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Sethomas Apr 21st, 2006 06:16 AM

I go on Yahoo and there is nobody else on because the last time I added to my buddy list was when I was 15 and since then everyone's converted to AIM. In the rare event that someone I know is online, they try to get me to load their backgrounds onto my message windows and I'm all like "FUCK YOU and your BACKGROUNDS." People with yahoo pager (or whatever the fuck it's called now) custom backgrounds are NOT your friends, they are your ENEMIES.

Guitar Woman Apr 21st, 2006 06:18 AM

just use the web messenger, it doesn't load a bunch of gay backgrounds and people can't do that fucking annoying doorbell thing.

Sethomas Apr 21st, 2006 06:20 AM

The doorbell was the one redeeming feature!

Guitar Woman Apr 21st, 2006 06:21 AM

not if the person you were talking to had the maturity level of a five-year-old. :x

Sethomas Apr 21st, 2006 06:31 AM

Oh, and I bet you're not very enthusiastic about the poking function on facebook either.

MarioRPG Apr 21st, 2006 11:17 AM

Hay guys guess what.
I'm at school :/

HickMan Apr 21st, 2006 11:30 AM

SWEET

MarioRPG Apr 21st, 2006 11:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HickMan
SWEET

You don't even know how sweet it is.

Seven Force Apr 21st, 2006 09:47 PM

I like how defiant he looks, like he's in his own little fortress of pants shitting solitude, and nothing can touch him.

Guitar Woman Apr 21st, 2006 09:49 PM

Wrong thread?

Terra Apr 22nd, 2006 12:29 AM

Right thread. Wrong discussion.

ziggytrix Apr 22nd, 2006 01:47 AM

i remember the good old days when everyone cool used ICQ.

then i started hanging out with ravers and that whole [AIM = LCD] factor ruined everything.

Sethomas Apr 22nd, 2006 06:58 AM

Maybe it's because I've not been immersed in rave culture, or maybe because I've never formally studied cryptology, but I don't get "AIM=LSD" nor why it's in brackets. Ziggy, do you have an editor?

executioneer Apr 22nd, 2006 01:03 PM

i think lcd stands for lowest common denominator

RaNkeri Apr 22nd, 2006 02:49 PM

MmmmmMMmmMMmmm... my pie is soon cooked, I'll post pics later on my pie thread :)

Seven Force Apr 22nd, 2006 03:01 PM

The way he ducked when the first balloon popped makes me think he is from the hood.

Sethomas Apr 22nd, 2006 03:53 PM

Ah, I now see that mistake in my reading. Mentioning raves gave me distorted reading comprehension, I guess.

Fathom Zero Apr 22nd, 2006 04:09 PM

My hand is bleeding.

Fathom Zero Apr 22nd, 2006 04:41 PM

I'm eating a hotdog.

Rongi Apr 22nd, 2006 07:52 PM

Fathom Zero, do you ever wake up and ask yourself "What reason do I even have to get up in the morning?"

If I were you, I'd ask myself that question every waking day of my life.

Fathom Zero Apr 22nd, 2006 09:07 PM

I feel it's better not to talk to myself.
But I do wonder now that you've asked me.

MarioRPG Apr 22nd, 2006 09:59 PM



Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero
I feel it's better not to talk to myself.

Then what were you doing in your previous 2 posts in this topic?

Fathom Zero Apr 22nd, 2006 10:08 PM

I thought I'd tell people what I was doing at the time.

Terra Apr 23rd, 2006 01:27 AM

Don't worry about it Mr. Fathom. Once you fly into everybody's radar, you become the target. What you do from here out is up to you. My advice is to take it like xbxDaniel has done. He's gotten to over 1000 by now by being a sweet, self depreciating and humorous mocker. He didn't go back and respond to stuff, ergo being annoying.

Your on the right track bubby! Just lay low now! :)

:it might help if you were to go to every single thread that you put the buggy eyes on an MLE enhanced picture of me and edited it back to my normal eyes once that is done your doing great kiddo i'll back you up but don't be a pain now here and don't make eye contact with a vet okay good deal we're on the same page

Moobs Apr 23rd, 2006 02:03 AM

I just stayed up till 5:30 in the morning to do an instance in WoW fuck

Terra Apr 23rd, 2006 02:08 AM

Did you do it in your tick costume? :)

Moobs Apr 23rd, 2006 02:11 AM

No I did it with shit armour because it 0% durabili.....wait what am I doing, you don't play WoW :(

Good night

Terra Apr 23rd, 2006 02:13 AM

Atta boy! You tell 'em and give it to 'em! Right in the ticker!

GADZOOKS Apr 23rd, 2006 02:51 AM

Where's Debbie?

Sam Apr 23rd, 2006 01:35 PM

Last night I saw both Silent Hill and Slither for the low, low, low admission price of $6.25! :eek

It was awsome! :eek

:eek

MarioRPG Apr 23rd, 2006 02:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam
Last night I saw both Silent Hill and Slither for the low, low, low admission price of $6.25! :eek

It was awsome! :eek

:eek

Why was it that low?

