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Fathom Zero May 5th, 2008 06:37 PM

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm...ndID=139431563

Welcome to the Retard Ball

Fathom Zero May 5th, 2008 07:55 PM

http://www.myspace.com/fantoalysteria

Keep on keepin' on, Mr. Mowler.

Pub Lover May 5th, 2008 07:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 553518)
Oh creepy, Doopa what are you doing adding me on facebook? :x

Same question to Schimid. :x

Pub Lover May 5th, 2008 07:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 553574)
Keep on keepin' on, Mr. Mowler.

Keep on Mowing, Mowler! :gadzooks

Esuohlim May 5th, 2008 07:58 PM

SCHIMID FRIEND ME TOO >:

I feel more important when other people do the friending :eek

Pub Lover May 5th, 2008 07:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 553576)
Same question to Schimid. :x

Hey Schimid, remember that one time when we had anything in common & spoke to each other?

I sure don't. :(

Pub Lover May 5th, 2008 07:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 553580)
SCHIMID FRIEND ME TOO >:

Did Doopa? :eek

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 553580)
I feel more important when other people do the friending :eek

It just creeps me out. :(

Pub Lover May 5th, 2008 08:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 553585)
install windows xp

I suggested that to Liquidstatik when he was putting Vista onto one of his machines.

He got really angry and told me off for being a technophobe.

The three days later he asked me to help him find a copy of XP to install.

Pub Lover May 5th, 2008 08:10 PM

I would like an edit button to add an N to my previous post. :(

Pub Lover May 5th, 2008 08:13 PM

Very funny, Fathom. I wasn't begging for ads.

Pub Lover May 5th, 2008 08:14 PM

If I had an edit button I would put a D in that last post. :(

I'm not doing the mistakes on mpurpose, I'm just stupid.

Pub Lover May 5th, 2008 08:16 PM

Anyway, why should I beg for adds? THE BEST PERSON I CAN THINK OF IS ALREADY ON MY LIST. :orgasm

Oh shit, mpurpose :(

JediScum May 5th, 2008 09:20 PM

what goes on in people's heads, i have no clue anymore...

F'rinstance...

I find on youtube the BANNED version of "Relax" by Frankie Goes to Hollywood. I posted it in the music thread, with a NSFW because it isn't. Prolly not safe for humans.

Then I find on youtube the video for "Smack My Bitch Up" by The Prodigy. I had to PROVE i was 18, just to see it. Which was tricky because i forgot my password and had to create a new acct.

So gay bars and an off camera cumshot over a group of men is OK with the "Tube" but drugs,violence and lesbianism you need to be 18 for? Shit, people, most 18 year olds are already familiar with that in the U.S.

Maybe it the images of puking blood 3 times, i don't know...

Tadao May 5th, 2008 09:22 PM

Does relax show tits? I know Smack my bitch up does, and that is youtubes problem, they hate tits.

JediScum May 5th, 2008 09:27 PM

Yeah it does....

And to correct my self, the off camera cumshot was on the singer and a tiger, not a group of men. Sorry.

And why would anyone sane hate tits?!?!?

Tadao May 5th, 2008 09:30 PM

Did you know Brian Eno produced Frankie Goes to Hollywood?

I hate that fact.

JediScum May 5th, 2008 09:41 PM

Wait a minute... I'm all screwed up... trying to this and laundry.

No, "Relax" does not show tits. But both videos are about gay sex, more or less. Sorry for my confusion.

Tadao May 5th, 2008 10:13 PM

That explains it then.

Pub Lover May 5th, 2008 10:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JediScum (Post 553608)
Shrubfest... what is Lucazade?

It's a soft drink, possibly an energy drink, but that was in the 80's & before Red Bull standards.

It tastes like carbonated stale piss.

JediScum May 5th, 2008 10:43 PM

What... like Mountain Dew minus sugar?

Pub Lover May 5th, 2008 10:50 PM

I've never had Mountain Dew so idk

Fathom Zero May 5th, 2008 10:58 PM

:O

Pub Lover May 5th, 2008 11:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JediScum (Post 553632)
Hey now! I did try Wikipedia. No entry.

