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Sam Mar 5th, 2006 03:04 AM

nipple ring
cheesy
tired

Sam Mar 5th, 2006 03:05 AM

ESOUHLIM AND I ARE IN THE SAME COMEDY BOAT ALMOST.

OR I AM IN THE LIFE BOAT/DINGY THAT IS ATTACHED TO HIS COMEDIC TITANIC. :(

executioneer Mar 5th, 2006 03:06 AM

that jerk doesn't even deserve a politeness award >:

Fathom Zero Mar 5th, 2006 03:06 AM

Rubber Boat... Hehe...

Esuohlim Mar 5th, 2006 03:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer
hey i just did the same search and that didn't show up >: what gives

I don't know :/


Esuohlim Mar 5th, 2006 03:10 AM

chunk
lubed
diseased

executioneer Mar 5th, 2006 03:11 AM

LAST ONE

adjective
adjective
verb -ed
plural noun

Esuohlim Mar 5th, 2006 03:13 AM

putrid
Lotida-esque
fucked
septic tanks

executioneer Mar 5th, 2006 03:13 AM

man that is fucking weird you've got like four i don't have, and i've got one you don't :/

executioneer Mar 5th, 2006 03:18 AM

'course our search options coulb e set different but i was using safesearch totally off so idk how that would give you MORE :/

Sam Mar 5th, 2006 03:20 AM

midget-sized
magical
penetrated
socks

Esuohlim Mar 5th, 2006 03:20 AM

Yeah I just turned Safesearch off and I got some sort of taco strawberry thing instead

Esuohlim Mar 5th, 2006 03:24 AM

WHILE WE'RE ALL WAITING FOR WILLIE'S MAD LIB WHY DON'T I POST MY ZAPPA COLLECTION :( :( :*


executioneer Mar 5th, 2006 03:26 AM

FATHER GOOSE RHYMES

Old Mother Hubbard went to the cockfight
To get her warty sphincter a bone.
When she got there, the blowup doll was wet
And so her intolerable dog had none.

Jack and Jill went up the anime
to fetch a/an colostomy bag of water.
Jack fell down and broke his fan,
And Jill came tumbling after.

There was a little girl and she had a little curl
Right in the middle of her nipple ring.
And when she was lubed, she was very, very tired,
And when she was bad, she was midget-sized.

There was a lotida-esque woman
who fucked in a shoe.
She had so many septic tanks
She didn't know what to do.

:eek

executioneer Mar 5th, 2006 03:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim
Yeah I just turned Safesearch off and I got some sort of taco strawberry thing instead

fuckin' weird what safesearch filters

Esuohlim Mar 5th, 2006 03:29 AM

Haha, "to get her warty sphincter a bone" :lol

executioneer Mar 5th, 2006 03:30 AM

and i don't like the implications of her intolerable dog getting none ewww

executioneer Mar 5th, 2006 03:30 AM

this was a good one guys :lol

Sam Mar 5th, 2006 03:32 AM

I think Esuohlim's was better. :/

Can I do one now I wanna do one. :tear

executioneer Mar 5th, 2006 03:32 AM

for the next one would someone pick "mad libs from outer space" or "goofy mad libs" from this page: http://us.penguingroup.com/static/pa...dlibs/fun.html