Sam Apr 23rd, 2006 02:55 PM

Because it was a double feature! :eek

Girl Drink Drunk Apr 23rd, 2006 03:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Terra
Don't worry about it Mr. Fathom. Once you fly into everybody's radar, you become the target. What you do from here out is up to you. My advice is to take it like xbxDaniel has done. He's gotten to over 1000 by now by being a sweet, self depreciating and humorous mocker. He didn't go back and respond to stuff, ergo being annoying.

Your on the right track bubby! Just lay low now! :)

:it might help if you were to go to every single thread that you put the buggy eyes on an MLE enhanced picture of me and edited it back to my normal eyes once that is done your doing great kiddo i'll back you up but don't be a pain now here and don't make eye contact with a vet okay good deal we're on the same page

I learned this stuff the hard way a while ago, although I still make a few mistakes. Just remember, though, try not to take things too seriously and be constantly defensive if someone is talking smack, and if people do piss on you in the event that you are being annoying (say, bumping threads or posting whole quotes as the first person to respond to the thread, like I did), you are only making it harder by fighting fire with fire. Don't take what they say as personal, and learn from whatever mistake, and you'll be fine.

Chojin Apr 23rd, 2006 04:22 PM

I like that there's an underground support community on this board.

Not that you bag of faggots don't need it or anything.

Seven Force Apr 23rd, 2006 07:33 PM

And just where the fuck have you been lately, Sam?

Sam Apr 23rd, 2006 07:51 PM

Can't you read? At the theatre! :eek

Seven Force Apr 23rd, 2006 08:45 PM

******s can't read you know that sam :(

Guitar Woman Apr 24th, 2006 03:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam
Because it was a double feature! :eek

They still have those? :(

camacazio Apr 24th, 2006 04:51 PM

How do you spell the word that means your are in a process leading to death, like "dying" but less of a shirt-coloring process?

Johnny Couth Apr 24th, 2006 04:52 PM

Dieing.

sadie Apr 24th, 2006 05:26 PM

you are an idiot.

Johnny Couth Apr 24th, 2006 05:31 PM

I am so offended, I just can't take it.

Emu Apr 24th, 2006 06:01 PM

I think the next forum contest should be "Who can write the best American Idol fanfiction?"

Esuohlim Apr 24th, 2006 06:57 PM

Has anyone else been having trouble staying logged in lately? :(

Johnny Couth Apr 24th, 2006 06:58 PM

No, but I have to log in twice in order to be logged in, and it never shows if theres new posts or not.

Esuohlim Apr 24th, 2006 07:00 PM

:eek

Do you have AOL? That seems to only happen to me when I'm on aol.

Johnny Couth Apr 24th, 2006 07:01 PM

No, I'm using firefox on a cable connection.

Seven Force Apr 24th, 2006 07:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Emu
I think the next forum contest should be "Who can write the best American Idol fanfiction?"

You don't wanna see my I-Mockery fanfiction.

sadie Apr 24th, 2006 10:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim
Has anyone else been having trouble staying logged in lately? :(

i've found i have to log in through "check your messages" to stay logged in. i don't know why, but it works.

Terra Apr 24th, 2006 10:49 PM

I had a bit of trouble. I just figured it was another Milhouse Monday and he figured out a way to really get my goat.

Guitar Woman Apr 24th, 2006 10:56 PM

someone grabbed my ass at work today

Fathom Zero Apr 24th, 2006 11:52 PM

I've got no problems with my Firefox/Cable combo.
Although, occasionally, it will list topics with new posts as though they've already been looked at.

Seven Force Apr 25th, 2006 12:58 AM

I don't remember anyone asking YOU anything.

Fathom Zero Apr 25th, 2006 01:01 AM

What's with the animosity, Dude?
Peace and Love.

Seven Force Apr 25th, 2006 01:05 AM

Don't gimme that hippie bullshit you dicklicker.

Esuohlim Apr 25th, 2006 01:06 AM

I remember when this thread was all about being a jerk and posting incessantly :(

And mad libs >:

Fathom Zero Apr 25th, 2006 01:07 AM

I miss mad libs.

Seven Force Apr 25th, 2006 01:10 AM

YEAH WHATEVER ILL SEE YOU AT BURNING MAN YOU FUCKING FREAK

-------------------------

sup milhouse

Esuohlim Apr 25th, 2006 01:12 AM

I also remember when this thread was in Mock Wars and it was called Post Count Fights and it was like a club where all the regulars chased the noobs out of their treehouse >:

treehouse = Esuoheert :(

Seven Force Apr 25th, 2006 01:13 AM

:tear

Esuohlim Apr 25th, 2006 01:20 AM

But now it's a chat room thread. come on.

