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Sam Mar 19th, 2006 03:41 PM

i didnt see it yesterday :(

GADZOOKS Mar 19th, 2006 04:46 PM

I ate it yesterday, and it was delicious! :)

xbxDaniel Mar 19th, 2006 08:34 PM

I bought a Ramones CD yesterday. That's about it for me.

Marc Summers Mar 19th, 2006 09:55 PM

I freaked out about school stuff yesterday.

My schedule for next quarter is a mess, and I have two back-to-back finals on Monday going from 8AM-12:30PM >:

Goddamnit >:

Moobs Mar 19th, 2006 10:34 PM

I've just picked a scab again, and the blood is all over my elbow. I would lick it off but I can't reach :(

Terra Mar 19th, 2006 10:36 PM

Your not wearing your superhero tick costume. If you wore that, your tongue would reach it just fine.

Moobs Mar 19th, 2006 10:40 PM

But then the blood would get all over the costume

AND IT'S A GOOD COSTUME! >:

Fathom Zero Mar 19th, 2006 10:53 PM

I bought the Unrated Dead Alive on Thursday at Disney World.
Seriously.

Emu Mar 19th, 2006 11:23 PM

I don't think the vast majority if i-Mockery's reader base is intelligent enough to make the forum events funny. >:

MetalMilitia Mar 19th, 2006 11:31 PM

I would like to make something for the foum events but usually its zany american things i dont understand :(

Sam Mar 20th, 2006 12:22 AM

Guys i saw it today.

Esuohlim Mar 20th, 2006 02:04 AM


GADZOOKS Mar 20th, 2006 03:18 AM

i think it's utterly awful guitar woman mentioned herself in there for the fact it will escape anyone outside of the message board. Even though the whole thing is terribly unfunny.

She should be banned from winning any competition for being so incompetent.

Pub Lover Mar 21st, 2006 01:42 AM

I agree.

Pub Lover Mar 21st, 2006 02:21 AM


AVATAR BANDWAGON!

nothing4buddha Mar 21st, 2006 02:22 AM

fuck yes

Sam Mar 21st, 2006 02:24 AM

HURRAY FOR SAM, NOTHING4BUDDHA, SEVEN FORCE, COMRADE ROCKET, AND PUB LOVER!!!!

Pub Lover Mar 21st, 2006 02:33 AM

HOORAY! :D

Pub Lover Mar 21st, 2006 02:33 AM

BLOODY ARROWX! >:

Seven Force Mar 21st, 2006 02:37 AM

ROLL CALL

ArrowX Mar 21st, 2006 02:38 AM

I RUINED THE PARTY!

Seven Force Mar 21st, 2006 02:38 AM



COLLECT THEM ALL!

Pub Lover Mar 21st, 2006 02:40 AM

THIS WON'T LOOK SO GREAT WHEN WE ALL SHIFT OUR AVATARS... GOTTA REMEMBER THE MOMENT!

Comrade Rocket Mar 21st, 2006 02:40 AM

Ruined :(

Sam Mar 21st, 2006 02:41 AM

ARROWX DOESN'T EVEN HAVE A REAL ONE HE HAS A GAY IMPOSTER FAGGOT ONE :lol

Pub Lover Mar 21st, 2006 02:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seven Force

I'D PAY TO SEE THIS MOVIE!

Sam Mar 21st, 2006 02:46 AM

THE FINEST I-MOCKERY FIGHTING FORCE EVER ASSEMBLED!!!!

Sam Mar 21st, 2006 02:49 AM

[22:09] wooshiisgod: we should all come up with powers
[22:09] Switch Dingo: :O
[22:09] Switch Dingo: I SUMMON GHOSTS!
[22:09] wooshiisgod: Whats my power?
[22:09] Switch Dingo: BEING A FAGGOT LOL

Sam Mar 21st, 2006 02:55 AM

[22:15] Switch Dingo: WHAT IS YOUR POWER PUB?
[22:16] Lemmysomemoney: I CAN READ A TEXT BOOK ON ANY SUBJECT AND THEN I CAN ORDER PEOPLE AROUND AS IF I KNEW WHAT I WAS DOING
[22:16] Switch Dingo: SO YOUR POWER IS BEING A FAGGOT? LOL

Sam Mar 21st, 2006 02:56 AM

[22:17] Switch Dingo: WHAT IS YOUR POWER SEVEN FORCE?
[22:17] F99Cloud: BEING A FAGGOT :(

Seven Force Mar 21st, 2006 02:58 AM

Now you're just putting words in my mouth (among other things).

