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Guitar Woman Sep 24th, 2005 05:10 PM


Sethomas Sep 24th, 2005 06:28 PM

Awe bleteth after lomb,
Lhouth after calve cu,
Bulle sterteth, bucke verteth
Murie sing, cuccu!
Cuccu, cuccu
Wel singes thu, cuccu.
Ne swik thu naver nu!

Johnyy Darko Sep 24th, 2005 07:20 PM

I got something to say!!!

Emu Sep 24th, 2005 07:24 PM


Guitar Woman Sep 24th, 2005 07:42 PM

http://www.penny-arcade.com/view.php...02-09-25&res=l

Chojin Sep 24th, 2005 07:51 PM

I don't think Drumming understands this thread

Emu Sep 24th, 2005 08:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer
THANKS FOR RUINING THIS THREAD, FUCKERS :lol

-willie


Chojin Sep 24th, 2005 08:12 PM

There is no possible way to ruin a thread like this

Pub Lover Sep 24th, 2005 09:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge
should i go back and read all 160 pages i missed?

Only if you like reading my bullshit. :rolleyes

Pub Lover Sep 24th, 2005 09:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman
where's pub when you need him :(

:winkwink

Pub Lover Sep 24th, 2005 09:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge
Or pub, pub would be just as good as my lady ;(


With those silky smooth locks, and his supple thighs :(

:lol

You haven't seen my stupid 'tache. :(

Pub Lover Sep 24th, 2005 09:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman
I'm not an ice queen jerk Pub's the only guy for me >:

Wow, you fixate almost as fast as I do. :eek

Pub Lover Sep 24th, 2005 09:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge
i just noticed Rongi's title is The Ice King, so now all i have to do is arrange a marriage between rongi and the guitar girl hmmmm

I like the possible story arc, I think we better save it for next season, in case our ratings drop. ;)

Pub Lover Sep 24th, 2005 09:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sethomas
I wanna join in on all the fun :(

How is the drinking going?

Pub Lover Sep 24th, 2005 09:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Marc Summers
btw Pub Lover are you ok this thread hasn't been responded to in about 5 hours :eek

I went out the house. :eek

Once a year I do it for the traditional drink at the Alexandra Blossom Parade.

No one liked my moustache.

Pub Lover Sep 24th, 2005 09:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman
I'm not speaking like I usually do in this thread. It feels weird now that we're in GB :(

Yeah, your racist sexism is completely gone. :eek

Pub Lover Sep 24th, 2005 09:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sethomas
I don't play video games, I read metaphysical philosophy.

I used to play video games.

I hate my life.

I always hated my life.

& that's why we like you. :)

Pub Lover Sep 24th, 2005 09:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover
& that's why we like you. :)

Well, that's why I like him. :(

Pub Lover Sep 24th, 2005 09:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman
We couldn't last for one page without the mention of sex, could we?

We make it fine when there are no girls around. :rolleyes

Pub Lover Sep 24th, 2005 09:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin
That thing that Guitar Woman said a few days ago about Kellychaos being as stupid as a race car is fast or something made me laugh :<

I missed that, where did she say it? :confused

Pub Lover Sep 24th, 2005 09:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman
Quote:

Originally Posted by StupidKraut
I like Cheese.

Before now I didn't really have a problem with you. But now I do.
GET OUT.

What's wrong with cheese? :vegan

Pub Lover Sep 24th, 2005 09:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by drumming4buddha
FOR FUCK'S SAKE, PLEASE STOP POSTING

Why don't more people, other than Chojin, tell me that?

Pub Lover Sep 24th, 2005 09:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Johnyy Darko
I got something to say!!!

I don't think you do. >:

Or the old Max Burbank:

Prove It! >:

Pub Lover Sep 24th, 2005 09:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin
There is no possible way to ruin a thread like this, no matter how hard pub tries


Pub Lover Sep 24th, 2005 09:24 PM

Seventeen in a row. :(

Pub Lover Sep 24th, 2005 09:25 PM


HickMan Sep 24th, 2005 09:43 PM

i mean really

Pub Lover Sep 24th, 2005 09:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HickMan
i mean really

Hey Clay. :(

The Retro Kat Sep 24th, 2005 09:46 PM

Hay Gang!

Pub Lover Sep 24th, 2005 09:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Retro Kat
Hay Gang!

Hey Gay Matt. :)

HickMan Sep 24th, 2005 09:53 PM

HEY PUBLOVER!

HEY MATTIE!

Pub Lover Sep 24th, 2005 09:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HickMan
HEY PUBLOVER!

Sup?

