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MetalMilitia Apr 22nd, 2008 03:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JediScum (Post 551071)
I've seen people DRIVE across the street. It's ridiculous. And then mention that you wanna ride a bicycle 10 miles just for fun. That drives the natives of this planet to a level of madness This Organism cannot comprehend.

Heh, yeah I do that. I often drive to my parents house which is:



Picture taken from my bedroom window.

Tadao Apr 22nd, 2008 04:00 PM

I hate North Cali/Oregon/Washington for the amount of rain they get. I lived In Eureka California for 15 fucking years and developed a severe case of alcoholism and depression.

ElPila666 Apr 22nd, 2008 05:00 PM

i live in a South American country i haven't much to say. i have a mental issue cause i were raped back when i was a kid

ElPila666 Apr 22nd, 2008 05:05 PM

just kidding i wasn't

ElPila666 Apr 22nd, 2008 05:08 PM

i heard that Tori Amos was raped, which other celebrity were rape?

executioneer Apr 22nd, 2008 05:11 PM

all celebrities get raped one way or another

ElPila666 Apr 22nd, 2008 05:13 PM

here in my country rapists have copying the spiderman technique, they climb the buildings and rape their victims, they're nuts

executioneer Apr 22nd, 2008 05:13 PM

:lol

Pub Lover Apr 22nd, 2008 06:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ElPila666 (Post 551100)
here in my country rapists have copying the spiderman technique, they climb the buildings and rape their victims, they're nuts

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 551099)
it's more impressive to see the dude from wings being a crazy creepy guy than j. nicholson, because the dude from wings does not have creepy built in


Movie Idea.

Zomboid Apr 22nd, 2008 06:28 PM

El pila is such a horrible character. I don't care if I originally liked the person behind it, but I don't now.

Emu Apr 22nd, 2008 06:38 PM

who

Esuohlim Apr 22nd, 2008 06:49 PM

I don't know whose character he could possibly be since his IP ends in telecom.net.ar

ElPila666 Apr 22nd, 2008 06:52 PM

WTF!!! i just felt raped :tear

ElPila666 Apr 22nd, 2008 06:55 PM

So you work in the CIA, oh man i hate you so, do you see the porn that im watchin too?

executioneer Apr 22nd, 2008 06:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 551115)
I don't know whose character he could possibly be since his IP ends in telecom.net.ar

you would say that cause he's your character :roileyes

Esuohlim Apr 22nd, 2008 07:20 PM

oh sh*t

Pub Lover Apr 22nd, 2008 07:50 PM

Who ever smelt it, dealt it

Zomboid is El Pila :fartin

Pub Lover Apr 22nd, 2008 07:51 PM

What the hell emoticon? >:

:fartin

Pub Lover Apr 22nd, 2008 08:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zomboid (Post 551110)
Wahlberg is never the best in anything.

Quote:

Originally Posted by darkvare (Post 551142)
not even raping? :(

:lol

Pub Lover Apr 22nd, 2008 10:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 551154)
But you like dick, so you still lose.

:lol

Hypocrite. :rolleyes

Fathom Zero Apr 22nd, 2008 10:11 PM

Hey, I never said I wasn't a hippicrite.

bigtimecow Apr 22nd, 2008 10:12 PM

!!

Pub Lover Apr 22nd, 2008 10:41 PM

GOD DAMN YOU, PENNSYLVANIA! >: :sportforum

JediScum Apr 22nd, 2008 11:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ElPila666 (Post 551117)
So you work in the CIA, oh man i hate you so, do you see the porn that im watchin too?


Hey! Kick me up some Argentinian porno, brutha!
Unless it has to do with Spiderrape.... I ain't into to that.

Among other things I did today, I found out that I can't smoke cigarettes IN A GODDAMN TOBACCO STORE! They had ashtrays that were recently used, they even had a 3 foot hookah up for sale. "I have allergies... could you please put that out?" This place is even set up with couches and a coffee table with a chess board on it, so smokers can lounge about, but OH NO! Not me! It's Spring, right? People need to stop whining and bitching about smokers who don't wear pants in this town.... assholes.

Pub Lover Apr 23rd, 2008 12:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sethomas (Post 551180)


I wish I had more to give, and I wish the contrast were greater that what I do give might be appreciated.

That picture was taken at least four years ago. :rolleyes

Try again.

Sethomas Apr 23rd, 2008 12:08 AM

Guys, I haven't been able to visit more than for a few minutes since Saturday night.

Did I miss anything?