The lovely yet fallible Shrubfest misplaced a vowel.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lucozade

JediScum May 5th, 2008 11:32 PM

So, Lucozade is just basically a shitload of sugar? With no CAFFIENE?!?! Fuck that!

And 0.01% alcohol? Why don't you just pull my dick out, exhale forcibly on it, then put it back in?

I'll stick to black coffee, and (even though, I don't like it) cheap ass American beer

Pub Lover May 5th, 2008 11:37 PM

You do not understand the power of Daley Thompson, oh non-english person.

Pub Lover May 5th, 2008 11:37 PM


Pub Lover May 5th, 2008 11:41 PM

Look at that hunk of man.

He could make an eight year old me drink anything.

If I had an edit button I would be really weak right now & go back & NSFW spoiler tag that picture.

JediScum May 6th, 2008 12:36 AM

Daley Thompson? I know Richard Pryor when I see him!

Grislygus May 6th, 2008 12:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 553642)
Look at that hunk of man.

He could make an eight year old me drink anything.


:van

Pub Lover May 6th, 2008 12:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JediScum (Post 553646)
Daley Thompson? I know Richard Pryor when I see him!

All them negros look much the same in Illinois.

Evil Robot May 6th, 2008 01:02 AM

FARTS

JediScum May 6th, 2008 01:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 553649)
All them negros look much the same in Illinois.

Not true, sir. We seem to be overrun by mexicans. At least the women are usually gorgeous

Unfortunately, they're always married.

Shit.... maybe I should turn gay.

Esuohlim May 6th, 2008 01:21 AM

I'd be perfect as a gay guy if it weren't for the fact that I find all dicks gross even my own >:

ESUOHLIM'S HOT GIRL PICK OF THE WEEK: AGENT SCULLY >:



:nsfw

Esuohlim May 6th, 2008 01:29 AM

I refuse to believe that every single website with a picture of Gillian Anderson on it doesn't allow remote linking. :(

Pub Lover May 6th, 2008 01:33 AM

I saw the last one fine. Red background, showing her FBI ID.

Pub Lover May 6th, 2008 01:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 553653)
I'd be perfect as a gay guy if it weren't for the fact that I find all dicks gross even my own >:

Are you the guy that fills the urinal with vomit? Surely you can take a whizz without getting an eyefull or missing.

haha @ eyefull of whizz, I meant seeing yer dick ok

Esuohlim May 6th, 2008 01:38 AM

I put like seven different ones up and they all show up as a red x on my computer :(

Pub Lover May 6th, 2008 01:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 553659)
I put like seven different ones up and they all show up as a red x on my computer :(

Well, I don't actually refresh the page as often as I could. :(

JediScum May 6th, 2008 02:47 AM

One time a "gay guy" asked me...

"How could you EVER like boobs? It's just a worthless bag of flesh?"

So I says "And what the fuck is a scrotum?" :badoompssh

Sethomas May 6th, 2008 03:03 AM

Dude, my scrotum houses the reproductive organs that manufacture my gametes. There called "testicles", and they're rather important. I'm sorry to hear you lack them.

JediScum May 6th, 2008 03:26 AM

I know scrotums are important but , you shoulda met this one.

Jehovah's Witness AND gay.

Gay AND thinks anal sex is "gross"

If I remember right, he may have been squeamish about fellatio also.

Insult the "bag of flesh" I like, I'll insult your personal favorite.


SIR.

