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Big McLargehuge Dec 7th, 2005 02:37 PM

i don't understand boob sizes pls ladies explain.


and my girlfriend is a 36 D ;)

The Retro Kat Dec 7th, 2005 03:08 PM

What do you get when you put a big titted porn star on an Imax screen?

The Retro Kat Dec 7th, 2005 03:09 PM

A 3D Movie!!1lol

Emu Dec 7th, 2005 05:25 PM

comrade rocket what's that movie in your sig from

Guitar Woman Dec 7th, 2005 05:59 PM

Ha ha ha, I'm gonna be in Romeo & Juliet :lol

Sethomas Dec 7th, 2005 06:18 PM

Romeo y Julieta is one of my favorite cigar brands. The Cuban ones are much better, though.

Guitar Woman Dec 7th, 2005 06:20 PM

Seth watch out you might get cancer :(

Comrade Rocket Dec 7th, 2005 06:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Emu
comrade rocket what's that movie in your sig from

I belive its from silent hill 2 or the teaser trailer for the silent hill movie :O

Emu Dec 7th, 2005 08:18 PM

MESSAGE TO YOU PEOPLE WHO APPARENTLY LIVE IN/NEAR BLOOMINGTON:

Visit the Monster Pawn shop and tell the owner I'm sick of seeing his commercial. >:

Sethomas Dec 7th, 2005 08:28 PM

Umm, I live in Bloomington, Indiana. Does that count? :/

MetalMilitia Dec 7th, 2005 10:40 PM

Im super tierd and need to be in uni at 9 tomorrow but am staying up playing loud, annoying, bassy music just to piss off my housemates who would usually be doing the same thing right about now.

I hope they dont appreciate it enough to make it worth my while.

Dr. Boogie Dec 8th, 2005 12:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Emu
MESSAGE TO YOU PEOPLE WHO APPARENTLY LIVE IN/NEAR BLOOMINGTON:

Visit the Monster Pawn shop and tell the owner I'm sick of seeing his commercial. >:

Bah. Ed's a great guy.

And just be glad the Midwest Exchange Rod Stewart commercial isn't being shown anymore.

Seven Force Dec 8th, 2005 01:43 AM

I'm about to move out on my own.

Scary shit. :(

Pub Lover Dec 8th, 2005 08:06 AM

Hey Wooshi, Kari Byron! :love

Quote:

Originally Posted by GW
Seth watch out you might get cancer :(

:lol

Emu Dec 8th, 2005 09:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dr. Boogie
Quote:

Originally Posted by Emu
MESSAGE TO YOU PEOPLE WHO APPARENTLY LIVE IN/NEAR BLOOMINGTON:

Visit the Monster Pawn shop and tell the owner I'm sick of seeing his commercial. >:

Bah. Ed's a great guy.

And just be glad the Midwest Exchange Rod Stewart commercial isn't being shown anymore.

Oh, that's right. I think I tried to wipe that one from memory. :(

Guitar Woman Dec 8th, 2005 03:56 PM

hey pub what's your avatar from?

MetalMilitia Dec 8th, 2005 04:09 PM

Its an english series called farscape which was awsome for about 1 or 2 serises then sucked big time.

Pub Lover Dec 8th, 2005 07:06 PM

It's an American show that was partially made in Australia. It is called Farscape. MM, don't let Protoclown or AChimp hear you saying anything bad about the show or they will ban you.

As for my avatar, I was going back to Jessica Alba, but I saw the Chiana one in my photobucket account from when AChimp had his own forums. Sexy Alien > Jessica Alba

Pub Lover Dec 8th, 2005 10:06 PM

Apparently Fartin Mowler quit the internet again, but this time because he's forty. He left me a message & everything, but it was on the FYB forum, & I don't go there because I'm not funny enough, or I'm a big jerk or something... What was the reason, Gadzooks?

Thing is, I didn't notice he was gone. :/ :/ :/ :/

Just like the other dozen times he quit.

GADZOOKS Dec 8th, 2005 10:18 PM

The reason I sent to the proboards office was Poor Sportmanship in Literati, but the real reason is we didn't want Guitar Womens hanging around there.