Seven Force Mar 21st, 2006 03:00 AM

[01:20] Sam: WHAT IS YOUR POWER SEVEN FORCE?
[01:20] Seven Force: BEING A FAGGOT :(
[01:21] Seven Force: OH WAIT THAT'S COMRADE ROCKET
[01:21] Seven Force: AHAHAH
[01:21] Seven Force: NO BUT SERIOUSLY FOLKS
[01:21] Seven Force: I CAN TRANSFORM INTO SEVEN DIFFERENT THINGS

Pub Lover Mar 21st, 2006 03:00 AM


FABULOUS FAGGOT FIVE!

Comrade Rocket Mar 21st, 2006 03:01 AM

Arrow X is our nemsis because he was expelled from the team

he truly has mastered the power of faggotry

Sam Mar 21st, 2006 03:03 AM

I like this page. :)

Sam Mar 21st, 2006 03:07 AM

[22:25] Switch Dingo: that is my favorite page
[22:26] F99Cloud: Mine too. I don't know if there will be another awesome page like this ever. :(
[22:26] Switch Dingo: EVER


[22:27] Switch Dingo: dO YOU AGREE THAT THIS IS THE BEST PAGE EVER?
[22:27] wooshiisgod: YES
[22:27] wooshiisgod: EVER
[22:27] wooshiisgod: IN THE HISTRY OF THE WORLD


[22:25] Switch Dingo: that is my new favorite page
[22:25] Lemmysomemoney: It is a great page
[22:26] Switch Dingo: it is
[22:26] Switch Dingo: and I want to thank you for helping Pub
[22:26] Switch Dingo: you've been a great influence
[22:26] Lemmysomemoney: No worries. ;D

YEAH GUYS! WE DID IT! :blowme

Pub Lover Mar 21st, 2006 03:09 AM



POWER ON!

nothing4buddha Mar 21st, 2006 03:10 AM

SAM I LOVE YOU! :love

Seven Force Mar 21st, 2006 03:10 AM

New people will look back on this page and would do well to try to emulate our awesomeness. Sadly, many, if not all will fail.

Pub Lover Mar 21st, 2006 03:11 AM



FREESTYLE BONER ACTION-GRIP!

Comrade Rocket Mar 21st, 2006 03:12 AM

PUBS HEAD MOVES FASTER THAN EVERYONE ELSES >:

nothing4buddha Mar 21st, 2006 03:12 AM

GUYS SAM IS SO COOL I AM GOING TO LET HIM HAVE SEX WITH ME TONIGHT! :O

Pub Lover Mar 21st, 2006 03:13 AM



MY HEAD DOES MOVE FASTER! :eek

Sam Mar 21st, 2006 03:14 AM

HIS HEAD DOES MOVE FASTER! :eek

Seven Force Mar 21st, 2006 03:14 AM

No it doesn't. :rolleyes

Sam Mar 21st, 2006 03:14 AM

[22:24] wooshiisgod: whats teresas power?
[22:26] Switch Dingo: bleeding for 4 days and not dying
[22:27] wooshiisgod: LOL

nothing4buddha Mar 21st, 2006 03:15 AM



i have the ultimate power. :rock

Pub Lover Mar 21st, 2006 03:18 AM



NOTHING4BUDDA CAN DEFEAT US ALL!

Seven Force Mar 21st, 2006 03:19 AM


Sam Mar 21st, 2006 03:20 AM

That last page was so good that no page will ever be quite as good ever again. :(

Pub Lover Mar 21st, 2006 03:32 AM



WIGGLE WIGGLE WIGGLE!

Pub Lover Mar 21st, 2006 03:36 AM



YOU KNOW WHO WOULD BE A GOOD SIDEKICK FOR ARROWX?!

