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Tadao May 18th, 2008 01:23 PM


Colonel Flagg May 18th, 2008 01:56 PM

Where'd you find this one? Or do I even want to know?

Tadao May 18th, 2008 01:57 PM

On the other forums I cheat on you guys with. We don't know if it's real or not yet. Tounge looks wrong to me, like his lips aren't open enough.

HickMan May 18th, 2008 09:15 PM

That's FAKE

HickMan May 18th, 2008 09:25 PM


I walked along the avenue.
I never thought Id meet a girl like you;
Meet a girl like you.
With auburn hair and tawny eyes;
The kind of eyes that hypnotize me through;
Hypnotize me through.

A cloud appears above your head;
A beam of light comes shining down on you,
Shining down on you.
The cloud is moving nearer still.
Aurora borealis comes in view;
Aurora comes in view.

And I ran, I ran so far away.
I just ran, I ran all night and day.
I couldnt get away.

Reached out a hand to touch your face;
Youre slowly disappearing from my view;
Disappearing from my view.
Reached out a hand to try again;
Im floating in a beam of light with you;
A beam of light with you.

And I ran, I ran so far away.
I just ran, I ran all night and day.
I couldnt get away.

liquidstatik May 18th, 2008 11:10 PM

that niggga reppin coolio

WhiteRat May 18th, 2008 11:17 PM

This guy was arrested in Minneapolis a few months back for assaulting women by sucking and licking their toes on the street:

ElPila666 May 19th, 2008 05:41 AM


Kybo Ren May 19th, 2008 05:46 AM


T-Rex May 19th, 2008 12:05 PM

Leeds police stop giant Facebook-organised pillow fight

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2008/05..._pillow_fight/

Then they cancelled a Brighton Custard Pie fight

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/news...cancelled.html

I like the idea the of the cop on Facebook that's checking to see if he is a "Pirate or Ninja".

Pub Lover May 19th, 2008 02:27 PM

I only blame myself.

OK, I also blame all these crappy little shits.

A lot.

But there is still a little blame for me in there.

MetalMilitia May 19th, 2008 02:34 PM

What's going on here?

Pub Lover May 19th, 2008 02:38 PM

I am being a whiny bitch because these new people don't seem to get it.

Pub Lover May 19th, 2008 02:52 PM

I DID WARN YOU ABOUT YOUR SIG, KYBO REN! >:

NOW LOOK WHAT I'VE DONE! :eek

liquidstatik May 19th, 2008 03:36 PM

PUB :eek

liquidstatik May 19th, 2008 03:36 PM

its going to take 2 and a half hours to transfer all my roms so i can install xp -______________________________________-

MetalMilitia May 19th, 2008 05:13 PM

My (full up) 500GB hard drive is right on the brink of crapping out and I don't think I'm going to be able to pull everything off it before it dies. I've ordered a replacement 750GB HDD and with a bit of luck I'll be able to get my docs, MP3s and subversion repository at least.

Does anyone have any good ways of regularly backing this volume of data cheaply? Like... a tape drive or something?

Tadao May 19th, 2008 06:14 PM

I just saw this for the first time at the bottom of the page.



Has that always been there?

MetalMilitia May 19th, 2008 06:14 PM

Nah think it's new.

Chojin May 19th, 2008 06:16 PM

Man, I just went over to Goozex's forum to make a few suggestions in their cleverly-named 'Suggestions' forum. Normally I wouldn't sign up for shit like that, but they don't have an e-mail for received suggestions and...WELL! Never have I stumbled into such a den of pissed-off kids in my life.

READ THE RULES THIS IS WHY IT DOESN'T WORK THAT WAY NEWB

Well, this being the SUGGESTION forum, and assuming that this is within the REALM OF POSSIBILITY FOR MORTAL MEN...

YEAH YEAH YEAH WELL ANYWAY IF YOU'D RUN A SEARCH AND REPLY TO A YEAR-OLD THREAD INSTEAD OF THIS ONE-WEEK ONE YOU REPLIED TO THAT WOULD BE GREAT. THAT'S HOW THINGS WORK AROUND HERE. FGT.

-Signed, two of their forum moderators.

Tadao May 19th, 2008 06:28 PM

you got powned.

MetalMilitia May 19th, 2008 06:31 PM

That one guy was like

Quote:

No, but every time a new one is created, God kills a kitten.
:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :| >:

Same thing happened to me a while ago when I made some suggestions on some podcast forum. I said, probably 3-4 times, in the post that they were MY opinions and I'd understand if they don't want to take anything on-board and I was just making suggestions from the perspective of a new-ish listener on what I found lacking about the show etc. and how I would improve it. Totally constructive criticism. Y'know - the kind of thing any reasonable group would like to hear and consider if they ever wanted to improve their "product".