It's not like that threads hopping with fun lately, although Mr. Adventure showed up and gave a few chuckles.

Guitar Woman Dec 9th, 2005 02:28 AM

I'm leaving for a while >:

And I mean it this time, don't try to stop me again buddha >:

GADZOOKS Dec 9th, 2005 02:46 AM

good one

SNACK BREAK



What kinda kid eats nightcrawlers, an american kid!

The Retro Kat Dec 9th, 2005 04:22 AM

Big ones
Little ones
Itsy Bitsy tiny ones
I guess I'll go eat worms

Jixby Phillips Dec 9th, 2005 06:21 AM

Guitar Woman, more like guitar WORMan



pleeeeeeeeeeease come closer so i can act angry with you and also act like i'm above things



i am a creeeeeeeep and i dont knoooooooow ittttttttttttttttt

Jixby Phillips Dec 9th, 2005 06:22 AM



under arrest? but why officer? Its because I fuck cows



I did not realize, that it was illegal to do that!!

Jixby Phillips Dec 9th, 2005 06:23 AM



I'm going to go take a bath



whoops I just now realized that I'm already ALL WET

Jixby Phillips Dec 9th, 2005 06:26 AM



stupid people think i'm funny



also my neighbors racist dog barks at me as if I TOO were one of the non-whites

The Retro Kat Dec 9th, 2005 03:44 PM

Nonsense, you are one of the whites.

GADZOOKS Dec 9th, 2005 06:25 PM

Guitar Woman I'll give you a count of 3 COUNT EM 3 LESLIE NIELSEN FACIAL EXPRESSIONS to say something funny.

ARE YOU READY? GO!

GADZOOKS Dec 9th, 2005 06:25 PM


GADZOOKS Dec 9th, 2005 06:26 PM


Seven Force Dec 9th, 2005 06:26 PM

1!

GADZOOKS Dec 9th, 2005 06:27 PM


GADZOOKS Dec 9th, 2005 06:30 PM

And TIME IS UP. let's see you answer.

While it ain't much it certaintly the most funniest thing you ever said, congratulations! Let's see what you wagered.

Oh! Darn, you gain nothing from that. So our champion for tonight is Jixby Phillips with a grand total of 12,000 chuckles, Stay tune for the 5 O' Clock news.

Seven Force Dec 9th, 2005 06:50 PM

Hello i'm Linda Yu and this is Eyewitness 7 news at 5, here are the top stories we have for you tonight:

GW sucks

and now here's field reporter GADZOOKS with more info. How are you GADZOOKS?

Dr. Fu Dec 9th, 2005 07:50 PM


Jixby Phillips Dec 9th, 2005 11:31 PM

dr fuCK OFF

Seven Force Dec 9th, 2005 11:33 PM

I swear to fucking god you're annoying, Dr. Fu. You know that? I'm making your stay most unenjoyable.

GADZOOKS Dec 10th, 2005 06:39 AM



What did you do to your face in the middle picture, and why do you look like the asian Gerhard Reinke?

GADZOOKS Dec 10th, 2005 02:47 PM

Also, Linda Yu, more like Linda EWW. The best female asian reporter in Chicago's is Fox's Nancy Loo.

Seven Force Dec 10th, 2005 10:25 PM

I like them both.

And fuck Fox.

Comrade Rocket Dec 11th, 2005 01:58 AM

YUMI IS WAY HOTTER

Seven Force Dec 11th, 2005 02:04 AM

I'd bang them BOTH.

They're the only reason why I turn past Cartoon Network.
I don't watch the cartoon show though. >:

EDIT: Hey who put that guy there?! :lol

Pub Lover Dec 11th, 2005 02:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Comrade Rocket
YUMI IS WAY HOTTER

Kari is hotter than both.

Comrade Rocket Dec 11th, 2005 02:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover
Quote:

Originally Posted by Comrade Rocket
YUMI IS WAY HOTTER

Kari is hotter than both.

this i wont deny.

Seven Force Dec 11th, 2005 01:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seven Force
I'd bang them BOTH.