Guitar Woman Sep 24th, 2005 11:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover
Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin
That thing that Guitar Woman said a few days ago about Kellychaos being as stupid as a race car is fast or something made me laugh :<

I missed that, where did she say it? :confused

In the "Attention Retro Kat" thread.

Guitar Woman Sep 24th, 2005 11:38 PM

Also hey guys <3

Pub Lover Sep 24th, 2005 11:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman
KELLYCHAOS YOUR EXPLICIT SEXUAL DESCRIPTION OFFENDS ME TO THE UMPTH DEGREE

IF I WERE A MOD I'D BAN YOUR ASS FASTER THAN... UM... SOMETHING THAT GOES REALLY FAST IN A CERTAIN SITUATION

YOU KNOW, LIKE A RACE CAR :0

Oh yeah, I remember this. :lol

I didn't pay much attention to the Race Car bit as I was more reminiscing about Blackadder. Oh well, I guess I must just be losing interest in these forums. :/

Pub Lover Sep 24th, 2005 11:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman
Also hey guys <3

Hey. :)



<3

Pub Lover Sep 25th, 2005 01:52 AM

I'm four posts behind Schimid in my race to catch up with Esuohlim. :(

Guitar Woman Sep 25th, 2005 01:53 AM

Baby, life is like a ride on a freeway
Dodging bullets while you're trying to find your way
Everyone's around, but no one does a DAMN THING (lol @ caps)
It brings me down, but I won't let them

If I seem bleak
Well you'd be correct
And if I don't speak
It's cause I can't disconnect
But I won't be burned by the reflection
Of the fire in your eyes
As you're starin' at the sun

Pub Lover Sep 25th, 2005 01:55 AM

Staring At The Sun was my favourite song when I was 16.

Pub Lover Sep 25th, 2005 01:57 AM

Ooooh wa air a ooh... AS YOU'RE STARING AT THE SUN! :ROCK

Pub Lover Sep 25th, 2005 01:58 AM

:rock

caps. :rolleyes

Pub Lover Sep 25th, 2005 02:00 AM

Pub's Post #4080 (of the new calendar)

That's equal to Schimid. :(

Pub Lover Sep 25th, 2005 02:01 AM

I'm now the 16th biggest loser on the boards. :(

Pub Lover Sep 25th, 2005 02:09 AM

You know that thing where you think someone is mad at you because they haven't spoken to you for a while?

Well exactly how crazy is it when you start beating yourself up because you think you've made someone angry, & the reason you think you know they are angry is because they are not posting stupid shit on an internet forum?

Yeah? >:

Pub Lover Sep 25th, 2005 02:12 AM

I wrote her off for the tenth time today
And practiced all the things I would say
But she came over
I lost my nerve
I took her BACK and made her dessert
Now I know I'm being used
That's okay man cause I like the abuse
I know she's playing with me
That's okay cause I've got no self esteem

Pub Lover Sep 25th, 2005 02:13 AM

Fuck The Chorus! >:

Pub Lover Sep 25th, 2005 02:14 AM

We make plans to go out at night
I wait till 2 then I turn out the light
this rejection’s got me so low
If she keeps it up I just might tell her so

Pub Lover Sep 25th, 2005 02:15 AM

When she's saying, all that she wants only me
Then I wonder why she sleeps with my friends
When she saying, all men are like a disease
Then I wonder how much more I can spend
Well I guess, I should stick up for myself
But I really think it's better this way
The more you suffer
The more it shows you really care Right? Yeah!

Pub Lover Sep 25th, 2005 02:16 AM

Now I'll relate, this little bit
That happens more than I'd like to admit
Late at night, she knocks on my door
She's drunk again and, looking to score
Now I know, I should say no, but
That's kind of hard when she's ready to go
I may be dumb, but I'm not a dweeb
I'm just a sucker with no self esteem

Pub Lover Sep 25th, 2005 02:26 AM

After the mild The Offspring obsession, I went on to Weezer, & they were the soundtrack of my 17th year.

Goddamn you half-Japanese girls
Do it to me every time
Oh, the redhead said you shred the cello
And I'm jello, baby
But you won't talk, won't look, won't think of me
I'm the epitome of public enemy
Why you wanna go and do me like that?
Come down on the street and dance with me

I'm a lot like you so please, hello, I'm here, I'm waiting
I think I'd be good for you and you'd be good for me

I asked you to go to the Green Day concert
You said you never heard of them (how cool is that)
How cool is that?
So I went to your room and read your diary:
Watching Grunge leg drop New-Jack through a presstable...
And then my heart stopped:
Listening to Cio-Cio San, fall in love all over again.

