009 04:39 PM

That was my understanding from when I worked in a hospital. These cretins have no honor.

Tadao Mar 22nd, 2009 04:41 PM

Well, at least it wont ruin your credit. Not like you have an use for credit. I know I don't.

Kitsa Mar 22nd, 2009 04:42 PM

I have no use for credit. My ex saw to that.

Babs Mar 22nd, 2009 04:53 PM

I believe credit is one of the worst things to ever happen to society. It's more safe to play with fire inside your house then playing with you credit. Remember this kids.

10,000 Volt Ghost Mar 22nd, 2009 05:19 PM

Credit isn't so bad. Majority of the time it's used will ill intent though. I have credit available in case of emergencies but I try and contain any frivolous spending. I had to learn that the hard way.

Kitsa Mar 22nd, 2009 05:40 PM

My decisions to avoid all future excursions into the world of debt and the world of matrimony happened pretty much simultaneously.

I watch Bridezillas like people watch car racing...for the inevitable crash.

10,000 Volt Ghost Mar 22nd, 2009 06:13 PM


Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 620620)
can you narrow it down to the type of white?

Edit: I ask because there's a category called "blanc de blanc" that's white wine made exclusively from white (green) grapes.

Edit again: Dammit I want this shirt, it works on so many levels


Tadao Mar 22nd, 2009 06:32 PM

I'm watching a movie on SciFi called RAGING SHARKS. The opening scene was aliens fighting in space and the sharks in the movie growl like tigers underwater. This is awesome.

kahljorn Mar 22nd, 2009 07:01 PM

i owe the hospitol a ton of money cause they act like they are gonna cover me and then ten months later they send a notice basically saying, "YOU FORGOT TO SIGN YOUR NAME ON THIS LINE. SO YOU OWE US TEN THOUSANDS DOLLARS."

I'm never paying those jerkoffs. I didn't ask for their help.

kahljorn Mar 22nd, 2009 07:42 PM

Man there was this lady at my work today who drove me crazy. She was hanging out with a bunch of guys who were in their mid twenties, and while her facial features looked kind of young, and her body was fit, her skin was wrinkling all over the fucking place. She was also a an annoying customer.
Then towards the end she started talking to other people in line about how she used to be a subway employee and shit. And she had this fucking CACKLE. a straight up annoying fucking CACKLE LAUGH and she wouldn't stop she was like one of those people you get them to start laughing and they don't stop and they sound like they're gonna hyperventilate >:.

She must've been on meth or somethin

Kitsa Mar 22nd, 2009 07:49 PM

you sound like you're in a bad mood this evening, kahl.

kahljorn Mar 22nd, 2009 07:55 PM

not really ;o

Kitsa Mar 22nd, 2009 07:58 PM

I should really go take the dog for a walk because it's nice out, but I overdid the yardwork this afternoon and I have no energy :(

Babs Mar 22nd, 2009 09:27 PM

hahaha i just had an amazing time. I thought it would be a good idea to take this radio flyer I had and ride it down this soap box track by my house. It was pretty fun but then I got bored and decided to go down the grassy hill, well the wheel came off and I almost ate the biggest dick sandwhich. Stay tuned for pictures soon!

Tadao Mar 22nd, 2009 09:40 PM

Pics of a dick sandwich? :yum

Babs Mar 22nd, 2009 10:25 PM

Only the tastiest ones. :orgasm

Kitsa Mar 22nd, 2009 11:00 PM

"And now, here's something you'll really enjoy."

http://www.buzzfeed.com/expresident/boob-machine (NSFW)

Babs Mar 22nd, 2009 11:23 PM

OH MAN! it was so awesome when Frankie came out to support his role in his awesome movie Miracle in Lane 2. He came and took off his shirt and began chugging milk proving that he's in fact a machine.

Aaarg Mar 23rd, 2009 01:04 AM

the fact that your location is a tom waits lyric makes me enjoy you

BTW WHERE DO YOU LIVES , looks gloomy !!

