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Aaarg Apr 10th, 2009 06:06 AM

so i'm moving to north carolina and i think i'm going to casually pick up smoking pot upon doing so.

Dixie Apr 10th, 2009 06:31 AM

asheville is the right area for it.
lots of hippies there

Kitsa Apr 10th, 2009 08:32 AM

Milhouse- you should watch the "musical" episode. I'm not saying I liked it, but I couldn't look away.

MetalMilitia Apr 10th, 2009 09:05 AM

Welcome to the UK, leave your dignity at the door on the way in.

Kitsa Apr 10th, 2009 09:17 AM

So it is true that the UK is coming close to eclipsing the "Ugly American" reputation abroad.

Aaarg Apr 10th, 2009 10:50 AM


Originally Posted by Carnivore Is God (Post 623922)
asheville is the right area for it.
lots of hippies there

yeah well it's not really an active choice, but i figure i'll be staying with j for a while. j smokes pot socially. why not join in?

Tadao Apr 10th, 2009 02:46 PM


Originally Posted by MetalMilitia (Post 623929)

That's downtown San Francisco right there.

Kitsa Apr 10th, 2009 09:39 PM

I'm glad I didn't miss springtime this year.

10,000 Volt Ghost Apr 10th, 2009 11:05 PM

Holy fucking shit. Indoor Lacrosse is the craziest thing I've been to in a while. Basically gang beatings with music playing the entire time. The announcer over the loud speaker can yell anything he wants at any time. During halftime they had two girls race each other in the Atlasphere from American Gladiators except they looked more like the bubble from bubble boy. Halfway through the race our mascot (The Buffalo Bandit....who kind looked like a racoon with a gringo mustache) came off the bench and did a flying shoulder tackle to the one girl. She was down, then Bandit went over to the other girl and got in her way so the first girl could catch up. Then right before the finish he went back to the first girl and missile drop kicked her bubble causing her to lose. Oh, and chearleaders during the quarters and sometimes for no reason at all. I might get season tickets for next year.

Kitsa Apr 11th, 2009 11:03 AM

Sounds like fun.

Today's going to be a long day. I've carved out a little island for myself but that doesn't help much because the island has no bathroom :(

Dry Ice Bombs Apr 11th, 2009 11:37 AM

all the children should stay away from drugs and the booze. and the yogurt. it's bad for you

Esuohlim Apr 11th, 2009 12:56 PM



Sam Apr 11th, 2009 01:15 PM

That silly Millhouse.


10,000 Volt Ghost Apr 11th, 2009 01:17 PM


Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 624095)


I'd agree but I didn't see anything except


Esuohlim Apr 11th, 2009 01:43 PM


Esuohlim Apr 11th, 2009 01:44 PM


Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 624098)
I'd agree but I didn't see anything except



MattJack Apr 11th, 2009 08:48 PM

man my delivery man is about to be here

to deliver weed

in your faces

MattJack Apr 11th, 2009 08:49 PM

I spend my Saturday nights alone and high :(

Kitsa Apr 11th, 2009 10:02 PM

I am in a guest house.

I feel like Kato Kaelin.

MattJack Apr 11th, 2009 10:03 PM


Kitsa Apr 11th, 2009 10:05 PM

something wrong with that?

MattJack Apr 11th, 2009 10:21 PM

no I was asking if that's how you felt

Kitsa Apr 11th, 2009 10:23 PM

Mainly just cold, because there's only a space heater in here and I'm afraid of it. Other than that it's pretty cool. Only thing it lacks is a bathroom :( Even has a fridge and exercise equipment.

Sam Apr 12th, 2009 01:59 AM


Sam Apr 12th, 2009 03:19 AM



Esuohlim Apr 12th, 2009 03:23 AM

Sam Apr 12th, 2009 03:31 AM


Kitsa Apr 12th, 2009 03:48 AM


Babs Apr 12th, 2009 03:58 AM


Sam Apr 12th, 2009 03:58 AM

Is that Tadao? :(

Kitsa Apr 12th, 2009 03:59 AM

Because he's giving a thumbs-up (I think), I'd prefer to believe it was Tadao whether it really is or not.