I'm a lot like you so please, hello, I'm here, I'm waiting
I think I'd be good for you and you'd be good for me

How stupid is it? I can't talk about it
I gotta sing about it and make a record of my heart
How stupid is it? Won't you gimme a minute
Just come up to me
And say hello to my heart
How stupid is it? For all I know you want me too
And maybe you just don't know what to do
Or maybe you're scared to say: 'I'm falling for you'

I wish I could get my head out of the sand
Cos I think we'd make a good team
And you would keep my fingernails clean
But that's just a stupid dream that I won't realize
Cos I can't even look in your eyes without shaking, and I ain't faking
I'll bring home the turkey if you bring home the bacon

I'm a lot like you so please, hello, I'm here, I'm waiting
I think I'd be good for you and you'd be good for me

I'm a lot like you
I'm a lot like you
I'm a lot like you
And I'm waiting
I think I'd be good for you and you'd be good for me

Pub Lover Sep 25th, 2005 02:27 AM


Sethomas Sep 25th, 2005 03:10 AM

I serenaded my friend to El Scorcho tonight.

I will remember that for ever.

And no, I haven't been plastered this weekend. I was the designated driver last night (so I had only around four drinks over a three hour span) and tonight I had only two pints. So pssh.

Emu Sep 25th, 2005 09:56 AM

am i the only person on this board who never gets drunk >:

Chojin Sep 25th, 2005 10:15 AM

Let other people use the thread too, Pub

HickMan Sep 25th, 2005 01:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Emu
am i the only person on this board who never gets drunk >:

I got drunk a week ago for like the second time ever :X

Guitar Woman Sep 25th, 2005 05:18 PM

I've got the flu you guys :(
I didn't think it would come this early in the year :(

Sethomas Sep 25th, 2005 09:38 PM

You didn't get it from me, I swear.

Guitar Woman Sep 25th, 2005 10:01 PM

Yeah seth, 'cause you can catch the flu over the interweb. :rolleyes

Pub Lover Sep 25th, 2005 10:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman
I've got the flu you guys :(
I didn't think it would come this early in the year :(

You get the flu every year? That sucks. :(

Emu Sep 25th, 2005 10:30 PM

OK so I got "Sheik Yerbouti" and "Frank Zappa: Guitar" (used, but in perfect condition) :O

Pub Lover Sep 25th, 2005 10:32 PM

Rongi is too buzy making sandwiches to respond right now.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Emu
am i the only person on this board who never gets drunk >:

:rolleyes

Guitar Woman Sep 25th, 2005 10:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover
Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman
I've got the flu you guys :(
I didn't think it would come this early in the year :(

You get the flu every year? That sucks. :(

No, I usually get a flu shot :(

Pub Lover Sep 25th, 2005 10:42 PM

Does it really get that cold in TRANCE :o?

Emu Sep 25th, 2005 10:47 PM

she lives in like montana or some such place :rolleyes

Pub Lover Sep 25th, 2005 10:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Emu
she lives in like montana or some such place :rolleyes

Yeah? So? How cold does it get there?

Sethomas Sep 25th, 2005 10:55 PM

Montana is typically colder than Alaska during parts of the year. But if she lives in OR-UH-GHUN, then I assume the coastal winds keep it relatively mild year-long.

Pub Lover Sep 25th, 2005 10:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sethomas
relatively

:blah

Sethomas Sep 25th, 2005 10:59 PM

NOT EVERYONE LIVES ON THE FANTASTIC ISLAND OF PLEASANT WEATHER.

Pub Lover Sep 25th, 2005 11:02 PM

Yeah, it must suck to be all of you. :)

Sethomas Sep 25th, 2005 11:03 PM

There's a hill behind my house. When it snows, I like to sled down it.

WINTER RuLES.

Pub Lover Sep 25th, 2005 11:07 PM

I Get Snow. :(

Sethomas Sep 25th, 2005 11:11 PM

Nuh-uh. New Zealand is south of the equator, and the further south you go the hotter it gets.

Pub Lover Sep 25th, 2005 11:13 PM

Foiled again! :curses

Esuohlim Sep 25th, 2005 11:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Emu
OK so I got "Sheik Yerbouti" and "Frank Zappa: Guitar" (used, but in perfect condition) :O

I almost got "Shut up an' play yer Guitar" yesterday, but I didn't bring enough money and it was 38 bucks wtf :(

So I got Apostrophe which was 17 for barely 30 minutes of music. It better be damn awesome >:

Esuohlim Sep 25th, 2005 11:22 PM


Pub Lover Sep 25th, 2005 11:24 PM

I think I've forgotton the rules for the Page Break, I betetr go check the first post...