Babs Mar 23rd, 2009 01:33 AM

I live in Columbus, Ohio and right now the weather can not decide on anything.

Aaarg Mar 23rd, 2009 01:38 AM

oh yeah, I think I knew that. I know/knew a few people from there. fuck Ohio!

Babs Mar 23rd, 2009 01:41 AM

Yeah, it's a complete piece of shit. All the people around here are turds except for a couple of people, they're part of the exception.

Aaarg Mar 23rd, 2009 01:56 AM

Basically when I think of Columbus two specific people come to mind:
1. a young man who is deathly afraid of spiders. His dream is to become a professional fisherman (so much so that in his 21.5 years on this earth, he's only had one job (because he had to get an internship)), yet he won't go into ankle-deep water without wearing waders.
2. a fat girl who is a senior in college but can't spell words like "maybe" (maby), "does" (dose), or "bagel" (begal).

Babs Mar 23rd, 2009 02:45 AM

Sounds more like Virginia you're talking about. :lol

I'm just kidding but yeah, seems like those might be some backwoods rejects.

Aaarg Mar 23rd, 2009 02:56 AM

Well, to be fair, they were both attending West Virginia University for the Wildlife/Fisheries program.

I'm not really a Virginian. I'm a northern Virginian. I love Virginia. I loathe northern Virginia.


Babs Mar 23rd, 2009 03:14 AM



Aaarg Mar 23rd, 2009 03:33 AM

Brohio, oh Jeeeesus.

I can't really say too much about Ohio, though. Canton's the only place I've been to for more than 12 hours.

Kitsa Mar 23rd, 2009 08:28 AM

Where the hell in Columbus is there a track like that? Not over by Children's, too skeevy an area.

Ohio is just like anywhere else...nothing wrong with the land, just the people.

WhiteRat Mar 23rd, 2009 10:18 PM

Anyone hear anything about Pac-Man and that whole kiddie porn thing? He hasn't posted since the 12th and frankly i'm a bit worried that we won't be seeing him for a while.

Tadao Mar 23rd, 2009 10:26 PM

Last I heard, he was drunk and had just talked to his ex and was feeling a little pissy about ****** jokes. I didn't hear anything about kiddie porn :(

WhiteRat Mar 23rd, 2009 10:39 PM

hopefully he comes around, I happen to like the lil' bugger.

Tadao Mar 23rd, 2009 11:08 PM

Yeah, just as we all got comfortable with him... :tear

kahljorn Mar 24th, 2009 12:42 AM

what happened with him and kiddie porn?

Tadao Mar 24th, 2009 12:46 AM

I think WhiteRat let something slip :eek

kahljorn Mar 24th, 2009 01:49 AM

he doesn't strike me as the type to be into that kinda stuff so hopefully THERE IS NO GROSS INJUSTICE IN THE WORLD WHICH IS BEING TARGETTED AT HIM

Tadao Mar 24th, 2009 02:14 AM

Yeah, I instantly thought his crazy ex set him up or something. I know all kinds are into that, but I just don't see Pacman being into it. I think he likes thick white women.

Babs Mar 24th, 2009 02:48 AM

holy shit kiddie porn what the hell is wrong with this forum.

Dixie Mar 24th, 2009 03:38 AM

There's one of those in every group, man.

WhiteRat Mar 24th, 2009 07:43 AM

Sorry, made that part up in the hopes that he would quickly come here to post in his defense.

It was actually Tadao that was looking at dirty and illegal things on the internet.

Fathom Zero Mar 24th, 2009 07:50 AM

It'd suck having an illegal fetish, though.

10,000 Volt Ghost Mar 24th, 2009 10:26 AM

I think Pac has trouble with his computer every once in a while. He was gone for two weeks a few months ago. Maybe he smashed his ex with it.

Chojin: Do you have it set so you average 6.66 posts a day or are you just evil?