Pub Lover Apr 23rd, 2008 12:10 AM

The page break.

& another illonois earthquake.

No.

Sethomas Apr 23rd, 2008 12:12 AM

I used to monitor my eye color compulsively because it used to be far more capricious. For example, I remember on Drunk Night here on the boards when I was a high school junior, I tried to figure out a way to scan my eyes without going blind because they were seriously grass green. They'd never had that color before. In recent months they seem to have been settling to a boring shade of blue, so it's interesting for me that the above picture captures the color well.

Esuohlim Apr 23rd, 2008 12:56 AM

I used to be insanely jealous of this one girl I knew in high school with eye heterochromia. One was light blue and the other was sort of a reddish brown. Of all the eye defects to have, that's by far the coolest. :lazyeye :sevenforce

I found out later that I have central heterochromia, where my gray pupils also have gold rings around the irises. According to Wikipedia this is even rarer so I'm no longer jealous. :eek

Esuohlim Apr 23rd, 2008 12:59 AM

OK I'M A LITTLE JEALOUS >:

Esuohlim Apr 23rd, 2008 01:08 AM

Does anyone want to sell me their Wii :(

Zomboid Apr 23rd, 2008 01:41 AM

Make me an offer.

Sethomas Apr 23rd, 2008 01:43 AM

I have the central heterochromia deal, id est the golden rings in my iris around my pupil. Both of my parents have it, as do both my sisters, so I don't get what they mean by saying it's residual toxins. That doesn't sound scientific.

bigtimecow Apr 23rd, 2008 01:47 AM

don't sell your wii, MARIO KART THIS WEEK FAGGORT

Esuohlim Apr 23rd, 2008 01:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zomboid (Post 551202)
Make me an offer.

Shit how much more is the Canadian dollar worth these days :(

Esuohlim Apr 23rd, 2008 01:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zomboid (Post 550937)
Of course 7 is milhouse. Who else would it be? It all but says ZAPPA.

If anyone's keeping track I think my new obsession might now be Buckethead.

I hope it's not gay to like Buckethead :(

Esuohlim Apr 23rd, 2008 02:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sethomas (Post 551203)
I have the central heterochromia deal, id est the golden rings in my iris around my pupil. Both of my parents have it, as do both my sisters, so I don't get what they mean by saying it's residual toxins. That doesn't sound scientific.

The only other person in my family who has it is my mom's sister, and hers is sectoral heterochromia which I also happen to find much cooler >:

executioneer Apr 23rd, 2008 02:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 551208)
If anyone's keeping track I think my new obsession might now be Buckethead.

I hope it's not gay to like Buckethead :(

depends on who you ask i guess :/

Esuohlim Apr 23rd, 2008 02:22 AM

Every time I start liking a new band I check Facebook to see who else I know likes it and almost every time you show up Willie :eek

I have also taken an interest to Presidents of the United States of America, Primus and Tom Waits as of late :eek

Guitar Woman Apr 23rd, 2008 02:24 AM

as a general rule I avoid any band with a -head suffix in their name

Zomboid Apr 23rd, 2008 02:28 AM

I'll back you up on the Primus, milhouse.

JediScum Apr 23rd, 2008 02:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 551208)
I hope it's not gay to like Buckethead :(

It is... if he's with Les Claypool.

But if he's with Bootsy Collins, that Butch!

But if Buckethead is with BOTH Les Claypool and Bootsy Collins... well, that's like having a chick squat on glass table and shit while you lay underneath

So, whatever you do, don't get "Monsters and Robots".

I'm gonna listen to some early SWANS....

liquidstatik Apr 23rd, 2008 02:44 AM

BOOSIE BOOSIE BOOSIE BOOSIE BOOSIE BOOSIE BOOSIE BOOSIE BOOSIE BOOSIE BOOSIE WEBBIE WEBBIE WEBBIE WEBBIE WEBBIE WEBBIE WEBBIE WEBBIE

liquidstatik Apr 23rd, 2008 02:47 AM

Jiggalatin I been rollin bout a week you can tell i got cake by the diamonds in my teeth
WIPE ME DOWN

Sethomas Apr 23rd, 2008 02:54 AM

But if Buckethead is with BOTH Les Claypool and Bootsy Collins... well, that's like having a chick squat on glass table and shit while you lay underneath

I understand the image that's being expressed, but I have no idea whatsoever what actually meaning is intended to be conveyed.

