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Guitar Woman Apr 25th, 2006 12:42 PM

Whenever I make that ninja comic I'm going to draw you in as a ninja with a lazy eye then have the main character tear your lazy eye out of your head and step on it at the end of the fight scene

camacazio Apr 25th, 2006 12:43 PM

I recently bought Gunstar Heroes. Good buy.

Seven Force Apr 25th, 2006 12:48 PM

Good for you. :) Awesome game.

Seven Force Apr 25th, 2006 12:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman
Whenever I make that ninja comic I'm going to draw you in as a ninja with a lazy eye then have the main character tear your lazy eye out of your head and step on it at the end of the fight scene

That's pretty amazing. You actually think I give a shit about your crappy, probably amine comic about a dumb ninja of which you will work on for a week or so then forget about and move on to better things like masturbating with hard salami.

Seven Force Apr 25th, 2006 01:03 PM



I mean, what is it with you and anime? I don't know what manga that's from but I guarantee that it has something to do with pink hair, a talking cat (^_^) or metrosexual heros.

Guitar Woman Apr 25th, 2006 01:54 PM

F*ck you it's Ranma 1/2 and contains none of those things!

Seven Force Apr 25th, 2006 02:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by In a hastily assembled private message, Guitar Woman
Shake the crime stick? Way to copy Rongi three years ago :rolleyes

Just what the fuck are you on about? Shut up and move on.

Seven Force Apr 25th, 2006 02:07 PM

And for your information, I was never here three years ago. The fact that you would look up something like what Rongi would post shows you don't have much to do with your free time, besides messing with your fuckmeat.

Seven Force Apr 25th, 2006 02:12 PM

And never EVER message me in private unless you have something nice or smart to say. Note that the opposite doesn't apply.

Terra Apr 25th, 2006 02:30 PM

I think Willie needs to sticky up a chat thread just for Mock Wars. :(

camacazio Apr 25th, 2006 03:14 PM

This WAS in mock wars.

Terra Apr 25th, 2006 03:34 PM

Needs to go back.

Guitar Woman Apr 25th, 2006 04:12 PM

isn't that cute, little sevenforce is having her first period

camacazio Apr 25th, 2006 11:51 PM

That's cute?

Johnny Couth Apr 26th, 2006 12:03 AM

Cute like Carrie :o

ArrowX Apr 26th, 2006 12:03 AM

Ranma has fucking a fucking man/woman/pig character in it. >: and a giant pandabear! ( I played the SNES game a few times)

Seven Force Apr 26th, 2006 12:47 AM

I would like to see this "stamp collection".

on_a_role Apr 26th, 2006 02:47 AM

sorry... :(

camacazio Apr 26th, 2006 12:13 PM

Shit train of posts, comin right on time.

Guitar Woman Apr 26th, 2006 12:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by StupidKraut
Ranma has a fucking man/woman character in it. >:

The gender swapping is what makes it awesome!

Guitar Woman Apr 26th, 2006 12:46 PM

It's also awesome because of the action-tastic fight scenes and hilariously retarded characters!

Guitar Woman Apr 26th, 2006 12:53 PM


sadie Apr 26th, 2006 01:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman
anime made me gay.


Guitar Woman Apr 26th, 2006 01:31 PM

it's true

Seven Force Apr 26th, 2006 02:14 PM

__

BlueOatmeal Apr 26th, 2006 02:29 PM

Grand Theft Auto San Andreas for PC takes up alot of harddrive space.

Esuohlim Apr 26th, 2006 02:49 PM

How much

Rongi Apr 26th, 2006 03:11 PM

THIS MUCH

Rongi Apr 26th, 2006 03:12 PM

I reccomend every single one of yall to download a Bill Hicks cd. As of now, he is my new favorite comedian.

Esuohlim Apr 26th, 2006 03:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rongi
THIS MUCH

BAM

Rongi Apr 26th, 2006 03:16 PM

milhouse, do you liek bill hicks ^_^

Esuohlim Apr 26th, 2006 03:16 PM

I bought Love Laughter and Truth back in '04 and I've been meaning to buy another one. Him, Kinison, and Carlin have always been my favorites (I heard that Kinison and Hicks were buds!)

sadie Apr 26th, 2006 04:11 PM

jesus: man, they're still wearing crosses. fuck it. i'm not goin, dad.

