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Otto Jun 13th, 2015 01:47 AM

I got an undercut today. I call it the "I was only following orders!" hairstyle.

zeldasbiggestfan Jun 14th, 2015 07:31 PM

Sounds like you need an uppercut, AMIRITE GUISE? :lol

Otto Jun 15th, 2015 12:10 AM

sounds like you need a wood router in your left eye

I AM GOING TO ETHAN ALLEN YOUR BRAIN

zeldasbiggestfan Jun 15th, 2015 03:59 PM

I already took a BB, these folks know.

That sucked, hahah

Tadao Jun 15th, 2015 09:22 PM

Yeah I was thinking you meant a punch in the face lol. My brother was shooting bbs at my feet in the garage to make me dance and one ricocheted grazed my eye. When went back to shooting each other in the stomach.

Otto Jun 16th, 2015 03:09 AM

During marksmanship lessons at Boy Scout camp I had a BB ricochet off of the metal side of a target holder and catch me in the ear. Thank god it was one of those shitty air rifles that you had to manually pump. I couldn't imagine the pain if it was one of those green gas powered motherfuckers.

I also remember quitting around at around 11 years old because I got into studying the World Wars and was kind of revolted by the similarity between the Scouts and the Hitler Youth. The ear BB was just icing on the shit cake, I guess.

Esuohlim Jun 17th, 2015 09:06 PM

Skulhedface sucks

Esuohlim Jun 17th, 2015 09:08 PM



I-MOCK FUN BUNCH :D

Sam wanted me to go. Sam wanted to hang out with me :(

zeldasbiggestfan Jun 17th, 2015 09:39 PM

WHERE, OH WHERE, HAS OUR WILLIE GONE?

OH WHERE, OH WHERE COULD HE BE?!

Cum back guise

Wiffles Jun 18th, 2015 05:08 AM

he's being held hostage in the pony kingdom

WhiteRat Jun 20th, 2015 01:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wiffles (Post 770804)
he's being held hostage in the pony kingdom

He enjoys getting off on a kid's cartoon. He's no hostage.

Esuohlim Jun 21st, 2015 05:51 PM

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/misc....oposted&t=8799

POST COUNT FIGHTS THREAD HALL OF FAME

ok now I'm going to look for pics of drumming4buddha

zeldasbiggestfan Jun 22nd, 2015 04:50 PM

Holy shit, I didn't even know that existed.

Esuohlim Jun 22nd, 2015 11:39 PM

think that's something huh? i got another one for you it's called the logout button

zeldasbiggestfan Jun 23rd, 2015 04:42 PM

You aren't a very friendly ghost, MILTRAILER :lol

Tadao Jun 24th, 2015 11:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 770812)
think that's something huh? i got another one for you it's called the logout button

:chuckleworthy

zeldasbiggestfan Jul 1st, 2015 12:10 AM

You goddamn Canadians are polluting the city.

http://fox2now.com/2015/06/30/alaska...s-central-u-s/

Otto Jul 4th, 2015 09:18 AM

Uggggggghhhh, living in this toilet of a state was bad enough without having to listen to dudes who look like white trash Baron Harkonnens try to sputter out reasons why the Civil War wasn't about slavery.

Then I get a lecture on how I should be proud of what my ancestors stood for. Jesus fuck, I had ancestors in my Grandmother's family who were members of the freikorps. But you don't see me waving around a black flag and pining for the good old days of Kaiser Bill.

zeldasbiggestfan Jul 6th, 2015 10:35 AM

Why weren't you blowing things up on the 4th of July like a good American? You sicken me.

Otto Jul 6th, 2015 12:59 PM

But I did? I drank malt liquor and shot off a couple of bottle rockets... I even had a little paper dog that shat out black snakes and then exploded.

HickMan Jul 11th, 2015 01:55 PM

I was in our nations Capitol for the 4th of July. I took a lot of pictures of neat landmarks and saw a bunch of people taking pictures of themselves in front of neat landmarks!

These two teenage girls were making faces and taking selfies in front of the Lincoln memorial right where MLKjr gave his 'I have a dream' speech. I kinda wanted to throw up.

zeldasbiggestfan Jul 11th, 2015 07:27 PM

Why didn't you just narf on them? Be like "Hey, bitches! Blaaaaaargh"

Tadao Jul 11th, 2015 08:35 PM

lol, fucking kids.

Tadao Jul 11th, 2015 08:35 PM

On the fourth I was high at a dead show.

zeldasbiggestfan Jul 12th, 2015 12:04 AM

THE LAST ONE

Tadao Jul 12th, 2015 12:17 AM

5th was the last one. I went to the 2 in California and then skipped the Friday in Chicago. But I caught the Sat and Sun shows.

I also saw that gay ass painting at the museum on Monday. You know the one. Ferris Buller.

Tadao Jul 12th, 2015 12:18 AM

Also you missed the page brak. ONE FUCKING JOB!

zeldasbiggestfan Jul 12th, 2015 02:17 AM

I'm a bad person because I knew none of that business at all. Not a bit.