Shrubfest Apr 12th, 2009 09:43 AM

I really hope it is. That's how I see him in my mind. It's just so right.

Kitsa Apr 12th, 2009 09:50 AM

Tadao, we're going to need a yes or no on this one.

10,000 Volt Ghost Apr 12th, 2009 10:06 AM

That's totally him.

and Happy Birthday Phoenix Gamma! I hope your either getting drunk or still hungover.

Tadao Apr 12th, 2009 01:26 PM


Tadao Apr 13th, 2009 04:13 AM

Chojin Apr 13th, 2009 10:41 AM

I think you're more likely to find Tadao on the federal sex offender registry.

Tadao Apr 13th, 2009 02:25 PM

Why, did MLE press charges on me :(

Kitsa Apr 13th, 2009 03:13 PM

It was mainly the thumbs up that sealed the deal for me.


Tadao Apr 13th, 2009 03:29 PM

If you're gonna do time, at least enjoy the crime baby!

Kitsa Apr 13th, 2009 04:04 PM

Apparently Marilyn Chambers just died.

Along with this unfortunate ad placement.

Babs Apr 13th, 2009 05:53 PM

Tadao gives sex offense two thumbs up

Tadao Apr 13th, 2009 08:45 PM


Originally Posted by qovab (Post 624356)


Sam Apr 14th, 2009 12:37 AM

I was just reading all of Achewood and

Kitsa Apr 14th, 2009 12:37 PM

Blago pleads not guilty at arraignment? What a surprise!

Kitsa Apr 14th, 2009 12:52 PM

Another link for you:

My brother's friend screws up on the job, makes news

10,000 Volt Ghost Apr 15th, 2009 03:57 AM

Ugghhhh. I drank half a bottle of Carlo Rosi Chablis and have trouble seeing straight right now.

Kitsa Apr 15th, 2009 07:36 AM

Why such shitty wine?

Kitsa Apr 15th, 2009 10:28 AM

Also I'm not 100% on this but I think my dog might have just given me a black eye.

She was playing on my bed and flailing around with her big sasquatch feet and nailed me with a claw on the right eyelid. Fortunately, I got my eye closed in time, but it has that deep-bruise feel.

And I have family in town tomorrow. Fun.

10,000 Volt Ghost Apr 15th, 2009 12:43 PM

Hope your eye feels better.

I felt like getting a large amount of wine for not a lot of money. We played scene it and I remember how much I dislike that game.

Tadao Apr 15th, 2009 04:12 PM

Kitsa Apr 15th, 2009 04:58 PM


Anyway, board games suck and I hate them and also they suck. You were better off drunk if you had to play one, I guess. When I go to hell, it will be filled with board games and over-cheery people wanting to play them.

I lost my temper with some flickr messages and now I'm making a(n?) FAQ that will probably alienate some people.

Dixie Apr 16th, 2009 12:06 AM

I've learned some important things this week:
1-Gay men love kiwi green fingernails.
2-Mrs. Cunningham and Pinky Tuscadero's hair are top priority.
3-Beehive hair requires much more hairspray than I think I've ever owned in my life.
4-I still have no idea what the hell I'm doing.

Tadao Apr 16th, 2009 04:18 PM

Next week I'm going in for an MRI to find out if I have claustrophobia.

Dixie Apr 16th, 2009 04:22 PM

I don't have many positive experiences with MRI machines.
I hope yours is better.

Tadao Apr 16th, 2009 04:28 PM

It was a Steven Wright joke I just heard :)

Dixie Apr 16th, 2009 04:37 PM

I don't know much about him.

Tadao Apr 16th, 2009 04:40 PM

Rodney Dangerfield on Quaaludes.

Dixie Apr 16th, 2009 04:52 PM

He's been good in the movies I saw him in (Wright I mean, everyone knows Rodney movies rule).

