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Pub Lover Apr 30th, 2008 05:21 PM


Grislygus Apr 30th, 2008 05:22 PM

Probably


The only way a girl can be a nasty skank in a bad way is if they're into chaw

Tadao Apr 30th, 2008 05:30 PM

Cameron Diaz is a soulless whore I'd I'd punch her in the face because she couldn't make me cum.

Pub Lover Apr 30th, 2008 05:32 PM

That is Shocking!

Grislygus Apr 30th, 2008 05:39 PM

I believe I've already covered the "Tadao/wifebeater" angle

We appreciate your enthusiasm, however

Tadao Apr 30th, 2008 05:40 PM

You can really feel my emotions Gris, we should fuck.

Pub Lover Apr 30th, 2008 05:41 PM

That is Shocking!

Grislygus Apr 30th, 2008 05:44 PM

CanzoHarry's got dibs on ya, skeazebag
Unless I completely misunderstood him, which is entirely possible.

Tadao Apr 30th, 2008 05:44 PM


Pub Lover Apr 30th, 2008 05:45 PM

:tear

That is Shocking!

Pub Lover Apr 30th, 2008 07:01 PM

Hey Mister S. Is Lauren Tracey hot? Because my spam folder thinks she & I are a match. :eek

Esuohlim Apr 30th, 2008 07:08 PM

Mister R. what are you up to >:

ElPila666 Apr 30th, 2008 07:11 PM

that picture gave me the muchies

MLE Apr 30th, 2008 07:14 PM

muchies indeed

Pub Lover Apr 30th, 2008 07:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 552725)
Mister R. what are you up to >:

Facebook bombards my spam folder with secret info about the friends of my friends.

I did not ask it to do this.

Pub Lover Apr 30th, 2008 07:30 PM

Hey guys, Scrubfest is a raver. :rave

Pub Lover Apr 30th, 2008 07:31 PM

Oh for an edit butoon. :gw

Pub Lover Apr 30th, 2008 07:36 PM

;;_______;;

Shrubfest Apr 30th, 2008 07:36 PM

Would that mean me?
Shh...I wasn't gonna say anything....
Bugger.

Pub Lover Apr 30th, 2008 07:39 PM

To be fair, I do say sh & sc the same :yiddish

Shrubfest Apr 30th, 2008 07:41 PM

Forgiven. Not that I was offended. :)

Pub Lover Apr 30th, 2008 07:43 PM

Wait until after the requested sodomy before stating how offended you are.

ElPila666 Apr 30th, 2008 07:46 PM

what is sodomy? it's sounds like something fun

Chojin Apr 30th, 2008 07:48 PM

pub are you creeping out the newbies again

Shrubfest Apr 30th, 2008 08:00 PM

Meh, be reet.

I'll just cry in a corner later, as ya do.
Gives my unemployed self something to do.

Pub Lover Apr 30th, 2008 08:07 PM


Pub Lover Apr 30th, 2008 08:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shrubfest (Post 552748)
CHRIST! You people are never satisfied...enough to melt the cheese.

Breakfast fetishists.

...

Pub Lover Apr 30th, 2008 08:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 552749)

I didn't get why that was creepy until after I posted it & now I feel like I'm Liquidstatik. :x

Shrubfest Apr 30th, 2008 08:12 PM

yes?

Pub Lover Apr 30th, 2008 08:12 PM

All seeing a dead dog rather than a butterfly or something.

Pub Lover Apr 30th, 2008 08:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shrubfest (Post 552754)
yes?

YES! YES! OH GOD, YES!

Shrubfest Apr 30th, 2008 08:15 PM

Well, i feel better about myself now.

Pub Lover Apr 30th, 2008 08:20 PM

You're not Pandajuice's wife are you? Oh man, that guy hates me enough already.

Shrubfest Apr 30th, 2008 08:25 PM

As of yet, not encountered the guy.

So if i am, its news to me!

Pub Lover Apr 30th, 2008 08:30 PM

That's good news. I already have a hopeless crush on a married woman & I would prefer to avoid another. :doopa4eva

Shrubfest Apr 30th, 2008 08:33 PM

Righty ho.
Leaving before further abuse *cough* ensues.

Pub Lover Apr 30th, 2008 08:36 PM

AND THAT IS HOW YOU MAKE A NEWBIE LEAVE! NEXT UP ESUOHLIM SHARES HIS FAVOURITE SANDWICH RECIPE

Esuohlim Apr 30th, 2008 08:45 PM

FIRST YOU TAKE SOME BREAD AND THEN SOME BUFFALO-STYLE CHICKEN AND MOZZERELLA CHEESE AND RANCH DRESSING LETTUCE HOT SAUCE EAT

Tadao Apr 30th, 2008 08:47 PM

SHOCKING!

Esuohlim Apr 30th, 2008 08:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 544620)

..

Pub Lover Apr 30th, 2008 08:49 PM

THAT DOESN'T SOUND LIKE YOU EATING A SANDWICH, MISTER G. >:

Pub Lover Apr 30th, 2008 08:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 552766)
..

