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Guitar Woman Nov 30th, 2005 03:58 PM

so set my avatar as your desktop background and let the good times roll >:

Guitar Woman Nov 30th, 2005 03:59 PM

jerk >:

Pub Lover Nov 30th, 2005 04:00 PM

:(

Esuohlim Nov 30th, 2005 04:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Emu
oh sure, you would say that being the first administrator and all, your life is pretty well secure :rolleyes

OK YOU'VE TWISTED MY ARM I'M AT COLLEGE MYSELF :(

Rongi Nov 30th, 2005 04:20 PM

hey milhouse you have more posts than me

Comrade Rocket Nov 30th, 2005 05:04 PM

You should tile the kit fisto pic

Guitar Woman Nov 30th, 2005 05:12 PM

I tried that and it was gay as hell
my way he's all streched out and happy :lol

Pub Lover Nov 30th, 2005 05:27 PM

Like your cunt! :kellychaos

kellychaos Nov 30th, 2005 05:32 PM

:bow

Esuohlim Nov 30th, 2005 05:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rongi
hey milhouse you have more posts than me

I probably have more FZ albums than you too because I've turned into a junkie and it's kinda your fault but no hard feelings :(

Rongi Nov 30th, 2005 05:48 PM

I have 29 frank zappa albums, and I plan on getting the rest for christmas.

Rongi Nov 30th, 2005 05:51 PM

actually 26 if you dont count double discs as seperate albums :(

Comrade Rocket Nov 30th, 2005 05:55 PM

i accdentally opened the first page of this thread and thought that this suddenly got AWESOME

Pub Lover Nov 30th, 2005 06:12 PM

I don't see why. :(

Esuohlim Nov 30th, 2005 07:45 PM

ok n/m i've got 25 discs (18 albums, but I go by Rykodisc numbers :()

I've gone from being apprehensive about trying out his music to spending all my money on absolutely nothing else for entertainment. I barely even listen to Oingo Boingo anymore :eek

Marc Summers Nov 30th, 2005 07:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Comrade Rocket
i accdentally opened the first page of this thread and thought that this suddenly got AWESOME

I miss the spider eating the bee...
:(

Esuohlim Nov 30th, 2005 10:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim
Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover
Go get a real hug from your girlfriend.

Oh shit you don't know how unbelieveably depressed you just made me. :(

lol

executioneer Nov 30th, 2005 10:05 PM

QUIT FROM BEING JERKS OK

Esuohlim Nov 30th, 2005 10:07 PM

hi willie whats new :(

executioneer Nov 30th, 2005 10:10 PM

I'M ANGRY AT THIS BOARD >:

executioneer Nov 30th, 2005 10:11 PM

also i am downloading charlies and the chocalate factory off of a bittorrent and it is 30 point three percent done

executioneer Nov 30th, 2005 10:12 PM

THESE PEOPLES TRY TO FAAADE ME

Pub Lover Nov 30th, 2005 10:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer
QUIT FROM BEING JERKS OK

Who the fuck is being a jerk, & why exactly is being a jerk out of character for this board? >:

xbxDaniel Nov 30th, 2005 10:25 PM

EDIT: This (as in mine) was a stupid post by a stupid poster, please continue.

Karl Hungus Nov 30th, 2005 10:48 PM



this is me and my best friend at niagra falls.

executioneer Nov 30th, 2005 10:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover
Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer
QUIT FROM BEING JERKS OK

Who the fuck is being a jerk, & why exactly is being a jerk out of character for this board? >:

Quote:

anyone cna be in this thread as long as they follow the rules

the rules are:

BE A JERK
and
POST INCESSANTLY

-willie
whops i forgot the rules fo the thread :lol

Seven Force Dec 1st, 2005 12:03 AM

These are my new matches.



:(

Comrade Rocket Dec 1st, 2005 12:04 AM

redrobin looks like a girl i went to high school with

xbxDaniel Dec 1st, 2005 07:38 AM

redrobin looks like my sister.