All I got was a whole page of the community telling me I didn't understand the show and they didn't need to change anything and to top it off one of the presenters chimed in thanking the community for defending the show's good name and closed the thread.

You'd think I'd just taken a shit in someone's hat the way they were acting. Needless to say I've not listened to it since.

Pub Lover May 19th, 2008 06:39 PM

Stop editing Domos into your posts. :x

T-Bone, I get it, Rez annoyed you, knock off the internet impressions.

Tadao May 19th, 2008 06:43 PM

Hehe Rez didn't annoy me. I was just messing with him and it turned into something fun for me.

The powned is in response to what they said to Eric, has nothing to do with Rez.

MetalMilitia May 19th, 2008 06:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 556577)
Stop editing Domos into your posts. :x

FINE.

P.s. you're not the boss of me, pub >:

Pub Lover May 19th, 2008 07:31 PM


Pub Lover May 19th, 2008 07:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 556578)
The powned is in response to what they said to Eric, has nothing to do with Rez.

A newb getting powned on the internet? :eek

LULZ CLASSIK COUNTER-FAIL!!!! :lol2


And other such nonsense and banworthy comments.

Pub Lover May 19th, 2008 07:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetalMilitia (Post 556580)
you're not the boss of me, pub >:

If that was true you would have put more domo kuns in.


MEEZA OWNZ YOUZE NIGGAZ:domo

MetalMilitia May 19th, 2008 07:39 PM

What does a nuclear scientist eat for supper?

Fission chips.

WhiteRat May 19th, 2008 07:41 PM

Why was the blond up on the roof?

Because she was told that drinks were on the house!

MetalMilitia May 19th, 2008 07:42 PM

What does a bird eat for its supper?

Fish and CHEEPS

ElPila666 May 19th, 2008 07:44 PM

Why did the chicken crossed the streets?

to go to the other side

ElPila666 May 19th, 2008 07:50 PM

do know you what a kinder egg is?

is a black woman that got pregnant with a white guy

MetalMilitia May 19th, 2008 07:51 PM

I don't get it.

ElPila666 May 19th, 2008 07:51 PM

Do you know which one is the most risky sex situation?

having blowjob sex with a cannibal

ElPila666 May 19th, 2008 08:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetalMilitia (Post 556590)
I don't get it.

do you guys know witch one is the most nasty cartoon name?

Domo cum

Tadao May 19th, 2008 08:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ElPila666 (Post 556591)
Do you know which one is the most risky sex situation?

having blowjob sex with a cannibal

When you let Pub tie you up.

Pub Lover May 19th, 2008 08:11 PM

Oso entre tienda.

Oso diga dos..............bebida..............por.......... .....favor!

Hombre diga porqué patas?

Oso diga vea papa mierda en madera!! :eek

Pub Lover May 19th, 2008 08:14 PM

My apologies to Seth. :(

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 556594)
When you let Pub tie you up.

Safe as houses, I assure you.

Tadao May 19th, 2008 08:14 PM

Bear between store.
Bear says two .............. drunk .............. by .......... ..... favor!
Man says because legs?
Bear says sees Pope wood excrement!

Pub Lover May 19th, 2008 08:19 PM

Enough to make anyone drink, I'm sure.

También está oso! :eek

Tadao May 19th, 2008 08:20 PM

象はなぜ彼らの足指の爪を赤い塗るか。

従って彼らはりんごの木に隠れてもいい。

I love babblefish.

ElPila666 May 19th, 2008 08:24 PM

What!?

Pub Lover May 19th, 2008 08:28 PM


Tadao May 19th, 2008 08:28 PM

http://babelfish.yahoo.com/

Translate from Japanese to English

Tadao May 19th, 2008 08:29 PM

:(

ElPila666 May 19th, 2008 08:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 556596)
Safe as houses, I assure you.

:tear
私はホモである

Tadao May 19th, 2008 08:34 PM


Tadao May 19th, 2008 08:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ElPila666 (Post 556604)
:tear
私はホモである

彼はちょうど人および女性の両方選択によって置かれて得ることのための彼のチャンスを持ち上げることを試み ている。

:lol

Pub Lover May 19th, 2008 08:38 PM


Tadao May 19th, 2008 08:41 PM




King of t3h N00bs!