THAT IS MY FAVOURITE PICTURE OF THE YEAR, MISTER S. :)

Spoilers!

Pub Lover Apr 30th, 2008 09:03 PM

:eek

Esuohlim Apr 30th, 2008 09:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 550076)
That has been sitting in my 'Use This' notepad for so long that it doesn't even conform to the boards quote function anymore.

A search for "stacey dash" yields this post as the first result for some reason :mystery

Pub Lover Apr 30th, 2008 09:37 PM

;)

Esuohlim Apr 30th, 2008 09:43 PM

Oh you shrewd devil :o

Guess who's banned :lol

Pub Lover Apr 30th, 2008 09:45 PM

>:

Tadao Apr 30th, 2008 09:47 PM

I found that post that you where baned for because you are a racist.

Pub Lover Apr 30th, 2008 09:47 PM

MILHOSUE :'(

Esuohlim Apr 30th, 2008 09:53 PM

Don't worry I moved the link into someone else's post and left no trail I think you're in the clear.

Your new name is Marv Juilliard and you live in Newfoundland.

Esuohlim Apr 30th, 2008 10:00 PM

I HAVE LEFT THE EMOTICON GANG I THINK WE'VE DEVIATED FROM THE ORIGINAL PLAN OF BEING A GROUP OF COOL DUDES WHO HANG OUT AND HAVE A COOL TIME :(

WHAT WITH LIQUID GETTING HIMSELF BANNED AND GADZOOKS' UNTIMELY DEATH AND ALL :tear

Asila Apr 30th, 2008 10:03 PM

2 whole pages, that'll teach me to DO things during the day.

But I'm subtle so I won't say anything about being heartbroken

Guitar Woman Apr 30th, 2008 10:07 PM

I got suspended from school today!

:lol

ElPila666 Apr 30th, 2008 10:10 PM

Albert Hoffmann died at age 102 yesterday why does anyone advice that, he wasn't a hero of yours maybe, but hey that dude invented LSD, beatles, hippies, pink floyd, among others

Pub Lover Apr 30th, 2008 10:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 552769)
:eek

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 552771)
;)

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 552773)
>:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 552775)
MILHOSUE :'(

Single emoticons & misspelling Esuohlim? Is that how I look to you? Fuck. :(

Also, that makes the end of the last page really lol for reasons that involve my actions warranting two bans. :lol

ElPila666 Apr 30th, 2008 10:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 552779)
I got suspended from school today!

:lol

Did you touched accidentally your hot teacher's butt?

ElPila666 Apr 30th, 2008 10:29 PM

my classmate were too annoying they used to be so nasty and some of they used to write down notes like "freddy I fuck your mama", and then my mom saw the notes and i felt terrible i was in the troublesome kids class, when i talked to the principal to make them get suspended they found out and almoust choke me to dead

ElPila666 Apr 30th, 2008 10:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 552779)
I got suspended from school today!

:lol

you shouldn't smoke cigarettes in school

ElPila666 Apr 30th, 2008 10:32 PM

;_;

ElPila666 Apr 30th, 2008 10:44 PM

i'm looking for some youtube college girls sexy videos, does anyone could suggest me key words, i already use: pendejas putitas escuela
:orgasm

Esuohlim Apr 30th, 2008 10:50 PM

try "uncle buck scene: pancakes"

ElPila666 Apr 30th, 2008 10:57 PM

John Candy is so sweet!

Pub Lover Apr 30th, 2008 11:01 PM

Something you've all had an extra year to get used to but still irks me is how last year's forum update removed the URL from the pictures used as avatars and replaced it with an account ID.

Now I have to ask for details to start a search.

Chojin Apr 30th, 2008 11:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ElPila
when i talked to the principal to make them get suspended they found out and almoust choke me to dead

lines like this are why elpila is our most valuable poster.

bigtimecow Apr 30th, 2008 11:27 PM

elpila :lol broken english

Pub Lover Apr 30th, 2008 11:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by glowbelly (Post 552793)
SEX? wassat?

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 552802)
a p*nis in a vagina

Willie is a child of the revolution.

Pub Lover Apr 30th, 2008 11:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MLE (Post 552799)
I need INPUT. Where would you all place Intellectual Geeks and Lolcat Enthusiats?

Error, grasshopper disassemble. :(

WhiteRat May 1st, 2008 12:03 AM

Today I purchased an Xbox HD-DVD player, an Xbox universal remote, and King Kong HD all in the same box for only 23 bucks at K-mart.

Zomboid May 1st, 2008 12:20 AM

Go back and buy me the same, please.

Fathom Zero May 1st, 2008 12:20 AM

I thought Abbie Hoffman was already dead.

Nevermind, I just realized who was talking.

Pub Lover May 1st, 2008 01:02 AM

Abbie & Albert Hoffmann were different dudes.

