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kahljorn Dec 9th, 2011 10:02 PM

THERES NO JUSTICE IN THIS WORLD

Rongi Dec 9th, 2011 10:30 PM

What

Sam I have known you since I was 13

Your fucking name on facebook is sam >:

Sam Dec 9th, 2011 10:57 PM

EVERYONE CAN SUCK IT.

I'VE KNOWN YOU ALL SINCE YOU WERE CHILDREN, YOU WILL SHOW THE SOME GODDAMN RESPECT.

Sam Dec 9th, 2011 10:59 PM

ALSO I'M NOT EVEN YOUR FRIEND ON THE FACEBOOKS, RONGLES.

ThrashO Dec 10th, 2011 01:02 AM

hey guys are we adding eachother on fb i could use some friends

kahljorn Dec 10th, 2011 01:08 AM

thIS ISNT ABOUT YOU THRASH O

THIS IS ABOut SAMAEL the BETRAYER GETTINg FREECHESEBURGERS WITH HIS NONfAKENAME

ThrashO Dec 10th, 2011 01:11 AM

hey if you guys just wanna be my friend ill make some cheeseburgers for anyone

Zomboid Dec 10th, 2011 01:40 AM

Sam and I were friends on Facebook. Burbank and I still are. I think that's about as far as that goes.

Esuohlim Dec 10th, 2011 02:42 AM

Yeah, I'm friends with quite a few of you sad internet nerds

There's a couple people out there on Facebook who have about 15 mutual I-Mock friends and I have no fucking clue who they are (I'M LOOKING AT YOU, BRAK PROFILE PICTURE AND INITIALS J.G.)

And then there's people like Tadao who use fake names and that's just creepy

Sam Dec 10th, 2011 02:43 AM

MILHOUSE, THAT'S CiG

ThrashO Dec 10th, 2011 02:49 AM

sam whats your real name

and address

Sam Dec 10th, 2011 02:52 AM

Dylan Alford

ThrashO Dec 10th, 2011 03:01 AM

oh cool me too

Esuohlim Dec 10th, 2011 03:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam (Post 751982)
MILHOUSE, THAT'S CiG

WHY DOES SHE HATE ME SO

Sam Dec 10th, 2011 03:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 751986)
WHY DOES SHE HATE ME SO

NO SHE LOVES YOU

Grislygus Dec 10th, 2011 05:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam (Post 751863)
WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO? BLEED ON THEM? AND THEN PUT THEM IN A SPOILER TAG?

:lol

Zhukov Dec 10th, 2011 08:28 AM

EDIT: this now makes no sense since it was a page too late.

EDIT: I guess if I want to stay on topic I should point out I don't really want any of you as facebook friends, since I would be worried of you seeing how lame my life is.

Fathom Zero Dec 10th, 2011 09:59 AM

FUCK YOU, SAM

FUCK YOU SO HARD

10,000 Volt Ghost Dec 10th, 2011 10:53 AM

:lol + spit coffee all over the place.

10,000 Volt Ghost Dec 10th, 2011 10:54 AM

Also, don't give your fb info to thrasho, he'll just pretend to add you after you give him your name and not really want to be your friend :(

Zomboid Dec 10th, 2011 03:31 PM

Do you really want to be liked so badly that Thrasho's friendship is important to you?

Fathom Zero Dec 10th, 2011 03:36 PM

I intended on blocking the next person that showed up, just to be sure.

10,000 Volt Ghost Dec 10th, 2011 04:10 PM

Thrasho is an important member of this community Zomboid. How could you not know that. He's like the American version of you.

Fathom Zero Dec 10th, 2011 04:16 PM

That's the most underhanded thing I've ever seen.

Zomboid Dec 10th, 2011 04:20 PM

It's like Bill's lost his mind and his respect for punctuation!

...and his house, and his baby's mama, and his TV (probably).

Grislygus Dec 10th, 2011 04:22 PM

FIGHT

Zomboid Dec 10th, 2011 04:23 PM

And his hair.

Zomboid Dec 10th, 2011 04:32 PM

Just kidding, boobala.

10,000 Volt Ghost Dec 10th, 2011 04:38 PM

Good news, I might be getting my hair back.

Seriously though I am keeping the only thing that really matters to me.

Not being canadian. No one can ever take that from me.