Esuohlim Apr 25th, 2006 01:20 AM

The good ol' days are long gone, guys. :(

Guitar Woman Apr 25th, 2006 01:22 AM

I remember when Pub Lover and I ran this thread. :(

Guitar Woman Apr 25th, 2006 01:25 AM

Hey how bout we ask the mods really nice to move this thread back to Mock Wars where it belongs, at least for like a week :(

GADZOOKS Apr 25th, 2006 01:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman
I remember when Pub Lover and I ran this thread. :(

Yeah that's when this place sucked.

Seven Force Apr 25th, 2006 01:27 AM

You can't run shit. You're just a puppet bitch to be used and discarded by those more important than you(I.E. vets).

Terra Apr 25th, 2006 01:28 AM

Mr. GADZOOKS, are you really Jixby? I heard rumor. :(

Esuohlim Apr 25th, 2006 01:30 AM

There was a time when GADZOOKS used to pretend he was me, and it actually got me riled up a couple times because other people believed it.

He had a Colin Mochrie avatar.

Esuohlim Apr 25th, 2006 01:30 AM

Yep, the good ol' days are long gone, guys. :(

Esuohlim Apr 25th, 2006 01:41 AM

OMG PILLOWFIGHT IS LURKING :eek

nothing4buddha Apr 25th, 2006 02:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GADZOOKS
Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman
I remember when Pub Lover and I ran this thread. :(

Yeah that's when this place sucked.

agreed :(

Seven Force Apr 25th, 2006 03:36 AM


Seven Force Apr 25th, 2006 04:31 AM

There once was a girl named Jill;
tried a dynamite stick for a thrill.
They found her vagina
in North Carolina,
and bits of her tits in Brazil.

Chojin Apr 25th, 2006 04:55 AM


on_a_role Apr 25th, 2006 06:19 AM

WTF?

Seven Force Apr 25th, 2006 09:40 AM

Thank you for your less-than-stellar contribution.

Who let you in here?

MarioRPG Apr 25th, 2006 10:18 AM

It seems the proverbial doors to I-Mockery are wide open to all sorts of ravenous plague-carrying n00bs.

Seven Force Apr 25th, 2006 11:01 AM

What proverb did you get these "proverbial doors" from?

MarioRPG Apr 25th, 2006 11:17 AM

Uhh... The one that applies here the most?
:(

Seven Force Apr 25th, 2006 11:40 AM

There isn't any, is there?

Seven Force Apr 25th, 2006 11:45 AM

I'm not a grammatical nazi, but you shouldn't use the word "proverbial" unless you're refering to an actual proverb. I know I know, that's pretty pretentious, and it is. I didn't make the rules though. Although if you wanna walk on the wild side and break the rules like me, use something edgy and offensive, like "the turd in the proverbial punch bowl".

You see? I betcha i'll get banned for that one. :lol

Seven Force Apr 25th, 2006 11:46 AM

I just took a peek at on_a_role's sig again. He's secretly giving us the finger you guys. :(

Seven Force Apr 25th, 2006 11:47 AM

I don't know about you but I get enough of that shit at home so I don't need it here. >:

Seven Force Apr 25th, 2006 11:48 AM

I MEAN I CAME TO IMOCKERY TO UNWIND, YOU KNOW?! AND I DON'T NEED SOME SMARMY, MALADJUSTED, PIMPLY-FACED PRETEEN GIVING ME SASS!

Seven Force Apr 25th, 2006 11:51 AM

That shit makes me sick. You know it's like we never do enough for the children these days and then they go and listen to their suicide music or whatever, having orgies with each other when we're at work, cutting their wrists and hiding them again with their stupid rubber wrist thingamajiggies.

Seven Force Apr 25th, 2006 11:53 AM

I tells them, "you wouldn't need to hold your wrists together with those things if you wouldn't cut them so darn much". Then they just roll their macara-caked eyes and get a police officer for "being creepy" or whatever.

Seven Force Apr 25th, 2006 11:55 AM

Yeah so anyways...

Seven Force Apr 25th, 2006 12:01 PM



There's a story behind this pic. Apparently some cunt took it upon herself to announce that she was hot.

Seven Force Apr 25th, 2006 12:02 PM

I mean, I don't know guys...I don't see it.

I can do better. A lot better.

Seven Force Apr 25th, 2006 12:03 PM



Now, check her out. That's what i'm talking about right there.

Seven Force Apr 25th, 2006 12:07 PM



.....annnnnnd we're moving along.......

Seven Force Apr 25th, 2006 12:11 PM


Seven Force Apr 25th, 2006 12:11 PM

OH NO! What are we going to do now? :(

Seven Force Apr 25th, 2006 12:12 PM



Looks like he's got the right idea. :)

Seven Force Apr 25th, 2006 12:13 PM

This page deserves an award.

Seven Force Apr 25th, 2006 12:14 PM

THE OFFICAL SEVEN FORCE AWARD


Seven Force Apr 25th, 2006 12:16 PM



Yeah, we're done here.

Guitar Woman Apr 25th, 2006 12:28 PM

I hate you so fucking much.

Seven Force Apr 25th, 2006 12:34 PM

I don't give a shit you lanky cunt.

Chojin Apr 25th, 2006 12:34 PM



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