Speaking of Rodney Dangerfield. I saw a latina chick at Wal-Mart that looked JUST LIKE HIM.
Eyes and waistline. Fucking hideous beast.
She was riding one of those motorized scooters with a basket in the front around the store.
We got behind her in line and I thought nothing of it, maybe she has leg surgery or something.
I became distracted by shiny pink stuff on the end cap and turned away.
When I turned back around she was standing up buying athletic clothes.
A curiosity, indeed.
15 minutes later her basket was full of bags and ready to go.
Her card was declined.
What does she do?
She looks side to side, and then walks to the back of the store, leaving the full basket and the motorized scooter/wheelchair blocking the entire checkout lane.

I hope to see her again one day at 2AM in Wal-Mart, mostly so I can stalk her and take pictures of her.

Tadao Apr 16th, 2009 05:05 PM

Wow, I should get out of the house more. I just might feel better about myself running into these people. I'm just afraid that I have become my online personality and say or do something I will be arrested for.

Dixie Apr 16th, 2009 05:08 PM

Wal-Marts should always make you feel better about yourself.

Sometimes, really late at night, we see midgets there.
It's totally awesome.

Dixie Apr 16th, 2009 05:12 PM

My face is like a leaky faucet.
I hate pollen.

Tadao Apr 16th, 2009 05:13 PM

I would soooooo suck the snot out of your nose.

Kitsa Apr 16th, 2009 05:16 PM


Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 624934)
Next week I'm going in for an MRI to find out if I have claustrophobia.

good god I can't be the only one who got that.

I advise against open MRI, if they try to steer you in that direction. It's just as bad, only upright (chair wedged inbetween 2 big disks). Also, it's about $1000 more.

Tadao Apr 16th, 2009 05:21 PM

I'd love to have an MRI. I always hope to find a reason beyond my control for my actions.

Tadao Apr 16th, 2009 05:31 PM

You make a wonderful Nazi!

The Leader Apr 16th, 2009 06:03 PM


Originally Posted by Carnivore Is God (Post 624945)
Sometimes, really late at night, we see midgets there.

We don't like being out in the open during the day, too many birds of prey.

Colonel Flagg Apr 16th, 2009 09:10 PM


Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 624950)
good god I can't be the only one who got that.

Nah, me too.

I had an MRI about 14 years ago - it was OK space-wise, but was LOUD - kind of like being in a steel can while a slow jackhammer was pounding away at the outside. Ouch.

Big McLargehuge Apr 16th, 2009 10:00 PM

I have had dozens of MRI's and have to have one every year. You get used to them, i can even fall asleep in one.

Kitsa Apr 16th, 2009 10:42 PM

I have as few as three or four and as many as six or seven a year. I used to think it sounded like pots and pans in a dryer, but now it sounds more like a Buck Rogers-style ray gun fight going on in there.

You never need to move, breathe or swallow until they tell you that you can't.

MetalMilitia Apr 17th, 2009 08:46 AM

Shrubfest Apr 17th, 2009 08:50 AM

Mmmm, clever...
Wonder how much that cost to fix?

Kitsa Apr 17th, 2009 08:52 AM

Yes, it's long and loud and yes, the MRI contrast may or may not turn out to kill your kidneys, but it's still better than having a CT or PET and getting radiated.

Esuohlim Apr 17th, 2009 11:21 AM

I sure seem to be getting a lot of banner ads with a woman on a toilet here

MetalMilitia Apr 17th, 2009 11:40 AM

Reading a lot of Jeanette threads recently?

Dimnos Apr 17th, 2009 11:44 AM


Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 625050)
I sure seem to be getting a lot of banner ads with a woman on a toilet here

She could probably do her business if she pulled her pants down. :\

Dimnos Apr 17th, 2009 11:45 AM


Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 625037)
Yes, it's long and loud and yes, the MRI contrast may or may not turn out to kill your kidneys, but it's still better than having a CT or PET and getting radiated.