:love hicks

Sam Apr 26th, 2006 10:54 PM

TODAY I ATE CACTUS :EEK

IT WAS NOT VERY GOOD :(

Seven Force Apr 26th, 2006 11:08 PM

SAM!

Sam Apr 26th, 2006 11:11 PM

I'M BACK!

AGAIN!

HURRAY!

Sam Apr 27th, 2006 12:10 AM

THIS IS WHAT I WANT TO DO TO GUITAR WOMAN EVERYDAY. >:


Seven Force Apr 27th, 2006 12:12 AM

THIS IS WHAT I'D LIKE TO DO TO GUITAR WOMAN EVERY NIGHT. >:


Sam Apr 27th, 2006 12:29 AM

THIS IS WHAT I WANT TO DO TO GUITAR WOMAN EXCEPT I AM THE GIRL AND SHE IS THE GUY WHO TRIES TO STEAL MY PURSE (WHICH IS MY TIME WHICH SHE DOES STEAL EVERYTIME I WASTE MY TIME READING HER ASSININE POSTS)


MarioRPG Apr 27th, 2006 11:15 AM

I ALSO TEMPORARILY DISLIKE GUITAR WOMAN.

Esuohlim Apr 27th, 2006 03:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam
TODAY I ATE CACTUS :EEK

IT WAS NOT VERY GOOD :(

ouch :(

Emu Apr 27th, 2006 06:50 PM

i mistook this for the animated gif thread sry

Girl Drink Drunk Apr 27th, 2006 09:49 PM

Come with me if you want to live

Fathom Zero Apr 28th, 2006 12:01 AM

Check this out and search for I-Mockery:
http://www.copyscape.com/

I smell a lawsuit.

executioneer Apr 28th, 2006 12:17 AM

any site that gets visitors that use anonymous proxy is going to show up on that :rolleyes

Esuohlim Apr 29th, 2006 04:01 PM

Hey guys I'm back in business website style :(

Tell your friends :(

Sam Apr 29th, 2006 04:10 PM

I hope it's as sucessful as your last website. :rolleyes

Seven Force Apr 29th, 2006 04:21 PM

Milhouse's story of new-found success and survival against all odds has inspired me to finally work on my site too.

So, who likes Ranma ½ porn?

Esuohlim Apr 29th, 2006 04:21 PM

OK SAM THANKS :(

I plan on getting one new piece on there everyday, and I have a shit ton of ideas. :( Guest articles are welcome if you want to make yourself useful, Sam :rolleyes

Also, I'm not ripping anyone off this time >:

Sam Apr 29th, 2006 04:22 PM

NO PROBLEM MILHOUSE BUDDY YOU CAN ALWAYS COUNT ON ME FOR KIND WORDS AND MORAL SUPPORT!

Sam Apr 29th, 2006 04:25 PM

ALSO CAEKS WAS A MUCH BETTER WEBSITE THEN YOUR WEBSITE MILHOUSE JUST FYI

Esuohlim Apr 29th, 2006 04:27 PM

CAEKS WAS, ESSENTIALLY, NOTHING BUT A MESSAGE BOARD :( :( :(

Sam Apr 29th, 2006 04:29 PM

THERE WERE TWO HILARIOUS ARTICLES. >:

AND A MESSAGE BOARD.

BUT IT WAS STILL BETTER.

Your website is funny in the way Adam Carolla's talk show was funny, which wasn't very funny at all just uncomfortable to watch.

Sam Apr 29th, 2006 04:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam
Your website is funny in the way Adam Carolla's talk show was funny, which wasn't very funny at all just uncomfortable to watch.

I'm sorry I didn't really mean that I'm just jealous is all. :tear

Seven Force Apr 29th, 2006 04:31 PM

I just found out that he/she is a guy/girl.

So...yeah. That's fucked up.

Esuohlim Apr 29th, 2006 04:32 PM

I actually agree with you a little, Sam. A lot of the stuff, especially the early stuff, was kind of painful for me to read over again :(

BUT NOW, OHOHOHO, YOU JUST WAIT AND SEE WITH THIS NEW SITE IT'LL BE BIG >:

Sam Apr 29th, 2006 04:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seven Force
I just found out that he/she is a guy/girl.

So...yeah. That's fucked up.

