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The Retro Kat Oct 21st, 2005 07:49 PM

KITTIES!!1!1! awww

Sethomas Oct 21st, 2005 07:55 PM

Man, at 5 in the morning I suck at similes.

The Retro Kat Oct 21st, 2005 07:58 PM

Happens to the best of us, babe.

The Retro Kat Oct 21st, 2005 08:01 PM

I always feel safe with Chojin's avatar.

Guitar Woman Oct 21st, 2005 08:04 PM

HOLY FUCKING FUCK

I HAVE 175 DOLLARS TO BLOW

TELL ME WHAT TO DO FUCKING NOW >:

The Retro Kat Oct 21st, 2005 08:16 PM

3 day long booze, drug, and sex binge?

Guitar Woman Oct 21st, 2005 08:30 PM

man if i had a quarter for every time i did that I'd have about 5 cents

ItalianStereotype Oct 21st, 2005 08:36 PM

GIB ME YO MONEY

Guitar Woman Oct 21st, 2005 08:44 PM

man what the fuck is wrong with me today i should have known better to ask you jerks what to do with money

Guitar Woman Oct 21st, 2005 08:46 PM

i need my fucking coffee machine working
i'm just not right without it

Sethomas Oct 21st, 2005 08:51 PM

Well then, you could start by buying a french press. Those are manifestly superior.

Guitar Woman Oct 21st, 2005 08:55 PM

wait a minute


hmm


hmmmmm


hmmmmmmmmmmm



OMG! :eek

I SHOULD BUY A NEW COFFEE MACHINE! :eek

ItalianStereotype Oct 21st, 2005 08:57 PM

I JUST TOLD YOU TO GIB ME YO MONEY

Guitar Woman Oct 21st, 2005 08:57 PM

fuck you for posting right then seth >:

ItalianStereotype Oct 21st, 2005 09:00 PM

HEY GITTAR WOMAN

Guitar Woman Oct 21st, 2005 09:01 PM

HEY ITALIAN STERIOTYPE HOW IS LIFE TREATING YOU

ItalianStereotype Oct 21st, 2005 09:02 PM

LOT BETAR IF YOU GIB ME YO MONEY

The Retro Kat Oct 21st, 2005 09:13 PM

SNAP

Guitar Woman Oct 21st, 2005 09:34 PM

>:

Guitar Woman Oct 21st, 2005 10:26 PM

it'll be page break time in two posts
we gotta think of a picture you guys

The Retro Kat Oct 22nd, 2005 12:39 AM

Only one chance now.

Pub Lover Oct 22nd, 2005 10:02 AM


bigtimecow Oct 22nd, 2005 06:33 PM

IT'S MILKLIN

BLAH BLAH BLAH

KICKED OUT OF HIS OWN RELIGION!

Guitar Woman Oct 22nd, 2005 11:17 PM

PUB YOU BASTARD
DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG I'VE SEARCHED THE ENTIRE INTERNET FOR THE PAGE BRAK IMAGE >:

Guitar Woman Oct 23rd, 2005 12:40 AM

AND THE REST OF WILLIE'S SITE FOR THAT MATTER >:

Marc Summers Oct 23rd, 2005 01:45 AM

I haven't posted here for a while...
Sorry.

Sorry if I have angered you either by a period of non-postery or by the existance of this post. Sorry :/

OH BTW HEY GUYS :3

Guitar Woman Oct 23rd, 2005 02:04 AM

Why not at all Marc, we are always glad to have you around!

The Retro Kat Oct 23rd, 2005 04:17 AM

tHISI fuckning pal;ce

Pub Lover Oct 23rd, 2005 08:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman
PUB YOU BASTARD
DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG I'VE SEARCHED THE ENTIRE INTERNET FOR THE PAGE BRAK IMAGE >:

I love you. :sigh

Esuohlim Oct 23rd, 2005 05:09 PM

I GUESS ONCE YOU REACH 8000+ POSTS YOU RUN OUT OF POSTS TO MAKE :(

Esuohlim Oct 23rd, 2005 05:10 PM

I am saying this because I've made like 10 posts in the last month wtf >:

The Retro Kat Oct 23rd, 2005 11:03 PM

You fucking slacker.

MetalMilitia Oct 24th, 2005 07:16 AM

buzz lightyear dog


Pub Lover Oct 24th, 2005 09:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim
I am saying this because I've made like 10 posts in the last month wtf >:

I thought you had a ladyfriend now.

The Retro Kat Oct 24th, 2005 06:35 PM

We're really slacking in the posts department, lately.

Sethomas Oct 24th, 2005 08:08 PM

Come on guys, let's bust out the A-Game for Retro Cat! He deserves it!

