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Moobs Apr 4th, 2006 10:38 PM

I'm gonna play a bit of Mario to see if I can find some jokes actually relating to the game that I can use.

Once I've done that, I'll probably just have Mario and Luigi with lot's of sexual innuendos :<

RaNkeri Apr 5th, 2006 03:52 AM

I'm going to give it a try, once my examweek is over. Not sure how good ideas I can invent though :(

GADZOOKS Apr 5th, 2006 04:09 AM

Where do you find all these funny gifs?

BlueOatmeal Apr 5th, 2006 05:20 AM

Seven Force called me. It was nice. :)

camacazio Apr 5th, 2006 01:41 PM

Don't you talk to him. He's nothing but trouble.

Seven Force Apr 5th, 2006 03:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlueOatmeal
Seven Force called me. It was nice. :)

And brief!

wastr Apr 5th, 2006 06:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seven Force
Quote:

Originally Posted by BlueOatmeal
Seven Force called me. It was nice. :)

And brief!


the phone call predator strikes again!

Seven Force Apr 5th, 2006 10:06 PM

Just who the fuck are you and why do you have to be so goddamned lame and why are you still here?

wastr Apr 5th, 2006 10:37 PM

why are YOU still here?

xbxDaniel Apr 5th, 2006 10:38 PM

Great comeback man. No, I mean it. That was so great the way you asked him the question he asked you. Wow, just wow.

wastr Apr 5th, 2006 10:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xbxDaniel
Great comeback man. No, I mean it. That was so great the way you asked him the question he asked you. Wow, just wow.

yes, xbxmcj. I am aware of how many times I have used this sort of comeback. now shove it.

Fathom Zero Apr 5th, 2006 10:41 PM

Yeah, well maybe you should shove it.

xbxDaniel Apr 5th, 2006 10:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wastr
Quote:

Originally Posted by xbxDaniel
Great comeback man. No, I mean it. That was so great the way you asked him the question he asked you. Wow, just wow.

yes, xbxmcj. I am aware of how many times I have used this sort of comeback. now shove it.

I'm glad you qouted me, because I was a little confused there. Even considering that you posted right after me, and called me by my old name, I was still confused as to who you were commenting. The qoute cleared up everything though.

wastr Apr 5th, 2006 10:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xbxDaniel
Quote:

Originally Posted by wastr
Quote:

Originally Posted by xbxDaniel
Great comeback man. No, I mean it. That was so great the way you asked him the question he asked you. Wow, just wow.

yes, xbxmcj. I am aware of how many times I have used this sort of comeback. now shove it.

I'm glad you qouted me, because I was a little confused there. Even considering that you posted right after me, and called me by my old name, I was still confused as to who you were commenting. The qoute cleared up everything though.

mind games! :lol

Terra Apr 5th, 2006 10:58 PM

Isn't the library getting ready to close now?

Moobs Apr 5th, 2006 10:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wastr
with that said, I leave I-mockery.net forums.
FOR GOOD. (and for the greater hope of society)


Seven Force Apr 6th, 2006 12:18 AM

Seriously how many times is this motherfucker going to come back here? Can't you get BAPE to kill him or something?

Staxeon Apr 6th, 2006 01:25 AM

Christ reading this page made me wonder when naptime was rolling around, so the adults could use the room in peace.

Brandon Apr 6th, 2006 01:06 PM

hay no fighting allowed in this thread plz!

RaNkeri Apr 6th, 2006 01:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seven Force
Seriously how many times is this motherfucker going to come back here? Can't you get BAPE to kill him or something?

Ban him for eternity, maybe?

camacazio Apr 6th, 2006 02:14 PM

Shut up you suck just as much.

Seven Force Apr 6th, 2006 02:20 PM

COFFEE BREAK


RaNkeri Apr 6th, 2006 03:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by camacazio
Shut up you suck just as much.

Tsk tsk, you sound quite tight, having the menses? :)

Guitar Woman Apr 6th, 2006 04:16 PM

I hate you so much.

Emu Apr 6th, 2006 05:23 PM

This is my favorite page of this thread :)

RaNkeri Apr 6th, 2006 05:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Emu
This is my favorite page of this thread :)

Thanks to me: The person who delivers love and joy allover the world! :love

Brandon Apr 6th, 2006 05:57 PM

Quote:

Thanks to me: The person who delivers love and joy allover the world!
Yeah! She's talking about you!