I still stand by my first statement.

ziggytrix Dec 11th, 2005 06:27 PM

NO POSTS EXIST FOR THIS TOPIC.

Pub Lover Dec 11th, 2005 07:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ziggytrix
NO POSTS EXIST FOR THIS TOPIC.

I wish. :(

Pub Lover Dec 11th, 2005 07:16 PM

ROFL I'M A HYDRA HEAD! :lol2

MetalMilitia Dec 11th, 2005 08:34 PM

I just found out that the guy who played Uncle phil also did the voice for shredder in the teenage mutant hero turtles cartoon. :eek

Jixby Phillips Dec 12th, 2005 07:23 AM

no shit you fucking twerp

Dr. Fu Dec 12th, 2005 07:36 AM

:D






Tila Nguyen.

Esuohlim Dec 12th, 2005 12:37 PM

Oh goddmanit >:

ziggytrix Dec 12th, 2005 01:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover
ROFL I'M A HYDRA HEAD! :lol2

No, you're fairly distinctive on this board.

Marc Summers Dec 12th, 2005 10:27 PM

A "new" arnold commercial :/
http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...pan&pr=goog-sl

And I laughed at this because I try to make it a habit to laugh at little girls :/
http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...how&pr=goog-sl

Courtesy of my roomate :/

camacazio Dec 13th, 2005 02:09 PM

THIS THREAD IS NOTHING LIKE I REMEMBER IT >:

Esuohlim Dec 13th, 2005 04:45 PM

:(

executioneer Dec 14th, 2005 12:37 AM

well of course they moved it out of mock wars and RUINED IT :(

executioneer Dec 14th, 2005 12:37 AM

and they won't let me edit the title anymore fun ruins >:

camacazio Dec 14th, 2005 06:38 AM

HEY GUYS when I first started posting here I was gonna make a thread all like "who are you afraid of getting mocked by" and I was gonna be all like "Esuohlim" because that stephen hawking icon freaked me the fuck out

Supafly345 Dec 14th, 2005 08:53 AM

Wait, I thought it was because I told you of the time he tore me down when I was new.

sadie Dec 14th, 2005 11:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer
and they won't let me edit the title anymore fun ruins >:

that's just wrong.

camacazio Dec 14th, 2005 02:57 PM

Stop ruining my street cred Supa.

Supafly345 Dec 14th, 2005 03:03 PM

Stop piggy backing on mine.

Esuohlim Dec 14th, 2005 04:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by camacazio
HEY GUYS when I first started posting here I was gonna make a thread all like "who are you afraid of getting mocked by" and I was gonna be all like "Esuohlim" because that stephen hawking icon freaked me the fuck out

Next to Steve Urkel, Dewey, The Stripcreator Kid, Chris Elliot, Jerry Seinfeld, Jon Lovitz, Al Roker, Pirate Roker, Gay British Bobby Roker, Jeffrey Jones, Bob Saget, Buster Bluth, Michael Bluth, George Costanza, Sponge from Salute Your Shorts, Sammy Davis Jr., Alex Trebek with Ken Jennings, Gay Penny Arcade kid, Esuohlim, and Flippy Esuohlim, that one was my favorite avatar :(

Esuohlim Dec 14th, 2005 04:21 PM

Which reminds me, flippy avatars are so July :(

Sethomas Dec 14th, 2005 05:03 PM

Spinning avatars are FOREVER.

Pub Lover Dec 14th, 2005 11:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seven Force

Shit Dawg! That's my Ex! :eek

ScruU2wice Dec 15th, 2005 12:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sethomas
Spinning avatars are FOREVER.

I second that..

Seven Force Dec 15th, 2005 01:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover
Quote:

Originally Posted by Seven Force

Shit Dawg! That's my Ex! :eek

Are you serious? I'm sorry!

