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Pub Lover Sep 16th, 2005 03:01 AM


Pub Lover Sep 16th, 2005 03:03 AM

I drove my tractor through your haystack last night
(ooh aah ooh aah)
I threw me pitchfork at your dog to keep quiet
(ooh aah ooh aah)
Now something's telling me
That you'm avoiding me
Come on now darling you've got something I need

Pub Lover Sep 16th, 2005 03:03 AM

Cuz I got a brand new combine harvester
An' I'll give you the key
Come on now let's get together
In perfect harmony
I got twenty acres
An' you got forty-three
Now I got a brand new combine harvester
An' I'll give you the key

Pub Lover Sep 16th, 2005 03:04 AM

She made I laugh ha ha

Pub Lover Sep 16th, 2005 03:05 AM

I'll stick by you, I'll give you all that you need
We'll 'ave twins and triplets
I'm a man built for speed
And you know I'll love you darlin'
So give me your hand
But what I want the most
Is all they acres of land

Pub Lover Sep 16th, 2005 03:06 AM

Cuz I got a brand new combine harvester
An' I'll give you the key
Come on now let's get together
In perfect harmony
I got twenty acres
An' you got forty-three
Now I got a brand new combine harvester
An' I'll give you the key

Pub Lover Sep 16th, 2005 03:07 AM

Ooaah she's a lovely bit of stuff an' all

Pub Lover Sep 16th, 2005 03:08 AM

For seven long years I've been alone in this place
Eat, sleep, in the kitchen, it's a proper disgrace
Now if I cleaned it up would you change your mind
I'll give up drinking scrumpy and that lager and lime

Pub Lover Sep 16th, 2005 03:09 AM

Cuz I got a brand new combine harvester
An' I'll give you the key
Come on now let's get together
In perfect harmony
I got twenty acres
An' you got forty-three
Now I got a brand new combine harvester
An' I'll give you the key

Pub Lover Sep 16th, 2005 03:09 AM

Who loves ya baby ha

Pub Lover Sep 16th, 2005 03:10 AM

Now I got a brand new combine harvester
An' I'll give you the key
Now that we'me both past our fifties I think that you and me
Should stop this galavanting and will you marry me
Coz I got a brand new combine harvester
An' I'll give you the key

Pub Lover Sep 16th, 2005 03:11 AM

Aahh yu're a fine looking woman and I can't wait to get me 'ands on your land

Pub Lover Sep 16th, 2005 03:12 AM

The Wurzels, Ladies & Gentlemen! :handclap

MetalMilitia Sep 16th, 2005 09:28 AM

I saw them live and i can tell you they sang it better than you >:

Guitar Woman Sep 16th, 2005 02:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover
For serious emotional problems. >:

Why don't you just cut my heart out with a cinder block and feed it to a rabid pit bull :tear

Matt Harty Sep 16th, 2005 03:05 PM

shut up

btw hey guys

The Retro Kat Sep 16th, 2005 03:43 PM

You know, pub, I happen to be good friends with Jessica Alba, me and her take baths together sometimes and talk about guys then do each other's hair.

kellychaos Sep 16th, 2005 05:15 PM

The lady that works at the bank gives me lollipops ... root beer if they have them.

Guitar Woman Sep 16th, 2005 05:16 PM

Food forum :rolleyes

Guitar Woman Sep 16th, 2005 05:18 PM

And stfu Matt, you would never understand my complex emotions. :tear

kellychaos Sep 16th, 2005 05:29 PM

Bitch Forum. :rolleyes

Sam Sep 16th, 2005 05:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman
And stfu Matt, you would never understand my complex emotions. :tear


nothing4buddha Sep 16th, 2005 06:32 PM

i think i love you more sam.

sadie Sep 16th, 2005 06:33 PM

metalmilitia is a jackass.

and reading this thread is like being at someone's house while "fear factor" is on. i don't wanna look, but i can't look away.

sadie Sep 16th, 2005 06:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover
Cuz I got a brand new combine harvester
An' I'll give you the key
Come on now let's get together
In perfect harmony
I got twenty acres
An' you got forty-three
Now I got a brand new combine harvester
An' I'll give you the key

what kind of music are the wurzels anyway?

