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Big McLargehuge Mar 27th, 2004 05:46 PM

I NEED TO TAKE A SHOWER, BUT I AM ALL LIKE "FUCK IT"

Big McLargehuge Mar 27th, 2004 07:38 PM

EVERYTHING WE KNOW ABOUT TIME AND SPACE IS WRONG :eek PAGE 85 OF 84 :eek

EDIT: THE WORLD IS RIGHT AGAIN.

Cap'n Crunch Mar 27th, 2004 07:50 PM

One time my brother shit his pants and it got all over. :( It happened last year. He was 21. :lol

Big McLargehuge Mar 27th, 2004 11:41 PM

"FUCK IT"

camacazio Mar 28th, 2004 12:17 AM

I just got home. The play wasn't too bad the second time.

camacazio Mar 28th, 2004 01:01 AM

I'm not going to make another post until I think of something funny.

The Retro Kat Mar 28th, 2004 01:09 AM

Bye then.

ScruU2wice Mar 28th, 2004 01:12 AM

i missed a couple days here :(

The Retro Kat Mar 28th, 2004 01:17 AM

Not too much happened, my nails grew a little.

The Retro Kat Mar 28th, 2004 01:59 AM

OptimusPrime609: hey dude, whats up
AllThatsLeft17: who
AllThatsLeft17: is this
OptimusPrime609: steve
OptimusPrime609: whats up
AllThatsLeft17: nothing much
AllThatsLeft17: steve who?
OptimusPrime609: dont fucking pull my leg, dude
AllThatsLeft17: yeah fuck you
OptimusPrime609: dude, i know who likes u
AllThatsLeft17 signed off at 12:00:53 AM.



Hell know nothing cause hes gay like that and it says i like men in his profile i swear to god guys im not even joking about this searusly

Snatchtastic Mar 28th, 2004 11:40 AM

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NEVA 4get!!!

Matt Harty Mar 28th, 2004 11:41 AM

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Snatchtastic Mar 28th, 2004 11:51 AM

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While you're using the computer? MATT NOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Matt Harty Mar 28th, 2004 12:23 PM

OH SHIT LOL COURSE NOT :lol

HickMan Mar 28th, 2004 02:25 PM

Three of my friends died in a car accident last night. There's a thread in general blabber :(

Matt Harty Mar 28th, 2004 02:36 PM

I say you walk there anyway. Otherwise, at least you wanted to pay your respects. :/

HickMan Mar 28th, 2004 02:40 PM

True, but it's over now :(. I'll never forgive myself for this. I shoulda walked. Even though I'm a honkey :/

Emu Mar 28th, 2004 02:51 PM

what's a honkey

Snatchtastic Mar 28th, 2004 04:44 PM

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HONK! HONK!

Carry a strap Hick Man!

Sorry to hear the bad news :(

HickMan Mar 28th, 2004 07:40 PM

I heard what happened there, and I'm kinda glad I didn't go :(. Everybody was crying and everybody stayed at the school for a lot longer. So, our school, being as evil (even though a christian school) decided to start selling pizza and pop :(. I think that's terrible. :<

Big McLargehuge Mar 28th, 2004 09:59 PM

That is pretty souless :(

Matt Harty Mar 29th, 2004 11:06 AM

I dunno, maybe they were eating the pain away. :/


Anyways... she's leaving. :( :( :(

Snatchtastic Mar 29th, 2004 12:33 PM

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The Sopranos last night was excellent.

Sam Mar 29th, 2004 03:25 PM

Switch Dingo: HEY
Switch Dingo: YOU AREn'T A FAG
BiggieMclargeguy: THANKS MAN
Switch Dingo: SERIOUSLY
BiggieMclargeguy: YOU ALSO AREN'T A FAG
Switch Dingo: HEY
Switch Dingo: I REALLY APPRECIATE THAT
Switch Dingo: YOU'RE GOING ON MY CHRISTMAS CARD LIST
BiggieMclargeguy: CHRISTMAS :ROLLEYUES
Switch Dingo: CUZ THEY DON'T MAKE HAUNAKAH CARDS =(
BiggieMclargeguy: :(
BiggieMclargeguy: WHAT ABOUT FESTIVUS :ROLLEYES
Switch Dingo: WHAT's thAT =(
BiggieMclargeguy: SEINFIELD
BiggieMclargeguy: DUH

