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Esuohlim Dec 22nd, 2005 02:12 PM

Did anyone else notice that Jixby has a toilet paper dispenser over his bed?

GADZOOKS Dec 22nd, 2005 05:40 PM

His room is Masterbater-Friendly

Sam Dec 22nd, 2005 10:09 PM

SO LET ME TELL YOU GUYS A STORY.

ALMOST EVERY SINGLE NIGHT SEVENFORCE TRIES TO IM DRUMMING4BUDDHA (OR NOTHING4BUDDHA IF YOU MUST) AND TIRES TO GET HIM TO TALK TO HER AND I ALWAYS KNOW WHEN HE DOES BECAUSE SHE GOES "GOD DAMMIT WHY IS THIS ASS STILL TRYING TO TALK TO ME" AND THEN I CAN'T HELP BUT LAUGH.

And he even said that drummingforpussy thing to her and it sounded really creepy. :/

Seven Force Dec 23rd, 2005 01:34 AM

And she can't just say, "I don't want to talk to you", because she has the social skills of a cunt.

If you wanted me to feel bad, you failed. :rolleyes

And I thought drummingforpussy was funny. >:

Karl Hungus Dec 23rd, 2005 01:58 AM

creep.

The Retro Kat Dec 23rd, 2005 02:21 AM

snap

Marc Summers Dec 23rd, 2005 06:45 AM

crackle

ziggytrix Dec 23rd, 2005 01:07 PM

STOP

Esuohlim Dec 23rd, 2005 03:34 PM

DROP

MetalMilitia Dec 23rd, 2005 03:52 PM

AND ROLL

Seven Force Dec 23rd, 2005 06:48 PM

That beautiful bean footage!

GADZOOKS Dec 23rd, 2005 07:28 PM


Seven Force Dec 23rd, 2005 07:29 PM

Ok.

Marc Summers Dec 23rd, 2005 10:28 PM

Don't feed the need

GADZOOKS Dec 23rd, 2005 10:30 PM


Chojin Dec 24th, 2005 11:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam
ALMOST EVERY SINGLE NIGHT SEVENFORCE TRIES TO IM DRUMMING4BUDDHA (OR NOTHING4BUDDHA IF YOU MUST) AND TIRES TO GET HIM TO TALK TO HER AND I ALWAYS KNOW WHEN HE DOES BECAUSE SHE GOES "GOD DAMMIT WHY IS THIS ASS STILL TRYING TO TALK TO ME" AND THEN I CAN'T HELP BUT LAUGH.

He does it to me, too. So either both your girlfriend and I are both in trouble or he's just lonely :<

Emu Dec 25th, 2005 12:15 AM

you're both attractive and personable :)

but seriously though where the fuck is your Ralphie avatar, milhouse >:

Seven Force Dec 25th, 2005 09:40 PM

Yeah guys, I'm wearing nothing but a santa's cap right now. ;)

Esuohlim Dec 26th, 2005 06:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Emu
you're both attractive and personable :)

but seriously though where the fuck is your Ralphie avatar, milhouse >:

I realized yesterday while watching it 8 times that I had completely forgotten about my annual Ralphie avatar good call Emu :(

From now until New Years I'll put it up but I don't think this will redeem myself sufficiently oh god :(

Pub Lover Dec 28th, 2005 11:04 PM

Look At Me! :(

Marc Summers Dec 29th, 2005 01:10 AM

Right now I'm imagining a middle-aged asian guy in a cowboy suit and hat singing an obscure lonely cowboy song in engrish and he's smoking a cigarette with a real contemplative look on his face.

Am I going to hell?

Pub Lover Dec 29th, 2005 01:22 AM


Seven Force Dec 29th, 2005 01:51 AM

Code:

You found 200 zenny.

executioneer Dec 29th, 2005 02:00 AM

I'D DO ANYTHING FOR A DRAG RIGHT NOW :(

Seven Force Dec 29th, 2005 02:01 AM

Oh god. :tear

Pub Lover Dec 30th, 2005 02:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover
Look At Me! :(

Seriously! :(

executioneer Dec 30th, 2005 02:52 AM

ok i'm looking what now :x

Pub Lover Dec 30th, 2005 03:10 AM

:)

Esuohlim Dec 30th, 2005 04:43 AM

Thanks Pub :(

Pub Lover Dec 30th, 2005 05:18 AM

Any time. :(

executioneer Dec 30th, 2005 05:23 AM

great now i'm 29 >: what the fuck am i supposed to do now >:

Supafly345 Dec 30th, 2005 05:54 AM

Career.

executioneer Dec 30th, 2005 06:04 AM

but i don't waaaanna

Pub Lover Dec 30th, 2005 07:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer
great now i'm 29 >: what the fuck am i supposed to do now >:

Bemoan the next year as you're about to turn 30? :(

executioneer Dec 31st, 2005 04:24 AM

yeah its my last good year :(

sadie Dec 31st, 2005 07:10 PM

that, my friend, is utter horse shit.