Esuohlim Dec 10th, 2011 04:41 PM

Don't worry Fathom I'm sure Thrasho will have very insightful things to post on your wall like "i just pooped a little" or "dont you hate it when you pee right after you cum and then sometimes there's two piss streams for a few seconds and the second piss stream gets on the floor wut wut wut wut"

Fathom Zero Dec 10th, 2011 05:41 PM

yeah, I'll be inundated with his teen wisdom

I can't possibly wait.

Fathom Zero Dec 10th, 2011 05:42 PM

"man, if you stay up for like five days and don't sleep at all, it feels like you're high"

Kitsa Dec 10th, 2011 06:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zhukov (Post 751997)
EDIT: this now makes no sense since it was a page too late.

EDIT: I guess if I want to stay on topic I should point out I don't really want any of you as facebook friends, since I would be worried of you seeing how lame my life is.

Well, fuck you in the ear too, buddy >:

Kitsa Dec 10th, 2011 06:48 PM

So today I was in a drugstore and I guess they had a Santa scheduled to appear. By the time I showed up he was 45 minutes late and there was this line of toddlers wrapped around the store. He never showed, so they made an announcement saying Santa wasn't coming. So this store full of toddlers all started crying at once.

I wonder what happened to Santa.

Fathom Zero Dec 10th, 2011 07:08 PM

santa died

Zhukov Dec 10th, 2011 08:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 752042)
Well, fuck you in the ear too, buddy >:

I just don't want to ruin this bad-arse internet persona I've possibly developed, by letting people know that the only thing I get posted on my wall is friends wanting to know if everything's ok.

Colonel Flagg Dec 10th, 2011 11:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 752043)
So today I was in a drugstore and I guess they had a Santa scheduled to appear. By the time I showed up he was 45 minutes late and there was this line of toddlers wrapped around the store. He never showed, so they made an announcement saying Santa wasn't coming. So this store full of toddlers all started crying at once.

What a great idea - let's announce that Santa isn't coming to a room full of little kids. How about we also announce that Christmas is cancelled!

Human nature never ceases to amaze me.

10,000 Volt Ghost Dec 10th, 2011 11:40 PM

I dvr'd santa with muscles which is an 80's christmas movie starring hulk hogan

ThrashO Dec 11th, 2011 12:04 AM

Santa's Slay starring Goldberg is much better I'm sure.

Colonel Flagg Dec 11th, 2011 12:46 AM

"The Night the Reindeer Died" starring Lee Majors is a festive holiday classic.

dextire Dec 11th, 2011 12:51 AM

Man I wish that was a real movie. :(

Thanks for the tip, 10k. I'll have to see if I can track this thing down.

Esuohlim Dec 11th, 2011 02:02 AM

HULK HOGAN MOVIE NIGHT


Sam Dec 11th, 2011 02:30 AM

SUBURBAN COMMANDO

[img]THATMOVIEFUCKYOUGUYS[/IMG]

Esuohlim Dec 11th, 2011 02:33 AM

CROCODILE DUNDEE WITH PAUL "HULK" HOGAN

Sam Dec 11th, 2011 02:37 AM

THAT ONE MOVIE WHERE HE PLAYED HIMSELF AND FOUGHT THE DEMOLITION MAN.

Fathom Zero Dec 11th, 2011 02:39 AM

THE DEMOLITION MAN


Kitsa Dec 11th, 2011 08:22 AM

No Holds Barred, fuck all of you.

Yesterday I made the mistake of going in a dollar store. It was there and I needed some of the little trash bags they sell that I like and I forgot all about Christmas. So I go in and the line for the checkouts stretches all the way down the middle aisle of the store to the back door.

It was shorter by the time I found the trashbags and got up there but I still got to look at the teenage kid in front of me with his scented candle and air horn for quite a while. And all I could think of was AIR HORN because of this place, so fuck you guys twice.

10,000 Volt Ghost Dec 11th, 2011 10:53 AM

Santas slay was bad but santa with muscles was worse.

Fathom Zero Dec 11th, 2011 04:52 PM

http://samepicofdavecoulier.tumblr.com/

Esuohlim Dec 11th, 2011 06:13 PM

BOOKMARKED, ALONG WITH THE BIG BEN TWITTER

I woke up at 4pm today >:

10,000 Volt Ghost Dec 11th, 2011 06:36 PM

You missed 4 hours of housewife drinking.

