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Wiffles Aug 30th, 2009 03:18 AM

That only means one thing. Happy anniversary ^.^

Dimnos Aug 30th, 2009 01:53 PM

Glad to see your posting again Pub. :)

Pub Lover Aug 30th, 2009 02:35 PM

Am not and you can't make me! >:

Sup Dismon? ;)

executioneer Aug 30th, 2009 03:41 PM

ha ha i knew it was fartin before he posted the youtubes :sunglasses

executioneer Aug 30th, 2009 03:42 PM

:twopagesagoorsomethgin

MajorScales Aug 30th, 2009 04:04 PM

Boogie must have softened over the years, I should be banned by now :\

Wiffles Aug 30th, 2009 05:53 PM

now we all need is Jixby, noob3, Rongi, and a whole other cast of characters, and we'll have a field day ^.^

Esuohlim Aug 30th, 2009 06:03 PM

I knew it was Fartin from the beginning because of his lawn mower related email address and his :\ :\ :\ :\

MarioRPG Aug 30th, 2009 06:36 PM

I went to FanExpo and met Bruce Campbell guys! :)

The Leader Aug 30th, 2009 06:58 PM

Did he tell you a stupid joke?

Tadao Aug 30th, 2009 07:05 PM

I hope you used Purell after touching hm.

Fathom Zero Aug 30th, 2009 07:20 PM

Hey Jarv.

MarioRPG Aug 30th, 2009 07:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Leader (Post 644863)
Did he tell you a stupid joke?

I asked him what the weirdest thing he's had to sign is (boobies). We then had a brief talk about it, and why size and firmness is important.

Tadao Aug 30th, 2009 07:37 PM

If I ever get to sign boobies it's gonna have to be with a sharp calligraphy pen so that I can etch into a layer or two of skin and have the signature last a little longer.

Pub Lover Aug 30th, 2009 08:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 644869)
Hey Jarv.

Hey Dylan.

Fathom Zero Aug 30th, 2009 09:01 PM

Whatcha eatin'?

MajorScales Aug 30th, 2009 09:15 PM

I still don't get what is the big deal about Bruce Campbell.

The Leader Aug 30th, 2009 10:23 PM

He's never been banned.

Pub Lover Aug 31st, 2009 01:34 AM

Omigosh, Ghost added me on facebook. :D

You guys, that is like having a real friend or something when they do that, right!? :o

Tadao Aug 31st, 2009 03:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elx (Post 644917)
when you call something witty, you're describing it as clever or intelligent, literally, "this is [something] which is clever" but when you call something quippy, what you're saying is, "this is [something] which is [something] that is witty"

do you guys understand why it doesn't work now?

and just for future reference tadao, you shouldn't consider merriam-webster as the authority on proper usage, seeing as how they recognize"w00t!" and "fanboy" to be actual words aswell. the oxford english would be a far better resource. and just for amusement purposes, i did check it there and it doesn't exist. :)

It was being used in the form of, "this is [something] which is droll"

Just like I can say,
when you call something witty, what you're saying is, "this is [something] which is [something] that is irony".

But I wouldn't cause I'm not a fucking dumb piece of shit wannabe know t all.

And for future reference, you shouldn't consider your limited knowledge as the authority on proper usage because you don't know shit for shit.

Tadao Aug 31st, 2009 03:20 AM

Ooops, forgot the smile emoticon. Sorry.

Oh wait, emoticon is one of those new words that we didn't use in the dark ages. You should cry when people use that word too.

Sam Aug 31st, 2009 03:21 AM

the correct term is "emotion icon"

Tadao Aug 31st, 2009 03:52 AM

Oh man Sam. I got warned by a guy with the username of Fistfulofawesome. With such a creative username, I fear he might tear me to shreds with the power of words! :tear

Sam Aug 31st, 2009 03:55 AM

HE'S GOING TO SHOVE HIS FISTFULOFAWESOME UP INSIDE YOU AND CHANGE HIS NAME TO FISTFULLOFTADAOSCOLON

Tadao Aug 31st, 2009 04:04 AM

I should have handled it better and explain on the second go that while promoting Futurama, he also helps kill it in the same breath, but when he flexed his chest at me and started in with the whole who's a bigger fan thing, I made the choice to take the low road and chose to try and pop his bubble.

I should be a better person and apologize.

Tadao Aug 31st, 2009 04:14 AM



I think I'm gonna challenge myself to see if I can not fight with people on the internet.

Wiffles Aug 31st, 2009 04:29 AM

But you wouldnt be the Tadao we all know and love ^.^

Tadao Aug 31st, 2009 05:15 AM

I doubt I can do it for long.

