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Terra Feb 28th, 2006 01:28 AM

I think seven ditched another tractor in the Keys.

Seven Force Feb 28th, 2006 01:29 AM

WHATWHATWHAT

Sam Feb 28th, 2006 01:29 AM

ugh everytime I come to this page my stomach churns :(

Terra Feb 28th, 2006 01:33 AM

Why?!

Seven Force Feb 28th, 2006 01:36 AM

[23:56] Sam: HOW CAN I RUIN NOTHING4BUDDHA IN THE BEDROOM IF YOU KEEP KILLING MY LIBIDO WITH THAT GIRL?
[23:56] Sam: IT'S GOING TO BE LIKE TRYING TO SHOOT POOL WITH A ROPE
[23:57] Brian: :lol

Terra Feb 28th, 2006 01:39 AM

The Hooters Girl picture???

Jesus if he's THAT distracted by it, he has no rope!!

(budda run!!)

Sam Feb 28th, 2006 01:47 AM

Whatever Seven Force keeps sending me pictures of her.

They get worse everytime. :(

I think he secretly wants to get with it but he won't admit it.

Terra Feb 28th, 2006 01:48 AM

Sam this is a form of birth control. It works wonders.

Seven Force Feb 28th, 2006 01:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam
Whatever Seven Force keeps sending me pictures of her.

There was only two. :rolleyes

Sam Feb 28th, 2006 01:58 AM

THERE WERE LIKE 5 LAST WEEK >:

Terra Feb 28th, 2006 02:00 AM

Well that's five out of a quintillion billion. Birth control for a lifetime. Wouldn't the pill be easier?

nothing4buddha Feb 28th, 2006 02:04 AM

goddamnit sevenforce i need to get laid >:

Sam Feb 28th, 2006 02:05 AM

[21:18] SEVENFORCE: Birth Control
[21:18] SAM: A NEW ERA
[21:18] SAM: IN BIRTH CONTROL
[21:22] SAM: YOU PAY FAR OUT THE ASS FOR IT
[21:22] SEVENFORCE: NO
[21:23] SAM: FARRRRRR OUT THE ASS
[21:24] SAM: WTF IS TERRA TALKING ABOUT
[21:24] SAM: SHE'S HIGH
[21:26] SEVENFORCE: I <3 her sooooo much. hahahaha

Seven Force Feb 28th, 2006 02:05 AM

;)

Seven Force Feb 28th, 2006 02:06 AM


Terra Feb 28th, 2006 02:07 AM

I'm not high at all Sam. :lol

God you kids.

Seven Force Feb 28th, 2006 02:09 AM

WANNA GET HIGH?


Terra Feb 28th, 2006 02:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nothing4buddha
goddamnit sevenforce i need to get laid >:

Sam and buddah plz do the deed. Your BOTH online and you NEED to be occupied otherwise. :)

Plz after all this time you haven't done the deed yet??

(are we at 1500 posts yet???)

Terra Feb 28th, 2006 02:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seven Force
WANNA GET HIGH?


I don't DO high.

Drunk once in a while? Yes.

High? NO.

Seven Force Feb 28th, 2006 02:16 AM

*cough*

Terra Feb 28th, 2006 02:18 AM

So is *he* high?

Seven Force Feb 28th, 2006 02:21 AM


Seven Force Feb 28th, 2006 02:22 AM

WAY TO POST PRIVATE CONVERSATIONS, SAM :rolleyes

[23:32] Sam: YOUR AVATAR SHOULDBE MINE
[23:32] Brian: You want it?
[23:32] Brian: I forgot to add the gloves.
[23:32] Brian: But I didn't want to look at the original pic again. :/
[23:32] Sam: I DEMAND IT
[23:32] Sam: WITH GLVOES
[23:32] Sam: ;_;
[23:33] Sam: FOR THE GOOD OF THE LAND