Dr. Boogie Dec 11th, 2011 08:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 752092)
Santas slay was bad but santa with muscles was worse.

Santa's Slay was badass. God, why didn't I get that for GrisleyGus?

dextire Dec 12th, 2011 12:42 AM

Had an awesome birthday. :)

I even got a Halloween item as one of my presents.

10,000 Volt Ghost Dec 12th, 2011 10:23 AM

Happy Birthday Dextire!!!!!!!

:)

10,000 Volt Ghost Dec 12th, 2011 10:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dr. Boogie (Post 752118)
Santa's Slay was badass. God, why didn't I get that for GrisleyGus?

He ended up spearing someone toward the end of the movie didn't he?

kahljorn Dec 12th, 2011 06:06 PM

man i could've totally cheated on my final today cause he accidently put the answers on the back :(

but i gave it up! and i know i missed like 2 ;( fick i feel stupid

Rongi Dec 12th, 2011 06:25 PM

where do you go to school?

i took a final today that i did not really study for and i handed in a 9 page paper about stuff that i finished like 3 hours before it was due

i need to stop being a stupid idiot

Rongi Dec 12th, 2011 06:28 PM

i got a B+ in biology

i could have gotten an A or an A- if I wasn't so lazy :(

ThrashO Dec 12th, 2011 06:28 PM

dont be so hard on yourselves guys

Esuohlim Dec 12th, 2011 06:34 PM

ALL THAT EFFORT WILL BE FOR A PIECE OF PAPER AND IT'S TOO THICK TO MAKE A GOOD PAPER AIRPLANE OUT OF IT

Esuohlim Dec 12th, 2011 06:39 PM

THAT ADVICE WILL COST YOU 2 BUTTFUCKING DOLLARS

Rongi Dec 12th, 2011 07:29 PM

i realized something today, walking from a gas station after getting cigarettes

before i came to this school i was a punk rock dude who didn't smoke weed and was probably libertarian

now i trip on mushrooms, listen to phish and write earnest papers about how capitalism ruins the world

what have i become

i hate myself

Esuohlim Dec 12th, 2011 08:10 PM

If it makes you feel any better, I listen to Phish without the aid of drugs, and that is way worse my friend

Fathom Zero Dec 12th, 2011 08:21 PM

I've become the opposite. More and more, I am convinced that the world is going to shit. I have the misfortune to know my peers are the country's future.

10,000 Volt Ghost Dec 12th, 2011 11:37 PM

But now the future currency of the country is buttfucking. That makes me the monopoly man.

Fathom Zero Dec 12th, 2011 11:41 PM

You should put that shit on a t-shirt.

Dr. Boogie Dec 12th, 2011 11:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 752138)
He ended up spearing someone toward the end of the movie didn't he?

Right in the middle, when he's hitting his stride.



And after the credits, he looks into the camera and says, "who's next?"

Babs Dec 12th, 2011 11:44 PM

Is there perhaps a jackhammer scene?

10,000 Volt Ghost Dec 12th, 2011 11:44 PM

:lol

Esuohlim Dec 13th, 2011 04:49 AM

Jesus it was dead here today

Dimnos Dec 13th, 2011 11:53 AM

Is Milhouse the only one with a christmas avatar this year? Are we all humbugging it?

dextire Dec 13th, 2011 12:30 PM

Nope. :xmas3

Rongi Dec 13th, 2011 12:35 PM

there

Aaarg Dec 13th, 2011 12:50 PM

yesterday it dawned on me that i'm trying and trying and trying and failing to land a job that will leave me completely unfulfilled and only serve to make the world a worse place, and i don't know what i can do about it.

and then i took a depressing walk on a shitty paved trail and i'd stop to watch squirrels because that cheers me up a bit and then i'd zone out doing so and somebody would zip by on a bike and scare the squirrels away and i'd be back in suicide-ville.

Aaarg Dec 13th, 2011 12:57 PM

also i graded some tests for my girlfriend and the highest score in the class was 73. two kids got it. they sit next to each other and are dating. the second highest score was a 66.

how the fuck do you leave multiple choice questions blank? fuck. put a goddamn letter. make it one of those "this could be a lower-case d or it could be a lower-case a" or "this could be a D or it could be a sloppy B or it even might be a sloppy A" deals hoping for the best, you moron. you have a 25% chance to get it right, and you're going to just go with 0? enjoy your 16.