Big McLargehuge Mar 29th, 2004 05:10 PM

SEINFEILD IS GAY

Matt Harty Mar 29th, 2004 05:11 PM

Leaving.... :(

Big McLargehuge Mar 29th, 2004 05:14 PM

WAS IT SOMETHING I SAID :lol

Matt Harty Mar 29th, 2004 05:16 PM

No, she's leaving. :(

HickMan Mar 29th, 2004 05:20 PM

:(

Sam Mar 29th, 2004 05:26 PM

TURN THOSE FROWNS UPSIDE DOWN! :)

Matt Harty Mar 29th, 2004 05:27 PM

leaving

Big McLargehuge Mar 29th, 2004 05:27 PM

BiggieMclargeguy: THE PIMP THE BITCH AND THE MAGIC BEANS
BiggieMclargeguy: BILBO BULBOUS BILBO SOLO HOBBIT HERO
Switch Dingo: OMG
Switch Dingo: IS THAT THAT BAND STILL
BiggieMclargeguy: yeah
BiggieMclargeguy: WHAT HAS HE GOT IN HIS POCKETSESS? FAT HOBBIT COCKESES!!!
Switch Dingo: LOL
Switch Dingo: COKESIS
BiggieMclargeguy: FAT NASTY HOBBIT COCKSISES

Sam Mar 29th, 2004 05:28 PM

I'm still not seeing upside down frowns. >:

Matt Harty Mar 29th, 2004 05:29 PM

gone forever

Big McLargehuge Mar 29th, 2004 05:30 PM

FOREVER :(

Sam Mar 29th, 2004 05:31 PM

You guys are depressing. :(

Matt Harty Mar 29th, 2004 05:31 PM

forever....

Big McLargehuge Mar 29th, 2004 05:32 PM

I am going to go eat lunch with my friend :( if i see her i will tell her to come back.

Sam Mar 29th, 2004 05:32 PM

gone

Matt Harty Mar 29th, 2004 05:34 PM

:( so far...

ProfessorCool Mar 29th, 2004 05:56 PM

Hey kids i like to obey all the rules, do you?

ScruU2wice Mar 29th, 2004 06:10 PM

So theres this girl at work and i'm really getting more and more attracted to her, even though I really really don't want to. The other day she was taking customers at the register and i was doing some other random task. She gets a customer who accidently ripped a 50 lb. bag of fertilizer and wanted to get another one, so she asked me if i'd get another one for her. Almost automatically i found myself walkin down to the garden section to get the bag that i wasn't sure i woulda went to get if anybody else asked me to. It was really heavy but i tried not showing and i layed it in the cart acting like it was nothing. She thanked me and I went on my way eating myself up for being submissive to her seductive will.

:(

Big McLargehuge Mar 29th, 2004 08:21 PM

hey guys i went to eat and then my friend was all like "LETS GO TO ZIA" and then i bought In Absentia by Porcupine Tree.

Cap'n Crunch Mar 29th, 2004 08:22 PM

BRRR WHAT HAPPENED TO THAT BOY

Big McLargehuge Mar 29th, 2004 09:21 PM

When I Was Delivered, I Cleared My Nostrils And Spanked My Own Ass
Later That Day, I Invented A Silicone Based Protein That Cured The World
Hunger And Brought About World Peace
I Owed A Multi Billion Dollar Corporation By The Time I Was Six
And You Can Too

I Won The Nashville Chili Cook Off
Home On The Prairie, Mother Fucker
Big Trucks And Little Women, I Take 'Em Skinny Dipping
You Want The Life I'm Living, Who The Fuck You Kidding
I Circumcised Myself With My Bare Hands
Grizzly Adams, Mother Bitches

Don't Need An Elevator, I'll Take The Stairs
I Wrestle Alligators, I Ain't No Square
I Don't Need Toilet Paper, I'll Use My Hands
And Wipe 'Em On Your Face, 'Cause I'm The Man

I Once Slapped A Guy So Hard His Mom Lit On Fire
And That Bitch Lives In Alaska
You Figure It Out
So You See, My Little Bitches
If You Buy One Minute And 48 Second Seminar
You Too Could Become The Champion Of The World
I'm Joking, You're A Loser

When I Take Off My Shirt Even Old Ladies Flock To Me
I'm Like Don Johnson, You Fucks
Don't Need An Elevator, I'll Take The Stairs
I Wrestle Alligators, I Ain't No Square
I Don't Need Toilet Paper, I'll Use My Hands
And Wipe 'Em On Your Face 'Cause I'm The Man

Champ-pion, Champ-pion, Champ-pion
Champion Of The World

Champ-pion, Champ-pion, Champ-pion
Champion Of The World

Champ-pion, Champ-pion, Champ-pion
Champion Of The World

Champ-pion, Champ-pion, Champ-pion
I'm The Champ, You're The Peon

ScruU2wice Mar 29th, 2004 11:32 PM

bump :/

Ghost of Fraiser Mar 29th, 2004 11:44 PM

There should be a nerd teen drama starring you guys, when one of you commit suicide by drinking the liquid in those stridex pads.