Guitar Woman Sep 16th, 2005 07:19 PM


:love

sadie Sep 16th, 2005 07:30 PM

huh?

Pub Lover Sep 16th, 2005 07:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sadie
what kind of music are the wurzels anyway?

They are folky yokul jug-blowing type of music.

Pub Lover Sep 16th, 2005 07:40 PM

I didn't know Alexis Bledel was older than me. 24? WTH? :eek

Pub Lover Sep 16th, 2005 07:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetalMilitia
I saw them live and i can tell you they sang it better than you >:

I've seen them live loads of times, but I wouldn't call it singing. :lol

Pub Lover Sep 16th, 2005 07:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Retro Kat
You know, pub, I happen to be good friends with Jessica Alba, me and her take baths together sometimes and talk about guys then do each other's hair.

You gay people have all the luck. :(

Pub Lover Sep 16th, 2005 07:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sadie
and reading this thread is like being at someone's house while "fear factor" is on. i don't wanna look, but i can't look away.

Yeah. :(

Pub Lover Sep 16th, 2005 07:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sadie
metalmilitia is a jackass.

Yeah. :lol

Pub Lover Sep 16th, 2005 07:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by drumming4buddha
i think i love you more sam.

You would. :rolleyes

Pub Lover Sep 16th, 2005 07:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman
Why don't you just cut my heart out with a cinder block and feed it to a rabid pit bull :tear

Then you'd just hurt me more. :tear

sadie Sep 16th, 2005 07:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover
They are folky yokul jug-blowing type of music.

from new zealand?

Pub Lover Sep 16th, 2005 07:56 PM

LOL, No! :lol

They are from Somerset, a county in the UK. Where metalmilitia lives.

sadie Sep 16th, 2005 07:58 PM

jug-blowing always makes me think of "the beverly hillbillies."

Pub Lover Sep 16th, 2005 08:05 PM

Well, they don't exactly blow the jugs, more drink cider* out of them.


*The alcohol kind of cidar.

sadie Sep 16th, 2005 08:15 PM

granny got tipsy. >:

Pub Lover Sep 16th, 2005 08:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sadie
granny got tipsy. >:

Silly Americans. :rolleyes

Guitar Woman Sep 16th, 2005 09:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kellychaos
Bitch Forum. :rolleyes

This is the bitch forum :rolleyes

Pub Lover Sep 16th, 2005 10:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman
This is the bitch forum

For you every forum is the bitch forum. :love

Marc Summers Sep 16th, 2005 10:11 PM

uh oh you did not just go there :sassyheadbob

Guitar Woman Sep 16th, 2005 10:25 PM

One evening as the sun went down and the jungle fire was burning
Down the track came a hobo hiking and he said "boys I'm not turning
I'm headin for a land that's far away beside the crystal fountains
So come with me and we'll go and see the Big Rock Candy Mountains!"

Guitar Woman Sep 16th, 2005 10:49 PM

In the Big Rock Candy Mountains, there's a land that's fair and bright
Where the handouts grow on bushes, and you sleep out every night
Where the boxcars are all empty and the sun shines every day
On the birds and the bees and the cigarette trees
Where the lemonade springs where the bluebird sings
In the Big Rock Candy Mountains.

Guitar Woman Sep 16th, 2005 10:50 PM

In the Big Rock Candy Mountains, all the cops have wooden legs
And the bulldogs all have rubber teeth and the hens lay soft boiled eggs
The farmer's trees are full of fruit and the barns are full of hay
Oh, I'm bound to go where there ain't no snow
Where the rain don't fall and the wind don't blow
In the Big Rock Candy Mountains.