MetalMilitia Dec 1st, 2005 07:40 AM

And she looks like a girl who slept with 2 of my housemates.

xbxDaniel Dec 1st, 2005 07:43 AM

Well...that does sound like my sister.

Emu Dec 1st, 2005 09:41 AM

the one in the bottom right eats babies

Emu Dec 1st, 2005 03:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim
ok n/m i've got 25 discs (18 albums, but I go by Rykodisc numbers :()

I've gone from being apprehensive about trying out his music to spending all my money on absolutely nothing else for entertainment. I barely even listen to Oingo Boingo anymore :eek

i have something like 13 of them now and i had more except i FUCKING LOST TWO OF THEM IN THE COMPUTERS AT SCHOOL and they were good ones too ;_; Broadway the Hard Way and Apostrophe which i just fucking bought brand new less than a month ago and I'm pissed >: I am never taking them to school again :explode :explode :explode

Guitar Woman Dec 1st, 2005 03:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover
Who the fuck is being a jerk

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover
Like your cunt! :kellychaos

:rolleyes >:

Guitar Woman Dec 1st, 2005 03:42 PM

I think this relationship is over. And you can FORGET what I said about having sex with you if I'm still a virgin at 35. >:

Sethomas Dec 1st, 2005 07:06 PM

I can think of a way to void that promise anyways and it involves me wink wink nudge nudge. </creepy>

MetalMilitia Dec 1st, 2005 07:22 PM

There is nothing on earth quite like the giddy euphoria I get from reading this thread.

>:

Guitar Woman Dec 1st, 2005 07:44 PM

http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.p...7941&start=550
I'm not funny at all am I :(

sadie Dec 1st, 2005 11:09 PM

too bad you couldn't pull it off when it really counted.

ScruU2wice Dec 1st, 2005 11:19 PM

guys remember tubesock? :(

Pub Lover Dec 1st, 2005 11:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seth's Sig
Pub: Of all Seth's shortcomings, fencing isn't very significant.

:lol

Sorry. :(

Seven Force Dec 1st, 2005 11:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sadie
too bad you couldn't pull it off when it really counted.

At least she wasn't as bad as OAO. She tried. And I don't think I could've done better. :/

Comrade Rocket Dec 2nd, 2005 12:01 AM

IM DRUNK, SOMEONE TAKE ADVANTAGE OF ME!

Comrade Rocket Dec 2nd, 2005 12:02 AM

IM NOIT WEARING A BRA ;)

nothing4buddha Dec 2nd, 2005 12:38 AM

WHAT ABOUT PANTIES?

Comrade Rocket Dec 2nd, 2005 02:10 AM

im not drunk anymore, THANKS A LOT GUYS, NOW I WILL NEVER GET LAID.

Marc Summers Dec 2nd, 2005 04:06 AM

I AM SORRY FOR YOUR MISFORTUNE :|

No, really.

Guitar Woman Dec 2nd, 2005 02:15 PM

I found out how to use imageshack yesterday :(

Esuohlim Dec 2nd, 2005 04:26 PM

*SHOOTS SLEF*

*ASTERIKSS*

Esuohlim Dec 2nd, 2005 04:27 PM

WHY DON'T CUNTS TASTE LIKE GOOD >:

Esuohlim Dec 2nd, 2005 04:30 PM

I saw Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle last night and I totally expected a shitting-girls scene before it happened >:

The Retro Kat Dec 2nd, 2005 05:53 PM

So...you were disappointed, then?

The Retro Kat Dec 2nd, 2005 08:15 PM

I really think that the I-Mock Christmas banner should have a snowman fucking Shannon Elizabeth like in Jack Frost.

Seven Force Dec 3rd, 2005 02:27 AM

Girl: so what year did the Germans invade America?
Teacher: ...They didn't.
Girl: SO WHY ARE THERE GERMANS HERE
Teacher: They immigrated.
Girl: JUST LIKE THEY IMMIGRATED JEWS INTO SLAVERY
Teacher: ...
Student: Don't you mean concentration camps?
Girl: JEWS CAN'T CONCENTRATE!
Entire class: :lol

True story.