Chojin May 1st, 2008 01:40 AM

i was going to ask whiterat why on earth he'd get an hd-dvd player, but then I remembered that I just bought a 3DO and Sega CD.

Fathom Zero May 1st, 2008 01:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 552823)
Abbie & Albert Hoffmann were different dudes.


They're both forgettable. LSD was discovered on my and noob3's birthday.

Sethomas May 1st, 2008 04:25 AM

Remember when I talked about a myspace camwhore who tried to friend me, and I assumed she was spam but she was really just a camwhore? And I gave her 48 hours to reply to a message before I posted the link to her profile so you guys could be creepy to her? I forgot.

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm...ndid=333644578

CHICKS IN VADER HELMETS!

MetalMilitia May 1st, 2008 04:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin (Post 552828)
i was going to ask whiterat why on earth he'd get an hd-dvd player, but then I remembered that I just bought a 3DO and Sega CD.

For $23 it's worth it. There are something like several hundred titles which were released on HD-DVD and I expect you can pick them up really cheaply on e-bay by now.

Shrubfest May 1st, 2008 07:38 AM

Wow, complex. I don't even have T.V...

WhiteRat May 1st, 2008 08:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetalMilitia (Post 552837)
For $23 it's worth it. There are something like several hundred titles which were released on HD-DVD and I expect you can pick them up really cheaply on e-bay by now.

Exactly. I would never have bought it had it not been so incredibly cheap. Plus, the xbox remote and a king kong were thrown in the deal as well. At the very minimum, I can use it as a second drive to watch movies since my xbox is my primary movie player.

Pub Lover May 1st, 2008 02:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shrubfest (Post 552873)
Sigh...newbie abuse....

From Tadao it's probably just his misguided philogyny.
Quote:

Originally Posted by Shrubfest (Post 552873)
Levotheroxine. Lovely.

Is that the one you have to stand up while taking or the one you're not allowed to eat with?

Pub Lover May 1st, 2008 02:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 552831)
They're both forgettable.

And you're not, Bud?

Shrubfest May 1st, 2008 02:57 PM

Eating. Have to have it before breckfast, which, as we already established, i'll never eat again.

why is my health so invloved in here? have i missed something?

executioneer May 1st, 2008 04:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 552882)
actually it's partially newbie abuse and partially cosmo abuse :eek

:eek

executioneer May 1st, 2008 04:08 PM

DERBLE POST

executioneer May 1st, 2008 04:09 PM

in other words most of the folks on that thread are making fun of how the one dude was all "OMG A GIRL LETS ASK PERSONAL QUESTIONS :eek", not you

executioneer May 1st, 2008 04:11 PM

ps hi i'm willie and i ruin jokes

Asila May 1st, 2008 04:21 PM

It's a public service

Pub Lover May 1st, 2008 04:22 PM

For idiots.

Asila May 1st, 2008 04:48 PM

All the more reason.

Pub Lover May 1st, 2008 04:52 PM

By idiots.

Kybo Ren May 1st, 2008 05:07 PM

WAIT I mean Female hetero pedophiles

Pub Lover May 1st, 2008 05:12 PM

You mean hot females molesting you, so shut up.

Kybo Ren May 1st, 2008 05:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 552900)
You mean hot females molesting you, so shut up.


No, I mean ANY females molesting me WHEN I WAS A MINOR. so you shut up

Pub Lover May 1st, 2008 05:18 PM

Low standards isn't anything to be proud about, Chief.

Pub Lover May 1st, 2008 05:42 PM

Idiots shall not perish from the board.

Pub Lover May 1st, 2008 05:42 PM

Wait, if the guideline for this is who would be worse to be 'stuck with at a convention or party' what the hell are you doing at a party/convention where a paedophile freely admits to liking underage sex? It's really the same for all of them, if the person is so mono-topical that they only talk about their one all-consuming interest then just be rude.

Shrubfest May 1st, 2008 06:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 552888)
ps hi i'm willie and i ruin jokes


Good good, its a nice skill to have. I have one similar: making comments that were funny to me, but end conversations....

Sure thats already been noticed.....

MetalMilitia May 1st, 2008 06:55 PM

Don't worry, no one reads your posts anyway.

Except for Pub Lover who is probably cataloguing them in some kind of rusty old filing cabinet so he can refer to them at a later date.

Pub Lover May 1st, 2008 07:01 PM

It's not rusty! >:

I grinded all that off & painted it with cheap wall paint years ago. :x

executioneer May 1st, 2008 07:05 PM

i read everyones posts unless they're in the philosophy or sports boards

MetalMilitia May 1st, 2008 07:05 PM

I always imagine Pub Lover sitting in a kind of 1950s private investigator's office, full of smoke and dirty coffee cups trying to decipher clues about forum users who presumably didn't wish to share enough personal information to satisfy his hunger for irrelevant and unnecessary knowledge.

Also he's wearing just pants and a private investigator's hat.

executioneer May 1st, 2008 07:09 PM

:lol


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