GHOSTS! :eek

Guitar Woman Sep 25th, 2005 11:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sethomas
Montana is typically colder than Alaska during parts of the year. But if she lives in OR-UH-GHIN, then I assume the coastal winds keep it relatively mild year-long.

If by "relatively mild" you mean "incredibly gay", then yes. During winter it gets cold enough to be miserable but not cold enough to snow, and during the summer it gets hot enough to make me sweat uncontrollably but not hot enough to make the cold water involved with activities like supersoaker wars and giant slip-n-slides not make my lips blue. Oregon sucks. :(

Pub Lover Sep 25th, 2005 11:34 PM

What temps does it go down to in your miserable state?

I'll even accept your crazy Fahrenheit scale if that's all you're familiar with. :(

Sethomas Sep 25th, 2005 11:41 PM

Indiana usually ranges from about -35° to 38° C, though it's rarely under -20°.

Pub Lover Sep 25th, 2005 11:46 PM

Yeah, that's cold. :eek

I think the -5° C it gets here is cold. :x

Esuohlim Sep 26th, 2005 12:20 AM

Speak in Fahrenheits >:

Pub Lover Sep 26th, 2005 12:24 AM

No, because it's a stupid scale. >:

Esuohlim Sep 26th, 2005 12:33 AM

IT'S STANDARD :rolleyes

Pub Lover Sep 26th, 2005 12:35 AM

Only in retard countries. ;)

Pub Lover Sep 26th, 2005 12:44 AM

Quote:

relating or conforming to a thermometric scale on which under standard atmospheric pressure the boiling point of water is at 212 degrees above the zero of the scale, the freezing point is at 32 degrees above zero, and the zero point approximates the temperature produced by mixing equal quantities by weight of snow and common salt
Stupid.

Pub Lover Sep 26th, 2005 12:46 AM

Quote:

relating to, conforming to, or having a thermometer scale on which the interval between the freezing and boiling points of water is divided into 100 degrees with 0° representing the freezing point and 100° the boiling point
OMG! Natural phenomena that you can see in any kitchen. :eek

Guitar Woman Sep 26th, 2005 01:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover
What temps does it go down to in your miserable state?

I'll even accept your crazy Fahrenheit scale if that's all you're familiar with. :(

I'd tell you in celcius, but I haven't used that in 10 years. :x

In winter it usually gets down to about 40-something degrees, but when you add heavy rain to that it seems a hell of a lot colder. :(

Pub Lover Sep 26th, 2005 01:39 AM

40°F is 4.4°C

It normally gets down to 23°F here, but it can get down to 5°F which isn't very cold, but the Antarctic winds sure make it seem so. :x

Guitar Woman Sep 26th, 2005 01:43 AM

:faint @ Desperate Housewives season premier

Esuohlim Sep 26th, 2005 01:43 AM

All I know is that -40° is the same in both scales. :(

And the conversion equation is something really gay. >:

Pub Lover Sep 26th, 2005 01:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim
the conversion equation is something really gay. >:

Yes, it is. Hence both of us hating the other's scale. ;)

Guitar Woman Sep 26th, 2005 01:48 AM

God, just make a program on a scientific calculator :rolleyes

Pub Lover Sep 26th, 2005 01:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman
God, just make a program on a scientific calculator :rolleyes

I put my scientific calculator in a blender when I left school. Plus I only have to do the conversion myself when talking to retards (like me).

Pub Lover Sep 26th, 2005 01:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman
:faint @ Desperate Housewives season premier

If they put that show on the Discovery Channel, I might of heard of it.

GADZOOKS Sep 26th, 2005 05:35 AM

I never heard a man so depressed when I told Willie about what you jerks did to his thread.

Not cool guys, not cool.


HickMan Sep 26th, 2005 07:38 AM

I think we should make a new one

Guitar Woman Sep 26th, 2005 11:39 AM

We could at least get this one to 500 pages before we trash it. :(

Chojin Sep 26th, 2005 11:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GADZOOKS
I never heard a man so depressed when I told Willie about what you jerks did to his thread.

Not cool guys, not cool.

I left a question up for about 3 days asking if anyone had objections to me moving it.

This thread was so amazingly awful to begin with that there's really no-where for it to go but up anyway.

Emu Sep 26th, 2005 01:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim
So I got Apostrophe which was 17 for barely 30 minutes of music. It better be damn awesome >:

the guy at the music store recommended Apostrophe and I would've bought it but he had apparently sold it like a day before >: >:

Chojin Sep 26th, 2005 03:59 PM

Pub -

1. How do you know my aim name
2. Post it again and i'll ban you again.


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