Pub Lover Mar 21st, 2006 03:37 AM


Pub Lover Mar 21st, 2006 03:37 AM



THAT'S RIGHT...

Pub Lover Mar 21st, 2006 03:39 AM



GUITAR WOMAN!

Pub Lover Mar 21st, 2006 03:40 AM


Sam Mar 21st, 2006 03:41 AM

I DREW THAT!!!

Pub Lover Mar 21st, 2006 03:43 AM



YEAH YOU DID!

GADZOOKS Mar 21st, 2006 04:00 AM

Guys this is a fine fighting force but Mike's Surf Pals was the ultimate one.

Jixby Phillips Mar 21st, 2006 04:19 AM

h*ck yeah

GADZOOKS Mar 21st, 2006 04:22 AM

You're first mistake was letting Pub Lover in who would rather put on a dress then engage in combat (he already has).

Also first rule of the SURF PALS NO GIRLS ALLOWED.

King Hadas Mar 21st, 2006 05:20 AM

Oh boy, my mom is only buying me one toy this month and I don't know if I should get the Comrade Rocket action figure or the Mike's Surf Pals Jetski (it really floats!!!).

The Retro Kat Mar 21st, 2006 07:16 AM

Damn, I missed out on all the fun...and Hadas, I vaguely remember you, but from my recollection you really suck not only as a posting member of this hurr message board, but as an individual human being as well.

King Hadas Mar 21st, 2006 07:47 AM

That's probably because you only remember me from the Mock Wars and most of my responses in that consisted of me repeating what other people had to say but with "oh, that was clever :rolleyes" tacked on.

The Retro Kat Mar 21st, 2006 09:16 AM

That means nothing to me. I can't fucking read.


Dictated by The Retro Kat, Typed by ScruU2wice

Esuohlim Mar 21st, 2006 11:25 AM

GADZOOKS you used to have the Larry David guy as yours

But haha I'm joining the crew doods (EDIT I GUESS NOT I CAN'T DO CLEAR BACKGROUNDS :()

Seven Force Mar 21st, 2006 12:02 PM


Emu Mar 21st, 2006 12:08 PM

This is the laggiest page on this god damn thread >:

Moobs Mar 21st, 2006 12:37 PM

Oh my lord those things are the coolest, I want one in orange :hypno

Terra Mar 21st, 2006 12:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Moobs
Oh my lord those things are the coolest, I want one in orange :hypno

But you gottsa join the samnuthinsevenpub cool club. And then you gottsa post teh private chat convos and then you gottsa post how you want to get secsked by one of the guys and then you can get your orange thing. :)

i was going to make a tick costume reference but milhouse is counting my topic matter

Moobs Mar 21st, 2006 12:46 PM

If school computers had photoshop I'd make one in a tick suit saying 'hi terra' but they don't so just look at the love heart and the guy from a childrens programme with the best shirt ever! :(

Esuohlim Mar 21st, 2006 12:48 PM

Terra you just said "teh" again

Stay in line >:

Seven Force Mar 21st, 2006 12:49 PM

Milhouse you're being gay again.

Seven Force Mar 21st, 2006 12:50 PM

lol says teh guy with the purpul costum am i rite >:

Terra Mar 21st, 2006 12:50 PM

milhouse i dun that on purpose just cos i know your online and moobs that was sooo sweet!

Esuohlim Mar 21st, 2006 12:50 PM

Did you get the linux-on-xbox idea from SOMETHING AWFUL seven force? :rolleyes

Big McLargehuge Mar 21st, 2006 01:13 PM

hey guys way to use technology!

camacazio Mar 21st, 2006 01:46 PM

Man now THAT'S a good avatar.

camacazio Mar 21st, 2006 01:47 PM

I-MOCKERY: THE MOVIE
A MOVIE WHERE PEOPLE SIT AROUND TALKING SHIT ALL THE TIME BUT THERE'S HEART WARMING CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT LIKE TERRA LEARNING TO BE HERSELF AND ESUOHLIM COMING TO TERMS WITH HIS LOVE FOR LOTIDA

Terra Mar 21st, 2006 01:54 PM

And camacazio, who has accepted the idea of swimming in free time...