GADZOOKS Jan 1st, 2006 02:54 AM

Life doesn't even begin until your 40!


Shyandquietguy Jan 3rd, 2006 06:59 PM

Hey guys, did you know that I'm leaving today?

Shyandquietguy Jan 3rd, 2006 07:01 PM

Hey guys, did you know that my Mom is going to take me out to get a soda before I leave?

Shyandquietguy Jan 3rd, 2006 07:01 PM

Hey guys, did you know I was a lot head cooler before I came here?

Shyandquietguy Jan 3rd, 2006 07:02 PM

Hey guys, did you know that I try to live with family?

Seven Force Jan 3rd, 2006 07:03 PM

GADZOOKS did you know that you almost look like this one guy that works at the Winn-Dixie next to my store?

Shyandquietguy Jan 3rd, 2006 07:03 PM

Hey guys, did you know I liked it over there?

mozz Jan 3rd, 2006 07:04 PM

The title is spelt wrong. It is you're ( You are all liers ).

Shyandquietguy Jan 3rd, 2006 07:05 PM

Hey guys, did you know that I missed it over here?

Shyandquietguy Jan 3rd, 2006 07:06 PM

Hey guys, I hope you do fine, well and be happy.

Shyandquietguy Jan 3rd, 2006 07:10 PM

Shit, I think I broke the thread. :(

Pub Lover Jan 3rd, 2006 09:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seven Force
GADZOOKS did you know that you almost look like this one guy that works at the Winn-Dixie next to my store?

That's a picture of Fartin. :(

RIP buddy.

executioneer Jan 3rd, 2006 10:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mozz
The title is spelt wrong. It is you're ( You are all liers ).

mozz sometimes people on the internet spell things incorrectly on purpose i'm surprised you didn't know that

executioneer Jan 3rd, 2006 10:19 PM

and please don't post in my thread until you can stop having a sig/avatar that has something from futurama/family guy/robot chicken/other faggy thing internet people like

Pub Lover Jan 3rd, 2006 10:39 PM

No Faggy Internet Shit? Might as well lock this thread. :(

Seven Force Jan 3rd, 2006 10:40 PM

I work near a corpse. :(

Pub Lover Jan 3rd, 2006 10:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seven Force
I work near a corpse. :(

Is it an Asian corpse?

Pub Lover Jan 3rd, 2006 10:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seven Force
I work near a corpse. :(

Or do you mean copse & you work for the Forestry Commission?

Seven Force Jan 3rd, 2006 10:43 PM

I meant to say "dickhead" instead of corpse.

I work with a complete dickhead. He's also the assistant manager. :(

Seven Force Jan 3rd, 2006 10:44 PM

Temporary, but still assistant manager.

Pub Lover Jan 3rd, 2006 10:48 PM

Hey careful! Don't double post, or the mods will ban you! :eek

Pub Lover Jan 3rd, 2006 10:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seven Force
I work with a complete dickhead. He's also the assistant manager. :(

What is your job again? Something sucky no doubt.

Seven Force Jan 3rd, 2006 10:54 PM

Definietly. CVS/Pharmacy. I manage the stockroom. :(

Pub Lover Jan 3rd, 2006 10:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seven Force
Temporary, but still assistant manager.

Spray him with water, & then claim your mom always told you to wash off the temporary tattoos if they irritated. It works better if he has tattooos. :(

Pub Lover Jan 3rd, 2006 10:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seven Force
Definietly. CVS/Pharmacy. I manage the stockroom. :(

Why don't you go to school & learn how to be less of a loser?

Seven Force Jan 3rd, 2006 10:59 PM

:rolleyes Man, why didn't I think of that? I guess I should forget working at CVS for the rest of my life like I planned to and follow your advice! :rolleyes

Pub Lover Jan 3rd, 2006 11:02 PM

I was being sarcastic! >:

Only losers go to school. :rolleyes

Seven Force Jan 3rd, 2006 11:16 PM

I actually plan on furthering my education.

Into what, i'm still not really sure. Programming or engineering seem good to me.