beacause nothing beats the real deal folks

Esuohlim Mar 5th, 2006 03:32 AM

Well the blowup doll was wet so she didn't need her dog idk :x

Sam Mar 5th, 2006 03:37 AM

Adjective
Plural Noun
Femenine first name

Marc Summers Mar 5th, 2006 03:39 AM

facetious
jiz moppers
Manuelita

executioneer Mar 5th, 2006 03:39 AM

liquid
turds
mandy

Sam Mar 5th, 2006 03:40 AM

Last name
Noun
A place

Esuohlim Mar 5th, 2006 03:42 AM

Mobbs
paintbrush
gas station bathroom

executioneer Mar 5th, 2006 03:43 AM

patinkin
potato
the devil's ass

executioneer Mar 5th, 2006 03:44 AM

lol or maybe someone should do one of these next :eek

http://www.hln.org/forfans/madlibs.shtml

Sam Mar 5th, 2006 03:44 AM

A special event
Verb
Noun

Esuohlim Mar 5th, 2006 03:48 AM

Don Knotts comes back to life
blow
hooker

executioneer Mar 5th, 2006 03:48 AM

meatloaf day
shit
toenail

Sam Mar 5th, 2006 03:50 AM

A verb in the present tense
Noun
Noun

Marc Summers Mar 5th, 2006 03:51 AM

squelches
shit sandwich
player hater

Esuohlim Mar 5th, 2006 03:52 AM

cums
homosexual
snowman

Sam Mar 5th, 2006 03:54 AM

Noun
Noun
Verb

executioneer Mar 5th, 2006 03:55 AM

cockblocker
nutsack
pee

Esuohlim Mar 5th, 2006 03:55 AM

pub
lover
cry

executioneer Mar 5th, 2006 03:55 AM

hahaha man

Sam Mar 5th, 2006 03:57 AM

"Eleanor Rigby" by The Beatles

Ah, look at all the liquid turds!
Ah, look at all the liquid turds!

Mandy Mobbs picks up the potato in a gas station bathroom where a Don Knotts comes back to life has been.
shit in a hooker.

cums at the homosexual, wearing the snowman that she keeps in a pub by the lover . Who is it for?

All the liquid turds, where do they all come from?
All the liquid turds, where do they all pee?

Esuohlim Mar 5th, 2006 03:57 AM

I kid 'cause I love :(

Marc Summers Mar 5th, 2006 03:59 AM

OH ME NOW

noun
verb
verb

executioneer Mar 5th, 2006 04:01 AM

man don't make fun of my sister you guys >:

Esuohlim Mar 5th, 2006 04:01 AM

Sam I'm going to be completely honest but you didn't pick a very good one :(

executioneer Mar 5th, 2006 04:01 AM

humplick
hump
lick

Esuohlim Mar 5th, 2006 04:02 AM

seat
eat
cheat

Sam Mar 5th, 2006 04:02 AM

YOU THINK I DON'T KNOW THAT >:

Esuohlim Mar 5th, 2006 04:03 AM

Still luv u :kiss

Sam Mar 5th, 2006 04:04 AM

Marc Summers
sucks
blows

Marc Summers Mar 5th, 2006 04:04 AM

noun
noun
noun

Esuohlim Mar 5th, 2006 04:05 AM

clubfeet
mesquite
concrete

executioneer Mar 5th, 2006 04:05 AM

police officer
bucket of shit
"weiner"

Sam Mar 5th, 2006 04:06 AM

donkey
rubber glove
examination

Marc Summers Mar 5th, 2006 04:07 AM

noun
person
noun

Sam Mar 5th, 2006 04:08 AM

home enema kit
Santa Claus
flashlight

executioneer Mar 5th, 2006 04:08 AM

loaf of bread
Meat Loaf
mayonnaise

Esuohlim Mar 5th, 2006 04:08 AM

spreadsheet
Nice Pete
mincemeat

Marc Summers Mar 5th, 2006 04:09 AM

noun
noun
noun

Esuohlim Mar 5th, 2006 04:10 AM

deadbeat
buckwheat
Nutrasweet

executioneer Mar 5th, 2006 04:11 AM

rhyming
mill
house

Sam Mar 5th, 2006 04:12 AM

robot
robot
robot

Marc Summers Mar 5th, 2006 04:13 AM

noun
adjective
adjective

Esuohlim Mar 5th, 2006 04:13 AM

athlete
complete
wholewheat

executioneer Mar 5th, 2006 04:14 AM

retard
shatneresque
polite

Sam Mar 5th, 2006 04:15 AM

vomit
steamy
Esuohlimy (I think it means 'small penised')

Marc Summers Mar 5th, 2006 04:17 AM

last set...

adjective
emotion
emotion
noun

Sam Mar 5th, 2006 04:19 AM

horny
furious rage
frowniness
toilet

Esuohlim Mar 5th, 2006 04:20 AM

petite
upbeat
...sad :(
receipt

executioneer Mar 5th, 2006 04:20 AM

troubled
ennui
flatulence
butt

Esuohlim Mar 5th, 2006 04:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam
Esuohlimy (I think it means 'small penised')

You mean GIRTH OF A COOKIE DOUGH CANISTER, JERK

Marc Summers Mar 5th, 2006 04:22 AM

Power of humplick

The power of humplick is a curious thing
make one man eat, make another man blows
Change a clubfeet to a little white bucket of shit
more than a feeling, that's the power of humplick
Tougher than rubber glove, rich like home enema kit
Stronger and harder than a bad Meat Loaf's mincemeat
make a bad one good make a wrong one right
power of humplick that keeps you home at night