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/member.php?u=8846

ElPila666 May 19th, 2008 08:43 PM

now i speak three languages, english, spanish and japanese, awesome! domo arigato Tadao san

ElPila666 May 19th, 2008 08:54 PM

i should try a japanese loquendo voice now that i know how to write it

Tadao May 19th, 2008 09:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ElPila666 (Post 556611)
i should try a japanese loquendo voice now that i know how to write it

to German
ich sollte eine japanische loquendo Stimme versuchen, nun da ich sie schreiben kann

to French
je devrais essayer loquendo une voix japonaise, puisque je peux l'écrire lŕ

to Italian
dovrei provare loquendo una voce giapponese, poiché posso l' scrivere lŕ

back to English
I would have to try loquendo a Japanese voice, since can l' to write here

Tadao May 19th, 2008 09:27 PM

Tengo gusto de extremos grandes y no puedo mentir. Usted otros hermanos can' t niega que cuando una muchacha camina adentro con una basura deshilvanada itty y una cosa redonda en su cara, usted consigue soltado.

Pub Lover May 19th, 2008 09:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 556553)
I only blame myself.

OK, I also blame all these crappy little shits.

A lot.

But there is still a little blame for me in there.

...

JediScum May 19th, 2008 09:43 PM

I met a German/French/italian/Japanese guy once. He was crumpled in a heap, in an alleyway, And after he told me that he needed to build a "Tesla device" to rebuild his body, I Told him that i was Irish/Dutch/Native American and pointed to a light in the sky....

""Are they going to help me?"

"NO! YOU"re going to help me!!! That's my full-scale model of the Death-Star!!!"

Esuohlim May 19th, 2008 09:56 PM

:hat

ElPila666 May 19th, 2008 10:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 556614)
Tengo gusto de extremos grandes y no puedo mentir. Usted otros hermanos can' t niega que cuando una muchacha camina adentro con una basura deshilvanada itty y una cosa redonda en su cara, usted consigue soltado.

Ay dios mio! eso es muy asqueroso! :lol

Pub Lover May 19th, 2008 10:42 PM

Usted consigue soltado all up my shirt.

Pub Lover May 19th, 2008 10:48 PM

aserejč ja de jč de jebe tu de jebere seibiunouva,
majavi an de bugui an de buididipi,
aserejč ja de jč de jebe tu de jebere seibiunouva,
majavi an de bugui an de buididipi

Pub Lover May 19th, 2008 10:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JediScum (Post 556633)
I was only mentioning stand up, which i thought was topical. But Izzard as stand up i've never seen. he was ok in "Mystery Men", though.

His role in Mystery Men is the worst thing I can think of him having done, and that includes showing his flabby bum on Brighton beach.

ElPila666 May 19th, 2008 10:54 PM

Heil Satan!



Pub Lover May 19th, 2008 10:57 PM


Tadao May 19th, 2008 11:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 556637)
His role in Mystery Men is the worst thing I can think of him having done, and that includes showing his flabby bum on Brighton beach.

Yeah, I've never sen his acting.

Pub Lover May 19th, 2008 11:17 PM


Pub Lover May 19th, 2008 11:25 PM

Well, my photoshop refuses to open. so I'm saved some time & you're saved from seeing that image spinning & then flashing "This is what is wrong with the internet!"

Pub Lover May 19th, 2008 11:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Govenuh (Post 556644)
Name-Dakota
Age-I DO NOT HAVE DISCLOSE THIS INFORMATION, ITS MY BODY!
where are you at?-ON A FUCKING ROCKET SHIP.
what's your favorite thing about the site?-Nothing,your all jerks. >:

Dakota is a girl's name, Indy.

Govenuh May 19th, 2008 11:32 PM

I know...First name's Noah though...

Asila May 19th, 2008 11:34 PM

Your punctuation makes me cry. Oh, I see you're from Georgia NEVERMIND

Govenuh May 19th, 2008 11:37 PM

Excuse me? There is nothing wrong with my punctuation,as I remember if you put a "'s" at the end of a word,it adds "is",making it "First name IS Noah,though."

Not every southern person is an idiot,you ignorant douche bag.

Asila May 19th, 2008 11:39 PM

Hahahaha.

PUT A SPACE AFTER YOUR COMMAS

Tadao May 19th, 2008 11:39 PM

Put a space after your commas you southern idiot.

Govenuh May 19th, 2008 11:40 PM

Well, excuse the fuck out of me.

Pub Lover May 19th, 2008 11:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Asila (Post 556653)
Your punctuation makes me cry. Oh, I see you're from Georgia NEVERMIND

It's much easier in French where they don't go in for that whole possessive apostrophe business, but then French is just English for idiots.

Pub Lover May 19th, 2008 11:45 PM


Pub Lover May 19th, 2008 11:46 PM

Does make me wonder why I don't meet more French people on the internet.

JediScum May 19th, 2008 11:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 556649)
Dakota is a girl's name, Indy.

"Feh. We named the DOG Indy..."

Pub Lover May 19th, 2008 11:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Asila (Post 556656)
Hahahaha.