Seven Force Feb 28th, 2006 02:24 AM

I NEED TO CHANGE MY TITLE BUT I DON'T WANT TO USE PAYPAL

MORE LIKE JEWPAL


Sam Feb 28th, 2006 02:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seven Force
WAY TO POST PRIVATE CONVERSATIONS, SAM :rolleyes

[23:32] Sam: YOUR AVATAR SHOULDBE MINE
[23:32] Brian: You want it?
[23:32] Brian: I forgot to add the gloves.
[23:32] Brian: But I didn't want to look at the original pic again. :/
[23:32] Sam: I DEMAND IT
[23:32] Sam: WITH GLVOES
[23:32] Sam: ;_;
[23:33] Sam: FOR THE GOOD OF THE LAND

I got it too.

Seven Force Feb 28th, 2006 02:29 AM

I hope you're enjoying it.

Seven Force Feb 28th, 2006 02:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seven Force
I NEED TO CHANGE MY TITLE BUT I DON'T WANT TO USE PAYPAL

MORE LIKE JEWPAL


[00:50] Brian: HAHAHAH GET IT
[00:50] Brian: CAUSE HE'S JEWISH
[00:52] Sam: I DON'T GET IT

GW or lunlun would get it. >:

MetalMilitia Feb 28th, 2006 11:02 AM

Hey Seven force what if told you you are a cunt

Esuohlim Feb 28th, 2006 12:44 PM

Terra they know each other in real life you dumb slut

sadie Feb 28th, 2006 01:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seven Force
Editing is for fags.


Guitar Woman Feb 28th, 2006 01:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seven Force
I NEED TO CHANGE MY TITLE BUT I DON'T WANT TO USE PAYPAL

Mabye if you kissed Chojin's ass more like me he'd change it for free >:

sadie Feb 28th, 2006 01:14 PM

bragging about it only makes it worse. :puke

MetalMilitia Feb 28th, 2006 01:16 PM

hey guitar woman what if I told you you are gay

Guitar Woman Feb 28th, 2006 01:19 PM

Then you'd be right >:

MetalMilitia Feb 28th, 2006 01:24 PM

I dont think you understand, I just called you gay :x

sadie Feb 28th, 2006 01:24 PM

that's no excuse!

Guitar Woman Feb 28th, 2006 01:28 PM

I have no idea what the hell is going on anymore in this thread :(

Guitar Woman Feb 28th, 2006 01:32 PM

Hey guys Boston Legal is on tonight you all better fucking watch it >:

Esuohlim Feb 28th, 2006 01:33 PM

I just posted in a fyad name change thread what do you think of this seven force sa sa sa sa sa sa

liquidstatik Feb 28th, 2006 01:36 PM

man you guys lose me in all this sa talk. :(

MetalMilitia Feb 28th, 2006 01:40 PM

yea sa that more clearly next time milhouse.

see what I did there

Guitar Woman Feb 28th, 2006 01:41 PM

that was weak :<

MetalMilitia Feb 28th, 2006 01:45 PM

sas you :rolleyes

Guitar Woman Feb 28th, 2006 01:47 PM

haha ;<

Guitar Woman Feb 28th, 2006 01:49 PM

Hey did you guys know Chojin sent me a dirty picture once :(

MetalMilitia Feb 28th, 2006 01:51 PM

on a scale of 1 to christina agulra, just how dirty was it?

Esuohlim Feb 28th, 2006 02:10 PM



:luv

P.S. Did the picture have boobs if so pm please

MetalMilitia Feb 28th, 2006 02:11 PM

im willing to bet it did :yum

Esuohlim Feb 28th, 2006 02:34 PM

It's me and my gf's 5-month anniversary on the 29th but wtf February >:

Esuohlim Feb 28th, 2006 02:35 PM

And I'm out of Girl Scout cookies already >:

Esuohlim Feb 28th, 2006 02:36 PM

I hate you fat tuedays >:

Esuohlim Feb 28th, 2006 02:39 PM

I think TwinkieFace is the best newbie we've had in a while what do you guys think? :(

Guitar Woman Feb 28th, 2006 02:59 PM

I like him too.