Guitar Woman Sep 16th, 2005 10:51 PM

In the Big Rock Candy Mountains, you never change your socks
And the little streams of alcohol come a-trickling down the rocks
The brakemen have to tip their hats and the railroad bulls are blind
There's a lake of stew and of whiskey too
You can paddle all around 'em in a big canoe
In the Big Rock Candy Mountains.

Guitar Woman Sep 16th, 2005 10:51 PM

In the Big Rock Candy Mountains, the jails are made of tin
And you can walk right out again as soon as you are in
There ain't no short handled shovels, no axes saws or picks
I'm a goin to stay where you sleep all day
Where they hung the jerk that invented work
In the Big Rock Candy Mountains.

Guitar Woman Sep 16th, 2005 10:52 PM

So I'll see you all this coming fall in the Big Rock Candy Mountains!

:D

Guitar Woman Sep 17th, 2005 12:02 AM

Esuohlim as you can see you don't need to flip my avatar now.
I had too much time on my hands today and did it myself.

Guitar Woman Sep 17th, 2005 12:05 AM

That was my 666th post :eek

MetalMilitia Sep 17th, 2005 08:34 AM

im bored so im going to buy things on the internet >:

Matt Harty Sep 17th, 2005 02:41 PM

you cant flip your own its not the same

MetalMilitia Sep 17th, 2005 02:48 PM

the internet >:

Matt Harty Sep 17th, 2005 02:57 PM

stop

MetalMilitia Sep 17th, 2005 03:04 PM

seriously though >:

Marc Summers Sep 17th, 2005 03:11 PM

oh COME ON guys
seriously :rolleyes

MetalMilitia Sep 17th, 2005 03:24 PM

marc summers knows the score


















>:

The Retro Kat Sep 17th, 2005 05:55 PM

My name is Jorma, muthafucka
I'm the sensitive one
Break yo muthafuckin face with the butt of my gun
Rip off your arms
Break your legs with 'em
Spread your ass cheeks
And stick my dick in 'em.

Pub Lover Sep 17th, 2005 09:24 PM


:wank

ScruU2wice Sep 17th, 2005 11:43 PM

I'm glad I got retro kat's reference...

Esuohlim Sep 18th, 2005 03:20 AM

I'M GLAD THIS THREAD WENT TO HELL WHILE I WAS GONE FOR TWO DAYS >:

The Retro Kat Sep 18th, 2005 03:46 AM

It's cause i came back, isn't it, you sonofabitch.

Esuohlim Sep 18th, 2005 04:10 AM

HEY HOW'S IT GOING RETRO KUNT (SEE WHAT I DID THERE I CHANGED PART OF YOUR NAME SO THAT IS REFERENCES A DESIRABLE PART OF THE FEMALE BODY THAT NORMAL GUYS LIKE TO HAVE SEX WITH BUT YOU PEOPLE WOULD RATHER SUCK DICKS AND DO THINGS WITH DICKS >: )

The Retro Kat Sep 18th, 2005 04:12 AM

Whoa, what do you mean people?

Sam Sep 18th, 2005 04:17 AM

LOL THAT GUY LOVES HOTDOGS. :(

The Retro Kat Sep 18th, 2005 04:26 AM

OMG YEAH

Sam Sep 18th, 2005 04:32 AM

AND THAT GUY ON THE LEFT LOOKS SO GAY.

LIKE SCOTT THOMPSON GAY. :(

The Retro Kat Sep 18th, 2005 04:32 AM

The guy in the middle looks retro kat ghey

Sam Sep 18th, 2005 04:34 AM

I'm cool with Retro Kat gay. :/

Pub Lover Sep 18th, 2005 04:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ScruU2wice
I'm glad I got retro kat's reference...