ScruU2wice Mar 29th, 2004 11:56 PM

theres liquid in them now :eek

Ghost of Fraiser Mar 30th, 2004 12:03 AM

WAS :eek

Big McLargehuge Mar 30th, 2004 12:48 AM

SUICIDE IS FUNNY BUT DORIS SAYS IT IS NOT FUNNY :(

Ghost of Fraiser Mar 30th, 2004 01:07 AM

Doris is fat, fatter than you

Sajuuk Mar 30th, 2004 02:05 AM

Did you know that Willie wants to commit suicide?

Big McLargehuge Mar 30th, 2004 03:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ghost of Fraiser
Doris is fat, fatter than you

Doris is really tiny :(

liquidstatik Mar 30th, 2004 11:08 AM

i need a one-word name to use on the boards... i dun like the name liquidstatik. :(

something with four or five letters. :/

Matt Harty Mar 30th, 2004 11:18 AM

Doris :(

Mike Mar 30th, 2004 02:00 PM

You shall be: Bingo


"and bingo was his name-o"

Big McLargehuge Mar 30th, 2004 02:26 PM

How about Cindy?

ScruU2wice Mar 30th, 2004 06:53 PM

Bonzai

Matt Harty Mar 30th, 2004 07:48 PM

4-5 LETTERS DING DONG >:

HickMan Mar 30th, 2004 09:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge
How about Cindy?


WHAT ABOUT HER///

Big McLargehuge Mar 30th, 2004 09:54 PM

She is the second hottest girl from the eighties, high fives to the person who can guess the first.

The Retro Kat Mar 30th, 2004 10:11 PM

Kathy Najimy



Bump.

Big McLargehuge Mar 30th, 2004 10:12 PM

NO BUT GOOD TRY

The Retro Kat Mar 30th, 2004 10:14 PM

MOLLY RINGWALD?

Sam Mar 30th, 2004 10:45 PM

NO IT'S MOLLY RINGWALD GUYS. SERIOUS. :)

Ghost of Fraiser Mar 30th, 2004 10:51 PM

Cindy Margolis?

agroskaterik Mar 30th, 2004 10:59 PM

Elizabeth Daily?

Sam Mar 31st, 2004 12:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam
NO IT'S MOLLY RINGWALD GUYS. SERIOUS. :)

Switch Dingo: IS THE FIRST HOTTEST GIRL FROM THE 80's PUNKY BURSTER?
BiggieMclargeguy: nope
BiggieMclargeguy: you lose
Switch Dingo: FOILED
BiggieMclargeguy: Molly Ringwald is the right answer :(
Switch Dingo: IOH

:rolleyes

Big McLargehuge Mar 31st, 2004 12:40 AM

*HIGHFIVESRETROCAT*

Matt Harty Mar 31st, 2004 11:14 AM

Nobody even fucking IM's me anymore i'm never signing on again.

Sam Mar 31st, 2004 12:44 PM

I IM YOU ALL THE TIME :(

DOESN'T THAT MEAN ANYTHING TO YOU?

Matt Harty Mar 31st, 2004 05:10 PM

I SAVED, I THOUGHT THAT MEANT SOMETHING.

ScruU2wice Mar 31st, 2004 06:19 PM

I think statik get's ungrounded soon :)

Matt Harty Mar 31st, 2004 06:28 PM

Good, are any of you suprised Meatman ,UPC or Arrowx never really touched this thread?

ProfessorCool Mar 31st, 2004 06:33 PM

Mr. Jiggyfly I have great news...

