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xbxDaniel May 2nd, 2006 10:16 PM

I may actually donate to your site Esuohlim.

Esuohlim May 2nd, 2006 10:35 PM

:eek :eek :eek

MetalMilitia May 2nd, 2006 10:45 PM

The problem with you site is that the URL is a word with doesn't exist and is hard to spell, making it much more difficult for people to remember.

Emu May 2nd, 2006 10:51 PM

It's just Milhouse backwards, you fuckwad.

Esuohlim May 2nd, 2006 10:51 PM

Metalmilitia sort of has a point though :( But everything I really wanted was taken (milhouse, ihateinternet, hateyouinternet, hateuinternet) and between "esuohlim" and "milhousebackwards" i settled with esuohlim. :(

In hindsight I probably should have picked milhousebackwards but I'm relatively happy with it anyway >:

MetalMilitia May 2nd, 2006 11:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Emu
It's just Milhouse backwards, you fuckwad.

Yes, I am aware of that, but so what? Just because something is a word spelt backwards it doesn't make it a word. draobyek for example, would be hard to remember and spell for most people dispite it simply being keyboard in reverse.

Esuohlim May 2nd, 2006 11:08 PM

I'll deal with this matter when my site becomes a huge internet phenomenon but until then it's the least of my concerns.

The joke here is that I'll never have to worry about it. >:

GADZOOKS May 3rd, 2006 03:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetalMilitia
Yes, I am aware of that, but so what? Just because something is a word spelt backwards it doesn't make it a word

Did you write your dissertation on this phenomenon, champ?

MarioRPG May 3rd, 2006 10:15 AM

Milhousebackwards would've been great.

But hey, what ever floats your boat.

sadie May 3rd, 2006 12:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim
I'll deal with this matter when my site becomes a huge internet phenomenon

once it becomes a "huge internet phenomenon," everyone will know how to spell "esuohlim" already. :eek

BlueOatmeal May 3rd, 2006 03:09 PM

Illusion has relased another 3D H-Game. Its called RapeLay. I can't read any foreign scribble so I have no idea what its about. I'm sure it has something to do with rape though.

Esuohlim May 3rd, 2006 03:37 PM

Hey, what the hell is this?

http://vampirefreaks.com/u/Esuohlim

I thought at first it was a coincidence but then I saw I-Mockery links near the bottom of the page >:

Emu May 3rd, 2006 03:44 PM

i think it was Lunlun guys

liquidstatik May 3rd, 2006 03:55 PM

haha. vampire freaks. :(

Moobs May 3rd, 2006 06:17 PM

Quote:

womti :haha May 02, 2006, 07:20:pm
that was my name on the i-mockery forums. a horrible place.

Mood:bored
Music:none
:rolleyes

Emu May 3rd, 2006 07:10 PM

Wait, a horrible place, but he was gay enough to steal Milhouse's name?

Emu May 3rd, 2006 07:23 PM

Haha, there are some gems on his friends list.

Quote:

Originally Posted by ramma77
woooow i just made an entry. go meeee. and i liked it. i want to do it again.

does anybody else find Bugs Bunny attractive when he dressses up like a girl bunny?

Mood:orbiting the moon with a greggs sausgae roll
Music:my teeth chattering with the cold.


Chojin May 3rd, 2006 09:25 PM

I think he did me too on there - He linked me to vampirefreaks.com once but I just ignored it.