WOW THAT IS REALLY INTERESTING GUITAR WOMAN HOW INTERESTING PLEASE TELL US MORE ABOUT THIS INTERESTING SUBJECT OF INTEREST. :rolleyes

Seven Force Apr 29th, 2006 04:35 PM

Well since you asked...

Ranma Saotome is the son of Genma and Nodoka Saotome and, obviously, the main character in the series (hence the name, Ranma ½).

Ranma was taken from his home at an early age by his father, and journeyed with him on a decade-long training trip to perfect his martial arts. Along the way, he encountered many things, and many people, much of which is later revealed as the series moves on.

When Ranma was young, he befriended a girl named Ukyo Kuonji, though he didn't know she was a girl, the daughter of a travelling okonomiyaki chef and martial artist. Genma engaged Ranma to Ukyo in exchange for the vendor's cart of her father, but he abandoned Ukyo by the side of the road and ran off with the cart, never telling Ranma about the engagement or correcting him Ukyo's real gender.

Later on, when Ranma neared the end of his training trip, Genma took him to a training ground in China named Jusenkyo. This place, however, was a training ground that no one used anymore because each of the springs that were there were cursed, and falling into them would turn you into whatever drowned there and cursed the spring before. Not knowing this, Genma led Ranma to the ground and attempted to train with him atop the bamboo poles which jutted up out of the pools. When Ranma knocked Genma into Shonmaoniichuan, or the Spring of Drowned Panda, Ranma was surprised to find that instead of his father, a panda climbed out of the pool and prepared to fight Ranma. As a result Genma, now cursed, was able to hit Ranma into another of the cursed pools. Ranma was knocked into Nyannichuan (Niángn*quán 娘溺泉), or the Spring of Drowned Girl. Thus he turns into a girl with cold water, which is only reversible through hot water.

Before this incident, Genma had made a certain arrangement with his friend Soun Tendo. The arrangement was that Ranma would marry one of Soun's daughters, and carry on the Anything-Goes School of Martial Arts.

Although Ranma was half-man, Soun engaged him to his youngest daughter Akane Tendo. Although unwilling to be engaged to Akane at first, Ranma later develops feelings for her.

Ranma and Genma had then moved into the Tendo dojo. Many events happen to Ranma, and has endured, among other things, Amazons, old rivals, Dojo destroyers, and even evil demons. Ranma has also received male suitors because of his female counterpart, such as Tatewaki Kuno.

Later on, Genma tells Ranma that if his mother finds out that he's half-man, she will kill them both. Therefore, Ranma always changes into a girl and is known as Ranko whenever she is around.

However, he later talks to his mother as a man (not revealing that he can change into a girl) and in order to show that he's manly (not a cross-dresser), he has to do several perverted things (mostly to do with Akane). However, these fail, so his mother tells him that she will return later on to see his 'manliness'.

Ranma has not yet found a cure for this ability to change into a girl.

Esuohlim Apr 29th, 2006 04:37 PM

I paid $9.24 for hosting this year so if someone could be a big help and donate it back it'll be for a good cause thx

MarioRPG Apr 29th, 2006 04:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim
I paid $9.24 for hosting this year so if someone could be a big help and donate it back it'll be for a good cause thx

Psh, like any one here has money.

Sethomas Apr 29th, 2006 08:52 PM

Esuohlim I think you should look into financial aid for struggling humor websites, I don't know where to look for those but I'm sure they exist! You could try a search engine those can be pretty helpful, the best one around is Google (www.google.com).

Terra Apr 29th, 2006 11:15 PM

Well I'll donate it back Milhouse, and then some because that's the type of NICE FUCKING PERSON I AM!

Really, I'll donate. Obviously your g/f is sick and tired of financing your sorry ass.

ArrowX Apr 30th, 2006 01:51 AM

I'll walk all the way to milhouses place and give him 5 dollars!

Esuohlim Apr 30th, 2006 01:57 AM

OK thanks actually just use this link it'll be easier:

http://www.paypal.com/account?=esuohlim

Esuohlim Apr 30th, 2006 01:57 AM

Oh shit I almost have 9k posts :(

Jeff The Ninja Apr 30th, 2006 04:56 AM

Man, I wish I had a site of my own.

Jixby Phillips Apr 30th, 2006 05:12 AM

we don't!