Guitar Woman Dec 3rd, 2005 02:32 AM

Code:

shanghai_mccoy: being a good jedi is for faggots >:
trancesapphire: I like being good for a while and making carth trust me then betraying him
trancesapphire: then killing everyone but bastilla and HK-47
shanghai_mccoy: that's what I did lol =(
shanghai_mccoy: I was good until you decide to side with Bastilla or fight her and I picked side with her and I killed the black guy and the cat chick and then I made the wookie kill Random and then AND THEN I KILLED THE WOOKIE AND CARTH
trancesapphire: Random?
shanghai_mccoy: yeah
shanghai_mccoy: the Twi'lek girl
shanghai_mccoy: isn't that her name I don't remember
shanghai_mccoy: RANSOM
shanghai_mccoy: something like that ;_;
trancesapphire: you mean Mission right
shanghai_mccoy: OH MISSION
shanghai_mccoy: FUCK
shanghai_mccoy: I KNEW IT WAS SOME KIND OF WORD THAT ISN"T NORMALLY A NAME >:

I don't know why I didn't get YIM earlier :lol

Guitar Woman Dec 3rd, 2005 03:19 AM

Oh fuck I just put a soda in the freezer to make it get cold real fast and it exploded cuz i forgot abuot it :lol

Guitar Woman Dec 3rd, 2005 03:33 AM

When I get older losing my hair,
Many years from now,
Will you still be sending me a valentine
Birthday greetings bottle of wine,
If I'd been out till quarter to three
Would you lock the door?
Will you still need me, will you still feed me,
When I'm sixty-four?
You'll be older too,
And if you say the word,
I could stay with you.

I could be handy, mending a fuse
When your lights have gone,
You can knit a sweater by the fireside
Sunday mornings go for a ride,
Doing the garden, digging the weeds,
Who could ask for more?
Will you still need me, will you still feed me,
When I'm sixty-four?
Every summer we can rent a cottage,
In the Isle of Wight, if it's not too dear
We shall scrimp and save
Grandchildren on your knee
Vera Chuck & Dave

Send me a postcard, drop me a line,
Stating point of view
Indicate precisely what you mean to say
Yours sincerely, wasting away
Give me your answer, fill in a form
Mine for evermore
Will you still need me, will you still feed me,
When I'm sixty-four?

kellychaos Dec 3rd, 2005 12:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seven Force
Girl: so what year did the Germans invade America?
Teacher: ...They didn't.
Girl: SO WHY ARE THERE GERMANS HERE
Teacher: They immigrated.
Girl: JUST LIKE THEY IMMIGRATED JEWS INTO SLAVERY
Teacher: ...
Student: Don't you mean concentration camps?
Girl: JEWS CAN'T CONCENTRATE!
Entire class: :lol

True story.

Where the hell did "student" come from? ... shut up.

xbxDaniel Dec 3rd, 2005 12:53 PM

I can't wait for you all to mock me. I'm giddy as a school girl. :)

Seven Force Dec 3rd, 2005 01:00 PM

You mean nobody does already?

-----------------------------

We're leaving together
But still it's farewell
And maybe we'll come back
To earth, who can tell
I guess there is no one to blame
We're leaving ground (LEAVING GROUND)
Will things ever be the same again?
It's the final countdown... :(

xbxDaniel Dec 3rd, 2005 01:03 PM

Not really, they sort of just get angry at me and walk away. I leave feeling empty in the end, and like I wasn't truly humiliated. There are apparently better prey for the top of the line mockers.

EDIT: Hell, any mocker probably.

kellychaos Dec 3rd, 2005 01:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xbxMCj
I can't wait for you all to mock me. I'm giddy as a school girl. :)

If we met in person, I would SO punch you in the face.