Seven Force Jan 3rd, 2006 11:18 PM

I looked back at my old posts and I died a little inside. :(

Marc Summers Jan 3rd, 2006 11:20 PM

I almost bought a 120G external hard drive for $30 today at Best Buy :(
It was an open item and they put the wrong sticker on it, but then the manager noticed and wouldn't sell it for that price so I ended up buying it for 90 :/

Pub Lover Jan 3rd, 2006 11:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seven Force
I looked back at my old posts and I died a little inside. :(

Happens to us all. The worst part is when you look back on your old posts & realise you can't even get close to being that funny now. :(

Pub Lover Jan 3rd, 2006 11:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Marc Summers
I almost bought a 120G external hard drive for $30 today at Best Buy :(
It was an open item and they put the wrong sticker on it, but then the manager noticed and wouldn't sell it for that price so I ended up buying it for 90 :/

Remember when Gadzooks bitched that I'd made this thread into a crappy blog? He was so right. >:

Seven Force Jan 3rd, 2006 11:24 PM

I hate blogs. I need to start writing about them again.

Maybe i'll tackle liquid_dookie's journal again.

Pub Lover Jan 3rd, 2006 11:28 PM

NO NO! DO MY BLOG! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!!! :lol2

Seven Force Jan 3rd, 2006 11:39 PM

You have a blog? :(

Pub Lover Jan 3rd, 2006 11:43 PM


Pub Lover Jan 3rd, 2006 11:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seven Force
You have a blog? :(

I have six. :eek

6

Pub Lover Jan 3rd, 2006 11:45 PM

6?

Pub Lover Jan 3rd, 2006 11:46 PM

6!

executioneer Jan 4th, 2006 04:24 AM



lets see you dance sucka you got nuthin on me

Guitar Woman Jan 4th, 2006 12:11 PM

What does your shirt say?

The Retro Kat Jan 4th, 2006 10:55 PM

I'm starting to masturbate a lot more than ever, nowadays.

Esuohlim Jan 4th, 2006 11:41 PM

OVER A MAN'S FACE, NO LESS

Seven Force Jan 4th, 2006 11:42 PM

So who here likes CANYON.MID? :lol

GADZOOKS Jan 5th, 2006 02:04 AM

fuck you, FUCK YOU >: >: >:

Seven Force Jan 5th, 2006 02:09 AM

No, fuck you! :rolleyes

GADZOOKS Jan 5th, 2006 02:13 AM

I don't click disgusting links.

executioneer Jan 5th, 2006 02:15 AM

my shirt says this



here come the bastards
primus tour de fromage

The Retro Kat Jan 5th, 2006 09:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim
OVER A MAN'S FACE, NO LESS

If by that you mean my computer screen, then yeah. And over a man's face you mean all his nakedness, then right agian. :(

The Retro Kat Jan 6th, 2006 08:27 AM

Do the Dead Thread Boogie!









What am I saying? You can't kill this thread, not even with GW's dick.

MarioRPG Jan 6th, 2006 12:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Retro Kat
What am I saying? You can't kill this thread, not even with GW's dick.

Great, as soon as I come into this thread, it's talking about dick. good job guys!
:bestthread

Seven Force Jan 6th, 2006 12:12 PM

And not just anybody's dick. GW's flaccid, withered cock.

No wonder she's a rug muncher. :rolleyes

Marc Summers Jan 6th, 2006 03:09 PM

Wait is she taking steriods because that would explain a lot

GADZOOKS Jan 6th, 2006 07:49 PM

Quit saying her name she's like beetlejuice only she doesn't entertain.

MetalMilitia Jan 6th, 2006 08:10 PM

Its Beetlegeuse >:

GADZOOKS Jan 6th, 2006 08:57 PM

NO IT'S NOT JERK FOR BRAINS.

Esuohlim Jan 6th, 2006 10:09 PM

Great, as soon as I come into this thread, it's talking about dick. good job guys!
:bestthread

Mister Sarcastic Jan 6th, 2006 10:11 PM

Great, as soon as I come into this thread, it's talking about dick. good job guys!
:rolleyes

Esuohlim Jan 6th, 2006 10:15 PM

SHUT UP CHARACTER :rolleyes

Esuohlim Jan 6th, 2006 10:16 PM

oh snap wrong account >:

Esuohlim Jan 6th, 2006 10:18 PM


Pub Lover Jan 6th, 2006 11:47 PM

Isn't this thread always about Dick?

Seven Force Jan 6th, 2006 11:48 PM

Dick and Jane.

Pub Lover Jan 6th, 2006 11:49 PM



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