Tadao Aug 31st, 2009 05:16 AM

:(

Aimless Aug 31st, 2009 05:22 AM

don't fight it, tadao. I'm ugly, go on... say it.

Colonel Flagg Aug 31st, 2009 06:33 AM

Everyone is beautiful on the internet.

And young.

And real smart too.

I read it on wikipedia, so I know it's true.

Colonel Flagg Aug 31st, 2009 06:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 644959)
Omigosh, Ghost added me on facebook. :D

You guys, that is like having a real friend or something when they do that, right!? :o

Or he's stalking you. Facebook frightens me. :eek

elx Aug 31st, 2009 08:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colonel Flagg (Post 644982)
Everyone is beautiful on the internet.

And young.

And real smart too.

I read it on wikipedia, so I know it's true.

demoted>:
river tam is very real

Colonel Flagg Aug 31st, 2009 11:07 AM

Excuse me for being ignorant, but what are you talking about?

And why are you so angry?

EDIT - Am I to understand you don't believe my statement due to the existence on teh interwebs of a female child prodigy from the 25th century who goes around kicking everyone in the nuts? If so, then yes, I should be demoted - because I am having trouble wrapping my small mind around this grandiose concept.

BTW, I have never seen Firefly, and that's a shame because I've heard it was a great Sci-Fi series.

captain516 Aug 31st, 2009 12:08 PM

I was watching King Of the Hill and, finally learned where MetalMilitia's title came from.

10,000 Volt Ghost Aug 31st, 2009 01:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colonel Flagg (Post 644989)
Excuse me for being ignorant, but what are you talking about?

And why are you so angry?

EDIT - Am I to understand you don't believe my statement due to the existence on teh interwebs of a female child prodigy from the 25th century who goes around kicking everyone in the nuts? If so, then yes, I should be demoted - because I am having trouble wrapping my small mind around this grandiose concept.

BTW, I have never seen Firefly, and that's a shame because I've heard it was a great Sci-Fi series.

You need to invest in it Colonel. I've watched it through once and serenity once but my friend has gone through it like 9 times including commentary.

b_squared Aug 31st, 2009 02:08 PM

The firefly series is worth the watch. I'd rather that show be brought back than Futurama.

Colonel Flagg Aug 31st, 2009 02:19 PM

Sold! I'll begin looking for it straightaway. :)

b_squared Aug 31st, 2009 02:22 PM

Try Hulu. The have all the episodes in order.

10,000 Volt Ghost Aug 31st, 2009 02:35 PM

I remember the pilot being a bit iffy. It was still good but like 2 hours long. And they ended up reworking the plot into the first episode anyway.

WhiteRat Sep 1st, 2009 01:17 PM

Mandinka!

b_squared Sep 1st, 2009 04:53 PM

The tarantula I have at my work desk is missing from its terrarium. This could go horribly wrong or be very funny depending on who finds it first.

Aimless Sep 1st, 2009 04:55 PM

I hope they don't kill it before you find it :(

RaNkeri Sep 1st, 2009 04:56 PM

I'd never want to kill a tarantula.

Just thinking all the oozy stuff splurting out if it gives me the creeps :x

Kitsa Sep 1st, 2009 04:57 PM

I don't know, people can be pretty stupid around spiders. I'd find it fast.

Dixie Sep 1st, 2009 04:57 PM

i hope it's in someone's hat, and they smoosh it while putting the hat on

Kitsa Sep 1st, 2009 04:58 PM

That happened in Crocodile Dundee In Los Angeles!

Dixie Sep 1st, 2009 05:00 PM

i did not see that :(

Kitsa Sep 1st, 2009 05:02 PM

I only saw half of it. I was rather enjoying it until our cable company picked that moment to switch their lineup and tell me that the channel was no longer available :(

I WANTED TO SEE WHAT HAPPENED WITH THE SKUNK THEY RESCUED ON THE FREEWAY! :(

Dixie Sep 1st, 2009 05:07 PM

that pretty much sucks
:(
i guess you could rent it or something.
by the way, i lost your myspace and i want to be your friend now that i has a new one.

b_squared Sep 1st, 2009 05:09 PM

I don't want to see her squashed. Someone most likely took her, since there was no way she could get out.

Aimless Sep 1st, 2009 05:10 PM

that sucks :(

Kitsa Sep 1st, 2009 05:12 PM

I could rent it, I guess.

Spidernapping isn't good :(

I've got a shitload of yellow sac and wolf spiders in my garage if you want any.

b_squared Sep 1st, 2009 05:17 PM

Thats Ok Kitsa...you can keep um.

Kitsa Sep 1st, 2009 05:21 PM

I don't want um :(

Dimnos Sep 1st, 2009 05:28 PM

Buy a pet bird and let him snack on em.