ArrowX Apr 30th, 2006 10:18 AM

I'd have like 4000 by now if SOMEONE hadn't banned my original account >:

EDIT: to milhouse
but 5 dollars canadian passed to an american via paypal would end up like 2.50 I was more just going to give you a pice of blue paper with Sir Wilfred Laurier on one side and a group of children engaging in various wintersport on the other.

Sethomas Apr 30th, 2006 08:25 PM

Canadians have the most fucked up porn.

ArrowX Apr 30th, 2006 08:35 PM

Do we look Yellow, have squinty eyes, 2 inch penises, and are an average of 5'1?

Seven Force Apr 30th, 2006 08:51 PM

Shut up you fucking squinter!

Seven Force Apr 30th, 2006 08:53 PM


Seven Force Apr 30th, 2006 08:53 PM

Running in a crowd
In a faceless town
I need to feel the touch of a friend
In the countryside
I wonder far and wide
The isolation gets me again

I don't know where to go
When I feel like crying
Oh my

Its time to open myself
Do something new
And stop- and grow up a bit

Then suddenly my power and confidence
Swelling up
Magicly erupt
And its all because kindness
That I feel from people I don't even know
Then suddenly my intuition and my wisdom grow
And then I know
That most of all I sense compassions
Weild into strangers
Wherever I go
Thank you for waking me up

Girl Drink Drunk Apr 30th, 2006 09:18 PM

I like icecream.

Seven Force Apr 30th, 2006 09:33 PM

Do you want a spirit gun up your ass?

sadie Apr 30th, 2006 09:38 PM

if anyone needs to shut up, it's definitely sevenforce.

Seven Force Apr 30th, 2006 09:39 PM

Why?

sadie Apr 30th, 2006 09:43 PM

check the last few pages of this thread.

Seven Force Apr 30th, 2006 09:44 PM

Oh yeah. :(

xbxDaniel Apr 30th, 2006 11:31 PM

I live 304 miles away from Hickman.

Esuohlim Apr 30th, 2006 11:40 PM

I probably live mere blocks away from kellychaos :(

xbxDaniel Apr 30th, 2006 11:41 PM

:(

Esuohlim May 1st, 2006 01:18 AM

Holy crap I didn't know the "Who's Online" down there was clickable.

http://www.i-mockery.net/viewonline.php

Hardly a stunning or interesting discovery, but I never noticed before. :/

Red Machine D May 1st, 2006 07:43 AM

Hay guys whats going on in this chat room

Emu May 1st, 2006 10:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim
Holy crap I didn't know the "Who's Online" down there was clickable.

http://www.i-mockery.net/viewonline.php

Hardly a stunning or interesting discovery, but I never noticed before. :/

Now I can keep tabs on you all >:

MarioRPG May 1st, 2006 10:56 AM

It doesn't really need to be clickable. But hey, another thing to click. Score!

Esuohlim May 1st, 2006 02:39 PM



I bet it says that a lot :(

ItalianStereotype May 1st, 2006 03:20 PM

on another note, I like seven force's new sig.

Jeff The Ninja May 1st, 2006 09:16 PM

Me too, it makes me smile.

Esuohlim May 1st, 2006 11:29 PM

lol the Red Wings are out of the playoffs and every fag I know is mad

they're all like "BUAHUHARHAUHRARARHAUHRA" it's sweet

Red Machine D May 1st, 2006 11:38 PM

Red Wings lost? Sweet.

MarioRPG May 2nd, 2006 10:16 AM

It's fun because the flames lost also. So everyone here is all mad and I'm all "hah, pay up."

liquidstatik May 2nd, 2006 10:59 AM



It's where im moving in a month or so. :o

Esuohlim May 2nd, 2006 12:17 PM

What the hell is the english language coming to

Terra May 2nd, 2006 12:33 PM

Houstone?

liquidstatik May 2nd, 2006 01:03 PM

i didnt make the picturde. :o

Terra May 2nd, 2006 02:25 PM

"Picturde?"

liquidstatik May 2nd, 2006 03:36 PM

>:

Esuohlim May 2nd, 2006 03:40 PM

Yeah really shut up Terra.

Esuohlim May 2nd, 2006 08:18 PM

The newest registered user is: Milhouse

Oh come on >:


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