HickMan Oct 24th, 2005 10:34 PM

post

bigtimecow Oct 24th, 2005 11:06 PM

WTF HAPPENED TO F-CK YOU B-ITCH?!?!!

i used to check that site everyday and one day they stopped doing updates other than the comic and now i check the comic and it hasn't been updated either WTF

Esuohlim Oct 25th, 2005 02:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover
Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim
I am saying this because I've made like 10 posts in the last month wtf >:

I thought you had a ladyfriend now.

I do and this is what happened to Noob3 and CaptainBubba oh no :(

Esuohlim Oct 25th, 2005 02:56 PM

That bitch is making me not crave internets >:

Big McLargehuge Oct 25th, 2005 03:37 PM

Thats what happens when you can get naked lady for free and in person ;(

Pub Lover Oct 26th, 2005 12:11 AM

Esuohlim, don't worry about it, the internet will still be here when she dumps you, & if it isn't, I'm sure we can get Al Gore to reinvent it for us. :)

Pub Lover Oct 26th, 2005 12:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman
lol

Hey! I was going to say that! :(



:rolleyes


:cumguzzle


:reference

Guitar Woman Oct 26th, 2005 12:27 PM

:pub'sajerk>:

Pub Lover Oct 26th, 2005 12:30 PM

I was just trying to attract your attention & there are already enough 'Guitar Woman!' threads that you ignore me in. :(

Pub Lover Oct 26th, 2005 12:31 PM

P.S. I'm sorry. :(

Guitar Woman Oct 26th, 2005 01:07 PM


Pub Lover Oct 26th, 2005 01:14 PM

I really like that panel. It's from when I was reading that crazy Achewood fan forum & they all went mad with the gushing love for Onstad. :lol

Speaking of Achewood, today's strip with Pat calling the radio station gives Fungusmongus an avatar if he wants it. Sure he can't have a regular character, but he can have the radio itself. :)

Guitar Woman Oct 26th, 2005 01:18 PM

There should be more of Lyle in the strip :lol
I also hope they bring back Ultra Peanut, she's awesome :(

Pub Lover Oct 26th, 2005 01:25 PM

Ultra Peanut is rude & mean... Oh Wait! :pub'sajerk

There are only so many ways you can use a drunk tiger hitting people, but I agree that Onstad should think of some more.

Guitar Woman Oct 26th, 2005 01:32 PM

http://www.achewood.com/index.php?date=11112002
:lol

Pub Lover Oct 26th, 2005 01:37 PM

Philippe is so sweet, & Ultra Peanut is so mean. :(

This is eactly why AChimp hasn't got a girlfriend. >:

Guitar Woman Oct 26th, 2005 01:38 PM

At least she's mean in a good way, unlike Pat. >:

That one about his bumper stickers was hilarious though :lol

Guitar Woman Oct 26th, 2005 01:39 PM

"If this car's a-rockin, then barbers have no doubt broken into it to commit lewd acts" :lol

Pub Lover Oct 26th, 2005 01:47 PM

I'm surprised that Pat would put stickers on his car, as they no doubt ruin the finish with the non-vegan glue. :rolleyes

Guitar Woman Oct 26th, 2005 01:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover
There are only so many ways you can use a drunk tiger hitting people, but I agree that Onstad should think of some more.

Wait, Lyle's a tiger?
:(

Pub Lover Oct 26th, 2005 01:57 PM

Yeah, I was surprised when I found out as well.

Sethomas Oct 26th, 2005 11:39 PM

I'm still in denial, personally.

Rongi Oct 27th, 2005 12:03 AM

hey

Esuohlim Oct 27th, 2005 01:18 AM

SHE LET ME TOUCH HER VAGINA TONIGHT GUYS HOLY CRAP :(( :(:(:( :(:(:( :((:(

Pub Lover Oct 27th, 2005 05:07 AM

Hey Esuohlim, I don't want to lay a heavy trip on you or anything, but you're going to hell. :eek

Marc Summers Oct 27th, 2005 05:38 AM

Why did you type out the frowny faces manually instead of rapidly clicking it...it doesn't make sense...I have a headache...maybe I should sleep...

OH BTW







NOTHING >:

Pub Lover Oct 27th, 2005 05:42 AM

Oh shit, my head hurts I'm logging into all the wrong accounts. :(

Esuohlim Oct 27th, 2005 12:27 PM

omg

Pub Lover Oct 27th, 2005 12:50 PM

Don't worry, I'll already be there to welcome you. :(

...I'll be in the virgin suicide section.

Sethomas Oct 28th, 2005 08:17 AM

I hear that's a problem in New Zealand. :(

Pub Lover Oct 28th, 2005 08:26 AM

We're very melodramatic here.

Chojin Oct 28th, 2005 01:11 PM

weren't you getting deported?

Pub Lover Oct 29th, 2005 01:12 AM

I think it was back in August 2004 that I mentioned that to you, & thanks to New Zealand's incompetent bureaucrats I am still waiting for a final decision. Sure I muddy the matter by constantly submitting variously almost off-topic forms to them, but I'm a selfish jerk like that.

sadie Oct 29th, 2005 09:41 AM

is it a visa thing?