Aaarg Sep 1st, 2009 08:37 PM

I just got back into town and the neighbor said "you should go up to Waynesville Animal Shelter. Anything they still have by next friday is getting put to sleep."

Fuuuuuuck, why would you tell me that?

Unfortunately we've got three indoor cats and a stray dog that lives on our porch and I think if any of the three of us went to an animal shelter we'd come home with three dogs--and that's under normal circumstances.

Luckily they're apparently talking about this on the television, and since everybody down here that isn't living in this house watches television, surely most or all of the animals will get homes.

I mean, shit, if I had acreage I'd adopt a bunch of dogs and start buying more dog food.

Kitsa Sep 1st, 2009 08:45 PM

Yeah :(

Tadao Sep 1st, 2009 08:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aaarg (Post 645326)
Fuuuuuuck, why would you tell me that?

Cause if you don't tell people all the animals might die.

Aaarg Sep 1st, 2009 10:00 PM

Uh, I talk to two people at home, and maybe five people at work!

Colonel Flagg Sep 1st, 2009 10:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aaarg (Post 645326)
I mean, shit, if I had acreage I'd adopt a bunch of dogs and start buying more dog food.

You, sir are good people. :)

We do the same thing, focusing on elder dogs. The local ASPCA has nicknamed our family the "Doggie Senior Center".

b_squared Sep 1st, 2009 11:21 PM

I would never guilt someone into adopting an animal at my shelter. If someone is looking to adopt they should pick out a pet based on what will fit there lifestyle. What good is guilting an adoption of a St.Bernard to an elderly person looking for a tiny poodle? We would just be getting the St.Bernard back with a note on its card labeled return..which most will read as "problem dog" and that does not help adoptions.

We do let the rescue groups know if an animal is scheduled to be euthanized and they have the option to adopt it for free or at reduced cost.

We also adopt out senior animals out at reduced fees, so they get a chance for adoption.

I'm maxed out at home with 3 cats and 3 dogs and a horse. I wish I could do more:(

Tadao Sep 1st, 2009 11:22 PM

I would tell them NO TAG BACKS!

executioneer Sep 2nd, 2009 06:09 AM

so guys i banned jonathan clemens forever, is anyone all busted up over it

Tadao Sep 2nd, 2009 06:49 AM

I think actually the nicest thing you can do for him. It's one of those unhealthy relationships and I hope he doesn't transfer it onto real life situations.

Zhukov Sep 2nd, 2009 08:16 AM

There was a white tipped spider in my bedroom the other night. They can kill small children and cause necrosis, so I put a glass on top of it like a real man, and left it there to suffocate over a period of several hours :(

Usually the scorpions keep the spiders at a minimum, but now that the slightly warmer weather has increased the number of blow flies, the spiders are gaining ground.

Wiffles Sep 2nd, 2009 08:30 AM

Crazy how everything over there is either poisonous or deadly. o.o

even the platypus is poisonous

executioneer Sep 2nd, 2009 09:24 AM

the best thing is it's poisonous for RAPE purposes

Kitsa Sep 2nd, 2009 09:24 AM

One of my sisters-in-law just found a tarantula on her baby's head and put it down the garbage disposal. I thought that was a weird coincidence.

Zhukov Sep 2nd, 2009 11:03 AM

Did it scream on the way down? I think your spiders might be bigger than ours, because we don't get tarantulas, but ours are more deadly.

Another thing about Antipodeans is that nobody has a garbage (rubbish) disposal unit.

Tadao Sep 2nd, 2009 12:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 645490)
One of my sisters-in-law just found a tarantula on her baby's head and put it down the garbage disposal. I thought that was a weird coincidence.

How did the babies head fit down the sink hole?! :X

b_squared Sep 2nd, 2009 12:35 PM

I was sent to the emergency room by my doctor last month just to make sure I did not have a blood clot forming from a hemotoma in my leg. Now I am getting junk mail about mortuaries and cremation services.

stevetothepast Sep 2nd, 2009 12:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 645502)
How did the babies head fit down the sink hole?! :X

:lol

Kitsa Sep 2nd, 2009 12:53 PM

There are tarantulas in the southwest, but where she is it was probably an escaped pet. The biggest we usually have around here are some of the larger wolf spiders and some fishing spiders. My parents' australian coworkers are always asking us to send them glue traps for various spiders they have around- I'm guessing glue traps aren't widely available there?

Our harmful-to-pets-and-humans species here are mainly black widow (rare around here, usually dusty corners of garages), brown recluse (woodpiles and such, although everyone seems to mistake harmless wolf spiders for them) and the annoying-as-all-hell yellow sac spiders, which have really been bad the past couple of years. They like to tuck themselves up into corners mainly, although I've been startled by a couple scrambling down walls and surprising me in the shower. I can't stand those things.