ElPila666 May 6th, 2008 11:02 AM

Is masturbation wrong? i heard that every time that you do it, you lose vital energy of your soul or something like that

executioneer May 6th, 2008 12:43 PM

everything sexy is wrong

ElPila666 May 6th, 2008 12:58 PM

Britney Spears is wrong

Grislygus May 6th, 2008 01:51 PM


Grislygus May 6th, 2008 01:54 PM

Fucking photobucket >:

Grislygus May 6th, 2008 02:07 PM

EVEN WHEN THE DARKEST CLOUDS ARE IN THE SKY

Grislygus May 6th, 2008 02:07 PM

YOU MUSN'T SIGH

Grislygus May 6th, 2008 02:08 PM

AND YOU MUSNT CRY

Grislygus May 6th, 2008 02:12 PM

SPREAD A LITTLE HAPPINESS AS YOU GO BY

Grislygus May 6th, 2008 02:14 PM


Pub Lover May 6th, 2008 02:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JediScum (Post 553670)
"How could you EVER like boobs? It's just a worthless bag of flesh?"

They're an easily accessible dispenser for refreshing drink. Ever try to pump a cock until it gives up enough to quench a thirst? It takes forever.

Pub Lover May 6th, 2008 02:44 PM

Gus! Car! Hood! Sliding! Where?

Pub Lover May 6th, 2008 02:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 553716)
everything sexy is wrong

Quote:

Originally Posted by ElPila666 (Post 553718)
Britney Spears is wrong

That doesn't make her sexy.

Pub Lover May 6th, 2008 02:47 PM

, Aristotle.

Pub Lover May 6th, 2008 03:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by darkvare (Post 553747)
mmm i can fell the love up in here

With your ask, Paul Bunyan?

JediScum May 6th, 2008 04:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ElPila666 (Post 553703)
Is masturbation wrong? i heard that every time that you do it, you lose vital energy of your soul or something like that

Nah that's every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten...

At least i can put 3 empty kleenex boxes in the recycling, but what to do with a 55 gallon bin of dead cats?

Pub Lover May 6th, 2008 04:37 PM

Male Masturbation: Article by Vijay Kumar... The Man who Realized God in 1993

Fathom Zero May 6th, 2008 04:46 PM


Pub Lover May 6th, 2008 04:52 PM

I could post quotes from Vijay Kumar's articles all day. They are amusing to me.

For instance I didn't know that men have a monthy cycle that peaks and requires sex or masturbation take place for the man's well being.

Also, without wet wetdreams men would go berserk in society.

Yet we must remember that wanking robs us of the spirit to succeed.

Pub Lover May 6th, 2008 04:52 PM

Hola edit button! Too many wets. :(

executioneer May 6th, 2008 05:17 PM

wet wet wetdreams, sounds like a sexier version of hungry hungry hippos

JediScum May 6th, 2008 06:09 PM

Never had a wet dream... maybe because i know when to snap 2 or 3 off, and go on with my day.

"what if these women were your mother, sister, or daughter?"

Well, then, I wouldn't fuck them. Stop scaring me dude, I'm already celibate, I don't need paranoia.

And if I did just suddenly leap out of the closet (which I have thought about MANY times)

""What if that man were your father, brother, or son?"

In my case, NOT POSSIBLE!!!! Dad's dead, no kids, and i have one sister.

SUCK THAT COCK FOR THE LORD!!!!

Shrubfest May 6th, 2008 06:13 PM

Oh, god.....
Horrors.

JediScum May 6th, 2008 06:21 PM

i know, DICKS!!!!

All you gotta do is wash the thing....

A lot.

Pub Lover May 6th, 2008 06:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mockery (Post 553775)
Don't forget Protoclown's list :O

The Geek Hierarchy:
http://www.i-mockery.com/visionary/geek-hierarchy.php

There are some good suggestions in the comments area of the article too

SOMEBODY BAN THIS SPAMMER! >:

Zomboid May 6th, 2008 06:56 PM

Hey guys! Don't forget, we're posting in a sub-section of I-mockery!

I-Mockery.com
http://www.i-mockery.com

Pub Lover May 6th, 2008 07:00 PM

Dude, stick to your convictions for once & don't read my awful posts. :(

Zomboid May 6th, 2008 07:10 PM

That guy in the picture grisly posted is one ugly fucker.