WhiteRat Jul 12th, 2015 03:59 AM

I ate a brownie on the 4th that messed me up for a while. Good times.

Pub Lover Jul 15th, 2015 11:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zeldasbiggestfan (Post 770789)
I miss Pub :(

No you don't

Pub Lover Jul 15th, 2015 12:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shrubfest (Post 770734)
Jesus. It's so empty here it probably echos.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 770737)
ZBF, can you tell Shrub I said hello? I'm not allowed to talk to her anymore.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wiffles (Post 770738)
its cuz you fap alot

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 770739)
is that the wrong way to tell a girl she's pretty?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wiffles (Post 770740)
not if you ask first~

Hey Wiffles, can I tell you that you're a pretty rainbow hamster?


Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 770726)
Otto, you are the only person I've ever considered worthy of robbing your grave. I'd be proud to steal from your afterlife.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wiffles (Post 770727)
be sure to leave some candy in it too to ensure a grave-visit from wiffles

RIP Otto. :tear

zeldasbiggestfan Jul 15th, 2015 08:24 PM

bby, i knew ud cum bak

Otto Jul 15th, 2015 10:51 PM

I've always had an extreme contempt for the living, and now I know it's because I'm dead!

Tadao Jul 15th, 2015 11:13 PM

Then hell has a lot of drugs.

Otto Jul 16th, 2015 12:27 PM

It would have to. If they didn't have enough horse to keep Bill Burroughs satiated, or enough blow to keep Hunter Thompson from freaking out more than usual, their souls would probably pierce the fabric of reality to get their fix and cause everything to tear apart.

zeldasbiggestfan Jul 16th, 2015 05:59 PM

Yeah man.

Otto Jul 19th, 2015 12:28 AM

go smoke a drug, ZBF

Tadao Jul 19th, 2015 01:14 AM

go smoke a cock, ZBF

zeldasbiggestfan Jul 19th, 2015 02:22 PM

go smoke a sausage, ZBF

Otto Jul 20th, 2015 01:49 AM



also ive been told i can easily pass for someone that isn't a dangerous psychotic drug addict

zeldasbiggestfan Jul 20th, 2015 05:55 PM

Do you wear that suit for fun?

Otto Jul 20th, 2015 07:04 PM

That was me at a funeral. So, yes.









(Because it was your funeral)

Tadao Jul 21st, 2015 01:16 AM

You look like a sexy Leonardo Dicaprio. Good job Otto.

zeldasbiggestfan Jul 21st, 2015 11:01 AM

He does look like Leo :o

Otto, let me get your Ottograph :lol

Tadao Jul 21st, 2015 11:34 AM


Tadao Jul 21st, 2015 11:35 AM


Tadao Jul 21st, 2015 11:36 AM


Otto Jul 23rd, 2015 01:02 AM

I'm sick of seeing news stories about Donald Trump leading in the GOP polls. I'm throwing my hat into this whole election thing, fuck crafting an image of freedom loving man of the people. I'm giving the people what they want: A tyrannical nationalistic despot! Vote for me or be PURGED!


Happy voting, chumps!

WhiteRat Jul 23rd, 2015 09:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Otto (Post 770855)
or enough blow to keep Hunter Thompson from freaking out more than usual,

that's not how coke works

Otto Jul 23rd, 2015 11:09 PM

Huh, I was just guessing. Never really been into coke. Too expensive, scarce in this area, and I'm not going to gamble with mixing cocaine and my addictive personality.

I always found its scarcity down here weird, given how hard crack's gotten into most of the neighborhoods.

Tadao Jul 24th, 2015 07:43 PM

I've got 99 problems and a bitch caused every single fucking one of them.

zeldasbiggestfan Jul 24th, 2015 10:23 PM

Shoot her!

With yer d*ck!

HickMan Jul 25th, 2015 11:09 AM


Tadao Jul 25th, 2015 11:45 AM

That wasn't a supersoaker, I was just happy to see him.

zeldasbiggestfan Jul 25th, 2015 01:59 PM

God, I fucking love your nipples in that one. So juicy.

Otto Jul 31st, 2015 12:49 AM

Hahaha, I just reported my psychiatrist to the AMA for professional misconduct.

Tadao Jul 31st, 2015 04:25 PM

Yeah but isn't that a once a month thing for them? I'm sure that in your mind you have a case, but then again your mind is in question.

Ahahaha just kidding buddy, make them pay.

Code:

wehavearunnerIrepaetwehavearunnercodecrystalisredIrepaetcodecrystalisred

Tadao Jul 31st, 2015 04:27 PM

I SEE YOU PUB

Colonel Flagg Jul 31st, 2015 05:08 PM

What the hell?

Colonel Flagg Jul 31st, 2015 05:09 PM

Anyone around here seen Don C?

Pub Lover Jul 31st, 2015 08:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 770886)
I SEE YOU PUB

:orgasm

Tadao Jul 31st, 2015 10:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 770889)
:orgasm

:wank:conspiracy

10,000 Volt Ghost Aug 1st, 2015 12:48 AM

Butts

Otto Aug 1st, 2015 01:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 770885)
Yeah but isn't that a once a month thing for them? I'm sure that in your mind you have a case, but then again your mind is in question.