Guitar Woman Feb 28th, 2006 03:01 PM

also check your inbox but don't tell chojin I sent you the pic because he trusted me not to betary him and I let him down :(

Guitar Woman Feb 28th, 2006 03:01 PM

I can be such a bitch sometimes :(

MetalMilitia Feb 28th, 2006 03:26 PM

I think he's OK, I remember reading a post by him and chortling. :)

liquidstatik Feb 28th, 2006 03:29 PM

I don't even recognize the name. :x

Emu Feb 28th, 2006 03:31 PM

i have a story

so every other week we have meetings for the student philosophy association where we talk about things that aren't really philosophy but fun to talk about anyway ok

so we have these posters right?? our topic from a month ago was "Is Oral Sex Really Sex?" (yeah i knwo :rolleyes ) and the poster had this picture of a woman eating a banana. well some people got pissed over that and started tearing posters down. since we're all elitist smartasses in the philosophy club we decided to talk about whether that poster should be censored as our next topic. meaning we put the same poster back up again.

MetalMilitia Feb 28th, 2006 03:37 PM

You should have discussed "Is two black bodybuilders spitroasting a 12 year old boy really sex?" and then the previous poster would have seemed acceptable.

MetalMilitia Feb 28th, 2006 04:23 PM

Ok I really hope this doesn't get me banned but I have just been shown probably the strangest fetish ever to grace the internet... ET Porn (NSFW)

Children overt thy eyes

I might just go and wash my eyes now.

liquidstatik Feb 28th, 2006 04:30 PM

hahahahaha

MarioRPG Feb 28th, 2006 06:01 PM

...Ew times a billion

Moobs Feb 28th, 2006 06:08 PM

I'd hit it :(

*not

Mockery Feb 28th, 2006 06:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetalMilitia
Ok I really hope this doesn't get me banned but I have just been shown probably the strangest fetish ever to grace the internet... ET Porn (NSFW)

Children overt thy eyes

I might just go and wash my eyes now.

Long as it's just a link there's no problem as long as you include the NSFW tag with it like you did. It's when people post actual porn photos in the threads here on the forums that they can get banned.

liquidstatik Feb 28th, 2006 06:14 PM

MILHOUSE. >:

I was going to add you to the "NO GROWN-UPS ALLOWED" mockmeet list, but I don't know how old you are. :( So, are you too old? :(

GADZOOKS Feb 28th, 2006 06:21 PM

Aaliyah comes back from the dead to do porn movies >:

liquidstatik Feb 28th, 2006 07:57 PM

i wish ;<

Guitar Woman Feb 28th, 2006 08:00 PM

since this is now the pr0n thread check out what I found

http://www.afcd.gov.hk/fisheries/Por...na%20prawn.jpg

Guitar Woman Feb 28th, 2006 08:00 PM

lol get it

liquidstatik Feb 28th, 2006 08:02 PM

Armed and dangerous
aint too many can bang with us
straight up weed no angel dust,
label us notorious.
Thug ass niggas dat love to bust,
its strange to us
ya'll niggas be scramblin, gamblin
up in restaurants with
mandolins and violins.
We just sittin' here tryin to win,
try not to sin
high off weed and lots of gin
so much smoke need oxygen
steadily countin' them
Benjamins.

Guitar Woman Feb 28th, 2006 08:05 PM

uh oh, it's time for annother page break! :eek

liquidstatik Feb 28th, 2006 08:08 PM


Guitar Woman Feb 28th, 2006 08:08 PM

Damnit!

Guitar Woman Feb 28th, 2006 08:10 PM

Oh by the way liquid, it's been THE LAW since page 300-something that each new page starts out with an image, but you won't be held accountable this time because nobody told you :(

liquidstatik Feb 28th, 2006 08:11 PM

hldsfhsd my bad. :<

Matt Harty Feb 28th, 2006 08:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman
Oh by the way liquid, it's been THE LAW since page 300-something that each new page starts out with an image, but you won't be held accountable this time because nobody told you :(

shut up

Matt Harty Feb 28th, 2006 08:45 PM

Guitar Woman nobody responds to you in this thread except MetalMilitia.