10,000 Volt Ghost Dec 13th, 2011 01:03 PM

You need to get a job where they pay you at least 15 buttfucking dollars per hour.

Dimnos Dec 13th, 2011 01:03 PM

You are a glass half empty kind ig guy huh?

Aaarg Dec 13th, 2011 01:06 PM

it really depends. currently, i'm ready to drown in an icy river. winter depression hooray!

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 752207)
You need to get a job where they pay you at least 15 buttfucking dollars per hour.

what's that in usd?????

Esuohlim Dec 13th, 2011 03:29 PM

The exchange rate for a buttfucking dollar is $1 USD while getting buttfucked

Aaarg Dec 13th, 2011 03:33 PM

hmmmm i don't really like getting buttfucked can i just get all of my earnings in the swedish skullfucking kronor?????

Colonel Flagg Dec 13th, 2011 04:59 PM

Or Swiss Felching Francs?

ThrashO Dec 13th, 2011 09:13 PM

Currently 1 BFD is equal to 3.7 German Hotcarl Marcs

executioneer Dec 13th, 2011 09:17 PM

i was under the impression that germany had converted to the dirty sanchez euro

Esuohlim Dec 13th, 2011 09:18 PM

ZUGS FOR ALL

Esuohlim Dec 13th, 2011 09:20 PM

A zug is worth 5 rusty trombone colóns

Fathom Zero Dec 13th, 2011 09:22 PM

the buttsex monopoly man still makes me laugh

esuohlim, have you finished playing Morrowind yet or are you still putting up with its stupid?

Esuohlim Dec 13th, 2011 09:44 PM

My laptop was too laggy to play it. Right now I'm still slogging through Mother 3 like Kitsa slogging through episode after episode of Dexter.

Kitsa Dec 13th, 2011 09:48 PM

from you I'll take that as a grudging kind of irritated and then apathetic compliment

10,000 Volt Ghost Dec 13th, 2011 11:55 PM

Buttsex for all

:makeitrainwithbuttsexdollars

Colonel Flagg Dec 14th, 2011 08:18 AM

Where's the airhorn, 10K? >:

elx Dec 14th, 2011 11:46 AM

usps/ups both claim that they do not have my package, and each are blaming the other and denying responsibility for it's disappearance. the result is now that I have two completely contradictory tracking statements, three days since the last update, and it was supposed to be here last week.

the amusing part of this story is that I only ordered this package to temporarily satiate my desire for a pet tortoise.. and I came REALLY close to ordering that almost-hatching egyptian tortoise egg online. boy am I now glad they lost a book and not a living $250 dinosaur egg.

elx Dec 14th, 2011 11:50 AM

(it would have also been my best friend for the next 60 years, so I would have cried for weeks if it got crushed to death en route :( )

Colonel Flagg Dec 14th, 2011 12:16 PM

Your avatar is a constant reminder of how much I miss Carl Sagan. :(

elx Dec 14th, 2011 12:26 PM

dont you miss me too!?

Colonel Flagg Dec 14th, 2011 01:37 PM

Always! ;)

Aaarg Dec 14th, 2011 03:14 PM

speaking of new york scientists the other night i watched that richard feynman biopic with matthew "i murdered two irish women and got off scot-free" broderick and even though i've never read any of his books or watched anything about him i recognized the first scene in the movie from an anecdote about him asking his father the name of a bird and that's pretty sad.

Aaarg Dec 14th, 2011 03:16 PM

OH mother 3 i can't remember the currency in that game... is it dp-dp?

Esuohlim Dec 14th, 2011 03:55 PM

New achewood comic today :eek I know this 'cause I'm buds with Onstad on fb :hat

Esuohlim Dec 14th, 2011 04:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elx (Post 752267)
(it would have also been my best friend for the next 60 years, so I would have cried for weeks if it got crushed to death en route :( )

GIRLS LOVE TURTLES. I knew two girls in college with pet turtles, and one of them skipped class for a week out of depression when she accidentally killed hers. How do you accidentally kill a turtle? >:

Colonel Flagg Dec 14th, 2011 04:09 PM

Run over it with a forklift?


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