Emu Apr 6th, 2006 05:59 PM

She? :(

Brandon Apr 6th, 2006 06:08 PM

Sorry

Emu Apr 6th, 2006 07:05 PM

sok

Seven Force Apr 7th, 2006 03:11 PM

There is freedom within, there is freedom without
Try to catch the deluge in a paper cup
There's a battle ahead, many battles are lost
But you'll never see the end of the road
While you're traveling with me

Hey now, hey now
Don't dream it's over
Hey now, hey now
When the world comes in
They come, they come
To build a wall between us
We know they won't win

Now I'm towing my car, there's a hole in the roof
My possessions are causing me suspicion but there's no proof
In the paper today tales of war and of waste
But you turn right over to the T.V. page

Now I'm walking again to the beat of a drum
And I'm counting the steps to the door of your heart
Only shadows ahead barely clearing the roof
Get to know the feeling of liberation and relief

Hey now, hey now
Don't dream it's over
Hey now, hey now
When the world comes in
They come, they come
To build a wall between us
Don't ever let them win

Esuohlim Apr 7th, 2006 03:39 PM


Esuohlim Apr 7th, 2006 03:49 PM

i tell ya i was slaving over a hot mspaint program for hours to get that one out to all you fine mockers haha but the results were worth it

wastr Apr 7th, 2006 04:43 PM

you cant see the glory of his crooked eyes though

MarioRPG Apr 7th, 2006 04:47 PM

It was worth it.

camacazio Apr 7th, 2006 05:31 PM

The Richmond video game story was funny.

xbxDaniel Apr 7th, 2006 06:28 PM

The weather channel keeps telling me to expect a huge tornado to rip through my area.

Girl Drink Drunk Apr 7th, 2006 06:30 PM

Shitty man.

RaNkeri Apr 7th, 2006 06:35 PM

How many tornados do you have approximately in one year?

How heavy losses do they cause ?

Fathom Zero Apr 7th, 2006 06:44 PM

It's even nicer in Tornado Alley.

Terra Apr 7th, 2006 07:33 PM

They always tell you to take the ditch if your in the car. One set down 500 feet from me and after looking at the carnage, I think I would rather stay in the car and haul ass.

Esuohlim Apr 7th, 2006 11:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RaNkeri
How many tornados do you have approximately in one year?

Snnnnnooooorrre

RaNkeri Apr 8th, 2006 07:14 AM

Ya....ok...

BlueOatmeal Apr 8th, 2006 08:01 AM

This bootleg DVD of Clone High my friend let me borrow has the episode listing ALL FUCKED UP :(

Marc Summers Apr 8th, 2006 02:42 PM

Clone High? As in the MTV series? Whyyyyyyy

MarioRPG Apr 8th, 2006 04:03 PM

Hey. I liked Clone High.

Seven Force Apr 8th, 2006 09:37 PM


wastr Apr 8th, 2006 09:39 PM

no seven force, you're not white.

Chojin Apr 8th, 2006 11:37 PM

so when are you leaving forever again

executioneer Apr 9th, 2006 08:32 AM

i really hate those two "forum game" threads :(

wastr Apr 9th, 2006 01:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin
so when are you leaving forever again


:lol

camacazio Apr 9th, 2006 03:06 PM

God damnit >:

Seven Force Apr 9th, 2006 03:34 PM

He's not worth getting angry about, camacazio. Remember, we have homes, he doesn't. That makes us better than him.

Seven Force Apr 9th, 2006 03:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wastr
no seven force, you're not white.

That's Tom Kenny you ******.

Emu Apr 9th, 2006 04:05 PM

The filter doesn't work for you :eek

executioneer Apr 9th, 2006 05:39 PM

there are ways to bypass swear filters you know ;(

Guitar Woman Apr 10th, 2006 05:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Emu
The filter doesn't work for you :eek

It's 'cuz he's black :eek

xbxDaniel Apr 10th, 2006 05:40 PM

How's everybody doing?

Terra Apr 10th, 2006 07:47 PM

Shitty! How's 'bout you?

xbxDaniel Apr 10th, 2006 10:22 PM

I'm alright, I'm heading to Louisville tomorrow for the rest of the week.

MetalMilitia Apr 10th, 2006 10:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman
Quote:

Originally Posted by Emu
The filter doesn't work for you :eek

It's 'cuz he's black :eek

Is that why you can say "rubish cunt" without fear of censorship?

Terra Apr 10th, 2006 10:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xbxDaniel
I'm alright, I'm heading to Louisville tomorrow for the rest of the week.

Have a great week Mr. Daniel!

ArrowX Apr 10th, 2006 10:55 PM

SODOMY!!!1

Terra Apr 10th, 2006 10:58 PM

You would know lots about that wouldn't you? How is that moose dick anyway? Care to share? Just in case GW gets the festering urge to head up north and try a little? Moose. Not you.

Esuohlim Apr 10th, 2006 11:24 PM

See, your problem is that you take one insult and run it into the fucking ground when it wasn't very original in the first place. Use a little variety and maybe you wouldn't be so goddamned fucking hackneyed and boring.

Lotida Apr 10th, 2006 11:27 PM

Who rattled your chain Milhouse?

Esuohlim Apr 10th, 2006 11:27 PM

Today I learned how to make the little bloop noise that Cameron makes in Ferris Bueller only I can't do it that loud and now my cheek hurts from trying it all day how was everyone else's Monday or in Pub Lover's case Wednesday or Friday or something

Esuohlim Apr 10th, 2006 11:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lotida
Who rattled your chain Milhouse?

Well for starters who wants to read the same exact shit every day? I keep seeing some moose joke after every one of ArrowX's posts.