Sethomas Oct 30th, 2005 08:34 PM

It's everywhere you want to be :(

Guitar Woman Oct 30th, 2005 11:20 PM


Guitar Woman Oct 30th, 2005 11:21 PM

BTW guess what game I just beat for the first time ever >:

sadie Oct 30th, 2005 11:46 PM

solitaire?

Pub Lover Oct 31st, 2005 06:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sadie
is it a visa thing?

Yeah. If I had money or qualifications, I wouldn't be having a problem.

Guitar Woman Oct 31st, 2005 11:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sadie
solitaire?

No it was Metroid Prime 2 >:

Guitar Woman Oct 31st, 2005 11:15 PM

And since when does Samus look like that horny teacher chick from FF8 >:

Wigwam Oct 31st, 2005 11:22 PM

since >:

HickMan Oct 31st, 2005 11:29 PM

This thread really sucks

Guitar Woman Oct 31st, 2005 11:30 PM

Yeah :(

Pub Lover Oct 31st, 2005 11:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HickMan
This thread really sucks

What are you gonna do about it? >:

Emu Nov 1st, 2005 06:09 PM

I bought Frank Zappa's "Broadway the Hard Way" and I have only one question:

Why the fuck is STING in this album? I hate Sting. >:

Anonymous Nov 1st, 2005 06:15 PM

Maybe Frank likes Sting and your and idiot for bringing it up. :)

Emu Nov 1st, 2005 06:16 PM

Hey, weren't you banned? I think you were.

Anonymous Nov 1st, 2005 06:21 PM

I came back to say Hi to Rongi :) Not much else :/ I figured I'm a ghost and this is the best section for me >: asshat

soundtest Nov 1st, 2005 08:22 PM

Welcome back! :)

sadie Nov 1st, 2005 10:57 PM

hi, fartin!

Pub Lover Nov 2nd, 2005 12:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Emu
I hate Sting. >:

I don't like most of Sting's solo stuff much, but I do like The Police. :(

Pub Lover Nov 2nd, 2005 12:12 AM

Hello Fartin! :)

Code:

It's not really Fartin, I just miss him so much that I made a Fartin character. ;)

Esuohlim Nov 2nd, 2005 04:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Emu
I bought Frank Zappa's "Broadway the Hard Way" and I have only one question:

Why the fuck is STING in this album? I hate Sting. >:

I was close to buying this yesterday and I bought Lumpy Gravy instead because it was cheaper >:

I NEED TO KEEP Y'ALL UP TO DATE since Apostrophe I also bought Joe's Garage, STFU and play ur guitar, and Shake Yerbooty. :(

Joe's Garage is the best 25 bucks I've ever spent in my life. >:

ScruU2wice Nov 2nd, 2005 07:37 PM

the best 25 bucks I spent was on a hair cut I got when my hair was long and annoying. It's called maximizing potential...

Emu Nov 2nd, 2005 07:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim
Quote:

Originally Posted by Emu
I bought Frank Zappa's "Broadway the Hard Way" and I have only one question:

Why the fuck is STING in this album? I hate Sting. >:

I was close to buying this yesterday and I bought Lumpy Gravy instead because it was cheaper >:

I NEED TO KEEP Y'ALL UP TO DATE since Apostrophe I also bought Joe's Garage, STFU and play ur guitar, and Shake Yerbooty. :(

Joe's Garage is the best 25 bucks I've ever spent in my life. >:

BWTHW is great, and the one Sting song isn't too bad, really. :(

Sheik Yerbouti is his best one out of all the one I've heard so far :D

Sethomas Nov 2nd, 2005 09:09 PM

I think the best $25 (euro, actually) I spent was a glass of Dom Perignon at Café de Flore in Paris. It really is drinking stars.

Rongi Nov 2nd, 2005 10:12 PM

did anybody buy the talking heads box set?

Sam Nov 2nd, 2005 10:41 PM

If i get into Mockwars and I get to fight Guitar Woman, it's all going to be my Guitar Woman bleeding vagina ghost and talking in caps. Probably. :/

FartinMowler Nov 2nd, 2005 11:01 PM

Hi guy's Ya i'm back for a little while :) I like the Mock wars thing...seems like the site is picking up again :/

Pub Lover Nov 2nd, 2005 11:37 PM


Esuohlim Nov 3rd, 2005 01:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rongi
did anybody buy the talking heads box set?

No because I have all the albums but if it's NEW stuff then I will eventually I mean calm down geez >:

Pub Lover Nov 3rd, 2005 01:52 AM

What music does your woman like?

Esuohlim Nov 3rd, 2005 03:52 AM

Crap like Green Day and Yellowcard and The Killers and Foo Fighters and Weezer and U2 and Maroon 5 and I hate them all :(


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