Tadao Mar 24th, 2009 01:35 PM


Originally Posted by WhiteRat (Post 621016)
It was actually Tadao that was looking at dirty and illegal things on the internet.


wobzire Mar 24th, 2009 01:40 PM

Hold the fuck up! You can get in trouble for LOOKING at things now?

wobzire Mar 24th, 2009 03:28 PM

Not that I look at anything on the internet except for LOLcats heh ha...

Esuohlim Mar 24th, 2009 03:43 PM

right on brah

Esuohlim Mar 24th, 2009 03:43 PM

pound it

Sam Mar 24th, 2009 03:46 PM

bump my knuckles

wobzire Mar 24th, 2009 03:59 PM

friendly pat on the bum

Chojin Mar 24th, 2009 04:04 PM


Chojin: Do you have it set so you average 6.66 posts a day or are you just evil?
It was Bape's idea.

Tadao Mar 24th, 2009 04:19 PM

Sup Eric? Sam said he is mod material. :rolleyes

Chojin Mar 24th, 2009 04:26 PM

Hey Tadao.

Good idea, let's mod half the forums.

Kitsa Mar 24th, 2009 04:29 PM

Being a mod can make a place stop being fun. That's what happened with me and a forum I used to frequent. Not only did you constantly have to deal with all the idiotic spam posts, but it was a pain in the ass to move things from one forum to another. People either kissed your ass, whined to you about nonsense shit, or both.

Babs Mar 24th, 2009 04:30 PM

sounds like fun

Kitsa Mar 24th, 2009 04:32 PM

I lost a thread once :(

Chojin Mar 24th, 2009 04:32 PM

Usually it's Rog who gets whined to about my behavior. He's like my e-dad.

Tadao Mar 24th, 2009 04:32 PM

I would hate to be a mod in a scrapbook forum.

Kitsa Mar 24th, 2009 04:33 PM


Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 621095)
I would hate to be a mod in a scrapbook forum.

I wouldn't; I'd take the opportunity to ban everyone on General Fucking Principle.

wobzire Mar 24th, 2009 04:37 PM

Dont get scapbookers angry. They will cut you with their curvy scissors.

Kitsa Mar 24th, 2009 06:45 PM

I just heard this weird, wild honking and went outside. There were three Canada geese beating the fuck out of each other in midair over my house. No apparent reason, no other geese in sight.

Really strange. Maybe we're going to have an earthquake or something.

kahljorn Mar 24th, 2009 06:47 PM

Maybe they were fuckin

Tadao Mar 24th, 2009 06:47 PM


Kitsa Mar 24th, 2009 06:50 PM

If they were, it was a loud fucking threesome with much shedding of feathers.

kahljorn Mar 24th, 2009 06:55 PM

It wasn't a threesome they were fighting over mates

trust me on this I know how geese think

even canadian ones

wobzire Mar 24th, 2009 06:57 PM

Don't get Canada Geese angry either. They will also cut you.

Babs Mar 24th, 2009 06:59 PM

Not to long ago, I saw this kid start blaring preset 3 on his Fischer Price toy boom box and he proceeded to break dance on the concrete and get some amazing road rash all over his face. It was beautiful to see such failure.

wobzire Mar 24th, 2009 07:08 PM

Holy shit! Really? Even if your not telling the truth that's sweet.

Tadao Mar 24th, 2009 07:15 PM

Even the poorest kids put down cardboard first. What was he? 5 years old?

Babs Mar 24th, 2009 07:20 PM

I would say 8 years old. He was such a little brat, I remember he was trying to steal something out of my yard and I caught him, he then decided to run and thought he was gone YEAH THE HELL RIGHT, I chucked this rock about 30 yards and it slammed right into his dome piece. Made me feel good about myself.

Aaarg Mar 24th, 2009 08:48 PM

i'm glad you guys seem to realize that they are in fact canada geese and not "canadian geese"

Otto Mar 24th, 2009 09:21 PM

My old neighbors used to have a mentally retarded son that they would lock outside for about three hours every day and as soon as he was out of the door, he would run into my front lawn and start screaming at the top of his lungs. One day I decided that I'd had enough and put on a cheap skull mask and scared him away.

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