PUT A SPACE AFTER YOUR COMMAS

I think you mean YOU'RE COMMAS. ;)

Govenuh May 19th, 2008 11:48 PM

Haha,nice.

Asila May 19th, 2008 11:49 PM

Probably. Apostrophes don't bother me as much as commas.

Tadao May 19th, 2008 11:50 PM

Rolling on the floor laughing my ass off.

JediScum May 19th, 2008 11:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Govenuh (Post 556665)
Haha,nice.

They made a typo! Sis Boom Bah!

Pub Lover May 19th, 2008 11:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Asila (Post 556666)
Probably. Apostrophes don't bother me as much as commas.

YOU ARE COMMAS UP AND DOWN, LADY!

Asila May 19th, 2008 11:54 PM

I AM WELL AWARE >:

Govenuh May 19th, 2008 11:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JediScum (Post 556668)
They made a typo! Sis Boom Bah!

I just thought it was funny.I was getting assed about a typo I made,and they made a typo as well.

I THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY,YOU KNOW NOOOOOOOOTHING OF HUMOR!

Pub Lover May 20th, 2008 12:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Govenuh (Post 556644)
You are favourite thing of what about the site? Nothing,your all jerks >:

He likes the nothing of ours. Also, the all jerks of ours. It is good. Nothing and all jerks is best of things that are of ours.

Tadao May 20th, 2008 12:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Govenuh (Post 556671)
I just thought it was funny.I was getting assed about a typo I made,and they made a typo as well.

I THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY,YOU KNOW NOOOOOOOOTHING OF HUMOR!

Oh my god, you are an idiot. It is your, not you're. Pub was joking.

Govenuh May 20th, 2008 12:04 AM

Jesus Chirst,and I though people on Newgrounds were grammar-Nazis.

Tadao May 20th, 2008 12:05 AM

I doubt that.

Pub Lover May 20th, 2008 12:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dr. Boogie (Post 556672)
Need? Nah, brah, but when you know a chick's name, it's like romantic, and shit. Chicks dig that shit. Makes em think your like some european guy, ya kno?

The Boogie Doctor writes as a ghost for the blog of Govenuh. :eek

Pub Lover May 20th, 2008 12:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Govenuh (Post 556676)
HEY GUYS, I'M GOVENUH, I OCCASIONALLY MAKE A TYPO, AND I DO IT SOLELY TO PISS YOU ALL OFF. Also, I edit posts of mine to things of plus stupid magnitude. This may surprise the senses of Pub, but is true.

:eek

Pub Lover May 20th, 2008 12:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Govenuh (Post 556676)
Jesus Chirst,and I though people on Newgrounds were grammar-Nazis.

No, mistaken has been Govenuh. We are being the Grandmother of Nazi. We say he a very naughty boy.

Pub Lover May 20th, 2008 12:15 AM



Whoops! Mistake we be making! We make cookies of Nazi! Maybe if Nazi be boy of good we give cookies of eating to Nazi. Maybe his friend Govenuh eating of cookies of Nazi too.

Pub Lover May 20th, 2008 12:16 AM

We having no of milk. Sorry.

Tadao May 20th, 2008 12:36 AM

He ran back to newgrounds like a little puss.

Misdemonar May 20th, 2008 01:01 AM

sup sup sup in your buts?

JediScum May 20th, 2008 01:22 AM

Like misssspellings or punkuation are my problems...,,

I'm more concerned about the ducks in the backyard. They look REALLY bummed out since the pool (that hasn't been used in like 3 years) has been drained...

They're like "What the fuck, man? No warning? NO NOTICE? I HAD EGGS IN THAT THANG, YO! And you jus' WRECK THA MOTHADUCKING THANG, HUH? GODDAMN BABYKILLER!!! YOU JUST WAIT, BITCH-ASS, GAS GUZZLING, NON-FLYING, COUSIN-HUMPING BIPED!!! THE DUCKS MAY HAVE BEEN AT WAR WITH THE GEESE IN THIS TOWN, BUT THIS SHIT JUST GOT REAL!! YEAHHHHHHHH!!!! STUPID SAPIENS! STUPID HOMO!!! GONNA CALL THE SWANS TOO!!!"

I actually liked the ducks. Had no problem with them. It is beyond my control as it is NOT MY POOL, D!!! Quack all ya want. Won't bring the water back.
Bring your son that I saw you with, last week, and the wife. Bring the Geese. I would call the Swans but, I don't think Michael Gira and The Living Jarboe do that anymore.

Then, together, WE WILL DECLARE WAR ON THE SWIMMING MAMMALS THIS SUMMER!!!!

Esuohlim May 20th, 2008 01:26 AM

THE CHAT ROOM IS GAY TODAY

GREAT

Misdemonar May 20th, 2008 01:28 AM

man fuck you milhouse


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