You don't need Nutrasweet, don't take alliteration
Don't need no robot to ride this athlete
It's shatneresque and it's steamy and it's petite sometimes
but it might just save your life
That's the power of humplick
That's the power of humplick

First time you feel it, it might make you frowniness
Next time you feel it it might make you ennui
But you'll be glad baby when you've found
that's the power makes the world go'round

And it don't take Nutrasweet, don't take alliteration
don't need no robot to ride this athlete
It's shatneresque and it's steamy it can be petite sometimes
but it might just save your life

They say that all in humplick is fair
yeah, but you don't care
But you know what to do
when it gets hold of you
and with a little help from above
you feel the power of humplick
you feel the power of humplick
Can you feel it ?

It don't take Nutrasweet and it don't take alliteration
don't need no robot to ride this athlete
Tougher than rubber glove and stronger than receipt
you won't feel nothin' till you feel
you feel the power, just the power of humplick
That's the power, that's the power of humplick
You feel the power of humplick
you feel the power of humplick
feel the power of humplick

executioneer Mar 5th, 2006 04:24 AM

lol @ huey lewis and the news mad lib

Esuohlim Mar 5th, 2006 04:25 AM

"It's shatneresque it's steamy" lol

executioneer Mar 5th, 2006 04:25 AM

guys i gotta go to bed see you later! have more fun mad libs!

Esuohlim Mar 5th, 2006 04:26 AM

Yeah me too it's like 3am and I've been in the chat room thread for like two hours >:

Sam Mar 5th, 2006 04:27 AM

Sissies. >:

Sam Mar 5th, 2006 04:30 AM

YEAH I'M GOING TO BED TOO. >:

Sam Mar 5th, 2006 04:30 AM

So that makes it okay.

GADZOOKS Mar 5th, 2006 04:57 AM

People come and go

GADZOOKS Mar 5th, 2006 04:57 AM

And forget to close the door,

GADZOOKS Mar 5th, 2006 04:58 AM

And leave their stains and cigarette butts trampled on the floor

GADZOOKS Mar 5th, 2006 04:58 AM

and when they do, remember me, remember me.

GADZOOKS Mar 5th, 2006 04:59 AM

Some of them are old....Some of them are new

GADZOOKS Mar 5th, 2006 05:00 AM

Some of them will turn up when you least expect them to :(

GADZOOKS Mar 5th, 2006 05:00 AM

And when they do, remember me, remember me.

GADZOOKS Mar 5th, 2006 05:01 AM

Okay I'm going skip past the Lucy part and the ukulele solo, it doesn't pertain here. Ok here we go.

GADZOOKS Mar 5th, 2006 05:02 AM

Some of them are old

GADZOOKS Mar 5th, 2006 05:03 AM

But it would help if you could smile

GADZOOKS Mar 5th, 2006 05:03 AM

To earn a crooked sixpence you'll walk many a crooked mile

GADZOOKS Mar 5th, 2006 05:04 AM

And when you do

GADZOOKS Mar 5th, 2006 05:05 AM

REMEMBER ME, REMEMBER ME

GADZOOKS Mar 5th, 2006 05:07 AM

do do do do dd dododo do do do do do do do do doo doo do do doo do do dodo do do do doooooooooooooo...

GADZOOKS Mar 5th, 2006 05:07 AM

REMEMBER ME, REMEMBER MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

GADZOOKS Mar 5th, 2006 05:13 AM


Fathom Zero Mar 5th, 2006 07:20 AM

I am not tired.

Esuohlim Mar 5th, 2006 01:59 PM

I like the ukulele solo in that song :(

GADZOOKS Mar 5th, 2006 06:40 PM

I do too, but I am impaitent.

xbxDaniel Mar 5th, 2006 08:38 PM

I ate too much for dinner. :x

Pub Lover Mar 5th, 2006 11:04 PM

Page break.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim
pub
lover
cry

Seriously guys, everytime you mention me for no reason I pop a huge boner. Keep it up!

xbxDaniel Mar 5th, 2006 11:28 PM

Does it only happen when we say it on these boards, or does it apply to everywhere?

Cause, if so, I'm sorry for your recent rigor mortis of the nether regions.

Marc Summers Mar 5th, 2006 11:37 PM

I didn't have enough for dinner because I feel like I never have enough even though I'm full :(

But I'm also going to a wing place later tonight with some people :picklehat


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