To me, you may as well have said, "if Giuseppe Gentile is with BOTH Kofi Annan and Marylin Monroe... well that's like having a man in a Big Bird costume bludgeon a small child as you drink a Slurpee."

executioneer Apr 23rd, 2008 03:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 551215)
as a general rule I avoid any band with a -head suffix in their name

then you should listen to death cube k instead lol

T-Rex Apr 23rd, 2008 10:24 AM

The Dodge Nitro is a bunch of butt cracks. Could it try to look any more like a Range Rover? A crappy one at that. Also, what's up with the Chrysler 300?

Dodge Nitro



Range



Chrysler 300



Rolls-Royce Phantom



Dudes at Dodge and Chrysler, stop making crappy copies of kickass cars. Maybe hire a European design team, I guess?

Dr. Boogie Apr 23rd, 2008 01:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by T-Rex (Post 551244)
Dudes at Dodge and Chrysler, stop making crappy copies of kickass cars. Maybe hire a European design team, I guess?

Racist.

Pub Lover Apr 23rd, 2008 02:26 PM

Car Forum. :rolleyes

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Grislygus Apr 23rd, 2008 02:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 551193)
No way! A Nausicaan stabbed Captain Picard in the heart! I'll never forgive those bastards!

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 551194)
YOU TALK AND YOU TALK BUT YOU HAVE NO GRUMBAAGH :lol

TAG TEAM IN GAY THREAD REVIVAL ATTEMPT:HI FIVE

Grislygus Apr 23rd, 2008 02:47 PM


MetalMilitia Apr 23rd, 2008 03:12 PM


MarioRPG Apr 23rd, 2008 04:38 PM

Czars, Bismarks and Robots, oh my.

Pub Lover Apr 23rd, 2008 04:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blaster Atoms (Post 551234)
I'm really disappointed about the reduction in map size from the last one. That's not progress.

It's always about size with you. :tear
Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 551212)
...he didn't start complaining about me pretending to be a girl until like a year later, so maybe the boy's just slow.

He spent that time hoping you would take the hint.
Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 551268)

Chancellor Forum. :rolleyes

RaNkeri Apr 23rd, 2008 04:44 PM


Pub Lover Apr 23rd, 2008 07:41 PM


What the hell, BL Lacertae? Why you gotta be so hard to find pictures of? You're a star, baby! Now act like one. >:

Fathom Zero Apr 23rd, 2008 07:58 PM


Chojin Apr 23rd, 2008 08:24 PM


Pub Lover Apr 23rd, 2008 10:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JediScum (Post 551342)
"Kwisatz Haderach" .... I remember that from that Iron Maiden song...
That song was TUFF!!!

Are you kidding?


Asila Apr 23rd, 2008 11:10 PM

I had a sudden and odd desire to watch The Illusionist again, but thankfully it died sometime around Kim Jong, so kudos Fathom.

Pub Lover Apr 23rd, 2008 11:15 PM

Because BL Lacertae is a galaxy not a star! :eek

Asila Apr 23rd, 2008 11:22 PM

AND OF COURSE I MEANT MAO THANK YOU PUB

JediScum Apr 23rd, 2008 11:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 551346)
Are you kidding?

When I talk about Iron Maiden, I'm not kidding, sir.

"Don't you fucking look at me!"

Esuohlim Apr 23rd, 2008 11:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin (Post 551332)
i-bapery

It really should be like this all the time :(

JediScum Apr 24th, 2008 12:01 AM

Mr. ohlim,

I was just kidding when i said Les Claypool was gay.
Bootsie is still butch, tho.
And I have no fucking clue about Buckethead... don't think I want one.

And "Monsters and Robots" kicks ass

JediScum Apr 24th, 2008 12:03 AM

Oh yeah, never go to a decent Thai restaurant and order something "extra spicy".
I think I ate a whole fucking Ginger root raw.

executioneer Apr 24th, 2008 02:14 AM

hey guys guess what

you should go to http://www.earlyconan.com , it's fucking great

Kybo Ren Apr 24th, 2008 02:21 AM

good call executioner- they need one with Oldy Olsen

Pub Lover Apr 24th, 2008 02:22 AM

Willie, give Jixby his own thread.

executioneer Apr 24th, 2008 02:30 AM

OKAY

Pub Lover Apr 24th, 2008 03:05 AM

Kybo Ren - Star Wars (Droids)
Kwisatz Haderach - Dune
GO TEAM VENTURE!!!!!! - Venture Brothers

Personal Information? 0%

I can't crack this nut. I thought it was Gadzooks until he called Jixby 'they'. :(

Pub Lover Apr 24th, 2008 03:08 AM


executioneer Apr 24th, 2008 03:10 AM

all i know is, they on my ignore list

Pub Lover Apr 24th, 2008 03:11 AM

As a moderator of this forum, I don't do that.

