Goddammit Khal you got there first! I was gonna tell that joke :lol

Missed a full lunar eclipse-cum-red moon extravaganza this morning. I was even awake and mucking about at the time - I just had no freaking idea.

Why don'y they tell people on the news the day before, rather than reporting 'oh, lots of people missed it' on every news network 9 hours later? Fucks.

Why did google change their page AFTER the fucking event?

I would have been totally psyched to see a lunar eclipse but NOOOOOOOO, us North American cuntfaces didn't get shit

I SWEAR I saw the moon getting kind of red, but then a huge storm rolled in and the sky is still full of rain and clouds.

The moon is now communist

um, don't feel bad. honestly - the world gets "SPECTACULAR ONCE IN A LIFETIME" type astrononmical events like bi-monthly. despite what the headlines will tell you, there is no special eclipse that anybody is missing out on. it's a regular, automatic, common occurrence. you wouldn't be able to tell the difference between this one and any future ones.


subscribe to a skywatching blog, you'll have celestial events to look forward to every week and won't have to rely on the oversensationalized after-the-fact media.

Could you subscribe to that for us and keep us updated, please?
I use a set of eight as my roleplaying dice. 8^8 every roll. :eek

While wearing a tight sweater?

IT WONT SAVE YOU FROM JACK NOIR

8ut I have all the luck. ALL OF IT. ::::)

And most of the rigor mortis!

I just found out a friend of mine has become a stripper. I don't know what to tell her; she loves her body, and is open about it, but frankly her taking this sort of job scares me a little. :\

have sex with her before she has sex with everyone else

BROTIP:

1. Ask for a demonstration
2. Put on this song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zxYXV2RrwIs
3. ????
4. Penetrate

Haha, some retard on youtube is calling me a bigot and says he's reporting me for harassment and hate speech because he's angry that I made fun of teabaggers and joked that he's a racist and probably committed war crimes.

I did a google search for his username and found out that he reports anyone who calls him out on how fucking stupid he is.

I think that's SOP for people like that.

The cherry on top is that his username is MRCOMBATVETERAN. Seriously, he never shuts up about how he was in the army.

He kept saying that he was reporting everything I said about his supposed veteran status and hasn't posted a reply since I told him that I was reporting him for homophobic remarks he made on another video.

I had no idea you were so supple, MetalMilitia. :eek

BEEF JERKY JERK-OFF

:lol

back from the Poconos...whatchu doin?

Pocono. Nice. I'm back from VA Beach. Sort of.

Oh shit, maybe that explains why I've been having the mood swings! I'm too young to be a daddy! :x
But no seriously this shit is fucking me up. One hour, I was feeling like the coolest guy ever, and the next I was depressed and miserable. Looked up the side-effects, and bam, mood swings were one of them. Good times are goin' on in my brain.

It isn't your fault. You were Pubbled. :eek

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