executioneer May 3rd, 2006 09:29 PM

yeah going from i-mockery to vampirefreaks, way to trade up womti :rolleyes

Sam May 4th, 2006 12:15 AM

[19:53] Switch Dingo: YOU LOVE FAT WOMEN
[19:53] F99Cloud: NO
[19:53] F99Cloud: MAYBE
[19:53] F99Cloud: NO
[19:55] Switch Dingo: YES
[19:55] Switch Dingo: PUB TOLD ME
[19:55] F99Cloud: NOoooooo :(
[19:55] Switch Dingo: YEssssss :(
[19:55] F99Cloud: no
[19:56] F99Cloud: GW isn't fat, and I sorta like her.
[19:56] F99Cloud: YOURE not fat.
[19:56] F99Cloud: my dick isnt fat
[19:56] Switch Dingo: WTF YOU LIKE GW
[19:56] F99Cloud: but its long
[19:56] Switch Dingo: YOU
[19:56] Switch Dingo: LIKE GW
[19:56] F99Cloud: yeah
[19:56] Switch Dingo: HAVE YOU SEEN A PICTURE OF HER
[19:56] F99Cloud: YES
[19:56] Switch Dingo: BESIDES THE ONE I SHOWED YOU
[19:56] F99Cloud: no
[19:56] F99Cloud: Wait, the ghost
[19:57] F99Cloud: I know what she looks like
[19:57] Switch Dingo: NOT THE GHOST
[19:57] Switch Dingo: EVEN THOUGH IT IS SURPRISINGLY ACCURATE
[19:57] F99Cloud: I KNOW NOT THE GHOST
[19:57] F99Cloud: THE ONE WHERE SHE IS GRINING AT THE CAMERA
[19:57] Switch Dingo: UGH
[19:57] Switch Dingo: YOU SHOULD ASK HER FOR ANOTHER PICTURE
[19:58] Switch Dingo: AND TELL HER THAT YOU WILL TOUCH YOURSELF
[19:58] Switch Dingo: WHILE YOU LOOK AT IT
[19:58] Switch Dingo: she'll like that
[19:58] F99Cloud: She probably blocked me.
[19:58] F99Cloud: :(
[19:59] Switch Dingo: ME TOO
[20:01] F99Cloud: It's kinda too bad, because I kinda think she's ok. She just needs to stop showing off and being a ditz on the forums. :/
[20:02] F99Cloud: And fix her face a little bit.
[20:03] Switch Dingo: WITH A SLEDGE HAMMER
[20:03] Switch Dingo: AM I RIGHT
[20:03] F99Cloud: That could work.
[20:03] Switch Dingo: I AM GOING TO POST THIS
[20:03] Switch Dingo: *POSTED*

AAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW HOW CUTE


Esuohlim May 4th, 2006 12:32 AM

lol

Sethomas May 4th, 2006 01:49 AM

I posted in a former Mocker's livejournal (that of Feueraffe) and livejournal told me "Comment Posted Successfully".

That just caused me all kinds of joy, because I feel like that's the first thing I've done successfully in my life.

camacazio May 4th, 2006 03:53 AM

You got that avatar thingy to spin.

Sethomas May 4th, 2006 04:22 AM

I think that when I was making that avatar, I was procrastinating on studying for a calculus exam that I ultimately bombed. Big surprise.

I'm going to go make some coffee. I don't care if it's a quarter 'til four. I fucking like my coffee.

Sethomas May 4th, 2006 04:41 AM

COFFEE UPDATE: I selected Kenyan AA beans, medium roast, and finely ground them for use in a French press. Upon cooling, I will drink.

Sethomas May 4th, 2006 08:17 AM

Oh man that was good coffee.

I think maybe I'll make some more. I'd make Irish coffee, but I'm totally out of sugar and it's awkard with just the Irish Cream and no sugar.

I just decided moments ago that I am going to expand my horizons and get breakfast from Burger King. I've been eating a great deal at Arby's, but I think this will be a step in a positive direction. Maybe Burger King won't have as great of a breakfast as Arby's, maybe it's prices will be less reasonable, but at this point in my life I think I need to make the most of the possibilities at hand.

If you think that this belongs in the Ska forum then you do not respect me.

Sethomas May 4th, 2006 08:52 AM

After having driven to Burger King and had a good enough breakfast, I just thought I'd follow through that if you do not recognize that place wherein we discuss food as the Ska forum, I do not respect you.

MarioRPG May 4th, 2006 11:13 AM

They sell breakfast there? Nice.

ziggytrix May 4th, 2006 12:24 PM

you mean they aren't running those wonderfully creepy WAKE UP WITH THE KING commercials where you are?

how sad. :(

Sethomas May 4th, 2006 12:44 PM

Sharing a bed with a masked fast food regent is, at best, awkward. But I'd certainly argue that McDonalds referencing a coital act with one of their sandwiches falls far lower.

Historians are going to look at these posts and determine that my consistently improper use of conjunctions is a sign of mental disjuncture.

sadie May 4th, 2006 01:20 PM

you are such a rebel.