I don't get the reference. :(

Pub Lover Sep 18th, 2005 04:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim
I'M GLAD THIS THREAD WENT TO HELL WHILE I WAS GONE FOR TWO DAYS >:

Just imagine how Willie is going to feel .:(

Pub Lover Sep 18th, 2005 04:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim
HEY HOW'S IT GOING RETRO KUNT (SEE WHAT I DID THERE I CHANGED PART OF YOUR NAME SO THAT IS REFERENCES A DESIRABLE PART OF THE FEMALE BODY THAT NORMAL GUYS LIKE TO HAVE SEX WITH BUT YOU PEOPLE WOULD RATHER SUCK DICKS AND DO THINGS WITH DICKS >: )

That's a very Mark Riddles thing to say. Fartin Mowler told me yesterday he thinks you are Riddles but in secret. :eek

Pub Lover Sep 18th, 2005 04:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Retro Kat
The guy in the middle looks retro kat ghey

He's not as sexy as Retro Kat though.

Pub Lover Sep 18th, 2005 04:41 AM


Pub Lover Sep 18th, 2005 04:42 AM

Retro Kat's avatar is too big, good thing a mod told him to use it, or he might get into trouble.

Pub Lover Sep 18th, 2005 04:43 AM


Pub Lover Sep 18th, 2005 04:45 AM

Yeah, Chojin knew about a site called gaypimp.com, you're so funny for pointing that out, Pub. >:

What a dipshit, am I right guys? >:

The Retro Kat Sep 18th, 2005 04:57 AM

Chojin is only half ghey

sadie Sep 18th, 2005 09:18 AM

maybe chojin thought you'd be smart enough to resize it first?

Esuohlim Sep 18th, 2005 03:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam
LIKE SCOTT THOMPSON GAY. :(


Pub Lover Sep 18th, 2005 07:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sadie
maybe chojin thought you'd be smart enough to resize it first?

I doubt Chojin thought that, come on. :rolleyes

Rongi Sep 18th, 2005 07:41 PM

my friend told me bitches brew is about the devil. the actual song bitches brew could very well be about the devil, it is very creepy and has a sinister tone to it.

Pub Lover Sep 18th, 2005 07:46 PM

:chatter

Pub Lover Sep 18th, 2005 07:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim


Disturbed rocks

:lol

The Retro Kat Sep 18th, 2005 08:17 PM

The Late, Great Miles Davis, ladies and gentlemen.

Guitar Woman Sep 18th, 2005 08:38 PM

Hay guys ^_^

Pub Lover Sep 18th, 2005 10:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman
Hay guys ^_^

Hey. :)

Chojin Sep 18th, 2005 10:55 PM

I think i'm gonna rename this thread.

Rongi Sep 18th, 2005 10:56 PM

you better not

Chojin Sep 18th, 2005 10:57 PM

Maybe I already did

Chojin Sep 18th, 2005 11:00 PM

Guys, I'm thinking about moving this thread to General Blabber. What do you think?

Pub Lover Sep 18th, 2005 11:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin
I think i'm gonna rename this thread.

"I-MOCKERY CHAT ROOM (TOWN LOBBY 12)"
Yeah, that seems about right. :(

Pub Lover Sep 18th, 2005 11:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin
Guys, I'm thinking about moving this thread to General Blabber. What do you think?

That would be fine with me. :)

Chojin Sep 18th, 2005 11:01 PM

NO. ANSWER THE QUESTION. YES OR NO. YOU'RE DODGING THE ISSUE. ANSWER THE QUESTION.

Pub Lover Sep 18th, 2005 11:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin
Guys, I'm thinking about moving this thread to General Blabber. What do you think?

Yes. :(

Chojin Sep 18th, 2005 11:03 PM

MARISSA I LOVE YOU

The Retro Kat Sep 18th, 2005 11:03 PM

Noooooostradamus.

Emu Sep 18th, 2005 11:05 PM

so i'm watching this stupid anime with ninjas in it and for some reason there was a blue haired girl with white eyes and no pupils but she never appears again wtf is it


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