Ahahaha just kidding buddy, make them pay.

Code:

wehavearunnerIrepaetwehavearunnercodecrystalisredIrepaetcodecrystalisred

:lol I'm sure they get their fair share of bizarre complaints from their patients that are low-functioning schizophrenics and the like that go straight into the furnace, but they usually tend to heed complaints from my type of nutjobs (mood disorder sufferers). Especially since this shrink isn't in a private practice, but an office that's funded by the state government.

Wiffles Aug 1st, 2015 12:33 PM

holy frejole! its pubbles! give us some sugar

Pub Lover Aug 2nd, 2015 09:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 770737)
ZBF, can you tell Shrub I said hello? I'm not allowed to talk to her anymore.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wiffles (Post 770738)
its cuz you fap alot

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 770739)
is that the wrong way to tell a girl she's pretty?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wiffles (Post 770740)
not if you ask first~

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 770851)
Hey Wiffles, can I tell you that you're a pretty rainbow hamster?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wiffles (Post 770893)
holy frejole! its pubbles! give us some sugar

:wank

Tadao Aug 2nd, 2015 03:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colonel Flagg (Post 770888)
Anyone around here seen Don C?

I just saw him in Age of Ultron, is War Machine supposed to be cool? It's not cool.

Colonel Flagg Aug 3rd, 2015 05:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 770898)
I just saw him in Age of Ultron, is War Machine supposed to be cool? It's not cool.

Stop-motion. :lol

Tadao Aug 3rd, 2015 06:20 PM

Idiot probably still doesn't know that he attached his real name to the end of all his claymation, which he posted videos of everywhere he was flaming people.

Tadao Aug 3rd, 2015 06:21 PM

Alley

Tadao Aug 3rd, 2015 06:22 PM

Oop

Pub Lover Aug 4th, 2015 05:57 AM

:pagebrak

Colonel Flagg Aug 5th, 2015 02:50 PM

'sup Pub. :(

Pub Lover Aug 5th, 2015 03:35 PM

Not much. How about you? :eek

Colonel Flagg Aug 5th, 2015 03:58 PM

Just hangin' around waiting for something to happen.
Kind of like a book by Camus.

Colonel Flagg Aug 5th, 2015 03:58 PM

Your avatar still scares the bejeezus out of me.

Pub Lover Aug 5th, 2015 05:12 PM

It was a very fitting halloween avatar. I'd suggest that it be updated to have Trump behind the door, but somehow Palin is still on the main stage.
Quote:

Originally Posted by Colonel Flagg (Post 770910)
And, on a related note, New Horizons has a second potential target beyond Pluto. Estimated Time of Arrival - January 2019.

The Hubble space telescope comes through in the clutch.

Only a billion kilometres beyond Pluto? Barely any distance at all.

Colonel Flagg Aug 5th, 2015 09:55 PM

Already 3/4 of the way there
:lol

Tadao Aug 5th, 2015 10:17 PM


Colonel Flagg Aug 6th, 2015 05:25 AM

Hi T! ☺

Tadao Aug 6th, 2015 01:39 PM

:eek

Pub Lover Aug 6th, 2015 01:57 PM

I see I have a new PM. It better be the nudes I asked for. >:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 770913)
Nah she went to the front pages and praised RoG, then left when she didn't get love.

But she never knew love was at her backdoor.

;)

:orgasm

Pub Lover Aug 6th, 2015 02:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 770921)
I see I have a new PM. It better be the nudes I asked for. >:

It was. :wank

Tadao Aug 6th, 2015 03:08 PM

PM means PM!

Pub Lover Aug 6th, 2015 03:26 PM

Argh! My reputation for discretion is in tatters. :(

Colonel Flagg Aug 6th, 2015 04:35 PM

Post Meridian

Tadao Aug 6th, 2015 05:20 PM

Happy A Bomb day!

Science!

Tadao Aug 6th, 2015 05:33 PM

:hat

Colonel Flagg Aug 6th, 2015 06:00 PM

Little Boy.

Tadao Aug 6th, 2015 06:03 PM

Little Boy Blue come blow your load.

Colonel Flagg Aug 6th, 2015 06:07 PM

He did, 70 years ago.

Tadao Aug 6th, 2015 06:23 PM

Colonel takes it up court

Tadao Aug 6th, 2015 06:23 PM

Passes to Tadao

Tadao Aug 6th, 2015 06:25 PM

Tadao swivels left, then right and passes back to Colonel.

Tadao Aug 6th, 2015 06:27 PM

Colonel sees Pub and fakes to the right.

Tadao Aug 6th, 2015 06:27 PM

Colonel lays it up!

Pub Lover Aug 6th, 2015 06:53 PM

:pagebrak

Tadao Aug 6th, 2015 07:00 PM

fgt

Tadao Aug 6th, 2015 11:45 PM

i mean that in the nicest way :(

Pub Lover Aug 10th, 2015 12:42 PM

Who braked the page? :eek


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