Pub Lover Dec 15th, 2005 02:39 AM

She's only half asian, so you should only half like her. ;)

Pub Lover Dec 15th, 2005 03:15 AM


Seven Force Dec 15th, 2005 03:32 AM

I like the ones that are out of my league. :(

Immortal Goat Dec 15th, 2005 03:33 AM

EVERYONE GO READ THE HEARTWARMING TALE OF MY HOLIDAY CAPERS IN THE GIFT EXCHANGE THREAD! >:

IT WILL MAKE YOU BELIEVE IN CHRISTMAS AGAIN!

GADZOOKS Dec 15th, 2005 03:47 AM

It made me believe Hickman when he said you had clevage, not christmas.

Immortal Goat Dec 15th, 2005 03:56 AM

:( lol :(

executioneer Dec 15th, 2005 04:43 AM

christmas is CANCELLED :(

Esuohlim Dec 15th, 2005 03:28 PM

not this year i set out grinch traps ;)

Dr. Fu Dec 15th, 2005 03:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sethomas
Spinning avatars are FOREVER.

werd, yo

Gurlugon Dec 15th, 2005 11:05 PM

Liar X. Aggerate

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GADZOOKS Dec 19th, 2005 05:36 PM

Oh no, Willie's thread was deleted, now he won't know all the mean things that were said about him.

Esuohlim Dec 20th, 2005 05:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gurlugon
Liar X. Aggerate

I am playing this game right now it is my Christmas tradition right now I just got to Threed :picklehateek

Marc Summers Dec 21st, 2005 12:44 PM

I had a crappy dream last night :(

I had psychic powers and which included invisibility and making things levitate and whatnot so I decided to raise havoc at this school...so at first I did little things like make the kids float and bounce off the walls but eventually everyone at the school had gone insane because of the stuff I did...then the kids found me and stopped me from using psychic powers and stuff and chased me in the dark which was really scary because I turned to look behind me and they kept coming no matter how hard I ran...and then they finally caught me and held me while they all had these glowing eyes and one of them cut my hand off with a chainsaw while I pleaded for my life and they just grinned devilishly and then held it up to my neck while I was thrashing around trying to escape :(

and so I wake up this morning in a cold sweat and a fading image of a chainsaw inching closer to my neck :(

nothing4buddha Dec 21st, 2005 01:47 PM

in my dream sam married me because i swallowed :(

Marc Summers Dec 21st, 2005 06:37 PM

I guess that beats my other dream where I was pushed off a cliff by Lara Croft because I hit her with a funnoodle :(

Esuohlim Dec 21st, 2005 07:15 PM

I have actual sex with my girlfriend on a regular basis now :(

But the second Sam dumps you I'm going after you drumming4nothing >:

nothing4buddha Dec 21st, 2005 08:46 PM

the name's nothing4buddha >:

i don't drum anymore :(

sadie Dec 21st, 2005 10:42 PM

how does buddha feel about that?

Esuohlim Dec 21st, 2005 11:24 PM

I'm sure drumming isn't the only thing you could do for buddha. What about playing computer games? Or giving handshakes? :(

nothing4buddha Dec 21st, 2005 11:39 PM

i miss drumming :(

Seven Force Dec 22nd, 2005 01:00 AM

I should change my name to drummingforpussy. I would definitely take up drums to get pussy.

Maybe that's why she's nothingforbuddha now, she's not a carpet eater. ;<

Esuohlim Dec 22nd, 2005 03:58 AM

Might I suggest hungry4buttah :eek

Seven Force Dec 22nd, 2005 04:00 AM

No butter for me, thank you very much. :lol

Seven Force Dec 22nd, 2005 04:16 AM

It's Alf! You remember Alf? He's back. In pog form.


Seven Force Dec 22nd, 2005 04:17 AM

So this is what it's like...when doves cry. :tear

Esuohlim Dec 22nd, 2005 04:20 AM


Esuohlim Dec 22nd, 2005 04:22 AM

Seven Force more like "shutup4eva" >:

executioneer Dec 22nd, 2005 04:30 AM

i dont know if you guys forgot or anything but let me remind you of the best thread that has ever been on this board

http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.p...r=asc&start=50

:(

Esuohlim Dec 22nd, 2005 02:08 PM

I knew that was going to be it and if it wasn't I was going to be like "Uh no direct your attention over here instead" and then make with the links


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