Seven Force Feb 28th, 2006 09:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Matt Harty
Guitar Woman nobody likes you except MetalMilitia.

Fixed.

Seven Force Feb 28th, 2006 09:10 PM

I SPY WITH MY WANDERING EYE....

Seven Force Feb 28th, 2006 09:12 PM

SOMETHING COMPLETELY FUCKING GAY

Seven Force Feb 28th, 2006 09:13 PM



HERE IT IS

GOOD JOB TEAM

maggiekarp Feb 28th, 2006 09:45 PM


Is this an official emoticon yet?


xbxDaniel Feb 28th, 2006 09:48 PM

Wouldn't you rather it be an unofficial emoticon that way you can stick it to the man?

Matt Harty Feb 28th, 2006 09:51 PM

:sevenforce



nope not yet

MetalMilitia Feb 28th, 2006 10:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seven Force
Quote:

Originally Posted by Matt Harty
Guitar Woman nobody likes you except MetalMilitia.

Fixed.

Quote:

Originally Posted by AChimp
Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin
I fucking HATE when people quote someone else and change a KEY WORD, then quip "fixed" afterwards. I am so glad that no-one's ever done it around here and if they do let me just tell you it's going straight to BAPE.

WHAT DO YOU HATE ABOUT OUR FRIEND THE INTERNET.

One comment per person per page, prz.

QFT!


xbxDaniel Feb 28th, 2006 10:21 PM

I need to change my name from xbxMCj to something else...
 
Sevenforce, you outlandish qoute-fixer you.

ziggytrix Feb 28th, 2006 11:09 PM

Re: I need to change my name from xbxMCj to something else..
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by xbxMCj
Sevenforce, you outlandish quote-fixer you.

Fixed.

ziggytrix Feb 28th, 2006 11:09 PM

Wait, I think I did that wrong.

Rongi Feb 28th, 2006 11:11 PM

Re: I need to change my name from xbxMCj to something else..
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by ziggytrix
Quote:

Originally Posted by xbxMCj
Sevenforce asswasher!

Fixed.

there we go

Guitar Woman Mar 1st, 2006 02:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik

Good job only next time make it only 1 pic cause that's the other rule that pub made

Guitar Woman Mar 1st, 2006 02:34 AM

Also, fuck off matt harty, you're an idiot and a cunt and a jerk from hell and I don't have to take shit from an ass like you >:

nothing4buddha Mar 1st, 2006 02:35 AM

we <3 matt harty

Guitar Woman Mar 1st, 2006 02:37 AM

Also boston legal is on, so all you west coasters better go and watch it >:

Sam Mar 1st, 2006 02:39 AM

The only syndicated one hour long show that I watch is Law and Order. >:

Guitar Woman Mar 1st, 2006 02:41 AM

Law and Order doesn't have Michael J Fox or William Shatner, but Boston Legal has both, which makes it awesome. >:

Sam Mar 1st, 2006 02:44 AM

But Law and Order used to have Jerry Orbach and he could have kicked both of their asses.

R.I.P. BRISCO :tear

Esuohlim Mar 1st, 2006 03:03 AM

I'M NOT FOLLOWING RULES SOMEONE CALL THE POLICE

Esuohlim Mar 1st, 2006 03:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik
MILHOUSE. >:

I was going to add you to the "NO GROWN-UPS ALLOWED" mockmeet list, but I don't know how old you are. :( So, are you too old? :(

How old is too old because I just might be :(

executioneer Mar 1st, 2006 03:10 AM

mccloud died you guys :(

GADZOOKS Mar 1st, 2006 03:16 AM

This is getting out of hand!


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