EEG :x

Chojin Apr 17th, 2009 12:34 PM

Tadao Apr 17th, 2009 12:59 PM

Kitsa Apr 17th, 2009 01:03 PM

EEGs are meh.

I had an EMG last year when they thought I had permanent nerve damage from a botched spinal block. That was the fourth suckiest test I've ever experienced*, and I've experienced the biggies.

I knew I was in trouble when the doctor administering the test (red flag- when a doctor administers a test and doesn't trust a lesser clinician, expect bad things) walked in reading the instruction manual. Then he explained, as he prepped the four inch needles that were to go in "as deep as they need to", that he needed to guess where my femoral artery was because he wouldn't be able to stop the bleed if he impaled it, meaning I might bleed to death.

The needles are supposed to act as radio transmitters, reading electrical impulses through the muscles. Either he jabbed a nerve, or I got shocked by the machine, or something, because the sensation was pretty fucking horrible.

The physician who ordered the test said it's referred to as "the attitude adjuster".

*distant fourth behind aforementioned botched spinal, during which I thought the inept anesthesiologist might actually paralyze or kill me, a bone marrow aspiration with no anesthesia and a lingual thyroid biopsy with no anesthesia, during which I choked on my own blood and had to be suctioned, then was physically unable to leave the room of my own volition and had to be wheeled back to the doctor's office, where I spent an hour or so in the fetal position.

Womti Apr 17th, 2009 01:33 PM

hey guys what happened to the 2008 mock wars tournament

Esuohlim Apr 17th, 2009 01:37 PM

Apparently ridiculing a person's possible sexual orientation and implying that he plays with Polly Pocket is a private messagable offense around here these days

Esuohlim Apr 17th, 2009 01:53 PM


Originally Posted by Sherlock Homeless (Post 625082)
hey guys what happened to the 2008 mock wars tournament

hey what happened your permanent legal place of residence

Womti Apr 17th, 2009 01:57 PM

no really what happened where did it go

Mockery Apr 17th, 2009 01:58 PM

Hey guys, anybody seen Zomboid around lately? Just wondering why he hasn't been posting much. :picklehat

Zomboid Apr 17th, 2009 01:59 PM


Originally Posted by Mockery (Post 625095)
Hey guys, anybody seen Zomboid around lately? Just wondering why he hasn't been posting much. :picklehat

I've been busy making cardboard chapeaus that resemble vegetables and writing letters of praise to you.

Womti Apr 17th, 2009 01:59 PM

oh CRAP :chatter

Zomboid Apr 17th, 2009 02:00 PM

Told ya!

Mockery Apr 17th, 2009 02:01 PM

Oh hey! He's back! Welcome back Zomboid! Good to see ya! It's been too long! :picklehat

Zomboid Apr 17th, 2009 02:03 PM

Hey -RoG-!

I really liked your latest piece on that thing from the 80s. You know the one - it had animated gifs.

Womti Apr 17th, 2009 02:05 PM


Mockery Apr 17th, 2009 02:06 PM

Thanks! I really liked your latest post about my latest piece from the 80s. But you know what could've made your post even better? Animated gifs. :picklehat

Zomboid Apr 17th, 2009 02:08 PM

I concur. Unfortunately, I have to go off to a final at school. Boy, it'll sure be hard to concentrate now that I have all those wacky animated gifs stuck in my head :lol

Mockery Apr 17th, 2009 02:10 PM

Here's two for the road!

Evil Robot Apr 18th, 2009 12:45 AM

i love carpet

10,000 Volt Ghost Apr 18th, 2009 09:03 AM

I played some hybrid of beer pong and flip cup called flong last night. It wasn't groundbreaking but it was nice to try something new.

Misdemonar Apr 18th, 2009 01:40 PM


10,000 Volt Ghost Apr 18th, 2009 01:41 PM


Tadao Apr 18th, 2009 01:43 PM

To bad he doesn't pass it.

Misdemonar Apr 18th, 2009 02:25 PM


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