Sethomas May 4th, 2006 01:21 PM

Salty Sadie I was hoping of all people you would understand me.

sadie May 4th, 2006 01:25 PM

i was commiserating, dearie. 'cause i do. see?

sadie May 4th, 2006 06:42 PM

okay. so the real deal is once you know the rules you can feel free to break them. grow up. and lose the guilt.

Chojin May 4th, 2006 06:49 PM



HELLO INTERNET!

Guitar Woman May 4th, 2006 06:52 PM

haha, VGcats :(

Chojin May 4th, 2006 06:54 PM


Fathom Zero May 4th, 2006 06:58 PM

Damn! Quick, he's gonna ban THE INTERNET!

Moobs May 4th, 2006 07:08 PM

Chojin fought the internet and, he won :(

200th post :D....

Emu May 4th, 2006 07:17 PM

Chojin, is that really a VGcats poster :(

MLE May 4th, 2006 09:08 PM

they sent him two

glowbelly May 4th, 2006 09:27 PM

i request that you unban mister fart immediately

MLE May 4th, 2006 09:29 PM

uh didn't he stalk you? ;<

executioneer May 4th, 2006 09:34 PM

how can he stalk anyone from australia :(

GADZOOKS May 4th, 2006 10:48 PM

That was Fartin Mowler who stalked people.

UN BAN MISTER FART FOR '06

sadie May 5th, 2006 12:44 AM

i'm in agreement with the unbanning of mrfart proposal.

Esuohlim May 5th, 2006 01:06 AM

Thirded >:

Chojin May 5th, 2006 07:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Emu
Chojin, is that really a VGcats poster :(

si
Quote:

Originally Posted by Glowbelly
i request that you unban mister fart immediately

Quote:

Originally Posted by GADZOOKS
UN BAN MISTER FART FOR '06

Quote:

Originally Posted by sadie
i'm in agreement with the unbanning of mrfart proposal.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim
Thirded >:

ok.

camacazio May 5th, 2006 11:51 AM

Why was Capn Crunch banned?

Esuohlim May 5th, 2006 12:29 PM

The infamous Dilbert porn incident :eek

camacazio May 5th, 2006 12:34 PM

oh right

Emu May 5th, 2006 12:35 PM

he kinda sucked, too

Sethomas May 5th, 2006 12:49 PM

He balanced a pumpkin on his penis!

Sethomas May 5th, 2006 02:19 PM

Pub sent me an email last week to an account I rarely check, and he wanted to know how to say in Latin "The pants I'm wearing are blue". So, I told him in typical long-winded fashion yesterday. I hope I wasn't too late! I haven't seen him online since then, I hope he's okay.

I explained to him different classical versus medieval/ecclesiastical ways to express "the pants I'm wearing are blue", or something along those lines. But I forgot to tell him all about the variances in pronunciation. Oh well, I guess.

Emu May 5th, 2006 11:47 PM

I bought Shaun of the Dead and Monty Python's The Meaning of Life on DVD for 10 bucks each from Best Buy

Moobs May 6th, 2006 01:07 PM

xbxDaniel it was my birthday and you didn't make me a birthday card :(

MarioRPG May 6th, 2006 02:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Emu
I bought Shaun of the Dead and Monty Python's The Meaning of Life on DVD for 10 bucks each from Best Buy

Not too shabby.

xbxDaniel May 6th, 2006 09:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Moobs
xbxDaniel it was my birthday and you didn't make me a birthday card :(


Dear Moobs:







Girl Drink Drunk May 6th, 2006 09:09 PM

Hey Xbx, just thought I'd say that I got AIM, and I added you there if you want to chat.

liquidstatik May 7th, 2006 04:26 PM

Man, I got so fuucked last night. HOW WASA YOU GUYS?

Sam May 7th, 2006 04:30 PM

Now you are going to be all paranoid about getting the Aids. :rolleyes

liquidstatik May 7th, 2006 04:33 PM

fucked as in intoxicated. :x

Sam May 7th, 2006 04:37 PM

OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH!

Remember our awsome website. :(

I miss it.

liquidstatik May 7th, 2006 04:42 PM

As do I. It didn't last long, did it? :(

I forgot why it even went down. :x

Sam May 7th, 2006 05:02 PM

ALL I CAN REMEMBER IS ONE DAY IT WAS THERE.