Chojin May 6th, 2008 07:15 PM

zomboid that comment reminds me of the splatterhouse thread!

the love keeps coming, new splatterhouse planed
http://i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=69699596

Chojin May 6th, 2008 07:20 PM

also that post was not an attack on your person please don't take it that way oh god oh god

Chojin May 6th, 2008 07:21 PM

also, lol @ planing splatterhouse


Pub Lover May 6th, 2008 07:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shrubfest (Post 553799)
woah, as if my spelling caused such trauma...

You did spell it the way most people I know say it.

Chojin May 6th, 2008 07:32 PM

has shrubfest posted a picture yet?

I need it for THE COLLECTION.

Shrubfest May 6th, 2008 07:32 PM

I hadn't thought about it. I actually hate the stuff.
Ah well. Ta for the backup.

Pub Lover May 6th, 2008 07:34 PM


Shrubfest May 6th, 2008 07:34 PM

Nope, i didn't. Cos i'm too retarded to figure out how....sorry...

Pub Lover May 6th, 2008 07:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin (Post 553802)
has shrubfest posted a picture yet?

I need it for THE COLLECTION.

She has several online photo galleries if you want me to point you in their direction.

Jerk. >:

Shrubfest May 6th, 2008 07:37 PM

Creeped out that you hunted me down.....

Pub Lover May 6th, 2008 07:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shrubfest (Post 553803)
I actually hate the stuff.

You probably didn't see it as I buried under loads of other crap, but I compared the taste to carbonated stale piss then defended it by saying Daley Thompson could've sold me anything when I was young.

Pub Lover May 6th, 2008 07:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shrubfest (Post 553808)
Creeped out that you hunted me down.....

Thanks a lot, Chojin. >:

JediScum May 6th, 2008 07:43 PM

yeah, but he wants to suck on the wang of Richard Pryor, so I wouldn't worr.............................................. ................

Shrubfest May 6th, 2008 07:43 PM

Ah, good. i did catch it in my breeze through....it is awful.

Apple flavour is even worse...

Pub Lover May 6th, 2008 07:48 PM

Of course I googled you, how else do you think I knew you were a raver?

WhiteRat May 6th, 2008 07:49 PM

I bought a Foreman Grill last night and I absolutely love it. Last night I had bratwurst for dinner and tonight I made Italian Sausage for my first ever batch of jambalaya.

Shrubfest May 6th, 2008 07:50 PM

Yeah, i noticed....i just googled myself, an i'm really scared how obvious i am...damn my original name...

Thanks for the self conciousness!w

Tadao May 6th, 2008 08:22 PM

Good god you're ugly.

Pub Lover May 6th, 2008 08:29 PM


Pub Lover May 6th, 2008 08:33 PM


Tadao May 6th, 2008 08:35 PM

because they don't have google where Chojin lives.

Tadao May 6th, 2008 08:37 PM


MarioRPG May 6th, 2008 09:33 PM

Tadao, that is fascinating. If only I were more paranoid.

Tadao May 6th, 2008 09:38 PM

I want one hehe.

Fathom Zero May 6th, 2008 09:56 PM


Pub Lover May 6th, 2008 10:10 PM

Jake, have you got a sore face today? :eek

Pub Lover May 6th, 2008 10:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 553855)
Fat Hippo, you are not funny.

Good call, Fartin. It is totally that crazy swede. :eek

Tadao May 6th, 2008 10:27 PM

:rolleyes

JediScum May 6th, 2008 10:38 PM

So anyway, since i'm celibate, and NOT GAY, I'm going to watch this movie i found called "Fight Club"....

I've never seen it yet

And when I do watch it, I will probably say something like "Good GOD!!! Did you see the tits on Helena Bonham Carter's body double!!!"

But that's only because I'm not EMO... I mean GAY.

Evil Robot May 6th, 2008 10:40 PM

I want to gauge your eye out and skull fuck you. JUST KIDDING!!! No seriously...............

Pub Lover May 6th, 2008 11:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 553900)
It's my only infraction point ever, so I'm not too worried about being banned lol.

It's not for lack of being reported, I assure you. >:


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