Seven Force Dec 3rd, 2005 01:05 PM

I'd then buy you a drink. :posh

fake edit: Kellychaos, not xbxMCj. >:

Sam Dec 3rd, 2005 09:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GW
Code:

shanghai_mccoy: being a good jedi is for faggots >:
trancesapphire: I like being good for a while and making carth trust me then betraying him
trancesapphire: then killing everyone but bastilla and HK-47
shanghai_mccoy: that's what I did lol =(
shanghai_mccoy: I was good until you decide to side with Bastilla or fight her and I picked side with her and I killed the black guy and the cat chick and then I made the wookie kill Random and then AND THEN I KILLED THE WOOKIE AND CARTH
trancesapphire: Random?
shanghai_mccoy: yeah
shanghai_mccoy: the Twi'lek girl
shanghai_mccoy: isn't that her name I don't remember
shanghai_mccoy: RANSOM
shanghai_mccoy: something like that ;_;
trancesapphire: you mean Mission right
shanghai_mccoy: OH MISSION
shanghai_mccoy: FUCK
shanghai_mccoy: I KNEW IT WAS SOME KIND OF WORD THAT ISN"T NORMALLY A NAME >:

I don't know why I didn't get YIM earlier :lol

YOU CAN'T BE AWSOME UNLESS YOU HAVE AN IM CONVERSATION WITH ME AND THEN POST IT IN HERE

Comrade Rocket Dec 3rd, 2005 10:22 PM

ITS HOTH COLD

IM GOING TO SLICE UP A FAT PERSON WITH MY LIGHTSABER AND USE HIM TO KEEP ME WARM.

Sam Dec 3rd, 2005 11:22 PM

WOW WHAT AN AWSOME CLERKS ANIMATED SERIES REFERENCE :ROLLEYES

GADZOOKS Dec 3rd, 2005 11:26 PM

A BABY'S GOTTA DO WHAT A BABY'S GOTTA DO, AM I RIGHT COMRADE ROCKET

Seven Force Dec 3rd, 2005 11:27 PM

LOUD NOISES

Archduke Tips Dec 3rd, 2005 11:30 PM

One time I told some people that I was sponsoring a contest in which a large sri-lankan man would attempt to eat a manta ray in one sitting.

Seven Force Dec 4th, 2005 12:49 PM

Talking away
I don't know what I'm to say
I'll say it anyway
today's another day to find you
Shying away
I'll be coming for you love O.K.


Take on me
Take me on
I'll be gone
in a day orTWWWWOOOOOO


So needless to say, I'm odds and ends
But that's me, stumbling away
Slowly learning that life is O.K.
Say after me
It's no better to be safe than sorry.


Take on me
Take me on
I'll be gone
in a day or TWWWOOOO.


The things that you say
Is it live or just to play
My worries away
You're all the things I've got to remember
You shying away
I'll be coming for you anyway


Take on me
Take me on
I'll be gone
in a day or TWWOOOOOO

Comrade Rocket Dec 4th, 2005 09:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam
WOW WHAT AN AWSOME CLERKS ANIMATED SERIES REFERENCE :ROLLEYES

IT WAS AN AWESOME QUOTE SHUDDUP

xbxDaniel Dec 4th, 2005 09:42 PM

This site is distracting me from writing my paper up. :/

Guitar Woman Dec 5th, 2005 12:19 PM

THANKS ALOT YOU CUNT, THIS THREAD WAS JUST STARTING TO GET AWESOME >:

nothing4buddha Dec 5th, 2005 01:17 PM

it will never be awesome as long as it's in GB

Emu Dec 5th, 2005 01:19 PM

sure, with that attitude

when did you stop drumming btw

xbxDaniel Dec 5th, 2005 04:28 PM

GW makes me laugh.