Guitar Woman Mar 21st, 2006 05:27 PM

thanks for reminding me why i despise humanity you guys

Terra Mar 21st, 2006 05:34 PM

There's only one solution GW: jump

Guitar Woman Mar 21st, 2006 05:36 PM

Not until I get Twilight Princess and play through it 5 times >:

Terra Mar 21st, 2006 05:39 PM

Well okay then. But don't bitch about humanity until your done. k? :)

Fathom Zero Mar 21st, 2006 05:40 PM

Pack it up, pack it in
Let me begin
I came to win
Battle me that's a sin
I won't tear the sack up
Punk you'd better back up
Try and play the role and the whole crew will act up
Get up, stand up, come on!
Come on, throw your hands up
If you've got the feeling jump across the ceiling
Muggs is a funk fest, someone's talking junk
Yo, I'll bust em in the eye
And then I'll take the punks home
Feel it, funk it
Amps it are junking
And I got more rhymes than there's cops that are dunking
Donuts shop
Sure 'nuff I got props from the kids on the Hill
Plus my mom and my pops

I came to get down
I came to get down
So get out your seats and jump around
Jump around
Jump around
Jump around
Jump up Jump up and get down.

I'll serve your ass like John MacEnroe
If your steps up, I'm smacking the ho
Word to your moms I came to drop bombs
I got more rhymes than the bible's got psalms
And just like the Prodigal Son I've returned
Anyone stepping to me you'll get burned
Cause I got lyrics and you ain't got none
So if you come to battle bring a shotgun
But if you do you're a fool, cause I duel to the death
Try and step to me you'll take your last breath
I gots the skill, come get your fill
Cause when I shoot ta give, I shoot to kill

I'm the cream of the crop, I rise to the top
I never eat a pig cause a pig is a cop
Or better yet a terminator
Like Arnold Schwarzenegger
Try'n to play me out like as if my name was Sega
But I ain't going out like no punk bitch
Get used to one style and you know I might switch
It up up and around, then buck buck you down
Put out your head then you wake up in the Dawn of the Dead
I'm coming to get ya, coming to get ya
Spitting out lyrics homie I'll wet ya

Terra Mar 21st, 2006 05:47 PM

Baby if you keep that up they will never stop hating the hicks around here.

Fathom Zero Mar 21st, 2006 09:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Terra
Baby if you keep that up they will never stop hating the hicks around here.

Choo talkin' to me, Babe?

xbxDaniel Mar 21st, 2006 09:49 PM

Did anybody else get hit with the snow?

Emu Mar 21st, 2006 09:50 PM

Yes. >: I couldn't go to school today because of it.

Fathom Zero Mar 21st, 2006 09:50 PM

A helluva lotta rain, but not much else.

Terra Mar 21st, 2006 09:51 PM

Yes. A little.

xbxDaniel Mar 21st, 2006 09:53 PM

My sister wrecked on her way to school, but she's okay.

Terra Mar 21st, 2006 09:54 PM

I'm sorry to hear that. I'm glad she's okay. Is the car drivable?

xbxDaniel Mar 21st, 2006 09:56 PM

Hell no. But, it was my cousin's spare truck, and he doesn't really care about it.

Terra Mar 21st, 2006 09:58 PM

What happened to her car? Or did she have one of her own?

xbxDaniel Mar 21st, 2006 10:02 PM

My sister was drving my cousin's truck, she slid off the road into a telephone pole. She tore up the front. Same thing happened to her last winter. I've got pics of that wreck.

xbxDaniel Mar 21st, 2006 10:08 PM

Everybody left. :(

xbxDaniel Mar 21st, 2006 10:10 PM

Quote:

In total there are 4 users online :: 1 Registered, 0 Hidden and 3 Guests [ Administrator ] [ Moderator ]
Most users ever online was 540 on Mon Jan 24, 2005 2:44 pm
Registered Users: xbxMCj

I know you're there.

Terra Mar 21st, 2006 10:47 PM

I did that about 4:30 today and there were three people checking profiles. I thought that was interesting.

xbxDaniel Mar 21st, 2006 10:50 PM

I don't remember what my 1000th post was. I think it was in the music board.


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