Zhukov Sep 2nd, 2009 01:30 PM

Glue Trap? I do not know what this is. I am guessing it is a piece of paper with stickyness on one side for catching flies/ants/spiders.

The big killers for spiders here are Red Back and Funnel Web. White tails are common, but I don't think they are too deadly. Trap door, black house, mouse spiders and huntsman can all give a nasty bite.

Huntsman are probably the most common 'large' spider around these parts, we used to have one that lived in the roof when I was a child. Big as your face.

When I lived in Papua New Guinea I accidentaly walked into one of these.

elx Sep 2nd, 2009 01:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 645479)
so guys i banned jonathan clemens forever, is anyone all busted up over it

Axem Cupola (1:04:01 AM): CARPULSY SARCOMA!!!
Axem Cupola (1:04:09 AM): IT CHEWED AWAY MY FACE!!!
Axem Cupola (1:12:34 AM): YOU KNOW...
Axem Cupola (1:12:42 AM): THE FACT THAT THEY FINALLY HAD THE COURAGE TO BAN ME...
Axem Cupola (1:12:50 AM): MAKES ME WANT TO EJACULATE ALL OVER THE PLACE.

showertime:(

Zhukov Sep 2nd, 2009 01:44 PM

Why do people have him on MSN or AIM? :\

Dixie Sep 2nd, 2009 02:24 PM

We don't, he added us.

Pub Lover Sep 2nd, 2009 04:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zhukov (Post 645516)
Why do people have him on MSN or AIM? :\

Because I like to encourage him to post more.

Him & ZBF. <3

Aimless Sep 2nd, 2009 04:31 PM

he did it to me too, with about 12 names.

Fathom Zero Sep 2nd, 2009 04:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 645502)
How did the babies head fit down the sink hole?! :X

You bastard. I wanted that one.

Kitsa Sep 2nd, 2009 05:04 PM

I'm glad I don't use my ICQ anymore. I'm just proud of the ancient low number I have.

Dixie Sep 2nd, 2009 05:11 PM

I'm already in love with my new place and I hadn't even moved in yet.
<3

Dimnos Sep 2nd, 2009 05:14 PM

Did you get it in time to save the kitties?

Dixie Sep 2nd, 2009 05:18 PM

One of the kitties might be adopted by one of the room mates in the house.
I'm in there for a 2 week trial to see how this works out, if it works out then I might be able to bring the other one with me. Jim said he'd take care of just the one until I can take him. :)

And in other good news:
I'M GOING TO HAVE MY OWN GODDAMN BED!
jesus fuck i'm excited.

Tadao Sep 2nd, 2009 05:24 PM

<3 Jim

Dimnos Sep 2nd, 2009 05:49 PM

Good man Jim. :rock

Kitsa Sep 2nd, 2009 06:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elx (Post 645515)
Axem Cupola (1:04:01 AM): CARPULSY SARCOMA!!!
Axem Cupola (1:04:09 AM): IT CHEWED AWAY MY FACE!!!
Axem Cupola (1:12:34 AM): YOU KNOW...
Axem Cupola (1:12:42 AM): THE FACT THAT THEY FINALLY HAD THE COURAGE TO BAN ME...
Axem Cupola (1:12:50 AM): MAKES ME WANT TO EJACULATE ALL OVER THE PLACE.

showertime:(

It's spelled Kaposi's. He's an idiot.

executioneer Sep 2nd, 2009 06:45 PM

courage schmourage, you post porn you're banned, thems the rules

Pub Lover Sep 2nd, 2009 09:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MajorScales (Post 645577)
Everyone knows you're a pedophile pub so calm down :\

Only vets like you remember, Buddy. These new guys gotta learn the hardway, amirite. :gigh

Tadao Sep 2nd, 2009 09:35 PM

I learned the fun way ;)

Wiffles Sep 2nd, 2009 09:47 PM

pedo is such a harsh word. I prefer youth admirer ^.^

Dimnos Sep 2nd, 2009 10:03 PM

Does that mean I cant get any Pub love? :(

Pub Lover Sep 2nd, 2009 10:26 PM

Don't worry kid, I'll give you as much love as I give anyone.

Pub Lover Sep 2nd, 2009 10:27 PM

and by love I don't mean cock.

Pub Lover Sep 2nd, 2009 10:27 PM

because I'll be giving you all of my cock, son. :orgasm

MattJack Sep 3rd, 2009 12:14 AM

and by all, he means just the tip.

Dixie Sep 3rd, 2009 12:17 AM

mushroom cap

Tadao Sep 3rd, 2009 12:39 AM

purple mushroom cap

Fathom Zero Sep 3rd, 2009 12:43 AM

I <3 Dixie. :clingyhug


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