Esuohlim Dec 5th, 2005 04:35 PM

THE THEME OF PAGE 512 WILL BE "POST PICS OF UR BOOBS" SO LADIES YOU MUST COMPLY (THIS MEANS U)

Guitar Woman Dec 5th, 2005 04:37 PM

milhouse you know I would but I'm too poor to afford a digital camera :(

Esuohlim Dec 5th, 2005 04:39 PM

:(

Guitar Woman Dec 5th, 2005 04:44 PM

Don't be too sad I'm only a B anyway :(

The Retro Kat Dec 5th, 2005 07:54 PM

Itty Bitty Titty Committee.

The Retro Kat Dec 5th, 2005 08:26 PM

Hey, sevenforce, where did you quote you sig from, I don't remember saying that?

Guitar Woman Dec 5th, 2005 10:45 PM

THANKS FOR ALSO RUINING THIS THREAD YOU FAGGOT
YOU AND XBXJMC SHOULD GO HAVE THREAD RUINER FAGGOT BUTT-SEX >:

xbxDaniel Dec 5th, 2005 11:26 PM

GW you promised that if we let you look you wouldn't tell. You, my good miss, have broken my trust. A Fine Day to You! >:

Seven Force Dec 5th, 2005 11:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Retro Kat
Hey, sevenforce, where did you quote you sig from, I don't remember saying that?

An Open Letter To Sethomas

How's it been for you Retro?

Marc Summers Dec 6th, 2005 01:33 AM

Fuck, GW how many people are you going to bitch at today for ruining a "great" thread...

Are you checking in to the red roof inn? :ohmy

The Retro Kat Dec 6th, 2005 03:25 AM

Ahh, I do remember that now. I'd do that to GW, but I think it would implode from UGLY OVERLOAD.

And I'm good, how's about you?

Guitar Woman Dec 6th, 2005 12:33 PM

Uh, if you don't think it would implode from ugly overload, then wouldn't you be saying I'm pretty?

xbxDaniel Dec 6th, 2005 05:20 PM

Bye bye Miss American Pie!

Seven Force Dec 6th, 2005 05:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Retro Kat
Ahh, I do remember that now. I'd do that to GW, but I don't think it would implode from UGLY OVERLOAD.

And I'm good, how's about you?

I'm doing good. I'm about to move up to Chicago in Feb. Hopefully getting my own place. Maybe we should meet up sometime.

Quote:

Originally Posted by GW
Uh, if you don't think it would implode from ugly overload, then wouldn't you be saying I'm pretty?

No, he's implying that his penis is indestructible and powerful against all types of ugly. You could've realized that from reading my sig. :rolleyes

Guitar Woman Dec 6th, 2005 07:16 PM

your sig just implies that he enjoys cock-slapping people.

MetalMilitia Dec 6th, 2005 07:19 PM

who doesn't

Comrade Rocket Dec 6th, 2005 10:01 PM

Mushrooooooooom STAMP!!!!

Sam Dec 6th, 2005 10:46 PM

I approve of Comrade Rocket posting in this thread. :rock

MetalMilitia Dec 6th, 2005 11:56 PM

I just realised that i have now been on this forum for over 12 hours... I really should have dont something constructive today :(

Comrade Rocket Dec 7th, 2005 02:46 AM

I approve of my new avatar

also



:O

The Retro Kat Dec 7th, 2005 03:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GW
Uh, if you don't think it would implode from ugly overload, then wouldn't you be saying I'm pretty?

I'm crafty.

nothing4buddha Dec 7th, 2005 12:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GW
Don't be too sad I'm only a B anyway :(

we should start a club :(

Guitar Woman Dec 7th, 2005 12:53 PM

For every Sam and Comrade Rocket post in this thread there is a xbxJMc or Retro Kat post there to completely ruin it. >:

Comrade Rocket Dec 7th, 2005 01:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nothing4buddha
Quote:

Originally Posted by GW
Don't be too sad I'm only a B anyway :(

we should start a club :(

Amber had one that was a B and one that was a C.

i saw her on myspace :O


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