THE NEXT DAY IT WAS GONE.

liquidstatik May 7th, 2006 05:05 PM

My new site is up. It's not a funny site, it's my blog. But still. :(

http://digitaldiction.net/rescribe :O

Sam May 7th, 2006 05:08 PM

Is that the one that kept getting hacked?

liquidstatik May 7th, 2006 05:10 PM

lol yeah, i had to move to a new server. my old host blamed me for hacking my own site. :/

Esuohlim May 7th, 2006 07:13 PM

I know how to get a .com site for less than $10 for the first year pm for details :shiftyeyes

maggiekarp May 7th, 2006 10:47 PM

Family Guy was pretty good tonight but I didn't like how they dissed I <3 Huckabees :(

Jixby Phillips May 8th, 2006 12:29 AM

mister fart doesnt post anywhere anymore :(

Terra May 8th, 2006 12:36 AM

Farty just might if I e-mail him and beg him to!

GADZOOKS May 8th, 2006 02:30 AM

not that fart you twerp

Esuohlim May 8th, 2006 02:36 AM

Seriously, Terra.

Seriously.

Fathom Zero May 8th, 2006 08:15 AM

The last survivor of the Titanic disaster died.

liquidstatik May 8th, 2006 01:08 PM

lol

liquidstatik May 8th, 2006 03:33 PM

i just ate a hot dog. :D

Esuohlim May 8th, 2006 03:45 PM

Me too!

liquidstatik May 8th, 2006 03:46 PM

nu uh, really??

MetalMilitia May 8th, 2006 03:50 PM

wosh me too

Esuohlim May 8th, 2006 03:51 PM

Yeah! A Ball Park brand Bun-Sized Beef frankfurter with mustard :yum

liquidstatik May 8th, 2006 03:53 PM

Well, I can't afford those. I ate Brooksheir's brand with white bread and hunts ketchup.

I ran out of mustard, so it wasn't the same. :(

Fathom Zero May 8th, 2006 04:50 PM

One of my friends on another message board died last Friday from a stray bullet during a driveby. Stretcherr will be missed.

MetalMilitia May 8th, 2006 04:53 PM

I understand how you must feel, there is still a FartinMolar shaped hole in my heart :tear RIP never forget

Moobs May 8th, 2006 06:24 PM

I miss the presence of Publover :(

Girl Drink Drunk May 8th, 2006 06:51 PM

I miss Helm :(

MetalMilitia May 8th, 2006 07:31 PM

yeah but the difference is those guys didn't die with the possible exception of PubLover.

Sethomas May 8th, 2006 08:01 PM

Nah, Pub's alright as of a blog entry this past weekend.

Emu May 8th, 2006 08:44 PM

Speaking of thread backups, I can't believe the Boston and Shaun threads haven't been backed up yet.

Seven Force May 9th, 2006 12:52 AM

I'm talking to Pub NOW, actually.

He keeps on asking me for nude pics. :(

Terra May 9th, 2006 12:54 AM

Your back! Where have you been???

Seven Force May 9th, 2006 01:04 AM

Shut up, idiot.

Sam May 9th, 2006 01:05 AM

:lol

GADZOOKS May 9th, 2006 01:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Moobs
I miss the presence of Publover :(

I DON'T. Nothing against him personally but he brings alot of trash into this thread. He's an allright guy BY HIMSELF.

That last survivor of the titanic made me miss Mr. Misinformation.

Seven Force May 9th, 2006 01:16 AM

You don't really bring a lot to the table yourself.

Jixby Phillips May 9th, 2006 01:34 AM

I am shocked and appalled that YOU of all people would say that

GADZOOKS IS BETTER THAN ALL YALL YOUY FUCKING CREEP

Seven Force May 9th, 2006 01:36 AM

Yeah it's a good thing I don't really give a shit, huh?

liquidstatik May 9th, 2006 01:36 AM

Yeah, GADZOOKS is pretty funny. :x

Sam May 9th, 2006 01:38 AM

HEY GUYS DON'T BE FAGGOTS OKAY?

GADZOOKS May 9th, 2006 01:39 AM

SEVENFORE YOU CAN'T RESIST MY CHARMS.


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