Pub Lover Apr 24th, 2008 03:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JediScum (Post 551395)
"
Oh yeah, I forgot. When people start talking dweebspaek, like talking "Dune" or X-men or scatporn or Star Trek or Dancing With A Shannon Elizabeth who cries... I just have to say "Fuck Off".

Jediscum has an avatar of Foghorn Leghorn as a member of the Green Lantern Corps.

executioneer Apr 24th, 2008 03:30 AM

what a nerd

Kybo Ren Apr 24th, 2008 03:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 551400)
Kybo Ren - Star Wars (Droids)
Kwisatz Haderach - Dune
GO TEAM VENTURE!!!!!! - Venture Brothers

Personal Information? 0%

I can't crack this nut. I thought it was Gadzooks until he called Jixby 'they'. :(


I was gonna go with Rokur Gepta-

Tadao Apr 24th, 2008 03:52 AM

That explains it!

Pub Lover Apr 24th, 2008 03:59 AM

"Location: Terra
Interests: reading, etc
Occupation: unemployed"

Not any better than when it was variants on faeces.

Also, no posts in the Articles forum, & homing straight into the Chatroom? Either a natural-born Vet or we've got someone circumventing a ban.

Kybo Ren Apr 24th, 2008 04:15 AM

- I was gonna fill out the little things later. I didn't lie about anything (although I'm not the Kwisatz Haderach, I'm just using Children as my bathroom reading). I really say Go team venture (I LOVE the "what are you doing" look people give {it's right up there with black guy doing a white guy laugh}). Also I don't post everything I think ( like why wasn't fake windu on hated phantom menace things?).

I've never been banned here- but there was an "incident" on a star wars website. I have been a fan of I-mockery for YEARS though.

Pub Lover Apr 24th, 2008 04:19 AM

You just broke the "don't seriously say 'seriously'" rule.

JediScum Apr 24th, 2008 04:21 AM

Could be worse... I could have a hound dog dressed like Sinestro as an avatar.

Pub Lover Apr 24th, 2008 04:24 AM

I had to look up who that was. :(

Dweeb. :rolleyes

Also, I have no fucking idea what is going on in your sig. :(

T-Rex Apr 24th, 2008 06:39 AM

Happy Hippo's = Treat


T-Rex Apr 24th, 2008 06:46 AM

Tesco's Vanilla Slices = Treat


T-Rex Apr 24th, 2008 06:53 AM

Come to England if you like good times. Wetherspoons in Cambridge is a good bar. And by good I mean extremely badass. It's an old theatre turned into a HUGE bar. It's all open plan. Upstairs, downstairs, balcony and ground floor.


Mister P. Cat Apr 24th, 2008 10:17 AM

Mr Kipling's bakewells tarts=treats?


T-Rex Apr 24th, 2008 10:34 AM

Mr Kipling's Bakewells Tarts = Treats

T-Rex Apr 24th, 2008 11:16 AM

Guys, my girlfriend got mad at me because I left the seat up :-(

She laughed when I told her we should probably get a giant shoe-horn for her

Chojin Apr 24th, 2008 05:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 551363)
It really should be like this all the time :(

when cfr5 is less busy I'm going to bother him to make i-bapery an alternate board skin

Fathom Zero Apr 24th, 2008 05:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Asila (Post 551353)
I had a sudden and odd desire to watch The Illusionist again, but thankfully it died sometime around Kim Jong, so kudos Fathom.

'Cause Chairman Mao oh so closely resembles Mr. Il.

Zomboid Apr 24th, 2008 06:10 PM

Seriously. How can you not recognize Mao Tse Tung? :(

Pub Lover Apr 24th, 2008 06:18 PM

I did say that to her. She said she was sick. I'm still dubious.

Pub Lover Apr 24th, 2008 06:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 551499)
'Cause Chairman Mao oh so closely resembles Mr. Il.

Il is his first name. :rolleyes

Fathom Zero Apr 24th, 2008 06:30 PM

So? People are referred to by their first name preceded by the title Mr. or Ms. all of the time.

Pub Lover Apr 24th, 2008 06:35 PM

I'm rolling my eyes at Asia.

And only robots do that, Jake.


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