Terra Apr 10th, 2006 11:38 PM

Guess you've not been awarded that "ignore" button yet have you?

Seven Force Apr 10th, 2006 11:58 PM

In all honesty, Milhouse has a point.

Terra Apr 11th, 2006 12:03 AM

Of course he has a point, asshole. It's the whole reason I do it.

Seven Force Apr 11th, 2006 12:04 AM

Besides, who are you to judge a sexually confused teenager growing up in rural Canada? You don't see me talking to people here about your barnyard adventures, do you?

(Whoops, page break)


Terra Apr 11th, 2006 12:06 AM

They seem to pale compared to your one on ones with the gators don't they?

ziggytrix Apr 11th, 2006 12:07 AM

Gators in Chicago? Seven, have you been roaming the sewers in search of adventure again? *tsk tsk*

Terra Apr 11th, 2006 12:08 AM

Chicago is another Ruin a Wish thread. He's still in Fla.

Seven Force Apr 11th, 2006 12:08 AM

In the next month that'll change, sweetie.

Terra Apr 11th, 2006 12:09 AM

Not your love life hunney! :)

Seven Force Apr 11th, 2006 12:14 AM

Not all of us walk around perpetually in heat, Terra.

ArrowX Apr 11th, 2006 12:27 AM

Shut up, I hate you. I said the insult thing was over, then you act liek you WON some kind of imaginary insult contest so you start wiht the old swamp donkey jokes, and I'm sure just EVERYONE ELSE BESIDES MILHOUSE likes them.

Werent you banned before because of your rampant cuntery?

Terra Apr 11th, 2006 12:35 AM

Um stupid?

Are you talking to seven or me?

Seven Force Apr 11th, 2006 12:43 AM

Seeing as how ArrowX and I never had a gay insult-fest, I never told swamp-donkey (what the fuck is that) jokes, and was banned for being stupid and unfunny, i'm pretty sure he's talking to you.

Esuohlim Apr 11th, 2006 06:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Terra
Of course he has a point, asshole. It's the whole reason I do it.

Was this an attempt to put the blame on me for your shit posting?

Brandon Apr 12th, 2006 02:16 PM

Quote:

Was this an attempt to put the blame on me for your shit posting?
No, it's an attempt to make it seem like (ha-ha!) she was trying to be a redundant, unfunny twat all along (ho-ho! hee-hee!).

JOKE'S ON US I GUESS.

Seven Force Apr 12th, 2006 04:14 PM

Who's Paul Lynde?

ArrowX Apr 12th, 2006 11:21 PM

who is kaiser sose?

Fathom Zero Apr 12th, 2006 11:30 PM

Who is Kevin Spacey?

executioneer Apr 12th, 2006 11:34 PM

what is shaved off his mustache

Guitar Woman Apr 14th, 2006 08:18 PM

Whatever happened to Pub Lover?

Emu Apr 14th, 2006 08:21 PM

I think he went on a self-incuded temporary ban to atone for devastating Seven Force.

xbxDaniel Apr 14th, 2006 09:55 PM

I'm so bored.

Girl Drink Drunk Apr 14th, 2006 10:03 PM

Me too. As you might know from my ongoing rant, I feel fucked up from the medication, but not in a great way.

MarioRPG Apr 14th, 2006 10:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xbxDaniel
I'm so bored.

Hope it's not contagious.

Moobs Apr 14th, 2006 10:21 PM

I'm gonna go install some WoW mods..then maybe watch 'Confessions of a dangerous mind', then bed.

Seven Force Apr 14th, 2006 11:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Emu
I think he went on a self-incuded temporary ban to atone for devastating Seven Force.

What?

xbxDaniel Apr 15th, 2006 12:10 AM

I remember my friend telling me about how if you see certain letters at the beginning and end of a word that your brain brings up the word even if it's misspelled, or a different word I guess. He was probably just full of bullshit anyways.

Esuohlim Apr 15th, 2006 12:10 AM

I remember when I hated nobody more than Cap'n Crunch. Then slowly, Cap'n Crunch started to grow on me more and more until I actually found him funny.

Hey Seven Force I don't hate you that much anymore. :( I still hate Terra though and GW is kinda stupid so I feel guilty about not hating her anymore sometimes. :(

Esuohlim Apr 15th, 2006 12:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xbxDaniel
I remember my friend telling me about how if you see certain letters at the beginning and end of a word that your brain brings up the word even if it's misspelled, or a different word I guess. He was probably just full of bullshit anyways.

No, it's atuclaly ture, bcuesae I'm donig it rhgit now and yuo're albe to raed it whituot even tinhknig aobut waht yuo're radenig. :rlolyees

xbxDaniel Apr 15th, 2006 12:16 AM

I thought the actually part was acurately.

Terra Apr 15th, 2006 12:16 AM

Oh milhouse. It's Easter. I'm not going to verbally beat you down and risk getting fucked over by a big furry asshole in a ridiculous rabbit costume.

Moobs Apr 15th, 2006 12:16 AM

hloy shti :eek


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