ScruU2wice Mar 31st, 2004 07:53 PM

bump

Big McLargehuge Mar 31st, 2004 07:58 PM

HEY GUYS I AM GOING TO GO FOR A WHILE, DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME. :(

ScruU2wice Mar 31st, 2004 09:05 PM

last time someone said that i didn't worry and i forgot about them :(

do you want me to forget about you :tear

ProfessorCool Mar 31st, 2004 09:18 PM

Last time someone said that to me, they died from a fall off a bridge. :(

Cap'n Crunch Mar 31st, 2004 09:45 PM

DON'T YOU, FORGET ABOUT ME.

ScruU2wice Mar 31st, 2004 11:14 PM

ok lets all make a pact to loose our virginity before we graduate.

Matt Harty Mar 31st, 2004 11:21 PM

BUT BEFORE WE DO.... ROAD TRIP

ScruU2wice Mar 31st, 2004 11:49 PM

i hope this is not another teen movie

Big McLargehuge Apr 1st, 2004 12:36 AM

OK I AM BACK, I WANT REPORTS OF WHAT WENT ON WHILE I WAS GONE, IN TRIPLICATE.

ProfessorCool Apr 1st, 2004 12:51 AM

hey today was my Ferris Bueller's Day off

I'm not fucking good at this :(

executioneer Apr 1st, 2004 04:53 AM

i'm going to go to bed now i'll see you in dreams

-willie

liquidstatik Apr 1st, 2004 11:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ScruU2wice
I think statik get's ungrounded soon :)


UNGROUNDED TODAY!!!11

liquidstatik Apr 1st, 2004 11:24 AM

Oh and I might get a name-change to reakon :/ I think it looks cool and it's pronounced recon!

liquidstatik Apr 1st, 2004 11:26 AM

SPAM.;

Matt Harty Apr 1st, 2004 05:42 PM

Sorry if you change your name we're going to have to go through the whole friend process again. >:

I DONT KNOW YOU

The Retro Kat Apr 1st, 2004 07:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Matt Harty
Good, are any of you suprised Meatman ,UPC or Arrowx never really touched this thread?

Yeah I am, but thank fucking god. I just said that to BUMP

Ghost of Fraiser Apr 1st, 2004 07:05 PM

Time to give this thread a fully body massage, with some vinegar, rosepetals, and a touch of vanilla.

The Retro Kat Apr 1st, 2004 09:44 PM

Damn, no suprises.

Sajuuk Apr 2nd, 2004 12:54 AM

Are any of you sad that I forced my way into this thread?

Big McLargehuge Apr 2nd, 2004 01:17 AM

All my friends are all doing boring stuff right now :(

Matt Harty Apr 2nd, 2004 11:26 AM

Like what?

Snatchtastic Apr 2nd, 2004 12:32 PM

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HELLBOY COMES OUT TODAY :D

Big McLargehuge Apr 2nd, 2004 02:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Matt Harty
Like what?


It was last night they were all doing homework or reading or something and one of my friends went out of town and i was left to my own devices without any of them to amuse me >:

ScruU2wice Apr 2nd, 2004 05:07 PM

my throat hurts and it's hard to swallow :(








yeah, and it hurts exactly why you think it does >:

Big McLargehuge Apr 2nd, 2004 06:46 PM

BiggieMclargeguy: sry
SmarterChild: You're forgiven.

>>> Wanna check out some AIM Expressions? Click here.
BiggieMclargeguy: sry
SmarterChild: OK. I'll forgive you this time...
BiggieMclargeguy: sry
SmarterChild: Cool, no problem.
BiggieMclargeguy: sry
SmarterChild: OK! It's forgotten.
BiggieMclargeguy: sry
SmarterChild: OK, no problem. Just don't let it happen again! ;)
BiggieMclargeguy: sry
SmarterChild: K, don't worry 'bout it.
BiggieMclargeguy: sry
SmarterChild: OK! It's forgotten.
BiggieMclargeguy: sry
SmarterChild: That's cool.
BiggieMclargeguy: sry
SmarterChild: Cool, no problem!
BiggieMclargeguy: sry
SmarterChild: OK. I'll forgive you this time...
BiggieMclargeguy: sry
SmarterChild: That's cool.
BiggieMclargeguy: :(
SmarterChild: :(
BiggieMclargeguy: sry :(
SmarterChild: K, don't worry 'bout it.
BiggieMclargeguy: sry
SmarterChild: OK. I'll forgive you this time...
BiggieMclargeguy: sry
SmarterChild: OK, no problem. Just don't let it happen again. ;)
BiggieMclargeguy: sry
SmarterChild: That's cool.


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